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Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Joe Bageant
#1. Somewhere in between are the rest of us natives, in whom such change revives long-buried anger at those faraway people who seem to govern the world: city people, educated city people who win and control while the rest of us work and lose. Snort at the proposition if you want, but that was the view I grew up with, and it still is quite prevalent, though not so open as in those days. These are the sentiments the fearful rich and the Republicans capitalize on in order to kick liberal asses in elections.

The Democrats' 2006 midterm gains should not fool anyone into thinking that these feelings are not still out here in this heartland that has so rapidly become suburbanized. It is still politically profitable to cast matters as a battle between the slick people, liberals all, and the regular Joes, people who like white bread and Hamburger Helper and "normal" beer. When you are looking around you in the big cities at all those people, it's hard to understand that there are just as many out here who never will taste sushi or, in all likelihood, fly on an airplane other than when we are flown to boot camp, compliments of Uncle Sam. Only 20 percent of Americans have ever owned a passport. To the working people I grew up with, sophistication of any and all types, and especially urbanity, is suspect. Hell, those city people have never even fired a gun. Then again, who would ever trust Jerry Seinfeld or Dennis Kucinich or Hillary Clinton with a gun? At least Dick Cheney hunts, #Quote by Joe Bageant
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Karen Chance
#2. My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she'd left it in my care. And it needed a lot of it.
Most importantly, it needed a new roof. There was a worrying stain on the ceiling of my bedroom that had started out roughly the shape of Rhode Island, but now looked more like North Carolina. Another few more days of rain and it was going to be Texas. And then it wouldn't be anything at all because the battered old shingles were going to cave in on my head. #Quote by Karen Chance
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Alan Furst
#3. I could not spend the rest of my life sitting in Brazil writing down who called whom uncle and aunt. #Quote by Alan Furst
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Anthony Doerr
#4. He waits until dark. Marie-Laure sits in the mouth of the wardrobe, the false back open, and listens to her uncle switch on the microphone and the transmitter in the attic. His mild voice speaks numbers into the garret. Then music plays, soft and low, full of cellos tonight . . . #Quote by Anthony Doerr
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Eleanor Roosevelt
#5. I think I have a good deal of my Uncle Theodore in me, because I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. #Quote by Eleanor Roosevelt
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#6. Now she understood that Anna could not have been in lilac, and that her charm was just that she always stood out against her attire, that her dress could never be noticeable on her. And her black dress, with its sumptuous lace, was not noticeable on her; it was only the frame, and all that was seen was she - simple, natural, elegant, and at the same time gay and eager. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Rosten
#7. When in trouble, mumble. #Quote by Leo Rosten
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Frank McCourt
#8. In the high school classroom you are a drill sergent, a rabbi, a shoulder to cry on, a disciplinarian, a singer, a low-level scholar, a clerk, a referee, a clown, a counselor, a dress-code enforcer, a conductor, an apologist, a philosopher, a collaborator, a tap dancer, a politician, a therapist, a fool, a traffic cop, a priest, a mother-father-brother-sister-uncle-aunt, a bookeeper, a critic, a psychologist, the last straw. #Quote by Frank McCourt
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
#9. A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. #Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#10. Patriotism is a survival from barbarous times which must not only be evoked and educated but which must be eradicated by all means - by preaching, persuasion, contempt and ridicule. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#11. The aim of the sinless One consists in acting without causing sorrow to others, although he could attain to great power by ignoring their feelings. The aim of the sinless One lies in not doing evil unto those who have done evil unto him. If a man causes suffering even to those who hate him without any reason, he will ultimately have grief not to be overcome. The punishment of evil doers consists in making them feel ashamed of themselves by doing them a great kindness. Of what use is superior knowledge in the one, if he does not endeavour to relieve his neighbour's want as much as his own? If, in the morning, a man wishes to do evil unto another, in the evening the evil will return to him. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Durocher
#12. You can't get any pictures from way back there. #Quote by Leo Durocher
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Rick Riordan
#13. You teach combat, I guess."
Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. "Why does everyone assume that?"
Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guy's back. "Uh, I don't know. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Paula Hawkins
#14. I can't blame this all for my drinking -- I can't blame my parents or my childhood, and abusive uncle or some terrible tragedy. It's my fault. I was a drinker anyway -- I've always liked to drink. But I did become sadder, and sadness gets boring after a while, for the sad person and for everyone around them. And then I went from being a drinker to being a drunk, and there's nothing more boring than that. #Quote by Paula Hawkins
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Perutz
#15. For it's human nature even in the direst extremity to see a spark of hope and blow it into flames. #Quote by Leo Perutz
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Mark Greaney
#16. Dom appreciated technological advances like this. His uncle had been a spy, sort of, back in the old days - the 1980s. Dom couldn't imagine what that was like, operating against the Soviet Union without a smartphone and worldwide satellite imagery. #Quote by Mark Greaney
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Lisa Kleypas
#17. I didn't want to need you, Leo, I fought so hard to stay standing at the edge of my own life ... when I should have had the courage to walk into yours. #Quote by Lisa Kleypas
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Erik Mcmullen
#18. freedom is what your born with in America, joining the military is how you pay back uncle sam for giving you that freedom #Quote by Erik Mcmullen
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Cassia Leo
#19. With every choice you risk the life you could have had. With every decision you lose it. #Quote by Cassia Leo
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Robert Sellers
#20. He began to get the feeling that dear Uncle Carol "was drifting about in an Edwardian summer #Quote by Robert Sellers
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by J.K. Rowling
#21. You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#22. What are wanted ... are not Constitutions and Revolutions, nor all sorts of Conferences and Congresses, nor the many ingenious devices for submarine navigation and aerial navigation, nor powerful explosives, nor all sorts of conveniences to add to the enjoyment of the rich, ruling classes ... but one thing only is needful: the knowledge of the simple and clear truth ... that for our life one law is valid - the law of love, which brings the highest happiness to every individual as well as to all mankind. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Buscaglia
#23. I was one of those fortunate individuals who grew up in a large, passionate, demonstrative Italian family where we were taught to love as naturally as we breathed and ate giant bowls of pasta! #Quote by Leo Buscaglia
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Pope Leo XIII
#24. For when men know they are working on what belongs to them, they work with far greater eagerness and diligence. Nay, in a word, they learn to love the land cultivated by their own hands, whence they look not only for food but for some measure of abundance for themselves and their dependents. All can see how much this willing eagerness contributes to an abundance of produce and the wealth of a nation. #Quote by Pope Leo XIII
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Sulaiman Dawood
#25. Chester, listen to me!" Uncle Jeff said, holding his face. "It's a sacrifice, for God."
"This is so wrong!" Chester fought back.
"Chester! Be quiet!" he heard his mother's voice from the living room.
"Believe me, Chester. The animal doesn't feel a thing." Uncle Jeff tried to calm him down. "Its soul departs for heaven even before the blade touches its skin." he explained.
"Nice way to rationalize murder," said Chester, walking towards the stairs. #Quote by Sulaiman Dawood
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Hwang Sok-yong
#26. I suppose the time is ripe for them now, for the people who were there. They're ready now, I think. So ... they appear before us as part of their redemption."
"But you and I, we weren't to blame, were we?"
Suddenly slamming his thick palm down on the table, Uncle Some shouted, "Show me one soul who wasn't to blame!" (2007: 162) #Quote by Hwang Sok-yong
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#27. But these were essentially the accoutrements that appeal to all people who are not actually rich but who want to look rich, though all they manage to do is look like each other: damasks, ebony, plants, rugs and bronzes, anything dark and gleaming-everything that all people of a certain class affect so as to be like all other people of a certain class. And his arrangements looked so much like everyone else's that they were unremarkable, though he saw them as something truly distinctive. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Meg Cabot
#28. I was about to order Chinese when I looked out the window and saw you. Hey, do you two want to stay? We're getting moo shu."
It was so like Uncle Chris to go from wanting to beat John up one minute, to inviting him for moo shu the next.
"Uh, maybe," I said. I pointed to the French doors, looking questioningly at John. He nodded. "Let's see how it goes, okay, Uncle Chris?"
"That'd be good," Uncle Chris said. "We could talk all this out."
John followed me inside, Uncle Chris trailing behind us, his expression curious rather than suspicious.
"I hate it when families fight," Uncle Chris was saying. "It makes it so uncomfortable ... "
I suppose I should have counted it lucky that it had been Uncle Chris, and not some other adult, I'd run into first at home. I wasn't sure if it was because of all the years he'd sent out of mainstream society-he still had no idea how to text, or what Google was-or if his personality was really this childlike. #Quote by Meg Cabot
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#29. He is a blond man with pale, swollen face. He is lying on his back, with his left arm thrown out, in a position which is expressive of cruel suffering. His parched, open mouth with difficulty emits his stertorous breathing ; his blue, leaden eyes are rolled up, and from beneath the wadded coverlet the remains of his right arm, enveloped in bandages, protrude. The oppressive odor of a corpse strikes you forcibly, and the consuming, internal fire which has penetrated every limb of the sufferer seems to penetrate you also. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Debra Anastasia
#30. Emme pulled on Cole's hand. "Why are they crying?"
Her uncle bent down. "Well, sometimes when all your dreams come true? The best you can do is cry. It's happy, not sad. #Quote by Debra Anastasia
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Melissa Leo
#31. That's probably the biggest secret of acting: If the actor believes it themselves, they can make you believe it. #Quote by Melissa Leo
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Rick Riordan
#32. The orange and purple ones destroyed my home. Now Ma Gasket will destroy theirs! Do you hear me, Leo? Jason? Piper? I come to annihilate you! #Quote by Rick Riordan
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#33. Science is meaningless because it gives no answer to our question, the only question important for us: 'what shall we do and how shall we live #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Tom Franklin
#34. The seat belt irked his father more than Uncle Colin's not eating meat, because, though his father never said it, Larry knew he considered seat belts cowardly. #Quote by Tom Franklin
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#35. It seems that only God can know the truth; it is to Him alone we
must appeal, and from Him alone expect mercy. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#36. He did what heroes do after their work is accomplished; he died. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Rick Riordan
#37. We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split."
Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia? #Quote by Rick Riordan
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Holmes
#38. The Arabian stellar Gnosis was assimilated by the western occult traditions probably as a consequence of the Crusades. Ironically, the
wars against the pagans and heretics of the Levant ended up with much of their mysticism being successively absorbed by the crusaders and templars themselves. And it happened right under the nose of the church, so much that the arrests, charges and subsequent dissolution only took place three centuries later. #Quote by Leo Holmes
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Laura Lippman
#39. Tess's Uncle Donald winced when he entered the Kibbitz Room at Attman's Delicatessen. The pained expression #Quote by Laura Lippman
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#40. In the city the wretched feel less sad. One can live there a hundred years without being noticed, and be dead a long time before anybody will notice it. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Buscaglia
#41. I've spoken in every state in the union, meeting and hugging the people who later bought my books. I spoke to anybody who wanted to hear me, including 1,000 nuns who could pay me only with homemade bread. #Quote by Leo Buscaglia
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Buscaglia
#42. If you want to learn to love, then you must start the process of finding out what it is, what qualities make up a loving person and how these are developed. Each person has the potential for love. But potential is never realized without work. #Quote by Leo Buscaglia
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Ornstein
#43. Improvisation is terribly haphazard. #Quote by Leo Ornstein
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Leo Tolstoy
#44. The pain did not subside, but Ivan Ilyich forced himself to think he was getting better. And he managed to deceive himself as long as nothing upset him. But no sooner did he have a nasty episode with his wife, a setback at work, or a bad hand at cards, than he immediately became acutely aware of his illness. In the past he had been able to cope with such adversities, confident that in no time at all he would set things right, get the upper hand, succeed, have a grand slam. Now every setback knocked the ground out from under him and reduced him to despair. #Quote by Leo Tolstoy
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Seth Rogen
#45. I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not hearing laughter." It just became deafening, this buzzing noise. I mean, it was brutal. It was really terrible. Then I remember thinking, "At least nobody important, or anyone who I really respect, saw that." And then literally right when I went off the stage, Jerry Seinfeld got up and went on. So I was like, "Oh great. Seinfeld saw me bomb." On the other hand, I thought, "At least no one will be thinking of me anymore. They'll just be focusing on him." #Quote by Seth Rogen
Seinfeld Uncle Leo quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
#46. I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? #Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

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