Wiki Sam Kinison Quotes

#1. You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do ... give sheep the vote? #Quote by Sam Kinison

#2. Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#3. I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#4. When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#5. Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#6. Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#7. I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated. #Quote by Bobby Lee

#8. What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? #Quote by Sam Kinison

#9. You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#10. Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere ... Maybe, maybe an assassin type. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#11. AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#12. I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#13. Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#14. You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#15. I'm attracted to heartbreakers. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#16. When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. #Quote by Artie Lange

#17. Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#18. I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain! #Quote by Sam Kinison

#19. So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#20. I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#21. I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#22. Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#23. I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#24. Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#25. Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like aaaaa ... beeeee ... ceeee. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#26. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#27. I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#28. I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#29. Nobody's good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there's a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise I feel very alone. I really miss Bill Hicks. I wish I could have put him on my show. And I really miss Sam Kinison a lot. Richard Pryor's sick ... It's like you get here and then, oh wait a minute, there's nobody here any more. I feel like the guy who finally got into Studio 54, three years too late, Duh, where are all the famous people? #Quote by Chris Rock

#30. Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' #Quote by Sam Kinison

#31. If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#32. I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#33. I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#34. I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#35. I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. #Quote by Sam Kinison

#36. Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs. #Quote by Sam Kinison