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Semans Dental quotes by Warren Farrell
#1. The problem? There has been no parallel effort to help our sons become multipurpose men. The female-only scholarships and affirmative action for our daughters to enter the STEM professions is not matched by the male-only scholarships and affirmative action for our sons to enter the "caring professions" -- elementary school teachers, social workers, nurses, dental hygienists, marriage and family therapists, or becoming a full-time dad. #Quote by Warren Farrell
Semans Dental quotes by Penny Reid
#2. Jenn," I said very loudly, sidestepping Jackson and inserting myself between the two of them. "There you are. I've been looking for you."

"Have you?" she asked, her sweet face tipped back and her impossibly pretty eyes arresting mine.

"Yes. I have," I said, then promptly forgot what I was going to say next. I sensed a hovering presence behind me so I glanced over my shoulder at Jackson - the hoverer - and frowned impatiently. "Do you mind? Give a man some space."

"That's real funny, Cletus," he said, not sounding amused. "Because I was just - "

"Do you have any - uh - taffy?" I asked Jennifer, not wanting to hear Jackson's complaining. If he was going to complain, I decided it was best to pretend he was a ghost. Taffy was the first thing to pop into my mind.

"Taffy?" Her dark eyebrows drew together; I wondered if her real hair color would be the same dark shade as her eyebrows. I hoped so.

"Yes. Taffy," I said gently, and smiled when she smiled and shrugged. "I like to live dangerously."

She opened her mouth, just about to ask me something and I couldn't wait to find out what, when Jackson cut in impatiently. "By eating taffy?"

"Yep," I turned just my head and gave him my profile. "It puts my dental fillings in grave peril. #Quote by Penny Reid
Semans Dental quotes by Joseph Heller
#3. We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. #Quote by Joseph Heller
Semans Dental quotes by Jim Butcher
#4. He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan #Quote by Jim Butcher
Semans Dental quotes by Julie Buxbaum
#5. We don't talk on the ride home. We don't have to. I feel warm and giddy and like I have a secret that I want to keep all to myself. David Drucker, who is so many different people all at once: the guy who always sits alone, the guy who talked quantum physics even in my dad's dental chair, the guy who held my hand in the snow. I kissed David Drucker, the guy I most like to talk to, and it was perfect. #Quote by Julie Buxbaum
Semans Dental quotes by Ken Wilber
#6. Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers." #Quote by Ken Wilber
Semans Dental quotes by Gordon Smith
#7. We take our kids for physical vaccinations, dental exams, eye checkups. When do we think to take our - our son or daughter for a mental health checkup? #Quote by Gordon Smith
Semans Dental quotes by Ellen Goodman
#8. Even if every program were educational and every advertisement bore the seal of approval of the American Dental Association, we would still have a critical problem. It's not just the programs but the act of watching television hour after hour after hour that's destructive. #Quote by Ellen Goodman
Semans Dental quotes by Jeff Lindsay
#9. I am a very good imitation, but I am not really a good person. I have done many very bad things, and I hope to live long enough to do many more. And to be completely objective, I almost certainly deserve all the things Hood and Doakes wanted to do to me. But while I wait for the long arm of the law to grab me by the neck, I also deserve to breathe air that is not fouled with the stench of unwashed and rotting dental apocalypse. I put a stiff index finger into Hood's sternum and pushed him away. For a moment he thought he was going to tough it out - but I had chosen my spot well, and he had to back off. "You can arrest me," I told Hood, "or you can follow me. Otherwise, get out of my way." I pushed a little harder and he had to take another step back. "And for God's sake, brush your teeth." Hood #Quote by Jeff Lindsay
Semans Dental quotes by Kresley Cole
#10. Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude. #Quote by Kresley Cole
Semans Dental quotes by Ree Drummond
#11. Marlboro Man opened the passenger door of the semi and allowed me to climb out in front of him, while Tim exited the driver-side door to see us off. That wasn't so bad, I thought as I made my way down the steps. Aside from the manicure remark and my sweating problem, meeting Marlboro Man's brother had gone remarkably well. I looked okay that evening, had managed a couple of witty remarks, and had worn just the right clothing to conceal my nervousness. Life was good.
Then, because the Gods of Embarrassment seemed hell-bent on making me look bad, I lost my balance on the last step, hooking the heel of my stupid black boots on the grate of the step and awkwardly grabbing the handlebar to save myself from falling to my death onto the gravel driveway below. But though I stopped myself from wiping out, my purse flew off my arm and landed, facedown, on Tim's driveway, violently spilling its contents all over the gravel.
Only a woman can know the dreaded feeling of spilling her purse in the company of men. Suddenly my soul was everywhere, laid bare for Marlboro Man and his brother to see: year-old lip gloss, a leaky pen, wadded gum wrappers, and a hairbrush loaded up with hundreds, if not thousands, of my stringy auburn hairs. And men don't understand wads of long hair--for all they knew, I had some kind of follicular disorder and was going bald. There were no feminine products, but there was a package of dental floss, with a messy, eight-inch piece dangling from the openin #Quote by Ree Drummond
Semans Dental quotes by Michael Steger
#12. Even when I was doing well in acting, my dad would say, 'You can still go back to dental school.' But since I've been on '90210,' I haven't heard that. #Quote by Michael Steger
Semans Dental quotes by Redman
#13. Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. #Quote by Redman
Semans Dental quotes by Dan Burton
#14. How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? #Quote by Dan Burton
Semans Dental quotes by Roy Jones Jr.
#15. I got some real rough dental work done not long ago, and my mouth's still numb right here [points to the left side of his chin]. So it kind of messes with my speech a little bit, so don't y'all think that I took too many cos I haven't. #Quote by Roy Jones Jr.
Semans Dental quotes by J.G. Ballard
#16. He though continually about the apartment building, a Pandora's Box whose thousand lids were one by one, inwardly opening. The dominant tenants of the high-rise, those who had adapted most successfully to life there, were not the unruly airline pilots and film technicians of the lower floors, nor the bad-tempered and aggressive wives of the tax specialists on the upper levels. Although at first sight these people appeared to provoke all the tension and hostility, the people really responsible were the quiet and self-contained residents, like the dental surgeons Steele and his wife. #Quote by J.G. Ballard
Semans Dental quotes by Richard Lamm
#17. We spend billions on marginal and often unnecessary procedures on people who are in the final dying process, yet we leave millions of Americans out of the health insurance system, and America's kids have the worst dental health in the developed world. #Quote by Richard Lamm
Semans Dental quotes by Gina Damico
#18. The list of scars my students have sustained at the hand of your daughter grows longer each week. Poor Logan Hochspring's arm will forever carry an imprint of her dental records!"
"You bit him?" Lex's father said.
"He called me a wannabe vampire. What was I supposed to do?"
"Oh, I don't know
maybe not bite him? #Quote by Gina Damico
Semans Dental quotes by Jade Chang
#19. And what people want to own, of course, is real estate. So a dental hygienist with bad credit making forty thousand dollars a year felt that she deserved to park her ass in a million-dollar home. With a little creative financing, and as long as housing prices continued to rise, she believed that she could afford a million-dollar home. And as long as the dental hygienist continued to pay interest on the mortgage for the million-dollar home, as long as housing prices continued to rise, as long as more loan officers approved more loans for more dental hygienists with bad credit who could continue to pay the interest on their overblown mortgages, housing prices would indeed stay stratospheric, and banks could print money based on that certainty. And, like your nursery rhyme, that was the house that Jack built." Kalchefsky #Quote by Jade Chang
Semans Dental quotes by Vladimir Nabokov
#20. My angel, oh my angel, perhaps our whole earthly existence is now but a pun to you, or a grotesque rhyme, something like "dental" and "transcendental" (remember?), and the true meaning of reality, of that piercing term, purged of all our strange, dreamy, masquerade interpretations, now sounds so pure and sweet that you, angel, find it amusing that we could have taken the dream so seriously (although you and I did have an inkling of why everything disintegrated at one furtive touch
words, conventions of everyday life, systems, persons
so, you know, I think laughter is some chance little ape of truth astray in our world. #Quote by Vladimir Nabokov
Semans Dental quotes by Steven Wright
#21. My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. #Quote by Steven Wright
Semans Dental quotes by Gene Wolfe
#22. We went into a small, windowless office crowded between two others that appeared empty. A middle-aged American woman was seated behind a metal desk. She appeared normal and reasonably attractive until she spoke; then her scarred gums showed that she had once had two or three times the proper number of teeth - forty or fifty, I suppose, in each jaw - and that the dental surgeon who had extracted the supernumerary ones had not always, perhaps, selected those he suffered to remain as wisely as he might. #Quote by Gene Wolfe
Semans Dental quotes by Anonymous
#23. If I was in the US and had a serious medical condition, I would prefer to fly to Kuala Lumpur, Singapore or Bangkok to receive treatment. Not only would I save thousands of dollars, (even with the airfare), but I think that the care that I would receive would be superior - and this from a nurse-manager retired from the U.S. healthcare system! I would say the same for dental care as well - it's cheap and of a high standard. #Quote by Anonymous
Semans Dental quotes by Tom Robbins
#24. There was no burger so soggy that he would not eat it. No tequila so mean that he would not drink it. No car so covered with birdshit and rust that he would not drive it around town (and if it were a convertible, he'd have the top down, even in rain, even in snow). There was no flag he would not desecrate, no true believer he would not mock, no song he wouldn't sign off-key, no dental appointment he wouldn't break, no child he wouldn't do tricks for, no old person he wouldn't help in from the cold, no moon he wouldn't lie under ... #Quote by Tom Robbins
Semans Dental quotes by Katie Alender
#25. I'd always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through the World's Nastiest Divorce.
Beth went a little nuts.
I don't blame her. When her dad got involved with this twenty-one year old dental hygienist, Beth got involved with the junk food aisle at the grocery store. She carried processed snack cakes the way toddlers carry teddy bears. She gained, like, twenty pounds, but I didn't think it was a big deal. I figured she'd get back to her usual weight once the shock wore off.
Unfortunately, I wasn't the only person who noticed.
May 14 was 'Fun and Fit Day at Surry Middle School, so the gym was full of booths set up by local health clubs and doctors and dentists and sports leagues, all trying to entice us to not end up as couch potatoes. That part was fine. What wasn't fine was when the whole school sat down to watch the eighth-grade cheerleaders' program on physical fitness. #Quote by Katie Alender
Semans Dental quotes by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#26. The number of managers with great track records in a given market depends far more on the number of people who started in the investment business (in place of going to dental school), rather than on their ability to produce profits. #Quote by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Semans Dental quotes by Marshall B. Rosenberg
#27. Very often, the way love is defined, it does violence to both people. It almost makes them a slave to the other. For example, if to be in love, or to be married, it means that I'm responsible for the other person's happiness, now we get into this guilt game, where if they're upset, I'm at fault. Soon, that makes the person we are closest to about as much fun to be around as a prolonged dental appointment. #Quote by Marshall B. Rosenberg
Semans Dental quotes by Bernie Sanders
#28. When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it. #Quote by Bernie Sanders
Semans Dental quotes by Mark Haddon
#29. How often did he feel it now, this gorgeous, furtive seclusion? In the bath sometimes, maybe. Though Jean failed to understand his need for periodic isolation and regularly dragged him back to earth mid-soak by hammering on the locked door in search of bleach or dental floss. #Quote by Mark Haddon
Semans Dental quotes by Frank Zappa
#30. I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? #Quote by Frank Zappa
Semans Dental quotes by Paul Brown
#31. Real anatomy exists in three dimensions, so any time you can view anatomical data in 3D, you'll have a much more accurate picture of the subject, ... Even multiple two-dimensional CT slices can never allow you to understand a subject's dental condition as quickly or as accurately as a quality 3D visualization. #Quote by Paul Brown
Semans Dental quotes by George Orwell
#32. If I'd had a mirror I'd have looked at the whole of myself, though, as a matter of fact, I knew what I looked like already. A fat man of forty-five, in a grey herring-bone suit a bit the worse for wear and a bowler hat. Wife, two kids, and a house in the suburbs written all over me. Red face and boiled blue eyes. I know, you don't have to tell me. But the thing that struck me, as I gave my dental plate the once-over before slipping it back into my mouth, was that it doesn't matter. Even false teeth don't matter. I'm fat - yes. I look like a bookie's unsuccessful brother - yes. No woman will ever go to bed with me again unless she's paid to. I know all that. But I tell you I don't care. I don't want the women, I don't even want to be young again. I only want to be alive. And I was alive that moment when I stood looking at the primroses and the red embers under the hedge. It's a feeling inside you, a kind of peaceful feeling, and yet it's like a flame. #Quote by George Orwell
Semans Dental quotes by Joshua Ferris
#33. Her internalization of Catholicism and its institutional disappointments suited a dental office perfectly, where guilt was often our last resort for motivating the masses. #Quote by Joshua Ferris
Semans Dental quotes by Emma Sweeney
#34. (honest, darling, you're the only dental assistant in my life)(in fact, you're the only girl in my life)(in fact, you're my life). #Quote by Emma Sweeney
Semans Dental quotes by Barbara Elsborg
#35. 'How big's your dick?' Zak blurted.
His father gave a roar of outrage.
'How good's your dental plan?' asked Number Five.
Zak laughed.
'You can't ask that,' his father snapped at his side.
'My favorite composer is Rachmaninov. My last client moved to New Zealand. There's nothing stuck to my shoe. I had fruit for breakfast and I don't waste my time worrying. I make sure there's never anything to worry about.' He walked across the room and put his mouth close to Zak's ear. 'In answer to your last. How responsive's your gag reflex?' #Quote by Barbara Elsborg
Semans Dental quotes by Emily R. Austin
#36. I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be used for several functions besides the maintenance of healthy gums. These apparently include self-harm. When instructed that I was not permitted dental floss because of "risks it raises associated with suicide" I envisioned a noose made entirely of floss. Realizing such a noose would require a dramatic amount of floss to effectively uphold any human person, I brought it to the attention of a nurse.

"I don't believe that even the most practiced engineers could fashion any functioning noose out of a single container of floss," I say.

"People use it to cut themselves," she explained.

"Oh," I replied.

I had just about come to terms with the no-floss rule until the hospital, in a flagrant display of disrespect for its patients, chose to serve us corn on the cob for lunch.

"Are you aware that we are not allowed dental floss?" I yelled at the nurse bringing me the corn. I then threw the corn violently from my plate into the nearest wall. #Quote by Emily R. Austin
Semans Dental quotes by Emo Philips
#37. My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment. #Quote by Emo Philips
Semans Dental quotes by Robert Breault
#38. My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. #Quote by Robert Breault
Semans Dental quotes by Bobby Adair
#39. I wanted so badly to kick in his perfectly white, good dental plan teeth. #Quote by Bobby Adair
Semans Dental quotes by Charlie Chaplin
#40. I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that. They just keep smiling. #Quote by Charlie Chaplin
Semans Dental quotes by Lisa Lutz
#41. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. #Quote by Lisa Lutz
Semans Dental quotes by Joe Dilley
#42. Nobody feels ashamed of going to the dentist; it's socially appropriate to take care of your teeth, even preventively. In short, it's more normal to take care of our dental health than our mental health . . . it's more acceptable to care for our mouths than our minds. #Quote by Joe Dilley
Semans Dental quotes by Gelsey Kirkland
#43. I embarked on a risky course of plastic surgery and silicone injections, major dental realignments and gruesome medical procedures. I pray that young dancers, those who imitate me at their peril, will avoid this blind alley. It is more than a dead end; it is a dead beginning. #Quote by Gelsey Kirkland
Semans Dental quotes by Frank Zappa
#44. Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. #Quote by Frank Zappa

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