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Vyel Toilet quotes by Deb Caletti
#1. But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. #Quote by Deb Caletti
Vyel Toilet quotes by Henry Miller
#2. I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, time enough, let's say, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing! #Quote by Henry Miller
Vyel Toilet quotes by Woody Allen
#3. For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. #Quote by Woody Allen
Vyel Toilet quotes by Wendy Higgins
#4. In two days I'll fly to Georgia to sign estate paperwork and retrieve Father's remains, which are going straight down a toilet at the dodgiest petrol station I can find. #Quote by Wendy Higgins
Vyel Toilet quotes by Young Jeezy
#5. Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. #Quote by Young Jeezy
Vyel Toilet quotes by Bret Easton Ellis
#6. When I flush the toilet in my bathroom, it becomes stopped up with Kleenex, and blood clouds the water and I put down the lid, because there's nothing else for me to do. #Quote by Bret Easton Ellis
Vyel Toilet quotes by Jessica Hahn
#7. My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. #Quote by Jessica Hahn
Vyel Toilet quotes by Rachael Ray
#8. NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. #Quote by Rachael Ray
Vyel Toilet quotes by Ben Macintyre
#9. Horsfall was fond of practical jokes. He once wired up a toilet seat to a battery and waited for a girlfriend to use it. 'The scream that Kath gave when the magneto was turned on was most satisfying,' he recalled. He even wrote a poem to commemorate the occasion.

I gave her time to start her piddle
Then gave the thing a violent twiddle
Before I could complete a turn
She closed the circuit with her stern,
And shooting off the wooden seat
Emitted a most piercing shriek. #Quote by Ben Macintyre
Vyel Toilet quotes by Leah Thomas
#10. Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:
They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop.

Never think that. We're not the poop. #Quote by Leah Thomas
Vyel Toilet quotes by Wilford Brimley
#11. I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim. #Quote by Wilford Brimley
Vyel Toilet quotes by Ben Carson
#12. go on hating myself forever for all the terrible things I'd done. I sank down on the toilet, sharp mental pictures of other temper fits filling my mind. I saw my anger, clenched my fists against my rage. I wouldn't be any good for anything if I couldn't change. My poor mother, I thought. She believes in me. Not even she knows how bad I am. Misery engulfed me in darkness. "If you don't do this for me, God, I've got no place else to go." At one point I'd slipped out of the bathroom long enough to grab a Bible. Now I opened it and began #Quote by Ben Carson
Vyel Toilet quotes by Ellen Potter
#13. ...when you start to feel like you are better than someone else, you should probably stick your head in a toilet because at that moment your thoughts are crap. #Quote by Ellen Potter
Vyel Toilet quotes by Dave Barry
#14. You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving! our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out the front door, weighed down by hundreds of pounds of concealed vandalism supplies, including enough raw eggs to feed Somalia for decades. By morning, thanks to our efforts, the entire neighborhood would be covered with a layer of congealed shaving cream and toilet paper that, around certain unpopular neighbors' homes, was hundreds of feet thick. This is how the Appalachian Mountains were formed. #Quote by Dave Barry
Vyel Toilet quotes by Marcelo Figueras
#15. I remember that one Holy Week, the magazine I got every Thursday, Anteojito, came with a free poster depicting the Stations of the Cross. I burned the poster and flushed the ashes down the toilet to dispose of the evidence. The idea that I was supposed to pin this graphic depiction of torture and death on my wall seemed to me as obscene as if someone had suggested decorating my room with pictures of the inner workings of Auschwitz. #Quote by Marcelo Figueras
Vyel Toilet quotes by L.A. Casey
#16. I did not piss in the bloody shower."

"You're a liar."

"KANE!" I screeched. "I went to the toilet before I got in. If I pissed in the fuckin' shower, I'd say it."


"I'll piss on you if you keep this up."

"Is that a way of marking your territory?"

I covered my face with my hands.

"I hate you," I grumbled.

"Now I definitely know you're lying."

I lowered my hands and glared at him. "I do hate you."

He smiled. "Then I love the way you hate me. #Quote by L.A. Casey
Vyel Toilet quotes by Li Cunxin
#17. Every free minute away from dance (my main focus) I was memorizing new English words, either showering, walking or on the toilet. I started reading English books even though I had very limited vocabulary. #Quote by Li Cunxin
Vyel Toilet quotes by Dave Barry
#18. Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police station?
The cops have nothing to go on. #Quote by Dave Barry
Vyel Toilet quotes by Rod Serling
#19. It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. #Quote by Rod Serling
Vyel Toilet quotes by Kristen Schaal
#20. Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. #Quote by Kristen Schaal
Vyel Toilet quotes by Jodi Picoult
#21. could not be blamed just because no one ever mentioned that once you closed the storybook, Cinderella still had to do laundry and clean the toilet and take care of the crown prince. #Quote by Jodi Picoult
Vyel Toilet quotes by Dave Barry
#22. It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews. #Quote by Dave Barry
Vyel Toilet quotes by Bill Cosby
#23. And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl ... there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go ... ' ... if it hadn't been for his head ... #Quote by Bill Cosby
Vyel Toilet quotes by Jen Lancaster
#24. I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional. #Quote by Jen Lancaster
Vyel Toilet quotes by Mohlalefi J Motsima
#25. I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now #Quote by Mohlalefi J Motsima
Vyel Toilet quotes by Ben Hecht
#26. Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. #Quote by Ben Hecht
Vyel Toilet quotes by E. E. Cummings
#27. Let's start a magazine
to hell with literature
we want something redblooded
lousy with pure
reeking with stark
and fearlessly obscene
but really clean
get what I mean
let's not spoil it
let's make it serious
something authentic and delirious
you know something genuine like a mark
in a toilet
graced with guts and gutted
with grace #Quote by E. E. Cummings
Vyel Toilet quotes by Stephen Colbert
#28. Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight
from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That's right, "waste." I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet! #Quote by Stephen Colbert
Vyel Toilet quotes by L.J. Davis
#29. Lowell's cubicle at the office was slightly larger than a toilet stall, but no higher, and although the door said MANAGING EDITOR, Lowell always felt that the words had been printed there in the same spirit that moves service-station operators to paint KING on the door of the men's privy #Quote by L.J. Davis
Vyel Toilet quotes by Mike Wehner
#30. True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It's a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can't accept and that you can't accept from other people. #Quote by Mike Wehner
Vyel Toilet quotes by Barbara Elsborg
#31. Kate, I need to use the toilet," he called through the door.
"You've just had hours in the sea. Couldn't you have gone then?"
"Mum told me to get out of the water first."
"What, even the ocean?"
"It's wrong to pollute." He tried to sound serious. #Quote by Barbara Elsborg
Vyel Toilet quotes by Kathryn Stockett
#32. crying, and go in the toilet bowl #Quote by Kathryn Stockett
Vyel Toilet quotes by Nicholas P. Money
#33. Mushrooms use a catapult powered by the acceleration of a tiny droplet of fluid over the spore surface to launch spores from their gills; a relative of mushrooms called the artillery fungus employs a snap-buckling device that resembles a miniature toilet plunger to propel a spore-filled capsule into the air, and cup fungi and other ascomycetes use microscopic squirt guns to blast their spores skyward. Most #Quote by Nicholas P. Money
Vyel Toilet quotes by Angie Fox
#34. It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl. #Quote by Angie Fox
Vyel Toilet quotes by J.K. Rowling
#35. Morning, Reg!" called another wizard in navy blue robes as he let himself into a cubicle by inserting his golden token into a slot in the door. "Blooming pain in the bum, this, eh? Forcing us all to get to work this way! Who are they expecting to turn up, Harry Potter?"
The wizard roared with laughter at his own wit. Ron gave a forced chuckle.
"Yeah," he said, "stupid, isn't it?"
And he and Harry let themselves into adjoining cubicles.
To Harry's left and right came the sound of flushing. He crouched down and peered through the gap at the bottom of the cubicle, just in time to see a pair of booted feet climbing into the toilet next door. He looked left and saw Ron blinking at him.
"We have to flush ourselves in?" he whispered.
"Looks like it," Harry whispered back; his voice came out deep and gravelly.
They both stood up. Feeling exceptionally foolish, Harry clambered into the toilet. #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Vyel Toilet quotes by Noel Gallagher
#36. The thing about bands is everybody wants to be the next Oasis, and that doesn't mean slogging it out around the toilet [gigs], it means, "Give me the check, I need to go to the Levis shop and I need a 1960s Gibson." #Quote by Noel Gallagher
Vyel Toilet quotes by Dave Mustaine
#37. Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but not really caring one way or the other) I lifted it up, then dropped my shorts and began to piss. Ahhh ... success. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out. It wasn't until the next morning that I realized what had actually happened. I woke to the sight of Junior standing over my bed with a look of disgust on his face. Hey, man. Did you pee in my suitcase? #Quote by Dave Mustaine
Vyel Toilet quotes by Rick Riordan
#38. Grover pointed to the tunnel on the right. "I - I'm pretty sure Palm Springs is that way."
"Pretty sure?" Meg asked. "Like last time, when we walked into a bathroom and surprised a Cyclops on the toilet?"
"That wasn't my fault!" Grover protested. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Vyel Toilet quotes by Casey McQuiston
#39. I'm really going to have you offed," Henry tells him. "You'll never see it coming. Our assassins are trained in discretion. They will come in the night, and it will look like a humiliating accident."
"Autoerotic asphyxiation?"
"Toilet heart attack."
"You've been warned."
"I thought you'd kill me in a more personal way. Silk pillow over my face, slow and gentle suffocation. Just you and me. Sensual."
"Ha. Well." Henry coughs. #Quote by Casey McQuiston
Vyel Toilet quotes by Joan Rivers
#40. I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper. #Quote by Joan Rivers
Vyel Toilet quotes by L Frankel
#41. Right there in the hallway, exactly where you'd expect the bathrooms to be, there were three of them. One sign had a blue person in pants. And one sign had a red person with a cute flip hairstyle in a skirt. And one sign was half of each, a person whose left, blue leg was in pants and whose right, red leg came out from under a skirt. Claude - and Poppy - stood for a long time looking at it, making sure if wasn't a trick, making sure they understood. It seemed impossible, but here it was. For the first time in their whole, whole lives, there was a right door.

Inside, there was a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, toilet paper even. Ordinary. Nothing special. A miracle. #Quote by L Frankel
Vyel Toilet quotes by Merrill Markoe
#42. Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked.
"Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said, surprised I would ask. "Peeing is one of the special things we share. #Quote by Merrill Markoe
Vyel Toilet quotes by Lyssa Kay Adams
#43. Gavin stumbled to the toilet just as something the colour of bad decisions exploded from his mouth. #Quote by Lyssa Kay Adams

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