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Wtf quotes by Denise Grover Swank
#1. Libby giggled. "Do you even know what WTF means, Gram?" "Yeah. Wild turkey fun. #Quote by Denise Grover Swank
Wtf quotes by Gena Showalter
#2. A few seconds later, her reply came in.
WTF an A! I blinked, sure I was misreading. But no, the letters didn't change.
Me: Nana, do U know what WTF means??
Her: Of course silly, it means well, that's fantastic. #Quote by Gena Showalter
Wtf quotes by Millicent Ashby
#3. I ceased the search to listen again, what the problem was. What's going on at home? Why was Luccas calling out Jane's name? What happened? Why could I hear him without connecting directly to him? I shook my head, but screams pierced through. I moved the shelf on its side, a loud crashing that startled the men outside. Falling to my knees, I covered my ears to them. My head banged against the metal and stayed there. "What in the name of Hera am I going to do?" I asked the air. The screams stopped but for how long? How long would silence be until they resumed? I raised my head, gently pulling my hands away and listened. Silence. Where were the men chasing me? Did they give in and go home? No, that would have been too easy. Saain would slay each man for leaving a traitor alive. #Quote by Millicent Ashby
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#4. If I remove your eyes or make you in such way that to don't see... in reality you don't see the evil... you don't see me... so do whatever I don't give a fuck... that's wonderful... I like to play games... so run!... and welcome home!? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#5. You can't be transcendent,... which will mean to be perfect in everything. You can try to act as such person, but there is a lot of to learn.

- As first you always will know the few from everything

- Everything is endless!

- (The Wolf of Wall Street), forgot everything what people say to you about the topic "Money"...because money are the thing which make your life interesting. You could buy the best phone, the best hotel or the best room, the best house, the best car, the best TV, the best books... the best wife... There are outside a lot of women which will sleep with you in replace of money... so reality you need money to have them...
(More far than this I can't take you, because the train is too fast It will delete everything.... <----- it will just start from here.)... What I gonna say or I will say is "Good Luck and try by yourself the finish the mission". #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Rick Yancey
#6. I don't make the weather. You got a beef, take it up with God. That's what I've been doing a lot lately: taking it up with God. Like: God, WTF? #Quote by Rick Yancey
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#7. Oh...oh... "You" the big job... should we be impressed!? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#8. Oh... oh... take that... shit...

You are a guy smashes heads... you aren't a smart guy, are ya!? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Ernest Cline
#9. Few young men know the Oedipal torment of growing up with an insanely hot, perpetually single mom. #Quote by Ernest Cline
Wtf quotes by Elle Kennedy
#10. The house smells like an Italian restaurant when I walk through the door. I turn to Logan, who shoots me a WTF look, and I shrug as if to say fuck if I know, because I honestly don't know. I bend down to unlace my scuffed black boots, then follow the mouthwatering aroma to the kitchen. When I reach the doorway, I blink like I've just stumbled upon a desert mirage.

Hannah's sexy ass greets my eyes. She's angled over the oven door, wearing Tuck's pink oven mitts as she pulls a steaming pan of lasagna off the middle shelf. At the sound of my footsteps, she glances over her shoulder and smiles. "Oh, hey. Perfect timing. #Quote by Elle Kennedy
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#11. You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two."

Ted Brautigan, Hearts in Atlantis #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Robin Williams
#12. Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? #Quote by Robin Williams
Wtf quotes by Kim Harrington
#13. She'd probably slap me upside the head and say some variation of 'Hey, Future Clare, wtf? #Quote by Kim Harrington
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#14. If I know the end of a book or a film I want to know why it happen... #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#15. A Killer is the best friend... - WTF!??? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#16. What's the Symmetry???

John Doe...

Jane Doe... wtf... wtf... #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#17. I really like to watch a porn, but mostly my dream is to fuck a woman. It's interesting to see how her lips touch your dick, I'm sure that the feeling, incrediable. But this isn't anything with she to have orgasm! To watch you right in the face, right in the eyes is interesting and not freaky, but it's more awesome to be such position to be in orgasm + to suck your cock gently. It's interesting, how woman watch the end proccess of jerk off, how they lick the dick like it's hot and they want to make it cold!
Ooh, that's one of my favourite faces how the sperm from the dick goes right on the face. It's really interesting the dick to be more large and big from a woman foot and hands, even from her mouth that's one of my favourite parts in the porn. It's interesting to look the dick like a pussy cat or more awesome the dick to goes slowly in the pussy! When a woman is getting fucked she to laugh that's the interesting part. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by J.R. Ward
#18. As V dropped the bomb, there was a momentary period of silent saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Then a shit-ton of gasps and cursing in the room, all kinds of WTF hitting the airwaves. #Quote by J.R. Ward
Wtf quotes by CM Punk
#19. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL #Quote by CM Punk
Wtf quotes by J.J.  Johnson
#20. Me: Need to shop for a dress. Stenn asked me to prom.
The Momster: WTF!
Me: Mom? What do you think WTF means?
The Momster: Well That's Fantastic. #Quote by J.J. Johnson
Wtf quotes by Antor Mashud
#21. I slept cause she cheated. She slept cause I cheated! WTF! We Need?
Let's buy a loyal bed. #Quote by Antor Mashud
Wtf quotes by Jay Leno
#22. Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons. Because they're easy to hack into. In fact, when Obama heard he might have to give it up, he said, 'OMG! WTF?' I mean, he couldn't believe it. #Quote by Jay Leno
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#23. Everyone is vulnerable in some places! To don't be such person, make sure that you don't have weak places! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Lauren Miller
#24. She reached around me, grabbing my Gemini from the back pocket of my jeans. She touched its share button to hers. 'There,' she said, handing the phone back to me. 'You have my number. We should be friends now. #Quote by Lauren Miller
Wtf quotes by Mariana Zapata
#25. Getting hit in the face was... not cool. At. All. I know for a fact I squealed, grabbed my chin with both hands and possibly wailed, 'Why would you to that to me?' before collapsing to my knees on the ground. #Quote by Mariana Zapata
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#26. Logic is rare!
What's the purpose of it and even studying math getting higher results and after all outside nobody uses it? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by L.H. Cosway
#27. @LucyFitz Would you rather live the rest of your life with a human head and a horse's body, or a horse's head and a human body?

@BroderickAdams to @LucyFitzHuman head + horse body = centaur. Horse head + human body = WTF. So, the first one, obvs.

@RonanFitz to @BroderickAdams @LucyFitz No more acid tabs for either of you. #Quote by L.H. Cosway
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#28. James Altucher reminds me for Stephen King... when is about Stephen King his 2 sons, probably the one or no,no both they look like him. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by W.A. Hoffman
#29. I wished for death," he whispered, and the words took the smile from both our lips.
His gaze met mine again, this time it was earnest and beseeching. "I knew I could not leave you behind, so I planned to kill you first. I could not. I sat here with the pistol at your head for a long time. I thought of...how much you loved me, that you would make such a request, and...I could not. So I am chained here in this life, with you." He shook his head quickly. "Non, that did not sound as it should. I...will not betray you by leaving you alone, and I cannot take you with me, so I will remain, because I love you. #Quote by W.A. Hoffman
Wtf quotes by Christopher Moore
#30. FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters. #Quote by Christopher Moore
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#31. You want to understand are they needing you or not??
Are they with you or not??
Do they feel what you to make them better or not..
Wow these are a lot of questions, I just don't know from where to start...
Okay..., just stop doing that, stop being part of them, just remove them from social and non social live for a time... and keep waiting you could give some kind a information about where you will be or not and wait you will see everything. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Axel Avian
#32. I'm not a spy, I'm an agent. There's a difference. I'm protecting you, not that you seem to be grateful."
"You're protecting me. How old are you anyway?"
"Fifteen."
"Fifteen? You can't even drive!"
"I can drive," I responded. It's just that certain officers say I may not drive."
"WTF?" she said. "We're going into Afghanistan, and they've sent a pre-driver."
Pre-driver? Was that even a word? And I was here specifically because Talya and Thorne were so young. "I thought you were sixteen," I said.
"I can drive," she responded haughtily. #Quote by Axel Avian
Wtf quotes by Kate Inglis
#33. The dying bees, the Antarctic melt, the mountains of old tires, the incessant toxic belch of factories that make Batman bobbleheads for Happy Meals. Off-gassing couches! Cancerous tinned tomatoes! Imprisoned killer whales! Our breastmilk is poisoned. We live absurdedly, ridiculously. OUR BREASTMILK IS POISONED. Try and explain even one sliver of it to a kid, just one angle of a thousand, and you'll see the face of the world's most incredulous and urgent WTF.

We have little to recommend us, and we know it. We shrug.

Rasmus Krook is the Captain of the Griffons. He doesn't shrug. #Quote by Kate Inglis
Wtf quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy
#34. WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings. #Quote by Oliver Markus Malloy
Wtf quotes by Kazuo Koike
#35. Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM! #Quote by Kazuo Koike
Wtf quotes by Tarryn Fisher
#36. WTF!" she says, throwing her hands in the air. "I didn't know this was a fucked-up relationship reunion."
Olivia covers her eyes. "Don't judge me."
Cammie smacks me on the butt and hugs Olivia. "I told you I'd come right away, you didn't have to call him."
"I called him first," she says. "He makes me feel safer than you do."
"It's his massive penis, isn't it? He could just smack Dobson with it and he'd- #Quote by Tarryn Fisher
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#37. If you don't believe in time, your day will be longer (because reality time is an illusion, it exist only because of us and if we don't exist time doesn't exist!?) #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Stephani Hecht
#38. OMG, I am so WTF over it, I'm LOL-ing #Quote by Stephani Hecht
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#39. Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he has send me request???", "Oh,oh That's the famous singer from the TV!! I know that person, I know him?!, I know him!?"... This is called the future - so my question is are you prepared for this? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Ian Fleming
#40. All women love semi-rape. They love to be taken.It was his sweet brutality against my bruised body that made his act of love so piercingly wonderful. #Quote by Ian Fleming
Wtf quotes by Bill Bryson
#41. The number of people on whose cooperative efforts your eventual existence depends has risen to approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is several thousand times the total number of people who have ever lived. #Quote by Bill Bryson
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#42. If everything has happen in one day and there isn't sun rise and sun arise,... so logicaly everything happens in one day but in long distances!? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#43. From 1 to 18 is the holly worst parts of your life, you are caged and you can't do anything times passes events happen different today your granpa is alive, but tomorrow probably he will die or the next month or later-later. But what can it be done for that?? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Jennifer Martucci
#44. I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my skin, but do not stop. #Quote by Jennifer Martucci
Wtf quotes by Jennifer Martucci
#45. He rubs his hand through his thick, dark hair and I am riveted by the cords of rippling muscles that intertwine and gallop down his arms. #Quote by Jennifer Martucci
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#46. You want a fact???
...
I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... so you make your own conclusions! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Jarod Kintz
#47. There's a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#48. ... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it back because people have learnt you to return everything back, what he has done to you to do the same to him. To behave in the same way, yeah but without curiousity to focus on this is like to go and get fucked by everyone starting from the bin guy (the guy who search food in the garbage) up to the guy who is rich. If you like that, I will say that there is some kind of problem with you, how can you even havee a sex with the garbage man.... oh, oh yeah if you are one of them you are out of this place. If you help this garbage man to succeed it goes that he develops something better and from poor up to rich... But to reach there you need time, you need to believe in that person, but again doesn't it disgusting this thing. Look it from side like Monk, how can you even touch such person?? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#49. One thing left me, my dad died before few weeks and with the time will be very far... It will start with seconds, hours, days, weeks, months, years....
My grandpa died this year, my grandpa other died somewhere in 2012-2013, my dog died 2014, Robin Williams died... Everyone dies, what I can do for that??? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#50. Mother in my first short story is dead, nobody knows how but she is dead and the father somehow madness or who knows from what he decides to start and play with the dead body. It's really a difficult moment. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#51. You should see your face."
"I don't need to see it to know it has WTF written all over it." I told him. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Wtf quotes by Moshe Kasher
#52. When I first started comedy, before I kind of gained any national prominence, I - in a weird way - went back to that. Marc Maron had me on WTF making fun of me about that when I first opened for him. I had this very kind of hip-hop bravado to me, and I realized that now I've let some of that go in my stage presence, that maybe that was because I had dropped that completely from my life, and when I got onstage I sort of rekindled it. And I think now that it was perhaps a defense mechanism that was left over from those days, which I think is kind of interesting. #Quote by Moshe Kasher
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#53. Humanity it's strange race, if I can say this. There a lot of secrets and stuff which are still mysteries for this race! I know that most people are like the characters the guy near GreenWind, GreenHollyWood, the people like DeYtH are rare. GreenHollywood blocked me on skype because what??? Can't understand a joke, so he can joke with me but I can't???
WOW!
Just Humanity or most people just stop us from doing the stuff which will make us better. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by David Wong
#54. I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me.
Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can't do it. Can't live in the same universe with that. #Quote by David Wong
Wtf quotes by Suzanne Brockmann
#55. Jane to Cosmo
So you're thinking, you know, 'WTF, I thought we were going to do the horizontal mambo, and she has /questions/?' But really, I'm just keeping the conversation going until we can get into the bedroom, because I know that as soon as I touch you, I'm going to go up in flames, and I really don't want our first time to be on my office floor. Or on my desk. I mean, how would I ever get anything done again with that kind of vibe coming off of it? #Quote by Suzanne Brockmann
Wtf quotes by Ellen Hopkins
#56. To all my readers. I don't need my daughter's okay to do anything. I was a writer before she was my daughter. The CRANK books were inspired by my desire to keep others from following in her path, but they are FICTION. And seriously, WTF do I need her permission for? Are you effing kidding me? I'm her MOTHER. #Quote by Ellen Hopkins
Wtf quotes by Gregory Bergman
#57. WTFact: The human small intestine can reach up to eight meters in length. Why do you want to know that? Because all knowledge is important, f*ck-face. #Quote by Gregory Bergman
Wtf quotes by Erika Johansen
#58. Kelsea saw now that there was something far worse than being ugly: being ugly and thinking you were beautiful. #Quote by Erika Johansen
Wtf quotes by Brigid Kemmerer
#59. Given that sin x = 1⁄4 and x is in Quadrant II, find the exact values of sin2 x and cos2 x WTF. He looked at this every day, and it was still like reading Chinese. #Quote by Brigid Kemmerer
Wtf quotes by Lola Newmar
#60. She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass. #Quote by Lola Newmar
Wtf quotes by Devon Ashley
#61. I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health."
I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine. #Quote by Devon Ashley
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#62. Why bad people live in heaven??
If there is heaven so do and hell exist??
but why bad are heaven and good also??
So you have done here something bad and you greeting saying "Bravo..., Bravo... well made!" - WTF??? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Cherrie Lynn
#63. So ... what are you up to?" she asked.
"I'm looking at a pretty girl."
Huh? If this were texting, that would definitely earn a WTF reply. "Okaay ... "
"She's blonde, wearing blue and standing with two friends. She's talking on her phone, probably to some unworthy jerk, but damn, I wish I were him. #Quote by Cherrie Lynn
Wtf quotes by Lola Newmar
#64. Oh yes! Smell how much I need you!" Taylor's hips bucked over and over, desperately searching for a part of their bodies to wet with her cream. #Quote by Lola Newmar
Wtf quotes by Claudia Gray
#65. There's not enough WTF in the world. #Quote by Claudia Gray
Wtf quotes by Elle Kennedy
#66. the six of us are supposed to drive to the diner in Hastings for lunch. But the moment we enter the cavernous auditorium where the girls told us to meet them, my jaw drops and our plans change.

"Holy shit - is that a red velvet chaise lounge?"

The guys exchange a WTF look. "Um…sure?" Justin says. "Why - "

I'm already sprinting toward the stage. The girls aren't here yet, which means I have to act fast. "For fuck's sake, get over here," I call over my shoulder.

Their footsteps echo behind me, and by the time they climb on the stage, I've already whipped my shirt off and am reaching for my belt buckle. I stop to fish my phone from my back pocket and toss it at Garrett, who catches it without missing a beat.

"What is happening right now?" Justin bursts out.

I drop trou, kick my jeans away, and dive onto the plush chair wearing nothing but my black boxer-briefs. "Quick. Take a picture."

Justin doesn't stop shaking his head. Over and over again, and he's blinking like an owl, as if he can't fathom what he's seeing.

Garrett, on the other hand, knows better than to ask questions. Hell, he and Hannah spent two hours constructing origami hearts with me the other day. His lips twitch uncontrollably as he gets the phone in position.

"Wait." I pause in thought. "What do you think? Double guns, or double thumbs up?"

"What is happening?"

We both ignore Justin's baffled e #Quote by Elle Kennedy
Wtf quotes by Bruce Springsteen
#67. Is there anybody alive out there? #Quote by Bruce Springsteen
Wtf quotes by Dan Howell
#68. wtf even is my sexuality #Quote by Dan Howell
Wtf quotes by Rick Shapiro
#69. My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it. #Quote by Rick Shapiro
Wtf quotes by Aleister Crowley
#70. I saw at once the way to appeal to him.. 'Well, of course you know.' I said, 'in really smart circles one has to offer heroin and cocaine to people. It's only a passing fashion, of course, but while it's on, one's really out of it if one doesn't do the right thing. #Quote by Aleister Crowley
Wtf quotes by Fred Barnett
#71. I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control. #Quote by Fred Barnett
Wtf quotes by Darynda Jones
#72. Dear Santa, WTF... #Quote by Darynda Jones
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#73. So if you post it, you are awesome and "wow" and so on and so on. But if I post it as a first... nothing --- wtf??? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#74. I always was afraid of looking films with different killings, but look me now. Now I'm a maniac of looking films which have brutal killings like films by Stephen King. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#75. Who can be your killer or who can kill you and how they react??
Nice question, I just look as a killer, so here is how it goes a killer can be everyone he probably can want to kill you, then somebody kill him and then this person wants to kill you... Isn't it a reverse???
Mind Hunters is a film about reverse, if you wanna check out this film!?
The killers are silent and react fact, think double, think in such way that to be caged... awesome isn't it?? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#76. Somebody hearing me saying the film is stupid??
Talking about "The Hospital 2"?...
THey just said it, in the film! (In other words in the film there was scene saying "STUPIDDDDDDDDD #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#77. Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count themselves as smart and clever. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#78. Killer, Yeah, yeah I'm killer I just killed my daughter, then my son... Ops I'm not a woman. I'm a man and I went and kill and the little biatch famous as my wife... When I kill, I feel satisfied when I lose I feel devastated! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#79. Most people will say that this story which I told "It's not a happy"... doesn't exist, but sorry it exist. I made in normal age, like 10 or 14 years old to can be saw the drama, if it was baybe, the baybe will cry, won't it?
The age which I put the girl was the perfect, teenager in the same time, mother which is lost which will mean she has died... her father with a strange past still a mystery. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Rachel Hawkins
#80. Did your dad say anything about Nick and Daisy?"
"He-" I started. Then I caught a blur out of the corner of my eye, and something landed in the fountain with a resounding splash, drenching me and Jenna in a wave of pink water.
Nick surfaced, tossing his head back and sending dropets flying. If a demon and a vampire both staring at him with identical looks of "WTF,dude?" bothered him, he didn't show it.
Instead,he gave his usualy creepy grin and asked, "Did one of you lovely ladies say my name?"
"Yeah," I said,glaring at him as I wrung water out of my braid. "We were just saying, 'Man,I wish Nick would fling himself into the fountain like a nut job and totally ruin our clothes.' So thanks for that."
"Sophie's right," Daisy said, coming to stand next to the fountain. Apparently, wherever Nick was, she was right behind. "Tell them you're sorry." Her words might have sounded sterner if she hadn't been looking at Nick like he was something tasty to eat. God,they were weird.
Nick sloshed through the water until he was right in front of me and Jenna. "That's actually why I came out here, my darling," he said to Daisy. "Sophie, I was a jerk to you yesterday."
He didn't actually say 'jerk," but another word that was way more accurate. I just raised my eyebrows and waited for him to continue. #Quote by Rachel Hawkins
Wtf quotes by Allan Bridjith
#81. If no one should not ask with you anything.
Then for what the fuck purpose you raised question with me.. #Quote by Allan Bridjith
Wtf quotes by Colleen Hoover
#82. What you want to do tonight?
I read Daniel's text and respond.
Sorry. Plans.
WTF, puss flap!? No! Me. You. Plans.
Can't. Pretty sure I have a date.
Sky?
Yep.
Can I come?
Nope.
Can I be your date next Saturday, then?
Sure, babe.
Can't wait, sugar. #Quote by Colleen Hoover
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#83. Okay... now I am going to try to ignore you... I gonna try to screw you up... #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#84. The ABC's success by Bob Proctor is one powerful book, such books are rare. Even sometimes it's hard to find a book which is based on somebody's experience... fantasy??
For god sake, one drop truth which is about from 10% up to 20% and the other from 80% up to 90% it's a lie. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#85. I heard that Stephen King doesn't sleep well,... so I gues that he doesn't sleep well from his imagination. If I had the same imagination I won't sleep too! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Amber L. Johnson
#86. WTF? I am so tired I can't see straight. Kids have no bedtime in the summer? Screw that shit. I'll enforce it - if not for them, then for me. I want to pass out by eight now, which is uncool because the sun is still out. Can you give children melatonin? Or is Benadryl still the go-to? #Quote by Amber L. Johnson
Wtf quotes by Billy Crystal
#87. And if we really want to stay current and relevant, we have to use social media. And by that I mean Facebook. There are one billion people on Facebook. Maybe older people should have our own social media. We can call it What Did That Doctor Do to Your Face Book? In fact, we can have our own text and Facebook abbreviations. We can have our own WTF, LOL, and LMAO. GNIB: Good news, it's benign. OMG: Oh, my gout. DMMLIMNWD: Don't make me laugh, I'm not wearing Depends. WAI: Where am I? ITIHSBCR: I think I had sex but can't remember. ILI: I like Ike. TKDC: The kids didn't call. DTLSTY: Does this look swollen to you? CTDMELOFM: Call the doctor - my erection lasted over four minutes. PAMUHNASIHSB: Put a mirror under his nose and see if he's still breathing. Bottom line: we can't be dial-up in a Wi-Fi world. #Quote by Billy Crystal
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#88. GreenHollyWood said this "Share this which you have found in this Lessons group" - I thought on this a lot of in home and I found that it's kind a unfair how could I do this in case that I have spend a lot of time on searching them and now to give them this like "Hello, I'm moron. I search and share!" - WTF I think that this won't be my future! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Wtf quotes by Deyth Banger
#89. Why you choose happiness, so you think that the sad moments like somebody dieing - it's equal to happiness?
!?!?!?!??!
So you think that time crimes like this in auschwitz which don't have proof so far from what they say in the reports from Mr.Death (Documentary film!)... so this is equal to (How to say it???!?!) to happiness??
WTF, crime equal to happiness, sadness also so what's left?
Oh, oh I know the Joker (Note: He is a nice character isn't he?) #Quote by Deyth Banger
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#90. Doesn't it make you crazy??
The thought that everything is one day, the time doesn't exist (it's an illusion), everything has happen in one day, but in different periods (I still ask my self how scientist even live?? With such thoughts, just thinking on what they know about the space and how something can eat us and how something is so powerful that is called quasar and it's other stars + that it's bigger than the sun, it's more powerful... How they even live, for god sake..What's the interesting thing to watch how one shadow it makes the moon (where is magic - I know it and I sound and I'm like a person who is spoiled), so the moon makes the shadow the big shadow on this planet, the moon can't handle the whole circle planet so it (1) #Quote by Deyth Banger
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#91. You can see the evil, the evil is everywhere. As Far as I can tell I can build a town full of horror. #Quote by Deyth Banger
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#92. What really matters is that in the Star Wars series, as in many works of literature, "I am your father" moments and their accompanying shivers are defining. They involve pivotal transitions and reversals of course, which nonetheless maintain (enough) continuity with the previous story, which now changes and gets more interesting. Vader's fatherhood also created a significant challenge for Lucas, because it meant that viewers had to reassess past scenes, sometimes in fundamental ways. If the reassessment produced utter incredulity in the audience - not an "OMG" but a "WTF?" - the "I am your father" moment would not work. In fact it would have backfired, ruining the whole series. #Quote by Cass R. Sunstein
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#93. Welcome in what?
In adult world??
I know it, people which are not sirious have a lot of money and don't know what to do. Every secret told to someone it's not anymore secured, if somebody know the secret, it's not anymore secret there is possibility somebody else to know from where somebody else...
It's really "OMG", the "Nerds" which most people call them do some positive things, the people which people call them cool what they do??
Say jokes which are even money, but we must laugh, I didn't get the joke?
It's not there the problem, the problem is that it's too stupid to get it, what do I see?
I change made, a stage from not secured to not sirious... People which fight are this which are not secured, people which are soldiers and work in police don't have anything else to do so they decide this to do, but after all when you become such you sign and the contract with the DEAD... #Quote by Deyth Banger
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#94. All the humanity (Not the people!), are incrediable. What makes them incrediable is the way of thinking, the way of solving! #Quote by Deyth Banger

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