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Tofurky Chicken quotes by Woody Allen
#1. It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that's how I feel about relationships. They're totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs. #Quote by Woody Allen
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Suzanne Wright
#2. Another contraction came, and she dug her fingers into Knox's arm.
"Okay, Harper, time to push again," Sharon declared.
Harper pushed. There was a loud farting sound. Her mouth dropped open in mortification, but then Rodgers gave her a sheepish look and said, "Sorry about that. I had chicken korma before I came. #Quote by Suzanne Wright
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Janet Evanovich
#3. A complete stranger
a giant pancake, no less
has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they be screaming in terror?"
"They love pancakes," Stan said.
"What would they do if a fried chicken leg walked in?"
"I'm not sure a chicken leg could walk in," said the script supervisor, a lady who wore three layers of shirts and sucked on a pencil as if it were a pacifier. "I suppose it could hop."
Stan looked over his shoulder at her. "let me handle this." He turned back to Boyd. "The family knows you. You're not just another pancake off the street. You're a celebrity pancake, the Jay Leno of breakfast foods. Would anyone throw Leno out of their house?"
"Okay, assuming you're right, I'm a pancake asking this family to eat me. Am I suicidal or simply filled with self-loathing?"
"Take your pick," Stan said. "Whatever will get you through the scene. #Quote by Janet Evanovich
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Adam Hochschild
#4. We'd rip out the hedges and burn the hooches and blow all the wells and kill every chicken, pig and cow in the whole fucking ville. I mean, if we can't shoot these people, what the fuck are we doing here? #Quote by Adam Hochschild
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Arthur M. Jolly
#5. Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers. #Quote by Arthur M. Jolly
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Haylie Duff
#6. We were never the family that ordered pizza, and my mom never came home with a bucket of fried chicken. My mom always made home-cooked meals. We always sat down at the dinner table as a family. #Quote by Haylie Duff
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Gail Carriger
#7. Perched in one corner, like some sort of ship's figurehead, was an oddly sinister wicker chicken. It frowned down upon her with an air of chubby disdain. #Quote by Gail Carriger
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Mike Huckabee
#8. Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak. #Quote by Mike Huckabee
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Nobu Matsuhisa
#9. People eat the chicken, people eat the beef, they still say, 'Don't kill the fish.' #Quote by Nobu Matsuhisa
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Desmond Tutu
#10. And God says to all of us, you are no chicken; you are an eagle. Fly, eagle, fly. And God wants us to shake ourselves, spread our pinions, and then lift off and soar and rise, and rise toward the confident and the good and the beautiful. Rise towards the compassionate and the gentle and the caring. Rise to become what God intends us to be-eagles, not chickens. #Quote by Desmond Tutu
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Ann Coulter
#11. One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still existed. #Quote by Ann Coulter
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Tsunetomo Yamamoto
#12. Tether even a roasted chicken. #Quote by Tsunetomo Yamamoto
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Rockridge Press
#13. 2 chicken breasts ½ cup chunky peanut butter ½ cup fish sauce ¼ cup freshly squeezed lime juice 2 tablespoons palm sugar 2 tablespoons Sriracha 2 cups water 1 package pad thai noodles ½ pound medium shrimp, peeled and deveined ¼ cup bean sprouts ¼ cup sliced scallions Crushed peanuts, for garnish #Quote by Rockridge Press
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Charles Krauthammer
#14. A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow. #Quote by Charles Krauthammer
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Gordon Korman
#15. The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken. #Quote by Gordon Korman
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Tammy Duckworth
#16. My arm bones looked like chicken bones. #Quote by Tammy Duckworth
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Yann Martel
#17. To her, writing is making stock and reading is sipping broth, but only the spoken word is the full roasted chicken. #Quote by Yann Martel
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Ted Nugent
#18. Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals. #Quote by Ted Nugent
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Dolly Parton
#19. If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. #Quote by Dolly Parton
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Woody Allen
#20. It was great seeing Annie again. I realised what a terrific person she was and how fun it was just knowing her. And I thought of that old joke, you know. The guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." and the doctor says, "well, why don't you turn him in?" and the guy says, "I would, but o need the eggs."
Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but, err, I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs. #Quote by Woody Allen
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Flannery O'Connor
#21. Elizabeth Hardwick told me once that all her first drafts sounded as if a chicken had written them. So do mine for the most part. #Quote by Flannery O'Connor
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Michael Pollan
#22. As long as one egg looks pretty much like another, all the chickens like chicken, and beef beef, the substitution of quantity for quality will go unnoticed by most consumers, but it is becoming increasingly apparent to anyone with an electron microscope or a mass spectrometer that, truly, this is not the same food. #Quote by Michael Pollan
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Erma Bombeck
#23. Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. #Quote by Erma Bombeck
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Lois Rabey
#24. Buechner put it this way: The Gospel is bad news before it is good news. It is the news that man is a sinner . . . that when he looks in the mirror all in a lather what he sees is at least eight parts chicken, phony, slob. That is the tragedy. But it is also the news that he is loved anyway, cherished, forgiven, bleeding to be sure, but also bled for. #Quote by Lois Rabey
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Flannery O'Connor
#25. I am going to be the World Authority on Peafowl, and I hope to be offered a chair some day at the Chicken College. #Quote by Flannery O'Connor
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Michael Pollan
#26. [From a typical McDonald's meal] this is how the laboratory measured our meal: soda (100%), milk shake (78%), salad dressing (65%), chicken nuggets (56%), cheeseburger (52%), and French fries (23%). #Quote by Michael Pollan
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Nigel Slater
#27. My energy and curiosity may be renewed but the larder isn't. There is probably less food in the house than there has ever been. I trudge out to buy a few chicken pieces and a bag of winter greens to make a soup with the spices and noodles I have in the cupboard. What ends up as dinner is clear, bright and life-enhancing. It has vitality (that's the greens), warmth (ginger, cinnamon) and it is economical and sustaining too. I suddenly feel ready for anything the New Year might throw at me. #Quote by Nigel Slater
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Julia Child
#28. The German birds didn't taste as good as their French cousins, nor did the frozen Dutch chickens we bought in the local supermarkets. The American poultry industry had made it possible to grow a fine-looking fryer in record time and sell it at a reasonable price, but no one mentioned that the result usually tasted like the stuffing inside of a teddy bear. #Quote by Julia Child
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Jennifer Ellison
#29. I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. #Quote by Jennifer Ellison
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Daniel Boulud
#30. Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken. #Quote by Daniel Boulud
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Chicken John
#31. I think that chain stores in general are really super depressing and I think it really sucks the life out of a city such as San Francisco. #Quote by Chicken John
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Brigid Kemmerer
#32. She spilled your secrets," said Quinn
"Yeah?" He sliced off a piece of chicken and glanced across the table. "What's my name Becca?"
Busted. Becca wanted to melt into a puddle.
Quinn grinned. "You mean it's not really New Kid? #Quote by Brigid Kemmerer
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Robert Kiyosaki
#33. The greatest story of all is Colonel Sanders. He didn't start until he was sixty-six on a freeway bypass for his chicken shop. Anything is possible! #Quote by Robert Kiyosaki
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Buckethead
#34. We are civilized animals, right? Then why do we continue to slaughter for sport? What if you were a Chicken, how would you feel? I grew up in a Chicken Coop and I was not a Chicken at first, until I was faced with your World! #Quote by Buckethead
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Flannery O'Connor
#35. When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathe News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been anticlimax.
#Quote by Flannery O'Connor
Tofurky Chicken quotes by Colson Whitehead
#36. As it often did when I thought about chicken wings and entropy, my mind turned to Emerson. "Life is a journey, not a destination." Now that was one stone-cold motherfucker who was not afraid to deliver the truth: After the torments of the journey, you have been well-prepared for the agonies of the destination. #Quote by Colson Whitehead

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