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Zombies quotes by James Patterson
#1. Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers? you might ask. No. They usually eat their fingers separately. #Quote by James Patterson
Zombies quotes by Ian McClellan
#2. I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink. #Quote by Ian McClellan
Zombies quotes by Rose Wynters
#3. Number one, I'd just seen my first zombies. Number two, there was no way to stop what was happening. Number three, the odds were I'd never live to see my nineteenth birthday. Life was over before I'd ever even got the chance to live it. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Zombies quotes by David S.E. Zapanta
#4. Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive. #Quote by David S.E. Zapanta
Zombies quotes by Faith Hunter
#5. My brother has absolutely no sense of self-preservation or survival instinct," Eli said. "He has no idea we're out here. We could be silver-eating, flesh-regenerating, vampire zombies, and when we busted through the door to eat his brilliant brain, he'd look up and say, 'Huh? #Quote by Faith Hunter
Zombies quotes by Alison Kemper
#6. That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse #Quote by Alison Kemper
Zombies quotes by Alex Smith
#7. One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization. #Quote by Alex Smith
Zombies quotes by Martijn Benders
#8. On the right, a brigade of trolls. On the left, squabling civil servants. Invasion of zombies. Have I managed to summarize the zeitgeist now? #Quote by Martijn Benders
Zombies quotes by John Corey Whaley
#9. When I asked him the meaning of life, Dr. Webb got very quiet and then told me life has no one meaning, it only has whatever meaning each of us puts on our own life. I'll tell you now that I still don't know the meaning of mine. And Lucas Cader, with all his brains and talent, doesn't know the meaning of his, either. But I'll tell you the meaning of all this. The meaning of some bird showing up and some boy disappearing and you knowing all about it. The meaning of this was not to save you, but to warn you instead. To warn you of confusion and delusion and assumption. To warn you of psychics and zombies and ghosts of your lost brother. To warn you of Ada Taylor and her sympathy and mothers who wake you up with vacuums. To warn you of two-foot-tall birds that say they can help, but never do. #Quote by John Corey Whaley
Zombies quotes by Daniel W. Drezner
#10. Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. #Quote by Daniel W. Drezner
Zombies quotes by Jonathan Levine
#11. I think that's the great thing about zombies, is, you know, going back to even 'Night of the Living Dead,' they've always been a tool for kind of holding up a mirror to us and showing us something about ourselves that we might not otherwise know. #Quote by Jonathan Levine
Zombies quotes by Cracked.com
#12. Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world! #Quote by Cracked.com
Zombies quotes by Peter Clines
#13. Zombies are like credit card payments. If you keep getting rid of the minimum amount, you'll never win. #Quote by Peter Clines
Zombies quotes by Rachel Caine
#14. Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough. #Quote by Rachel Caine
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#15. I would have dismissed [the email] as spam, except for the first word: urgent. People stopped flinging that word around like confetti after the Rising. Somehow, the potential for missing the message that zombies just ate your mom made offering to give people a bigger dick seem less important. #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Charles Yu
#16. Only, it's not an it. It's a her. A zombie. A woman. A zombie woman. She's older than Janine, closer to my age, maybe early thirties, missing a little bit of her face, but otherwise sort of pretty in a melancholy way. #Quote by Charles Yu
Zombies quotes by Jake Bible
#17. But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon. #Quote by Jake Bible
Zombies quotes by Anton Strout
#18. It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires. #Quote by Anton Strout
Zombies quotes by Tahnee Fritz
#19. A father's only dream is to hear his daughter ask to kill some zombies. Go for it, sweetie. Make this old man proud. #Quote by Tahnee Fritz
Zombies quotes by Derek Landy
#20. We can hold them off," Shudder said. "What do you think, Skulduggery?"
"Should be fun," Skulduggery responded. "Valkyrie here has never held off a horde of zombies before. It'll be a good experience for her."
"Oh, joy," she muttered. #Quote by Derek Landy
Zombies quotes by Dennis Etchison
#21. I'm living in a horror movie, all right. Only the horror doesn't have anything to do with necrophilia or black masses or crosses hung upside down, or with vampires who can't swim or zombies who work in sugar cane fields and can't stop shambling off cliffs when some guy with a jawbreaker accent says so, No, this is real life. It was running out all around him. the footprints of assassins and neo-fascists and government officials with secret closets full of tutus, private armies training in ships named after the wives of oilmen, of drunken presidents in bed with the mob and the cartels that slice up the world and stick FOR SALE signs on the pieces; while the real kings of earth lie moldering in their graves, their brains stolen away in the night and their bullet wounds altered to match storybook plots that would be laughed out of any preschool classroom. And all this while the billions sweat and grow old like the living dead, their lifeblood sucked dry by the takers of souls who need our labor to feed a hunger for power without end. The undead? What a cheapjack explanation for so much misery. There is more than enough to account for it all without falling back on the unnameable. It's already here. The trick is to see it and not flinch- there's no future in denial. It's as simple, and as enormous, as that. The truth, however bleak, was almost comforting. #Quote by Dennis Etchison
Zombies quotes by Monica Valentinelli
#22. She sticks to the rules, because it's all she's got. It's like her feelings dried up and they were replaced with a pile of useless laws. Like my appendix. Don't know what I need it for, but it's still there. #Quote by Monica Valentinelli
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#23. I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#24. I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son. #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Kevin Bacon
#25. I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. #Quote by Kevin Bacon
Zombies quotes by Rose Wynters
#26. He glanced at James before continuing. If you're going to survive this, the first rule you need to learn is never count on anyone but yourself. Never. People make mistakes, and the zombies are fast. They don't need to sleep or eat anything but us. Don't leave your protection in the hands of someone else. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Zombies quotes by John Ringo
#27. Faith's like a goddess to the Marines, and she's actually good at her job, especially given she'd just finished seventh grade. Which is an important job. She does really important shit.

"Right now, you're just getting your head together. Like the pamphlet says, maybe you decide to help out. We can use people who know how to get shit done. Not just as military. I only took the Lieutenancy they offered cause I have to work with the Navy and Marines to get my job done and it helps. But there's lots of ways a guy with your background and work ethic and general get-it-done attitude could help. Problem being, even if you wanted to, right now the only reason the Marines haven't gotten together to kick the crap out of you is that they're too busy. When they get less busy or, for example, this evening when they break from killing zombies, I would not want to be in your shoes."

"So what is this?" Zumwald said. "A military dictatorship? Beatings for free?"

"Yeah," Isham said, looking at him as if he was nuts. "We're on ships. And they are all officially US Navy vessels. Even most of the dinky little yachts. The commanders, including this one, are all Navy officers, even if the ink is still wet on the commissions. And even if they weren't, captains of vessels at sea have a lot of legal control in any circumstances. By the way, I talked Captain Graham, boss of this boat, out of pressing charges against you for assault. Because you don't get how badly you f #Quote by John Ringo
Zombies quotes by Anthony T. Hincks
#28. You don't have to be dead to enjoy Halloween.
You just have to have a liking for candy. #Quote by Anthony T. Hincks
Zombies quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton
#29. I usually have to make you sleep on a job,' Edward said. 'Maybe I'm getting old,' I said. 'You're younger than I am,' he said. I smiled. 'Maybe I just got out of the hospital after being shot and spent the last few hours in a brutal fucking battle against killer zombies, and so I'm a little tired.' He #Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
Zombies quotes by Rose Wynters
#30. And for God's sake, if you need to shoot make sure to release the safety , he murmured, as we moved across the front, careful to stick to the shadows as often as we could. So far, I hadn't seen anyone, not even zombies. It wasn't uncommon for a straggler to come along, every now and then. Lucky for us, we were remote enough that we hadn't had any major issues with any hordes locating us. The men were quick to dispatch any zombies that hung around, not willing to take the risk that somehow they could communicate with each other. Not to mention, the zombies were strong and fast. It was better to end them, rather than to risk them one day killing one of us. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Zombies quotes by Julie Kagawa
#31. Maybe Talon was secretly operating a chocolate factory," I joked, "because they discovered that making chocolate is much more rewarding than trying to take over everything"
Riley snorted. "If they put something in the bars that turned all humans into mindless drones, I wouldn't put it past them," he replied. "But I doubt that's what happened here, Firebrand."
"Okay, but if we run into chocolate-fueled zombies, you owe me dinner."
"Always the zombies with you. #Quote by Julie Kagawa
Zombies quotes by Ian McClellan
#32. Todd's wife was one of those women with a forced smile perpetually cemented on her face. Even after being chased by a mob of homicidal maniacs and attempting to barricade doors with barstools she kept up appearances, practicing for the days when her husband would be running for public office. When she saw her son poking at their former mail carrier's dead body a look of utter horror came across her face for the slightest instant. She caught herself and put that smile back on so quickly Will wondered if she might have pulled a few cheek muscles.
"Trevor!" she hissed through clenched teeth. "Trevor, you get away from that this instant! You don't know what kind of diseases that man had. Children shouldn't play with dead things."
Will looked at Todd and smirked. "Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there? #Quote by Ian McClellan
Zombies quotes by Max Brooks
#33. Happy but isn't the human factor what connexus a deeply to our past will future generations care as much for chronologies and casualty statistics as they would for the personal accounts of individuals not so different from themselves. #Quote by Max Brooks
Zombies quotes by Patricia Hamill
#34. Not too bad, reminds me of some kind of meat dip, best if you close your eyes and pretend it's something else. #Quote by Patricia Hamill
Zombies quotes by Scott Westerfeld
#35. Sure, zombies can "be a metaphor." They can represent the oppressed, as in Land of the Dead, or humanity's feral nature, as in 28 Days. Or racial politics or fear of contagion or even the consumer unconscious (Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead). We could play this game all night.

But really, zombies are not "supposed to be metaphors." They're supposed to be friggin' zombies. They follow the Zombie Rules: they rise from death to eat the flesh of the living, they shuffle in slow pursuit (or should, anyway), and most important, they multiply exponentially. They bring civilization down, taking all but the most resourceful, lucky and well-armed among us, whom they save for last. They make us the hunted; all of us.

That's the stuff zombies are supposed to do. Yes, they make excellent symbols, and metaphors, and have kick-ass mythopoeic resonance to boot. But their main job is to follow genre conventions, to play with and expand the Zombie Rules, to make us begin to see the world as a place colored by our own zombie contingency plans. […]

Stories are the original virtual reality device; their internal rules spread out into reality around us like a bite-transmitted virus, slowly but inexorably consuming its flesh. They don't just stand around "being metaphors" whose sole purpose is to represent things in the real world; they eat the real world. #Quote by Scott Westerfeld
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#36. Of course, if I eat all of him, if I spare his brain, he'll rise up and follow me back to the airport, and that might make feel better. I'll introduce him to everyone, and maybe we'll stand around and groan for a while. It's hard to say what 'friends' are any more, but that might be close. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Steven Yeun
#37. I know a lot of people who say, "I reluctantly watched the first episode because I don't really like zombies and that stuff, but I was pleasantly surprised by the characters and the drama of it all." I think that's what keeps people coming back and brings new watchers to the show. What the show does is cross many, many different viewerships. #Quote by Steven Yeun
Zombies quotes by Mark Fisher
#38. Capital is an abstract parasite, an insatiable vampire and zombie maker; but the living flesh it converts into dead labor is ours, and the zombies it makes are us. #Quote by Mark Fisher
Zombies quotes by A.G. Howard
#39. Do you really think these are Alice's tears?" I ask. "That I'm supposed to make them go away somehow?"
"I'm the wrong guy to ask. I just saw a skeleton with antlers and a forest of aphid-noshing flower zombies. #Quote by A.G. Howard
Zombies quotes by Janette Rallison
#40. So what were your favorite subjects in school?"
"School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls."
"And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?"
"I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact."
"Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready. #Quote by Janette Rallison
Zombies quotes by Christopher Moore
#41. What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies. #Quote by Christopher Moore
Zombies quotes by Carrie Harris
#42. Are these Romero slow zombies, or 28 Days Later fast zombies?"
"They were totally slow, dude. Are you blind? #Quote by Carrie Harris
Zombies quotes by Gena Showalter
#43. Gavin has started calling you the queen of zombie hearts," Cole said. "And you know what, he's right. It fits. Before you, I wasn't really living. I was existing. Moving from girl to girl. Killing zombies. I was as good as dead, but you brought me back to life. And you are most definitely the queen of my heart. #Quote by Gena Showalter
Zombies quotes by Stephen King
#44. Zombies are the new vampire. #Quote by Stephen King
Zombies quotes by A.G. Howard
#45. Bad news is, they've figured out I'm alive. Worse news, I can't be sure about them. Their decomposing stench burns my throat. They don't sound very big. Maybe they're pygmy zombies. #Quote by A.G. Howard
Zombies quotes by Walter Lippmann
#46. There are portions of the sovereign people who spend most of their spare time and spare money on motoring and comparing motor cars, on bridge-whist and post-mortems, on moving pictures and potboilers, talking always to the same people with minute variations on the same old themes. They cannot really be said to suffer from censorship, or secrecy, the high cost or the difficulty of communication. They suffer from anemia, from lack of appetite and curiosity for the human scene. Theirs is no problem of access to the world outside. Worlds of interest are waiting for them to explore, and they do not enter. #Quote by Walter Lippmann
Zombies quotes by Daryl Gregory
#47. For the first time in his life, Stony felt it. It ran like a hot wire, up from his spine, to the base of his skull. His mouth opened on its own.
He wanted to bite. He wanted to bite hard. #Quote by Daryl Gregory
Zombies quotes by Bonnie Worth
#48. Alessandra wrote:

To label this book "Dr. Seuss" is too much.
He never yet wrote it, nor genius it touched.
It's flat, it's pedantic, it leaves children bored,
The very things Teddy S. Geisel abhorred.
Go read some real Dr. Seuss if you wish.
Let these hand-puppet zombies drone on about fish. #Quote by Bonnie Worth
Zombies quotes by Colson Whitehead
#49. Mark Spitz had met plenty of the divine-retribution folks over the months. This was their moment; they were umbrella salesmen standing outside a subway entrance in a downpour. The human race deserved the plague, we brought it on ourselves for poisoning the planet, for the Death of God, the calculated brutalities of the global economic system, for driving primordial species to extinction: the entire collapse of values as evidenced by everything from nuclear fission to reality television to alternate side of the street parking. Mark Spitz could only endure these harangues for a minute or two before he split. It was boring.The plague was the plague. You were wearing galoshes, or you weren't. #Quote by Colson Whitehead
Zombies quotes by Shamus McCarty
#50. Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it! #Quote by Shamus McCarty
Zombies quotes by Greta Salpeter
#51. My main influences are pop and folk music - Bob Lind, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, the Motown collection, The Zombies, Elliott Smith, and a ton of 70's AM radio hits. I love powerpop too. #Quote by Greta Salpeter
Zombies quotes by Steve Hockensmith
#52. Zombies are a fairly new addition to the cannon of monsterdom. Really, the modern zombie goes back just to the 'Night of the Living Dead.' There's a ton of material out there, but it seems like there's not a lot of diversity out there. #Quote by Steve Hockensmith
Zombies quotes by Matt Melvin
#53. Vampires > Zombies: The Fabulous Life There are so many famous vampires! They're like the rock stars of the monster world. Without even reading this book, I bet you could ask anybody and that person would be able to tell you at least one of their names. Are there any famous zombies, though? Nope. Losers. #Quote by Matt Melvin
Zombies quotes by Brian South
#54. When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. #Quote by Brian South
Zombies quotes by Forrest Carr
#55. John raised an eyebrow. "So you wouldn't date someone like you?"
"Oh, hell, no. I'm insane, but that would be nuts. #Quote by Forrest Carr
Zombies quotes by Justine Larbalestier
#56. Zombies are the proletariat. Long live the workers! #Quote by Justine Larbalestier
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#57. Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know? #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Brian Dennehy
#58. I'm not in the movie business anymore, and hardly any 70 year olds are. I always ask the producers: 'Are there no 70-year old vampires?' Apparently there are not - or even zombies for that matter. I guess they all get eaten. #Quote by Brian Dennehy
Zombies quotes by Yahtzee Croshaw
#59. With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it. #Quote by Yahtzee Croshaw
Zombies quotes by Jane Austen
#60. Hope no one adds zombies to this. #Quote by Jane Austen
Zombies quotes by Holly Hood
#61. I grabbed a robe and a fireplace poker and headed down the stairs at a snail's pace. I was sure I loved him, but I wasn't prepared to be brutally murdered to save a man of his size. He was on his own. Unless of course, it was a mob of uncompromising zombies. Then I might have attempted to fight beside him. I shook my head, nearly laughing at this point. #Quote by Holly Hood
Zombies quotes by Scott Beadle
#62. Alex: "You asked earlier why us humans fear death. I suppose it is the unknown - not knowing what awaits on the other side. But now I know, and I still fear it."
The Darkness: "?"
Alex: "But now I fear the living - in fact, I now fear life more than death! #Quote by Scott Beadle
Zombies quotes by Richard Kadrey
#63. Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake. [p. 411] #Quote by Richard Kadrey
Zombies quotes by Thea Harrison
#64. He had taken to asking himself WWPD? (What Would Pia Do?) #Quote by Thea Harrison
Zombies quotes by Jim Butcher
#65. I rode the dinosaur into the stream of zombies following in the Wardens' wake and let her go to town. Sue chomped and stomped and smacked zombies fifty feet through the air with swinging blows of her snout. Her tail batted one particularly vile-looking zombie into the brick wall of the nearest building, and the zombie hit so hard and so squishily that it just stuck to the wall like a refrigerator magnet, arms and legs spread in a sprawl. #Quote by Jim Butcher
Zombies quotes by David Wong
#66. Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. #Quote by David Wong
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#67. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit. #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Joan Frances Turner
#68. Be nice to her," I muttered under my breath. "She's my sister; she got sick. She lost her kid. For all I know, she may have eaten her. #Quote by Joan Frances Turner
Zombies quotes by J. Cornell Michel
#69. If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit. #Quote by J. Cornell Michel
Zombies quotes by Jonathan Maberry
#70. Holy Christ . . . are we talking zombies here?" Church smiled faintly. "We're calling him a 'walker.' Short for 'Dead Man Walking.' The head of my science team has too much of a pop culture sensibility. #Quote by Jonathan Maberry
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#71. The burning red taste of blood floods my mouth. The sparkle of life sprays out of his cells like citrus mist from an orange peel, and I suck it in. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Ryan Mecum
#72. Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming. #Quote by Ryan Mecum
Zombies quotes by Donna J. Haraway
#73. In language that is searing and lyrical, evocative and precise, this exceptional book thinks with the zombies, specters, felons, slaves, dogs, cadavers, and other entities that are the remnants of loss and dispossession in the law. Dogs and people are abundantly present here, even as the legal fictions they are made to inhabit are exposed with acid lucidity. These are hard histories made readable by Dayan's precious acts of writing. #Quote by Donna J. Haraway
Zombies quotes by Jen Naumann
#74. Demons, werewolves, zombies
they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only. #Quote by Jen Naumann
Zombies quotes by George A. Romero
#75. I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers. #Quote by George A. Romero
Zombies quotes by Forrest Carr
#76. God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet. #Quote by Forrest Carr
Zombies quotes by Robin Becker
#77. He nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids; #Quote by Robin Becker
Zombies quotes by Ash Parsons
#78. In all the movies, in all the books and shows, when the zombie apocalypse comes, the humans turn out to be worse than the zombies," he said. "Always. #Quote by Ash Parsons
Zombies quotes by Aria Kane
#79. What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?"
The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one. #Quote by Aria Kane
Zombies quotes by Brian South
#80. Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. #Quote by Brian South
Zombies quotes by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
#81. Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs. #Quote by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Zombies quotes by Joe McKinney
#82. These arent your mother's zombies! #Quote by Joe McKinney
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#83. There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host. #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#84. Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies? #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Katie Leclerc
#85. I'm a total nerd. I love comic books and video games and most of all zombies! #Quote by Katie Leclerc
Zombies quotes by Nadia Higgins
#86. The evidence cannot be denied. Simply put, the Guppy Scouts have turned into zombies. #Quote by Nadia Higgins
Zombies quotes by Keira D. Skye
#87. Nico then leaned into Katty, and kissed her. He kissed her with every ounce of Vampire strength, pressing his lips forward into hers, feeling her slight breath and her soft lips touch against his with the heat of a hot fire. He kissed her while holding her face close to his, his fingers spreading against the width of her delicate cheeks. Katty closed her eyes and took the kiss all in, feeling such a kiss make her feel so dizzy, so weak. So lightheaded. It was as if she was being kissed for the very first time. It was a kiss that took all her resistance away, all her fear, but gave her an existence that she never possibly knew. Within a few moments, Nico pulled away, unleashing the kiss from its endurance. #Quote by Keira D. Skye
Zombies quotes by J. Cornell Michel
#88. Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. -Jordan #Quote by J. Cornell Michel
Zombies quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#89. What is that smell? (Nick)
(It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.)
Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I'm human. (Mark)
Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you're sane. (Nick) #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Zombies quotes by Shamus McCarty
#90. When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.

* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian. #Quote by Shamus McCarty
Zombies quotes by Forrest Carr
#91. Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color. #Quote by Forrest Carr
Zombies quotes by Daphne Gottlieb
#92. Fifteen Ways to Stay Alive

1. Offer the wolves your arm only from the elbow down. Leave tourniquet space. Do not offer them your calves. Do not offer them your side. Do not let them near your femoral artery, your jugular. Give them only your arm.

2. Wear chapstick when kissing the bomb.

3. Pretend you don't know English.

4. Pretend you never met her.

5. Offer the bomb to the wolves. Offer the wolves to the zombies.

6. Only insert a clean knife into your chest. Rusty ones will cause tetanus. Or infection.

7. Don't inhale.

8. Realize that this love was not your trainwreck, was not the truck that flattened you, was not your Waterloo, did not cause massive haemorrhaging from a rusty knife. That love is still to come.

9. Use a rusty knife to cut through most of the noose in a strategic place so that it breaks when your weight is on it.

10. Practice desperate pleas for attention, louder calls for help. Learn them in English, French, Spanish: May Day, Aidez-Moi, Ayúdame.

11. Don't kiss trainwrecks. Don't kiss knives. Don't kiss.

12. Pretend you made up the zombies, and only superheroes exist.

13. Pretend there is no kryptonite.

14. Pretend there was no love so sweet that you would have died for it, pretend that it does not belong to someone else now, pretend like your heart depends on it because it does. Pretend there is no w #Quote by Daphne Gottlieb
Zombies quotes by Rae Hachton
#93. My Heart's still beating for you - Very Dark and Always. #Quote by Rae Hachton
Zombies quotes by Peter Clines
#94. Mindless violence against the undead?" said Zzzap. "Count me in. #Quote by Peter Clines
Zombies quotes by Christopher Moore
#95. Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and simultaneously stopped breathing-their brains shutting down bodily functions and rerouting the needed energy to calculate the projected commissions contained in Jody's cash. One by one they resumed breathing and marched toward her, a look of dazed hunger in their eyes: a pack of zombies from the perky, youthful version of The Night of the Living Dead. "I wear a size four and I've got a date in fifteen minutes," Jody said. "Dress me." They descended on her like an evil khaki wave. #Quote by Christopher Moore
Zombies quotes by Kiersten White
#96. Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as long as possible. #Quote by Kiersten White
Zombies quotes by Gena Showalter
#97. Nana and Pops were waiting in the living room. They had their recliners pushed in front of the couch, the only place available for Cole and me to sit. The moment we were in position, the interrogation began.
Pops: Plans for the future?
Groaning, I dropped my head in my hands. He'd kicked things off with Justin the exact same way. Guaranteed, he'd end the same way.
Cole: College, law enforcement.
Nana: Oh, I like him better than that other boy already.
Pops: Good, that's good. Now finish this sentence for me. When a girl says no, she means...
Yep. Exactly the same.
Cole: No. And that's that. I don't push for more.
Nana: Another excellent answer. But here's an even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is...
I should have let the zombies have me.
Cole: Up to the couple. What happens between them is no one else's business. Sorry, but not even yours.
Both Pops ans Nana blustered over that for a minute, but they soon calmed down. I, of course, blushed the most horrifying shade of lobster. (That was just a guess.) However, I found Cole's answer exceptional.
Pops: That's fair enough, I guess. So how do you feel about drinking and driving?
Cole: I think it's stupid, that's one thing you'll never have to worry about with me and Ali. I never drink, and if she does, I won't take advantage of her. I'd bring her home. I'll always look out for her safety, you have my word.
"I won't be drinking, #Quote by Gena Showalter
Zombies quotes by Jarod Kintz
#98. If zombies eat brains, then they'd love me, because who doesn't like a buffet? #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Zombies quotes by Cherie Priest
#99. The sound came again. There was a whistle to it, and a moan. It was almost a hiss, and it could've been a strangled gasp. Above all, it was quiet, and it seemed to have no source.
It whispered. #Quote by Cherie Priest
Zombies quotes by Robin Sacredfire
#100. Sometimes I have to act crazy to handle the crazies. Trying to be normal near the crazies makes me as crazy as them. The more I push reason and logic on them, the more they pervert it and use it against me, the angrier they make me feel. It's much easier to pretend they're ghosts talking to the wind, and ignore them as if they weren't really human. My mood improves, my self-esteem is better and I feel happier. On another hand, maybe I'm just being realistic here, because you can't really talk to the dead. That's what people without respect or empathy are; dead in the brain; just walking bodies without a soul. #Quote by Robin Sacredfire
Zombies quotes by Alden Bell
#101. The abundance of small things, it'll bury you. #Quote by Alden Bell
Zombies quotes by Bill Murray
#102. Zombies dont mess with other zombies. #Quote by Bill Murray
Zombies quotes by Rafael Yglesias
#103. Also, serial killers, child killers, they're hot, they're the new cool kids, the new vampires, the new zombies, everybody's favourite spook monster. #Quote by Rafael Yglesias
Zombies quotes by Max Brooks
#104. Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist. #Quote by Max Brooks
Zombies quotes by L.A. Fiore
#105. Zombies?" There was definite interest in that word. "Are you a brother in arms? Do you also kill those brain sucking monsters?" I realized I was talking to someone who probably killed people every day, well not every day because that's excessive. The deli man didn't put enough rare roast beef on his sandwich and so he slit his throat with the dagger he had hidden up his sleeve. I giggled at the thought. Again #Quote by L.A. Fiore
Zombies quotes by Patricia Hamill
#106. I don't want to think about it, but I have to. Someone has to. I see the signs of spring and I weep ... #Quote by Patricia Hamill
Zombies quotes by Rebecca Boucher
#107. I remembered Daemon's feather soft kisses on my cheek, and I remembered the clouds parting and the sun shining on a cold February day in Ireland. And as my baby girl was laid on my chest and my husband held my hand, I saw my best friend Kat walk into the sun kissed part in the clouds, hand in hand, along with the last regrets of my past. #Quote by Rebecca Boucher
Zombies quotes by Joan Frank
#108. I found myself face to face with a long line of people resembling extras off the set of Night of the Living Dead: shuffling along, pale and twitching, empty cups in hand
murderous. Miserable. No matter that the air was rich with vapors of fresh-ground beans and warm muffins; no matter that the soft piped-in Vivaldi poured over us like steamed milk. These angry zombies were rushing to work, and their eyes flashed fair warning: Don't mess with us. We haven't had our coffee. #Quote by Joan Frank
Zombies quotes by Eldridge Cleaver
#109. The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of history. What do they care if their old baldheaded and crew-cut elders don't dig their caveman mops? They couldn't care less about the old, stiff-assed honkies who don't like their new dances: Frog, Monkey, Jerk, Swim, Watusi. All they know is that it feels good to swing to way-out body-rhythms instead of dragging across the dance floor like zombies to the dead beat of mind-smothered Mickey Mouse music. #Quote by Eldridge Cleaver
Zombies quotes by Stephen J. Day
#110. The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead. #Quote by Stephen J. Day
Zombies quotes by Jason Medina
#111. He kissed her gently on her neck and said, trying to sound as romantic as possible, 'As beautiful as the stars might be tonight, they could never compare to your beauty. #Quote by Jason Medina
Zombies quotes by Jarod Kintz
#112. She's beautiful, but she's also got brains. I'll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180 - which is absurd, because the last bowl of Jell-O I ate only measured in with an IQ of 123. Still, an IQ of 123 is more than double what it probably takes to be elected into political office. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Zombies quotes by Lily Herne
#113. Everything's better with zombies - NOT #Quote by Lily Herne
Zombies quotes by David Wake
#114. It was during Latin that the Austro-Hungarians arrived with their dogs and zombies to kill everyone at the Eden College for Young Ladies. #Quote by David Wake
Zombies quotes by Chogyam Trungpa
#115. We need to encourage an attitude of constant questioning, which is a genuine part of our potential as students. If students were required to drop their questions, that would create armies of zombies- rows of jellyfish ... The questioning mind is absolutely necessary. #Quote by Chogyam Trungpa
Zombies quotes by Stephen Herfst
#116. Fear makes them blind. But is it the failure of humans, rather than zombies that causes this? #Quote by Stephen Herfst
Zombies quotes by Keanu Reeves
#117. Sometimes we get so caught up in our daily lives that we forget to take the time out to enjoy the beauty in life. It's like we're zombies. Look up and take your headphones out. Say "Hi" to someone you see and maybe give a hug to someone who looks like they're hurting. #Quote by Keanu Reeves
Zombies quotes by Steve Hockensmith
#118. Let's make a game of it, shall we?" she said. "Whoever kills the most, wins."
"I will kill twenty!" Lydia declared.
"I will kill thirty!" Kitty countered.
Mary paused for a moment of sober calculation.
"I will kill thirty-two." she said.
"I will kill as long as I must," said Jane.
"And I will kill as long as I can," said Elizabeth #Quote by Steve Hockensmith
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#119. This plague ... This curse ... I have an idea where it came from. I don't think it's from any spell or virus or nuclear rays. I think it's from a deeper place. I think we brought it here. I think we crushed ourselves down over the centuries. Buried ourselves under greed and hate and whatever other sins we could find until our souls finally hit the rock bottom of the universe. And then they scraped a hole through it, into some ... dark place. We released it. We poked through the seabed and the oil erupted, painted us black, pulled our inner sickness out for everyone to see. Now here we are in this dry corpse of a world, rotting on our feet till there's nothing left but bones and the buzz of flies. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Ellen Hopkins
#120. In fact, since the accident, Mom doesn't love anyone. She is marble. Beautiful. Frigid. Easily stained by her family. What's left of us anyway. We are corpses.
At first, we sought rebirth. But resurrection devoid of her love has made us zombies. We get up every morning, skip breakfast, hurry off to work or school. For in those other places, we are more at home.
And sometimes we stagger beneath the weight of grief, the immensity of aloneness. #Quote by Ellen Hopkins
Zombies quotes by Keira D. Skye
#121. Come here." Nico reached over and gave Katty a great big hug. "Have I told you how much I love you lately?"
Katty immediately turned soft. She had a big weakness for Nico. Just hearing the word 'love' instantly made her melt. "No, but I like to hear it." She smiled back at him with a smile that illuminated her face. She did like to hear it. She hadn't know Nico for very long, but there was just something so awesome about him that she felt very loved. He may have been a Vampire, and had a heart as black as night, but deep down he was a good man. He knew how to love a girl when he found the right one. He loved her completely, and without any doubt. #Quote by Keira D. Skye
Zombies quotes by John Corey Whaley
#122. I actually didn't mind too much that Gabriel had spent the past four nights in my room. He was relatively quiet, didn't go through my things, and liked to listen to my weird book ideas late at night. When I told him that I wanted to write a book about zombies taking over our town, he suggested that I make myself the hero and said nonchalantly, "You could even have to kill me after I get bitten. Wouldn't that be an awesome twist?" I didn't tell him then but I had no intention of ever letting him die in any book. #Quote by John Corey Whaley
Zombies quotes by Boaz Lavie
#123. When we usually think of fears, in comics or in films, it's most often fears on a relatively superficial level: fear of murderous insects, of ghosts, of zombies, or even fear of dying. #Quote by Boaz Lavie
Zombies quotes by Laurie Holden
#124. I'm a tomboy. I really love sports. I'm really looking forward to being the sniper gal, running around and shooting zombies. I find that really exhilarating. #Quote by Laurie Holden
Zombies quotes by Carrie Ryan
#125. There is a child - a baby - who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth open in a perpetual yet silent scream. She isn't old enough to roll over, to sit up, to climb. So she lies there kicking her fat legs against the footboard of the crib, eternally calling for her mother. For food. For flesh. #Quote by Carrie Ryan
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#126. I just don't understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form. #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#127. Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Audrey Niffenegger
#128. I don't know about you, but I'm kind of fed up with realism. After all, there's enough reality already; why make more of it? Why not leave realism for the memoirs of drug addicts, the histories of salt, the biographies of porn stars? Why must we continue to read about the travails of divorced people or mildly depressed Canadians when we could be contemplating the shopping habits of zombies, or the difficulties that ensue when living and dead people marry each other? We should be demanding more stories about faery handbags and pyjamas inscribed with the diaries of strange women. We should not rest until someone writes about a television show that features the Free People's World-Tree Library, with its elaborate waterfalls and Forbidden Books and Pirate-Magicians. We should be pining for a house haunted by rabbits.
(from the review of Kelly Link's Magic for Beginners in The Guardian) #Quote by Audrey Niffenegger
Zombies quotes by Alison Kemper
#129. Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now? #Quote by Alison Kemper
Zombies quotes by Caroline George
#130. The apocalypse was supposed to be cliché drama, Godzilla roaming the streets and zombies crawling from graves to devour the living. I guess all of humankind wanted to believe they'd end with a bang instead of unnoticed silence. We all, deep down, want to believe in a future where our historical monuments and literature hold significance. We want our deaths to be important. We want to matter. #Quote by Caroline George
Zombies quotes by Rose Wynters
#131. At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind.
"Why didn't you just hit him?" Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us.
"I didn't want to mess up my paint job," Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. "Plus, I just washed it. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Zombies quotes by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
#132. I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that is. And what I love about that concept is as much as it's a zombie story, it's also 'Pride and Prejudice.' #Quote by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Zombies quotes by John Carpenter
#133. Monsters in movies are us, always us, one way or the other. They're us with hats on. The zombies in George Romero's movies are us. They're hungry. Monsters are us, the dangerous parts of us. The part that wants to destroy. The part of us with the reptile brain. The part of us that's vicious and cruel. We express these in our stories as these monsters out there. #Quote by John Carpenter
Zombies quotes by Rhiannon Frater
#134. Finally they had started shooting zombies. That was much better. #Quote by Rhiannon Frater
Zombies quotes by L.B. Ó Ceallaigh
#135. We have failed to see truth right in front of us because we have been buried into an obfuscated mindset by theologies and cultural mores made by theologies that themselves have been created by diseases. #Quote by L.B. Ó Ceallaigh
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#136. I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich. #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Cherise Sinclair
#137. I want my glasses."
"No." The absent way he said it, as if she didn't have a choice, set off an odd shimmer in her bones. He regarded her soberly. "You're scared without them? More than being bound to a table?"
"I'm trying not to think about bondage," she said grumpily.
He grinned, swift and wonderful.
"And yes, I'm scared. What if something happened, like a fire?" She wouldn't be able to find her way out. "Or a terrorist attack. Or zombies."
He chuckled. "I do like submissives with imagination. #Quote by Cherise Sinclair
Zombies quotes by Joe R. Lansdale
#138. He decided quite suddenly, having kept fairly good record on the calendar, that tomorrow was Christmas Eve, and zombies be damned. The Christmas lights were going up. #Quote by Joe R. Lansdale
Zombies quotes by Laura Kreitzer
#139. Terror builds inside him. The reality that tonight will be his last leaves a sour taste in his mouth. The Tainted will eat him, or on a more terrifying note - if that's even possible - maybe turn him into one of them. He'd rather die. But first, he'll take as many of those bastards out as he can. He throws his pack into the throng and jerks the blade from his belt. With a thudding heart, he slices through them. Blood arcs over him, onto him. #Quote by Laura Kreitzer
Zombies quotes by Julie Kagawa
#140. That's okay. If we are attacked by zombies I don't have to run fast. I just have to run faster than you. #Quote by Julie Kagawa
Zombies quotes by Annie Walls
#141. Blood is pounding in my ears. Lingering smoke and tequila fill my nostrils as adrenaline courses through my veins. My lips curl into a smile. The only thing that would make this night more perfect is if I had killed some zombies. #Quote by Annie Walls
Zombies quotes by Tracey Ward
#142. I can't fire my gun without bringing attention to myself while surrounded by more zombies than tweens at a One Direction concert, and I cannot win in a hand to hand fight. Against the zombie, not One Direction. I'd destroy those guys. #Quote by Tracey Ward
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#143. Present a united front: YOU against the zombies. #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Jonathan Maberry
#144. It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you that it is very hard science. #Quote by Jonathan Maberry
Zombies quotes by David  Wong
#145. There are really only two kinds of monsters in the world, which you already know if you've been watching horror movies: Breeders and Non-breeders. So for instance, Frankenstein's monster would fall into the second category if he was real. He's a freak, a singular being and once you kill him, he's gone. Problem solved.

The Breeders are an exponentially bigger problem. Within that group you've got slow breeders like vampires (if they were real, which they're not) which breed in a small-scale controlled way, but mainly to avoid extinction rather than spread. But then you've got the fast breeders, like zombies (if they existed, which they don't) where breeding is all they do. They are basically walking epidemics, and are the worst of the worst-case scenarios, because such a creature could, hypothetically, wipe out civilization. This is humanity's greatest fear, which is why at the moment half of the world's horror novels, movie posters and video games have zombies on the cover. So in any situation like this, step one is to find out what category of creature you're dealing with. Step two is to anticipate what the creature is going to do next, based on what you determined in step one. Then step three is you find out if the thing can be killed with a chainsaw. #Quote by David Wong
Zombies quotes by Max Brooks
#146. Zombies are apocalyptic in nature. They belong to a class of monster that doesn't just hunt humans, but seeks to obliterate that entire human race. #Quote by Max Brooks
Zombies quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith
#147. You are the love of my life, Elizabeth Bennet. So I ask you now…" A brief pause separates these words from his next. "Half in anguish… half in hope…" He ends his speech with the glorious words Lizzy has been wishing to hear spoken from Fitzwilliam Darcy, "Will you do me the great honor of taking me for your husband?"

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies #Quote by Seth Grahame-Smith
Zombies quotes by Tracey Ward
#148. Zombies do not respect the personal bubble. They are all up in my grill, #Quote by Tracey Ward
Zombies quotes by Gillian Zane
#149. Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn't be helped. #Quote by Gillian Zane
Zombies quotes by Mira Grant
#150. That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the coolest thing you ever will do. Your entire existence has been moving toward one shining moment, George, and that was the moment when you thought, 'Hey, why don't I just go over the zombies? #Quote by Mira Grant
Zombies quotes by Stephen King
#151. When the dawn was still long hours away, bad thoughts took on flesh and began to walk. In the middle of the night thoughts became zombies. #Quote by Stephen King
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#152. The darkness of the room is pulsing with gunfire, and by our standards we are grossly outnumbered - there are only three of us to every one of them - but something is tipping things in our favor. Our manic speed is uncharacteristic of the Dead, and our prey are not prepared for it. Is this all coming from me? Creatures without desire usually don't move quickly, but they're following my lead, and I am an angry whirlwind. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Chloe Neill
#153. The quickest way to exacerbate a dinner with my parents was being late for dinner with my parents. Well, other than bringing zombies to dinner. Because who kept brains in the fridge? #Quote by Chloe Neill
Zombies quotes by Jessica De Gouw
#154. I actually have a very real, irrational fear of zombies. #Quote by Jessica De Gouw
Zombies quotes by Marc Forster
#155. You can make a global film, which affects so many countries and affects sort of this worldwide epidemic, but it has, zombies are great metaphors for the times we live in today and that's what I always find fascinating about them, but then it's like the walking dead, you know, the unconscious, and the metaphors for them are just really something I was inspired by. #Quote by Marc Forster
Zombies quotes by Stephen Jones
#156. We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. #Quote by Stephen Jones
Zombies quotes by Tom Conrad
#157. He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It's like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he has to readjust the atmosphere, akin to one of those sci-fi shows where they oxygenate the planet, but for my dad it's in a suffocating reverse. He replaces the clean wholesome air with a non-stop puff of toxic poison. #Quote by Tom Conrad
Zombies quotes by Robert Kirkman
#158. I saw thousands of them. A sea of the dead that roared like an ocean! You would have heard them screaming toward you. It would have taken days to steer them away. Killing them? I don't think killing them would have been possible. #Quote by Robert Kirkman
Zombies quotes by Rose Wynters
#159. Everything good or bad in my life had started and ended within the limits of that town. It was over now, though, and a new chapter was beginning. Nothing would ever be the same as it had been before. I just hoped this chapter wouldn't be the final one in the book. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Zombies quotes by Cynthia Hand
#160. Shawshank's good," he says. "But you can't beat the way Woody Harrelson kills zombies. He takes such joy in it."
"Uh-huh," I say, making a face. "I've always found zombies to be the least threatening of the scary monsters. I mean, come on. They're slow. They're brain-dead. They don't plot evil or try to take over the world. They just - " I put my arms out in front of me and give him my best zombie groan. I shake my head. "So not scary."
"But they just. Keep. Coming," Christian says. "You can run, you can kill them, but more of them always pop up, and they never stop." He shudders. "And they try to eat you, and if you get bitten, that's it - you're infected. You're doomed to become a zombie yourself. End of story."
"Okay," I concede, "they're kind of scary," and now I'm vaguely disappointed that we're not here to watch a zombie movie. #Quote by Cynthia Hand
Zombies quotes by Eliezer Yudkowsky
#161. People go funny in the head when talking about politics. The evolutionary reasons for this are so obvious as to be worth belaboring: In the ancestral environment, politics was a matter of life and death. And sex, and wealth, and allies, and reputation... When, today, you get into an argument about whether "we" ought to raise the minimum wage, you're executing adaptations for an ancestral environment where being on the wrong side of the argument could get you killed. Being on the right side of the argument could let you kill your hated rival!


Politics is an extension of war by other means. Arguments are soldiers. Once you know which side you're on, you must support all arguments of that side, and attack all arguments that appear to favor the enemy side; otherwise it's like stabbing your soldiers in the back - providing aid and comfort to the enemy. People who would be level-headed about evenhandedly weighing all sides of an issue in their professional life as scientists, can suddenly turn into slogan-chanting zombies when there's a Blue or Green position on an issue. #Quote by Eliezer Yudkowsky
Zombies quotes by G.G. Silverman
#162. I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. #Quote by G.G. Silverman
Zombies quotes by G.G. Silverman
#163. Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer. #Quote by G.G. Silverman
Zombies quotes by Thea Harrison
#164. Aryal whispered, If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop. #Quote by Thea Harrison
Zombies quotes by Anna Sullivan
#165. Kids want to know when Uncle Hold is coming back," James said with a shrug in his voice.

"Wow, and they're not even zombies yet?"

"No, but they're young, they have no taste."

"Maybe you're the one with no taste."

"Jimmy," he said, referring to his son, "eats crayons. Suzy," his daughter, "drinks air and pretends it's tea."

"Maybe you should feed them once in a while. #Quote by Anna Sullivan
Zombies quotes by Ace Antonio Hall
#166. He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead. (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking) #Quote by Ace Antonio Hall
Zombies quotes by Cedric Nye
#167. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it. #Quote by Cedric Nye
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#168. Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell. #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Kim Paffenroth
#169. Zombies are then a symbol of our own mad urges to destroy ourselves, and a terrifying portent that we might succeed. #Quote by Kim Paffenroth
Zombies quotes by Lily James
#170. I loved learning to fight and kill zombies. #Quote by Lily James
Zombies quotes by Thea Harrison
#171. Giving her a slight smile, he whispered, "I'm putting my hand to your cheek right now."
The stubborn strength that had kept her knees locked threatened to give way. Closing her eyes, she whispered back, "I'm putting my arms around you, and leaning my head on your shoulder."
"And I'm stroking your hair, and kissing you." He took a deep breath. "And I am always, always going to hold on to you with all of my strength. Always, Pia. #Quote by Thea Harrison
Zombies quotes by Gena Showalter
#172. Are you suggesting I'm working with the
zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
attack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?""Did you?" Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay," I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his
best undead buddies and stalk me through
my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was
totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season. #Quote by Gena Showalter
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#173. Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by John Brockman
#174. We'd be unfeeling, unconscious zombies if we did. #Quote by John Brockman
Zombies quotes by Scott Westerfeld
#175. I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. #Quote by Scott Westerfeld
Zombies quotes by Iain Rob Wright
#176. Great! Frikkin' space zombies. Are you kidding me? #Quote by Iain Rob Wright
Zombies quotes by Stephen King
#177. It was sort of like being in one of those love-and-horror supernatural novels, the kind Mrs. Robinson in the school library sniffily called "tweenager porn." In those books the girls dallied with werewolves, vampires - even zombies - but hardly ever became those things. It was also nice to have a grown man stand up for her, and it didn't hurt that he was handsome, in a scruffy kind of way that reminded her a little of Jax Teller on Sons of Anarchy, a show she and Emma Deane secretly watched on Em's computer. #Quote by Stephen King
Zombies quotes by Michael Almereyda
#178. Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that's not just on Halloween. #Quote by Michael Almereyda
Zombies quotes by Daniel Marques
#179. It is indeed as if we were living in a world of zombies and vampires, where each one of us becomes one of them, after being bitten and contaminated with the negative energy of those that already have such nature. #Quote by Daniel Marques
Zombies quotes by Ian McClellan
#180. Nicky turned and bolted. He'd only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he'd only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days. Of course, I'll probably be laughed out of the mob, but I don't care at this point. #Quote by Ian McClellan
Zombies quotes by Ian McClellan
#181. I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie. #Quote by Ian McClellan
Zombies quotes by Charlie Huston
#182. I feel like I'm forgetting something. Vyrus. Clans. Zombies. Stay out of the sun. Don't get shot. Abandon your life. Drink blood to survive. No, guess that pretty much covers it. #Quote by Charlie Huston
Zombies quotes by Max Brooks
#183. The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face. #Quote by Max Brooks
Zombies quotes by Stephen Herfst
#184. Is it zombies that need to be destroyed for the sake of humans? Are we the monsters after all? #Quote by Stephen Herfst
Zombies quotes by Jesse Petersen
#185. Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely. #Quote by Jesse Petersen
Zombies quotes by Isaac Marion
#186. My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. #Quote by Isaac Marion
Zombies quotes by Mark Tufo
#187. The zombies in the cab were looking at us like it was Christmas 1996 and we had just taken the last Tickle Me Elmo dolls off the shelf. #Quote by Mark Tufo
Zombies quotes by Monte A. Melnick
#188. There was this one show in Green Bay when this kid was booing us loud and aggressively. Then The Ramones came on and he was booing them too. We went over to White Zombie's tour manager and said, 'This guy was booing us and that's one thing, but now he's booing The Ramones, and if you boo The Ramones you're booing rock 'n' roll.' So the tour manager went and plucked this kid out of the audience and kicked him out of the show for booing The Ramones. The poor kid had to wait in the cold without his jacket on and wait for his mommy to come and get him, all because he didn't realize what he was doing. Monte: #Quote by Monte A. Melnick
Zombies quotes by Kristen Ashley
#189. Any woman who was breathing noticed Jacob Decker. Hell, it was possible he could walk through a graveyard and his very presence would call up the dead females as zombies rabid to get just an undead glimpse of him, he was that noticeable of a male. #Quote by Kristen Ashley
Zombies quotes by Jonathan Maberry
#190. [Therapist and friend, with a voice like Raul Julia during his Gomez Adam's days] Rudy studied my face, "I have a two o'clock open on Tuesday."
I sighed, "Yeah, ok. Tuesday at two."
He nodded, pleased. "Bring Starbucks."
"Sure, what do you want?"
"My usual. Iced half-caf ristretto quad grade two-pump raspberry two percent no whip light ice with caramel drizzle three-and-a-half-pump white mocha."
"Is any of that actually coffee?"
"More or less."
"And you think I'm damaged … #Quote by Jonathan Maberry
Zombies quotes by Kurt Braunohler
#191. We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is very important. What we do is based on our live skills. It's stand-up and sketch and improv; everything we do in 'Hot Tub' is important to our jobs. And every Monday I'm excited to do it. #Quote by Kurt Braunohler
Zombies quotes by Stewart O'Nan
#192. Come then, come with us, out into the night. Come now, America the lovesick, America the timid, the blessed, the educated, come stalk the dark backroads and stand outside the bright houses, calm as murderers in the yard, quiet as deer. Come, you slumberers, you lumps, arise from your legion of sleep and fly. Come, all you dreamers, all you zombies, all you monsters. What are you doing anyway, paying the bills, washing the dishes, waiting for the doorbell? Come on, take your keys, leave the bowl of candy on the porch, put on the suffocating mask of someone else and breathe. Be someone you don't love so much, for once. Listen: like the children, we only have one night. #Quote by Stewart O'Nan
Zombies quotes by Manel Loureiro
#193. We never surrendered. We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. #Quote by Manel Loureiro
Zombies quotes by Lily James
#194. I think that period dramas just need zombies. #Quote by Lily James
Zombies quotes by John Ringo
#195. No, Faith ain't gonna get charged with assault. I'm not even sure the incident occurred cause neither are you. You get three days off on the Alpha to get your head back together. Then you decide if you want to help out or go in a hold. Or, hell, I'll drop you off at a little town and you can fight zombies for supplies and fish for your supper. If you decide you want to help, God knows we need people who can organize and you should be able to do that. But if so, you're going to have to climb down. And you sure as shit had better figure out a way to apologize to Lieutenant Smith or at some point you're going to end up shark bait. Because the Marines, with the exception of Captain Milo 'I'm scared of zombies' Wilkes, just absolutely hate your fucking guts. And the one group you do not want pissed off at you in this Squadron is the fucking Marines. And of all the Marines, the one you seriously do not want to get on the bad side of is Faith Marie Smith. They call her Shewolf for a reason… #Quote by John Ringo
Zombies quotes by Edward Abbey
#196. Those who have no sense of posterity or any concern for future generations are the ones who are really dead. I mean, they are dead right now. Walking zombies. #Quote by Edward Abbey
Zombies quotes by Forrest Carr
#197. Powell's face appeared on screen. "It's true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy," she said, looking thoughtful. "But that doesn't mean they're wrong. #Quote by Forrest Carr
Zombies quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith
#198. How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!"
"Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her hand. #Quote by Seth Grahame-Smith
Zombies quotes by Molly Looby
#199. People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It's not. It's eye bloody spy. #Quote by Molly Looby
Zombies quotes by Ace G. Pilkington
#200. The ultimate irony in this vast struggle (available to audience members who want to think about it but easily ignored by those who accept the semi-happy ending ) is the irony in many time loop (or ontological paradox) stories: John Connor has created himself (though he has not gone as far as the character in Robert Heinlein's "All You Zombies" who is both his own father and mother). Far worse, by saving his mother's life and ensuring the destruction of the Terminator, John Connor has created Skynet just as surely as Skynet has created John Connor by trying to kill him. Both Connor and Skynet exist in a time loop without outside causality. The Terminator's surviving arm makes Skynet possible, but it is never invented, only found and back-engineered. Kyle Reese comes across time for Sarah Connor because of a picture and because John Connor asks him to, but neither the picture nor John Connor would exist if Reese had not already gone back in time. The simplest way to save the world is to let the Terminator kill Sarah Connor. Then (in all probability), no one would find a piece of the advanced technology, and Skynet could not be built. But, Cameron's plot suggests, the "perils to come that would result from our hubris and blind faith in technology" may be inescapable, a time loop, a feedback loop, leading directly if not necessarily inevitably to destruction."Fighting the History Wars on the Big Screen: From the Terminator to Avatar" from The Films of James Cameron #Quote by Ace G. Pilkington

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