Wanderlust Rodney Quotes

#1. All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#2. She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#3. Well-crafted things inspire me, whether it's pottery or art or music. #Quote by Rodney Yee

#4. Wanderlust. These are words that I associate with him now. Not genius. Not gifted. Extraordinary in any way. #Quote by Abigail George

#5. I'm not out to change the world. I'm out to change mine. #Quote by Rodney White

#6. So how old was Miss Brodie, when she was in her damn prime? #Quote by Rodney Ross

#7. The Wonderlust
probably it's a worse affliction than the Wanderlust. #Quote by Sinclair Lewis

#8. The book's (Bible's Book of Daniel) importance lies principally in understanding of the geographic and political origination of the Antichrist and its (his) inter-relations with other nations .... #Quote by Rodney Wegermann

#9. A well trained body is a beautiful instrument on which to play the melody of the present moment. #Quote by Rodney Yee

#10. Even if he was happier in Asia than he'd been in Latin America, the wanderlust still worked on my father's insides like a disease. One of the most recurrent memories of my childhood is of him sitting in his armchair in the evenings, poring over atlases the way other fathers read newspapers or books. #Quote by Scott Anderson

#11. You can't depend on special teams touchdowns and blocked punts every week to win. #Quote by Rodney Harrison

#12. You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed. #Quote by Rodney King

#13. I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. #Quote by Rodney Atkins

#14. I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you
rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good
at fractions.' #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#15. My mother had morning sickness after I was born. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#16. If you are in with God you are out with the world. #Quote by Rodney "Gipsy" Smith

#17. I want to turn my life into sad adventure and myths. #Quote by J. Limbu

#18. I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#19. My learning curve has had more squiggles than I counted on. #Quote by Rodney Ross

#20. You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#21. I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu ... she bid me a don't. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#22. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#23. I tell myself time heals. It really does. #Quote by Rodney King

#24. An ardent desire to go took possession of me once more. Not because I wanted to leave - I was quite all right on this Cretan coast, and felt happy and free there and I needed nothing - but because I have always been consumed with one desire; to touch and see as much as possible of the earth and the sea before I die. #Quote by Nikos Kazantzakis

#25. I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just popped out weird. #Quote by Rodney Brooks

#26. My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#27. I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#28. The moment that the topic of the pre-European African past is raised, many individuals are concerned for various reasons to know about the existence of African "civilizations." Mainly, this stems from a desire to make comparisons with European "civilizations." This is not the context in which to evaluate the so-called civilizations of Europe. It is enough to note the behavior of European capitalists from the epoch of slavery through colonialism, fascism, and genocidal wars in Asia and Africa. Such barbarism causes suspicion to attach to the use of the word "civilization" to describe Western Europe and North America. #Quote by Walter Rodney

#29. Will I ever be happy again?"
"Do we even know we're happy when we're happy? #Quote by Rodney Ross

#30. There was only one decline in church attendance, and that was in the late 1960s when the Vatican said it was not a sin to miss Mass. They said Catholics could act like Protestants, and so they did. #Quote by Rodney Stark

#31. If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#32. Come on down, mate, take a bow! I stand in abject awe. #Quote by Jeaniene Frost

#33. I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#34. They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too? #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#35. He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#36. My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there since I'm a kid. Other people wake up in the morning, 'A new day! Ah, up and at 'em!' I wake up, the heaviness is waiting for me nice. Sometimes I even talk to it. I say [adopts cheerful voice] 'Hi, heaviness!' and the heaviness looks back at me, [in an ominous growl] 'Today you're gonna get it good. You'll be drinking early today.' #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#37. If we are machines, then in principle at least, we should be able to build machines out of other stuff, which are just as alive as we are. #Quote by Rodney Brooks

#38. Time to go inward would you believe that I'm afraid to stare down the barrel of choices I have made. #Quote by Rodney Crowell

#39. But then in March '92, the Rodney King verdict came down... And the city had lost its collective mind and was trying to burn itself to the ground.

Ju had caught one woman climbing out of the shattered glass of a pharmacy, not like she was the only one, just the one Ju had caught... The woman stood there holding her loot, face devoid of expression. In her hands she held two packages of Pampers, a can of roach spray, and a Pepsi.

'They be climbing over the baby when he asleep,' the woman said by way of explanation. 'The cockroaches, I mean.'

Ju took the Pampers and the roach killer. Then she cuffed the lady and out her in the van with the others.
Because that was the job. #Quote by Sunil Yapa

#40. I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#41. You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record those songs that pull you through the bad days, and keep you believing that the good days are just around the corner. #Quote by Rodney Atkins

#42. Where I'm fortunate and why I think I've thrived and survived, through the not having albums out every year-and-a-half, is not taking the songs lightly and trying to make sure I've got consistency. #Quote by Rodney Atkins

#43. Never make sport, no matter how lighthearted, of someone's vocation. #Quote by Rodney Ross

#44. I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield