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#1. X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wears purple and black tights. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#2. So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor ... I would say ... let the boobies hit the floor! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#3. People ask me what my favorite WWE era is. It's now, because I'm living it. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#4. I want TNA to grow as a company, it's better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE? #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#5. I play a character in the WWE and everybody hates my character. I'm the evil villain bad guy. Whenever people meet me, they're like, 'Wow, you're such a nice guy. We never expected that.' #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#6. Back in the hood after a tremendous Aussie tour! Thanks to all who rocked with us, I promise it won't be another 5 yrs before we return! Best news is I'm off for the rest of the year now! Time to get krunk ... #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#7. Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#8. Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone? #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#9. Whenever you get a bunch of guys that are funny or think they're funny, when you first meet, there's always a lot of bits and it's never, ever, ever funny. So basically you have to get through the awkwardness. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#10. Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count! #Quote by Chris Jericho
Wwe Chris Jericho Funny quotes by Chris Jericho
#11. Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#12. You will never ever be the same again! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#13. I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#14. Will you please shut the hell up!? #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#15. Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#16. After 10 years TNA talent still have an inferiority complex. If you don't think that you work for the BEST COMPANY EVER then nobody else will! As a performer you hav to act and project that where you work is the pinnacle of competition! If not then the whole place just seems second rate. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#17. I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about ... #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#18. Did you ever know that you're a jackass? #Quote by Chris Jericho
Wwe Chris Jericho Funny quotes by Chris Jericho
#19. Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#20. As great as the fame and the money are, sometimes I wonder if working at a Taco Bell and being able to tuck your kids in at night isn't a better gig. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#21. Thank you Stephanie, you're the breast ... I mean best! #Quote by Chris Jericho
Wwe Chris Jericho Funny quotes by Chris Jericho
#22. Most people use Twitter to meet girls, and I use it to meet 'American Idol' contestants! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#23. There's no unemployment insurance if you don't have a job in wrestling. You really have to be committed, to have a love and a passion for the sport, a belief in yourself that you can do it. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#24. When you stop being nervous is when you should retire. I'm always a little nervous for anything I do because when complacency sets in, that's when I feel it's time to move on to something else. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#25. I've always had an air of mystery. #Quote by Chris Jericho
Wwe Chris Jericho Funny quotes by Karen Marie Moning
#26. Which mirror now, Ms. Lane?" He glanced around the white room, scanning the ten mirrors.
"Fourth from the left. Jericho." I was sick of him calling me Ms. Lane. I picked myself up off the white floor. Once again the Silver had spit me out with entirely too much enthusiasm, and I didn't even have the stones on me. I didn't have anything but the spear in my holster, a protein bar, two flashlights, and a bottle of Unseelie in my pockets.
"You don't have the right to call me Jericho."
"Why? Because we haven't been intimate enough? I've had sex with you in every possible position, killed you, fed you my blood in the hopes that it would bring you back to life, crammed Unseelie into your stomach, and tried to rearrange your guts. I'd say that's pretty personal. How much more intimate do we have to get for you to feel comfortable with me calling you Jericho? Jericho."
I expected him to pounce on the sex-in-every-possible-position comment, but he only said. "You fed me your - "
I pushed into the mirror, cutting him off. Like the first one, it resisted me, then grabbed me and squirted me out on the other side.
His voice preceded his arrival. "You bloody fool, do you never stop to consider the consequences of your actions?" He barreled out of the mirror behind me.
"Of course I do," I said coolly. "There's always plenty of time to consider the consequences. After I've screwed up."
"Funny girl, aren't you, Ms. Lane?"
"Sure am. Jericho. It's Mac #Quote by Karen Marie Moning
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#27. If the show is great, it doesn't matter who wrote it. It doesn't matter who takes charge when you're filming it. It just matters if it works or not. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#28. I've never been the type of person to stick with the same thing or be complacent or rest on my laurels. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#29. I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot? #Quote by Kurt Angle
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#30. It was funny how their odd little family of friends had changed him. Made him feel safe. Theta, Memphis, Henry, Jericho, Mabel, Ling, Isaiah, and especially Evie. They'd been there for him. Opened the parts of him he was afraid would be closed off forever. Why had he wasted so much time bottling up his feelings? What did that ever get anybody but dumb fights? He had friends. He had a home in them. And Evie was home, too. #Quote by Libba Bray
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#31. Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#32. Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here. #Quote by Triple H
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#33. There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#34. When you go to the Hollywood world and you wade in the waters out there, you never know who you're going to meet and what meetings you're going to have at some point, somewhere that leads to something else. So you could see somebody years later that comes to fruition. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#35. It's always great to add to your legacy. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#36. A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#37. I never was an amateur wrestler. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#38. When you're good at improv, even when you're going to deliver somebody else's line that they've written, you've got to nail it. And sometimes it's not going to be as good as you think, and you have to not worry about hurting each other's feelings. All that matters is the product itself. All that matters is the show. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#39. I've always been the type of guy that wants to change, adapt and morph from year to year. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#40. I don't really play a lot of games. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#41. I've got news for you ... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you! All the people at home, all these people in the arena hate you, and most importantly, Y2J hates you! #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#42. You can't come back to TV for two months. It's too short. You can't start anything. It's too much of a tease and there's really nowhere you can go. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#43. I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug ... I never looked into playing it professionally. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#44. I started playing music when I was 12 years old. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#45. Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And I was just listening to your list of problems and grievances that you have with all my Jerichoholics, and I have a solution - and that solution is to SHUT THE HELL UP. But finally, Al Snow, tomorrow people WILL be acknowledging you - they WILL be talking about the greatest moment of '99 - they'll be talking about the night that Al Snow was brutally beaten by the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#46. I love U.K. festivals because people go to watch as many bands as possible. They aren't just there to see their favourites; they'll be there all day long. #Quote by Chris Jericho
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#47. Lo, I am the most stupendous in the land at my particular profession. #Quote by Chris Jericho

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