Strafaci Golfer Quotes

#1. I practice a lot. I practice in the winter when it's cold in Connecticut - a lot. I practice in my bedroom on the carpet - a lot. For all the practice I do, I should be a better golfer than I am. #Quote by Stuart Scott

#2. If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. #Quote by Larry David

#3. I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer. #Quote by Jasper Carrott

#4. I'm a golfer - not an athlete. #Quote by Lee Westwood

#5. The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room. #Quote by Sammy Cahn

#6. You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you. #Quote by Amy Alcott

#7. It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling. #Quote by Al McGuire

#8. I consider myself as a character actor. I like the sports analogy, which I do all the time; I'm an avid sports guy. I'm a golfer, but I grew up as sort of an avid fan and participant in baseball, and I'm like a relief pitcher. My job is to come in and throw strikes. #Quote by Clint Howard

#9. I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing who I am and what I do. You look at Shaq and you see a basketball player. You look at Tiger Woods and you see a golfer. But people are responding to who I am. #Quote by Johnny Weir

#10. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training. #Quote by Yogi Berra

#11. The good citizen when he opens his door in the evening must be banker, golfer, husband, father; not a nomad wandering the desert, a mystic staring at the sky, a debauchee in the slums of San Francisco, a soldier heading a revolution, a pariah howling with skepticism and solitude. #Quote by Virginia Woolf

#12. Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs. #Quote by Dan Jenkins

#13. But imagine if we were the only people left. The last men on earth. I'd be the best golfer in the world right now. You'd be the only priest. And Ghost would be the only Sikh. Imagine that. A four-hundred-year religion terminating in a dope-head grease monkey."
"I thought you liked the bloke."
"I do. But think about it. All the people that made you feel worthless and small down the years. The bullies and bosses. All gone. It's exhilarating, if you think about it. Freedom from other people's expectations. We can finally start living for ourselves. #Quote by Adam Baker

#14. You must work very hard to become a natural golfer. #Quote by Gary Player

#15. The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better. #Quote by Babe Didrikson Zaharias

#16. I think if you're a painter, you paint; if you're a golfer, you golf; if you're a fisherman, you fish; if you're a musician, you play music. #Quote by Randy Bachman

#17. The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly. #Quote by Jack Nicklaus

#18. A golfer has to learn to enjoy the process of striving to improve. That process, not the end result, enriches life. #Quote by Bob Rotella

#19. I am proud of my achievements, my work ethic, and the way I live my life. The PGA Tour not only treated me unfairly, but displayed a lack of professionalism that should concern every professional golfer and fan of the game. #Quote by Vijay Singh

#20. Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to. #Quote by Julius Boros

#21. I was quite cocky, but having been hailed as this great young golfer, I couldn't even make the high school golf team once I got there. I had a big dose of humble pie then, and ever since, I've always known that there is always someone out there better than you, more talented. Always. #Quote by David Chang

#22. Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor. #Quote by Lee Trevino

#23. You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war ! #Quote by Chris Rock

#24. Golf is just for fun. I have no time to be a pro golfer, not even after F1. I think it's too late and I'm too old to learn now. Golf is just a hobby and maybe I can improve a little bit more. #Quote by Heikki Kovalainen

#25. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? #Quote by Chris Rock

#26. Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day. #Quote by Robert Duvall

#27. Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl is. There are certain events that people just know about. #Quote by Tiger Woods

#28. It's very easy when you have someone in front of you that you can chase. You want to be No. 1 but now I feel like I have to play well because everybody looks at you as a best golfer. So that's why I put more pressure on myself. #Quote by Yani Tseng

#29. The sweep of his arms was wide and athletic, more like a quarterback than a middling golfer who had dropped off the tour. #Quote by Nichole Bernier

#30. I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense. #Quote by Carl Hagelin

#31. I hasten to say to snobs from the Surrey pine-and-sand country that no invention since the corn plaster or the electric toothbrush has brought greater balm to the extremities of the senior golfer than the golfmobile, a word that will have to do for want of a better. #Quote by Alistair Cooke

#32. I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that way. That is the only way I can play. It taught me to be honest. There is no greater virtue than honesty. #Quote by Martin Sheen

#33. I'm a golfer not a history major. #Quote by Bubba Watson

#34. I like to think about music as a sport. But only in terms of golf, as far as the course being music and me being the golfer. So it's competitive but only with yourself. With the last one doing well, it made it a challenge to feel like I was improving in some way. #Quote by Panda Bear

#35. I'm a golfer and have had three holes in one. #Quote by Stephanie Szostak

#36. Any golfer worth his salt has to cross the sea and try to win the British Open. #Quote by Jack Nicklaus

#37. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. #Quote by Pete Dye

#38. I've never met a golfer who has never lost a golf ball. I've never met people who have fallen in love who have never had their heart broken. And I've never met someone rich who has never lost money. #Quote by Anonymous

#39. At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones. #Quote by Lee P. Brown

#40. Without the AJGA, it would be very difficult for the college coaches to find us. Every junior golfer around the country knows about the AJGA and knows that's the way to get to college. And the way to get beyond college. #Quote by Jordan Spieth

#41. The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark. #Quote by Gene Sarazen

#42. If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. #Quote by Ben Hogan

#43. If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be. #Quote by Eric Nicol

#44. If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. #Quote by Fuzzy Zoeller

#45. If it were possible for a metaphysician to be a golfer, he might perhaps occasionally notice that his ball, instead of moving forward in a vertical plane (like the generality of projectiles, such as brickbats and cricket balls), skewed away gradually to the right. If he did notice it, his methods would naturally lead him to content himself with his caddies's remark-'ye heeled that yin,' or 'Ye jist sliced it.' ... But a scientific man is not to be put off with such flimsy verbiage as that. He must know more. What is 'Heeling', what is 'slicing', and why would either operation (if it could be thoroughly carried out) send a ball as if to cover point, thence to long slip, and finally behind back-stop? These, as Falstaff said, are 'questions to be asked. #Quote by Peter Guthrie Tait

#46. In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet. #Quote by Mark Hadlow

#47. No golfer can ever become too good to practice. #Quote by May Hezlet