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Snark quotes by Gwen Mitchell
#1. Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit. #Quote by Gwen Mitchell
Snark quotes by Christina Lauren
#2. I always thought I caught you in . . . a phase. His left eyebrow makes a fancy arch. Apparently you're just like this. #Quote by Christina Lauren
Snark quotes by Joanne Fluke
#3. If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. #Quote by Joanne Fluke
Snark quotes by Stephanie Wardrop
#4. I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes. #Quote by Stephanie Wardrop
Snark quotes by Kate LeDonne Black
#5. I'm a writer, not a DJ. I don't take requests. #Quote by Kate LeDonne Black
Snark quotes by A.G. Howard
#6. Oh, but my netherling side did, and she casts my human armor aside.
She guides my hands, knots my fingers through his hair, teases his tongue with hers. She won't let me pull away, because she wants to be there again. In Wonderland, where his tobacco-flavored kisses always take us . . .
Because the things I loathe are the things she adores: His snark, his infuriating condescension. His menacing mastery of half-truths and riddles. The way he shoves me into the face of danger, forces me to look beyond my fears and reach for my full potential.
Most of all, because he encourages me to believe in the madness ...in her . . . the darker side of myself: the queen who was born to reign over the Red kingdom and to give Wonderland a legacy of dreams and imagination.
His gloved palms seek the bend of my waist, the bow of my hips. He moves me on top of him, so close there's not enough space for a blade of grass between us. His kisses grow insistent, desperate. His flavor winds through me, fruit and smoke and earth, and other things born of shadows and storms . . . things I can't put a name to. #Quote by A.G. Howard
Snark quotes by Pippa DaCosta
#7. Next time I'm taking down hellhounds for you, I'll remember to tone down the pretty. #Quote by Pippa DaCosta
Snark quotes by Rainbow Rowell
#8. You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha. #Quote by Rainbow Rowell
Snark quotes by Rob Thurman
#9. He grabbed the legs and addressed their owner ... current owner anyway. "Hold still. I'll get you out in a second." Then he hissed at me "Trash goes in the garbage can, Zeke, not people."
It was clear to me this guy was trash, but Griffin probably wanted to sort him into paper, plastic, glass, and human waste of space. See? Psychotic. #Quote by Rob Thurman
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#10. Are you telling me Kara Orris is afraid of rain?" Hunter's grin twisted into a smirk as his eyes lit up, relishing his new discovery with absolute delight. "Why, that's adorable! #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Neal Shusterman
#11. How many kids are in the Graveyard?"
"A bunch."
"Who sends your supplies?"
"George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget."
"How often do you receive new arrivals?"
"About as often as you beat your wife. #Quote by Neal Shusterman
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#12. She glanced to him and patted the seat beside her. "I only bite on Tuesdays. You're safe. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Faith Hunter
#13. When you hand-wash my shirt, be sure to let it soak, you thug."
"Yes, dear," Eli said, accepting his weapons from Nunez, who clearly didn't know what to make of us or our relationship.
"He's my brother," I said to Nunez. "You can see the resemblance in the jawline and the snark line. #Quote by Faith Hunter
Snark quotes by E. Lockhart
#14. He is bounce, effort and snark. #Quote by E. Lockhart
Snark quotes by S.E. Jakes
#15. Could you bite back your complaints? You're fucking with my run."
"Your run is fucking with my ability to complain," Tom called back. #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Snark quotes by E. Lockhart
#16. Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark. #Quote by E. Lockhart
Snark quotes by Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney
#17. It's like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I've even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, "Yes, just like Tom Brady's does," I can't pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory #Quote by Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#18. Are you sure you haven't changed your mind?" Theo called as she reached the door. "This all would be a lot easier if you'd just hand me the parts, and I could get down to business. You know we're not heading out for a picnic at the gardens. Don't want to get those lilywhite hands dirty. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Eden Summers
#19. Yes, Troy, I'm tired. And do you want to know why?" She raised her brows, cocking her head on an angle to give him a full dose of attitude. "Cause I was riding Blake all night long. #Quote by Eden Summers
Snark quotes by Victoria Laurie
#20. You've missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you've missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won't miss this next one. #Quote by Victoria Laurie
Snark quotes by S.E. Jakes
#21. Let's get rid of those fucking ghosts once and for all, Proph. We tried burying them, but that never works. So how about we just set them free?"
"And let them go into the light, Carol Anne?"
"And just like that, you're a goddamned bastard again." But Tom was smiling as he said it. #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Snark quotes by Stephen H. Segal
#22. The world is frequently cruel to those earnest souls who take "corny" ideas like truth and justice seriously or aren't afraid to wear their hearts on their sleeves--just look at how often the wondrous power of the Internet is used for callous drive-by snark when commiseration is what is really called for. #Quote by Stephen H. Segal
Snark quotes by Connie Brockway
#23. As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care. #Quote by Connie Brockway
Snark quotes by Jess C. Scott
#24. My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love. #Quote by Jess C. Scott
Snark quotes by Caisey Quinn
#25. I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot. #Quote by Caisey Quinn
Snark quotes by Meghan Daum
#26. When I talk to students or young writers about the importance of being unafraid to take controversial positions, I'm struck by the degree to which they can't entertain a thought, much less commit one to paper, without imagining the cacophony of snark they'll get in response. #Quote by Meghan Daum
Snark quotes by Lemony Snicket
#27. Hungry licked her spoon and then pointed it at me. 'Aren't you forgetting the dishes?' she asked.
'Absolutely not,' I said. 'I'll remember the dishes as long as I live. See you later, Hungry. #Quote by Lemony Snicket
Snark quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan
#28. You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is. #Quote by Sarah Rees Brennan
Snark quotes by Jacey Conrad
#29. To those about to snark, we salute you. #Quote by Jacey Conrad
Snark quotes by Alexandra Martin
#30. These were wannabe elites who, once they popped on big-boy pants, would be infiltrating New York with their pretentiousness. #Quote by Alexandra Martin
Snark quotes by Heather R. Blair
#31. Tell me you aren't crying. My whole image of you as a bad-ass warrior is crumbling. #Quote by Heather R. Blair
Snark quotes by Debra Crown LPC-S LCDC
#32. People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty. #Quote by Debra Crown LPC-S LCDC
Snark quotes by S.W. Vaughn
#33. Despite his best efforts, a few scalding tears escaped Cobalt's eyes. He swiped them away. 'Can you stand?'
'I damn well can, if my alternative's you holding me like a wilting female.' #Quote by S.W. Vaughn
Snark quotes by Jewel
#34. True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail. #Quote by Jewel
Snark quotes by Nenia Campbell
#35. Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Snark quotes by A.C. Kemp
#36. Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist.
A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark #Quote by A.C. Kemp
Snark quotes by Chila Woychik
#37. I'm a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It's too easy to be snarky at those who are snarky toward me. I like how it feels - the yellow cheese giving way between pointed teeth. My tail begins to twitch. #Quote by Chila Woychik
Snark quotes by Marika Christian
#38. He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars. #Quote by Marika Christian
Snark quotes by Daniel O'Malley
#39. Rook Thomas, you look different somehow."
"Well, I recently got the shit kicked out of me," she said.
"Ah, that would be it then. #Quote by Daniel O'Malley
Snark quotes by S.E. Jakes
#40. Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night."
"And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically. #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Snark quotes by Pippa DaCosta
#41. I'd seen this movie. This was the part where the dinosaurs ate the tourists. #Quote by Pippa DaCosta
Snark quotes by Shannon Hale
#42. A little snark, properly directed, can change the world. #Quote by Shannon Hale
Snark quotes by Amy Fecteau
#43. He hung a patient expression on his face, the kind usually seen on people who talked about releasing your anger and surrounding yourself with good feelings while writing off anyone who disagreed with them as unenlightened. #Quote by Amy Fecteau
Snark quotes by Nalini Singh
#44. Venom's pupils contracted the instant before he slid his sunglasses back on.
She couldn't help it. "Why isn't your tongue forked?"
"Why can't you fly?" A smirk. "Those things on your back aren't accessories you know. #Quote by Nalini Singh
Snark quotes by Sarah Delena White
#45. Why does a horse need to steal a horse?" Taylan held the reins of the bay stallion while Zad swung into the saddle of his new acquisition - a dapple gray that threatened to bite anyone who came within easy reach.

"Why would I run the whole way when someone else can do the work?" Zad settled onto the gray stallion's back and smacked the horse's nose as it nipped at his leg.

"It looks like you two will get along perfectly."

"Shut up and start destroying things so we can get out of here." Zad urged the scowling horse into the cover of the trees. #Quote by Sarah Delena White
Snark quotes by A.C. Kemp
#46. As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage. #Quote by A.C. Kemp
Snark quotes by Megan McCafferty
#47. I am fluent in snark.
Bethany only notices snark when snark grabs her off the sidewalk, throws her in the back of a sketchy van with tinted windows, drives to the middle
of the Meadow-lands in the dead of night, and uses a heavy blunt instrument
to smack her repeatedly about the head as it screams, "I'M SNARK. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? I'M SNARKY SNARKY SNARK!" And even then she's like, "Ohhhh? Snark? Is that you? #Quote by Megan McCafferty
Snark quotes by Nalini Singh
#48. Do you know where Jason is?" she asked Dmitri when they exited the morgue. Dmitri pressed the car remote to unlock the flame red Ferrari parked in the employees-only lot. "Tired of your Bluebell already?" A tendril of champagne circled around her senses, cut with something far harder. Never had she felt that harsh edge in Dmitri's scent. She pitied the woman he took to his bed today.
"Yeah, that's it. I'm building a harem. #Quote by Nalini Singh
Snark quotes by Aimee Bender
#49. Sherrie would be there, and the last time I'd seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You're upset, I'd yelled after her, meanly. #Quote by Aimee Bender
Snark quotes by Agatha Christie
#50. Such a sweet letter from Lady Conway ... You remember my telling you about her? Her memory's bad. Can't recognize her relations always and tells them to go away."
"That might be shrewdness really," said Miss Marple, "rather than a loss of memory. #Quote by Agatha Christie
Snark quotes by Jess C. Scott
#51. Because I want to have sex with him
and because that's sinful
I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny. #Quote by Jess C. Scott
Snark quotes by Jane Austen
#52. And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. #Quote by Jane Austen
Snark quotes by Gavin Dunne
#53. I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, polite manner. #Quote by Gavin Dunne
Snark quotes by Gretchen Carlson
#54. There's something about winning Miss America that brings out the snark. #Quote by Gretchen Carlson
Snark quotes by Diana Rowland
#55. Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible. #Quote by Diana Rowland
Snark quotes by Ilona Andrews
#56. Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?
I padded to the door.
"First, you didn't come home." Curran's voice held zero humor. "Second, I'm told that my mate is lingering in Raphael's house. There can't be any good reason for you to be here."
"Are you spying on me, Your Furriness?" Kate asked. #Quote by Ilona Andrews
Snark quotes by Timothy Ferriss
#57. What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. #Quote by Timothy Ferriss
Snark quotes by Genevieve Pearson
#58. He was an Angel. He walked in Grace. When you meet one - and I'm sure someday you will - you'll know it, too. When he told me, it was, just, well, giving voice to something I already knew on a level."

"And how did you know for sure?" I asked. "Did you see his halo?"

"Do you want to cut down on the snark? I'm your mother. Given the events of the last two days, I'd think you'd be more inclined to take my word for it."

She had me there.

"Besides, he did show me his - ah - true self."

"Is that a euphemism for penis? Please let it not be a euphemism for penis. You are talking about my dad."

"No, it's not a euphemism. I mean he showed me his Angel form. #Quote by Genevieve Pearson
Snark quotes by Abigail Roux
#59. Where would he go?" Liam asked as he led them through the hallways, looking for a back exit.
"You're asking us to think like Ty?" Owen snorted. "I don't think that's possible; my brain isn't powered by squirrels on treadmills. #Quote by Abigail Roux
Snark quotes by Abigail Roux
#60. What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?"
"No." Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in a fist. "Rock, paper, scissors. Two out of three."
Ty rolled his eyes and held out his fist, apparently willing to play. Julian hit his palm three times, and Ty kept time with his fist in the air. But when Julian threw a paper, Ty reached into his jacket with his other hand and pulled his gun, aiming it at Julian.
"Ty!" Zane said in exasperation from the front seat.
"Glock, paper, scissors. I win."
"You are an ass," Julian muttered. #Quote by Abigail Roux
Snark quotes by Hinrich Schutze
#61. A human is not a device that reliably reports a gold standard judgment of relevance of a document to a query. #Quote by Hinrich Schutze
Snark quotes by Rob Thomas
#62. Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins. #Quote by Rob Thomas
Snark quotes by S.A. Chakraborty
#63. He bowed. "You hear correctly." His gaze didn't leave her, the examination making her skin crawl. He shook his head. "Astonishing. I never imagined I'd meet a real Nahid."

Nahri gritted her teeth. "Occasionally we're allowed out to terrify the populace. #Quote by S.A. Chakraborty
Snark quotes by Betsy Schow
#64. Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism. #Quote by Betsy Schow
Snark quotes by Seanan McGuire
#65. Lindworms are a sign of a healthy ecosystem," I said, straightening. "Now let's get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us. #Quote by Seanan McGuire
Snark quotes by Alexis Hall
#66. My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck. #Quote by Alexis Hall
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#67. Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Daniel Pinkwater
#68. I changed his name after I saw this old movie at the Snark. It's called Nosferatu, and it's the original Dracula story. It's ten times as scary as the version you see on television. The guy who plays the vampire is really bizarre. #Quote by Daniel Pinkwater
Snark quotes by David Iserson
#69. Things were about to change. If nothing changed, I wouldn't be writing this down because this is a book about the time when everything changed. And isn't that what every book is about? No, seriously, isn't it? I don't read books. #Quote by David Iserson
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#70. Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Stephanie Wardrop
#71. He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of amusing or truly pathetic. It's especially hard to tell because we are both looking resolutely at the teacher so she can't accuse us of not paying attention. We talk out of the sides of our mouths, like gangsters in those old movies my dad likes to watch. #Quote by Stephanie Wardrop
Snark quotes by Hinrich Schutze
#72. Here the query A320 returns algorithmic search results about the Airbus aircraft, together with advertisements for various non-aircraft goods numbered A320 that advertisers seek to market to those querying on this query. The lack of advertisements for the aircraft reflects the fact that few marketers attempt to sell A320 aircraft on the web. #Quote by Hinrich Schutze
Snark quotes by Chloe Neill
#73. Ditto, Ethan said, a surprising amount of venom in his voice. I bit back a proud smile; he seemed to be adopting a little of my snark. #Quote by Chloe Neill
Snark quotes by David Denby
#74. Snark often functions as an enforcer of mediocrity and conformity. In its cozy knowingness, snark flatters you by assuming that you get the contemptuous joke. You've been admitted, or readmitted, to a club, though it may be the club of the second-rate. #Quote by David Denby
Snark quotes by Josh Bazell
#75. Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker. #Quote by Josh Bazell
Snark quotes by George Eliot
#76. [Dagley] had also taken too much in the shape of muddy political talk, a stimulant dangerously disturbing to his farming conservatism, which consisted in holding that whatever is, is bad, and any change is likely to be worse. #Quote by George Eliot
Snark quotes by Lauren   James
#77. I cannot believe you formed this plan," Clove said. "No one else would think of this but you."
"That's true; I am very clever!" Ella wriggled next to Clove, peering.
"That is the opposite of what I meant."
Ella sighed. "Clove, please recognize the negative energy you are bringing into this space."
"WE'RE IN A POTATO CART!"
Ella shushed her. "I do everything for a reason. Just because you do not know that reason, does not make it silly."
"Sometimes the reason is that you make bad choices," Clove muttered. #Quote by Lauren James
Snark quotes by Jincy Willett
#78. Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. #Quote by Jincy Willett
Snark quotes by Stephanie Wardrop
#79. Suddenly a force greater than my common sense - which, I'll admit, has been pretty faulty lately, propels me - and I find myself creeping up the long staircase to the forbidden second floor.
I need to see Michael's room.
I need to find out if he is a secret slob, or if there's even more interesting evidence of whom he is up there. I'm not expecting to find anything big, like a literal skeleton in his closet. But I am going to find it, whatever it is. And I will know once and for all who he is.
I make it to the landing when I hear a burst of barking below me and I freeze.
Someone has let a dog in.
Which means that some member of the Endicott family is actually in the house.
Which means that one of Michael's parents is about to catch me snooping. #Quote by Stephanie Wardrop
Snark quotes by Jim Butcher
#80. You don't have to make fun of it."
"Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything. #Quote by Jim Butcher
Snark quotes by Lorelei James
#81. You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? #Quote by Lorelei James
Snark quotes by Jeannine Garsee
#82. I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. #Quote by Jeannine Garsee
Snark quotes by Amethyst Marie
#83. When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves? #Quote by Amethyst Marie
Snark quotes by Laurie Notaro
#84. How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it. #Quote by Laurie Notaro
Snark quotes by Holly Black
#85. Yeah, Cardan should definitely trust you more. You seem really trustworthy. It's not like you're actually currently betraying him. #Quote by Holly Black
Snark quotes by Faith Hunter
#86. I felt Leo's hand on my face, cool and smooth and utterly inhuman. He stroked back my hair, and his voice was curiously gentle when he said, "I would have been most . . . discommoded had you died."
"Yeah. That's why I stay alive," I said, my native snark coming back online, as if I had rebooted that file, "to keep you from being 'discommoded'." I'd have to look that one up. #Quote by Faith Hunter
Snark quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#87. Want a closer look? (Tate) Like a screwdriver through my eye socket. Sure, let's have a look-see. (Simone) Ooo, welcome back, Ms. Snark. I've missed you. (Tate) #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Snark quotes by Anna Martin
#88. ...I failed to...perform, with my partner, Master.

What, did you fall out of step on a foxtrot?......

Jesse and Will in Another Way #Quote by Anna Martin
Snark quotes by Raymond Chandler
#89. His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?'
'No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are. #Quote by Raymond Chandler
Snark quotes by William Blake
#90. The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo. #Quote by William Blake
Snark quotes by Gina Damico
#91. You going to let him talk to me like that?" Driggs said to Lex. "Defend my honor, woman."
"Defend your own honor, #Quote by Gina Damico
Snark quotes by Alexander McCall Smith
#92. Has anyone sen Mr Snark "
"I saw him in the tunnel about 15 minutes ago."
"Oh no " wailed Dr Ferman "he will have been atomised."
"Oh dear" muttered an MP. "Bye-election. #Quote by Alexander McCall Smith
Snark quotes by Alice Henderson
#93. Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking."
"Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to a whisper.
"Besides, ritual sacrifice is a religious rite", Giles went on quietly. "They wouldn't sacrifice just anyone at random. It's far more likely they'd suspect you of being a Roman spy scouting for the invasion and just outright kill you".
"Oh great! Great! Way to be encouraging Giles. And I suppose you'll just watch that happen, in your Watchery way. #Quote by Alice Henderson
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#94. Flirt with the old ladies and you'll be fine," I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby.

He hung his green hoodie on the hooks right beside me. "Is that how you get by?"

"Doesn't work on the old ladies for me, but the old men on the other hand?" I paused and glanced at my nails. "Yeah, doesn't work on them either. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Martin Gardner
#95. Although Lewis Carroll thought of The Hunting of the Snark as a nonsense ballad for children, it is hard to imagine - in fact one shudders to imagine - a child of today reading and enjoying it. #Quote by Martin Gardner
Snark quotes by Larissa Ione
#96. That's my girl," he murmured.
"I'm not your girl."
"Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality."
"And the bad news?"
"The honey gave you back your sparkling personality. #Quote by Larissa Ione
Snark quotes by Nenia Campbell
#97. We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Snark quotes by Joe Haldeman
#98. He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit. #Quote by Joe Haldeman
Snark quotes by Stephanie Wardrop
#99. Your powers of observation are formidable, Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha. #Quote by Stephanie Wardrop
Snark quotes by Shelly Laurenston
#100. He is a pimple on the cock of humanity #Quote by Shelly Laurenston
Snark quotes by Amy Lane
#101. Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say. #Quote by Amy Lane
Snark quotes by Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
#102. Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes - 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea ... almost got shagged ... cuppa tea'? #Quote by Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Snark quotes by Janet Evanovich
#103. I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. #Quote by Janet Evanovich
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#104. Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre
Snark quotes by Lewis Carroll
#105. But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! for then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again! #Quote by Lewis Carroll
Snark quotes by S.E. Jakes
#106. Way I figure it, if I'm forced to have a partner, might as well have one with benefits. If you're annoying me, fucking you will be more satisfying than punching you." Prophet grinned, then added slyly, "And I could punch you afterwards. #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Snark quotes by Alexis Ohanian
#107. I like sarcasm. I like snark. #Quote by Alexis Ohanian
Snark quotes by Maureen Johnson
#108. He looked a bit more confused by Stevie and David, but nodded politely. "I'm a watch ad," David said. "She's a hipster grandpa. Together, we solve crime. #Quote by Maureen Johnson
Snark quotes by Ryan Holiday
#109. Snark encourages the fakeness and stupidity it is supposedly trying to rail against. #Quote by Ryan Holiday
Snark quotes by Katherine McIntyre
#110. The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place. #Quote by Katherine McIntyre

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