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Famous Quotes About Santa

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Santa quotes by Barbara Jean Coast
#1. Do you mind? Just drape your arm around her shoulder. That's it. Yes this is good, Mr.Henshaw. Getting your picture taken with Daphne is a great way to introduce you to our set. Welcome to Santa Lucia! #Quote by Barbara Jean Coast
Santa quotes by Greg Fitzsimmons
#2. When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out there for four days. #Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons
Santa quotes by Volker G. Fremuth
#3. A man's ability to give is dwarfed by his ability to take. Those who profit by fulfilling man's need to take by giving will be the most powerful on earth. #Quote by Volker G. Fremuth
Santa quotes by Bill Hader
#4. My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus. #Quote by Bill Hader
Santa quotes by Revilo P. Oliver
#5. Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such a thing should ask it of Santa Claus, in whom they doubtless also believe. #Quote by Revilo P. Oliver
Santa quotes by Salman Rushdie
#6. What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for? #Quote by Salman Rushdie
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#7. If you do not need something that it is still useful, give it to someone who will appreciate it before you douse it in lighter fluid in hopes Santa Odin will put a new one under your Yule tree. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by Cara Santa Maria
#8. I like the fact that people are surprised by my age. I like the fact that I get carded. #Quote by Cara Santa Maria
Santa quotes by William Feather
#9. A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. #Quote by William Feather
Santa quotes by Murray N. Rothbard
#10. It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability nor for the exercise of loving care; government was built for the use of force and for necessarily demagogic appeals for votes. If individuals do not know their own interests in many cases, they are free to turn to private experts for guidance. It is absurd to say that they will be served better by a coercive, demagogic apparatus. #Quote by Murray N. Rothbard
Santa quotes by Jerry Lawler
#11. Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. #Quote by Jerry Lawler
Santa quotes by Soraya Diase Coffelt
#12. [It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus,] is a fun read and a twist on Christmas, because it does involve Santa Claus and Jesus, and it doesn't say that Santa Claus is bad, but it's the child explaining to Santa Claus the true reason for the season is Jesus. #Quote by Soraya Diase Coffelt
Santa quotes by Brittany Cavallaro
#13. My mum was cross with Milo for teasing me. He kept telling me Santa Claus was real. #Quote by Brittany Cavallaro
Santa quotes by Marc Maron
#14. I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.' #Quote by Marc Maron
Santa quotes by Henri J.M. Nouwen
#15. Often hell is portrayed as a place of punishment and heaven as a place of reward. But this concept easily leads us to think about God as either a policeman, who tries to catch us when we make a mistake and send us to prison when our mistakes become too big, or a Santa Claus, who counts up all our good deeds and puts rewards in our stockings at the end of the year. God, however, is neither a policeman nor a Santa Claus. God does not send us to heaven or hell depending on how often we obey or disobey. God is love and only love. In God there is no hatred, desire for revenge, or pleasure in seeing us punished. God wants to forgive, heal, restore, show us endless mercy, and see us come home. But just as the father of the prodigal son let his son make his own decision, God gives us the freedom to refuse God's love, even at the risk of destroying ourselves. Hell is not God's choice. It is ours. #Quote by Henri J.M. Nouwen
Santa quotes by Ken Kesey
#16. The story is told that when Joe was a child his cousins emptied his Christmas stocking and replaced the gifts with horse manure. Joe took one look and bolted for the door, eyes glittering with excitement. 'Wait, Joe, where are you going? What did ol' Santa bring you?' According to the story Joe paused at the door for a piece of rope. 'Brought me a bran'-new pony but he got away. I'll catch 'em if I hurry.' And ever since then it seemed that Joe had been accepting more than his share of hardship as good fortune, and more than his share of shit as a sign of Shetland ponies just around the corner, Thoroughbred stallions just up the road. #Quote by Ken Kesey
Santa quotes by Rick Riordan
#17. Before you descend into the Underworld, you must go to Santa Monica. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Santa quotes by Carl Rollyson
#18. January 26: Marilyn is invited to attend the Foreign Press Association's First Annual International Film Festival at the Club Del Mar in Santa Monica and creates a sensation by wearing an Idaho potato burlap bag designed for her by Billy Travilla. #Quote by Carl Rollyson
Santa quotes by Cecelia Ahern
#19. I love it here in Boston and I love studying medicine. But
it's not home. Dublin is home. Being back with you felt like home. I miss my
best friend.
I've met some great guys here, but I didn't grow up with any of them
playing cops and robbers in my back garden. I don't feel like they are real
friends. I haven't kicked them in the shins, stayed up all night on Santa
watch with them, hung from trees pretending to be monkeys, played hotel,
or laughed my heart out as their stomachs were pumped. It's kind of hard to
beat that. #Quote by Cecelia Ahern
Santa quotes by Penny Reid
#20. Explaining the kiss away via alcohol-induced madness made my head feel better, as though the world had been righted on its axis, and inalienable truths still existed. It also made by heart plus all the girly parts of me fee bad, like when you find out Santa is a myth or that Superman doesn't really exist. #Quote by Penny Reid
Santa quotes by Melody Carlson
#21. You know the real reason we celebrate Christmas, don't you? I mean, beyond Santa Claus and jungle bells and Christmas trees?
You mean because Jesus was born? she asked.
Yes ... but did you ever think how Jesus was born? I mean, have you considered how it was such a humble birth, in a small barn ... how he was laid in a hay trough ... how the Son if almighty God humbled himself to be born in such lowly conditions? Have you thought about it like that? Jesus could have been born in a fine palace. After all, he was the Son of God. But for some reason God chose humble beginnings for His son. Do you ever wonder why? ... I think because God wanted to show that his love could reach to everyone, no matter who they were, from the poorest of poor to great kings. #Quote by Melody Carlson
Santa quotes by Vinnie Jones
#22. There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am. #Quote by Vinnie Jones
Santa quotes by Martin Gore
#23. I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. #Quote by Martin Gore
Santa quotes by Gilbert K. Chesterton
#24. This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so. #Quote by Gilbert K. Chesterton
Santa quotes by Tara Sivec
#25. In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn't my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of crying children in line to see Santa why my kid was screaming 'DON'T GO NEAR HIM! HE'LL EAT YOUR FINGERS!' was no picnic. #Quote by Tara Sivec
Santa quotes by Will Walton
#26. It's nice to meet you, Richard Farm the Third. You like to travel?"

"Well." I tip my head to the side, trying to think. Where have I ever even been outside of Warmouth, other than Farm Farm? "Yeah, I guess I like to travel."

Santa lifts his mug and takes a swig. "Excellent. Seems natural if you like to read. Reading's just another form of travel, after all. #Quote by Will Walton
Santa quotes by David Graeber
#27. Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in Santa suits, take toys from department stores and distribute them to children on the street, partly just so everyone can relish the images of the cops beating down Santa and snatching the toys back from crying children. #Quote by David Graeber
Santa quotes by Shaye Evans
#28. At the beginning of the month I wrote a letter to Santa - I know, childish - but I needed something to hope for, even if it felt silly."
He smiled and shifted to sit by my side, winding his arm around my wait. "Wishing and hoping is never silly, Harper," he whispered, nipping my jaw.
I leaned into his hold and twined our fingers. "I had two things on it: you, and to be accepted." I stared at the black ink marking my letter in my messy handwriting.
He pressed his forehead against my temple. "You were on mine too, only, I didn't send it to Santa. #Quote by Shaye Evans
Santa quotes by Sylvia Earle
#29. Santa Monica Bay is less polluted today than when I first moved to the area in the 1970s, because actions have been taken to avoid putting some of the noxious materials into the sea. I think people are more aware than they once were, the air is cleaner, water generally is, in spite of the fact that there are more people. #Quote by Sylvia Earle
Santa quotes by Vera Nazarian
#30. Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights.
But he jumped too low, and the long fur of his beautiful flowing tail got singed by the rainbow fires of the aurora.
To this day the reindeer has no tail to speak of. But he is too busy pulling the Important Sleigh to notice what is lost. And he certainly doesn't complain.
What's your excuse? #Quote by Vera Nazarian
Santa quotes by Maureen Johnson
#31. I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa. #Quote by Maureen Johnson
Santa quotes by James Lileks
#32. The (campaign) ads all have the same tone - the voice is hushed and amazed when talking about The Enemy, as if you should worry how this amoral, power-mad, extremist puppy-strangler clawed his way out of hell and landed in your district. And the voice is happy and relieved when talking about The Most Noble Candidate, as though he's Santa, Will Rogers and Lincoln all rolled into one. #Quote by James Lileks
Santa quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
#33. Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus. #Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Santa quotes by Michael Palmer
#34. His memory is perfectly clear

and serves no good, no purpose
at all. He has seen things before

(the fly in the bottle,
the indeterminate will).

Santa Muerte, Saint Death,
we pray to you to swallow our breath. #Quote by Michael Palmer
Santa quotes by Tiffany Reisz
#35. Michael fled up the steps and slipped back into their room. He undressed quickly and slid under the covers. Griffin stirred and pulled him close.
"Where did you disappear to?" Griffin asked in a sleepy voice.
"Santa made me blow him before he'd give up the presents. He's too old. Took him forever to come. #Quote by Tiffany Reisz
Santa quotes by William P. Young
#36. I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. #Quote by William P. Young
Santa quotes by Karen Joy Fowler
#37. But the most fantastical of my imaginary worlds turned out to be the one I'd thought was real. As a child, I believed the world was run by competent, sane and benevolent adults. I believed this for much longer than I believed in Santa Claus.
That belief has since gone down like the Titanic (on which I also spent a lot of time as a child). The world is run by nitwits and psychopaths. #Quote by Karen Joy Fowler
Santa quotes by Peter Thiel
#38. A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in the United States. To question education is really dangerous. It is the absolute taboo. It's like telling the world there's no Santa Claus. #Quote by Peter Thiel
Santa quotes by Tim Burton
#39. Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. #Quote by Tim Burton
Santa quotes by Hank Bracker
#40. Christmas, 1492….

Unfortunately, on Christmas morning 1492 Columbus' ship, the Santa María, ran aground on the northern coast of what is now Haiti. Not having any way to refloat her, the crew off-loaded the provisions and equipment from the ship before she broke up. For protection they then built a flimsy fortification on the beach, calling it "La Navidad." With the consent of the local Indian Chief, Columbus left behind 39 men with orders to establish a settlement, and appointed Diego de Arana, a cousin of his mistress Beatriz, as the Governor. #Quote by Hank Bracker
Santa quotes by Augusten Burroughs
#41. Normal people hadn't been molested or reared by a clinically psychotic mother, an alcoholic father, or a perversely mad psychiatrist who wore a Santa hat and performed toilet bowl readings. These were normal people, and I lived among them now. I thought, This must be what I want. #Quote by Augusten Burroughs
Santa quotes by Jimmy Fallon
#42. I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. #Quote by Jimmy Fallon
Santa quotes by Chris Pine
#43. For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in the morning. You'd hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus. #Quote by Chris Pine
Santa quotes by James McAvoy
#44. At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these movies. In 'The Polar Express,' there's a kid that doesn't really believe, and that's the threat to Christmas. In 'Santa Claus: The Movie,' jealousy and greed are threatening to overrun his Christmas. #Quote by James McAvoy
Santa quotes by Leo Santa Cruz
#45. I know who I want to fight, but I don't pick my opponents; I leave it up to my team. They make those kinds of decisions. My job is to fight and win. #Quote by Leo Santa Cruz
Santa quotes by Lemony Snicket
#46. The real Santa Claus is at the mall. #Quote by Lemony Snicket
Santa quotes by Tim Cahill
#47. Hot, dry katabatic winds, like the south foehn in Europe, the sharav in the Middle East, and the Santa Ana of Southern California, are all believed to have a decided effect on human behavior and are associated with such health problems as migraines, depression, lethargy, and moodiness. Some scientists say that this is a myth. #Quote by Tim Cahill
Santa quotes by Shyheim
#48. A born terror, a rebel without a pause ...
Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? #Quote by Shyheim
Santa quotes by Leslie Le Mon
#49. By holiday time, Buena Vista Street felt like Bedford Falls, with its vintage lights and decorations, and a classic Santa Claus listening to children's holiday wishes at Elias & Co. Cocoa clutching---Guests in scarves and parkas filled the streets and shops. #Quote by Leslie Le Mon
Santa quotes by Abraham Robinson
#50. We conclude that, simultaneously with the organization of the colleges, there should be at Santa Cruz an organization by disciplines, whose units would have a voice in appointments and promotions, in course of programs, and in the allocation of funds for research. #Quote by Abraham Robinson
Santa quotes by Tom Perrotta
#51. Unburdening, she'd told Laurie about a vision she'd had when she was four or five years old. Unable to sleep on Christmas Eve, she'd tiptoed downstairs and seen a fat bearded man standing in front of her family's tree, checking items off a list. He wasn't wearing a red suit - it was more like a blue bus driver's uniform - but she still recognized him as Santa Claus. She watched him for a while, then snuck back upstairs, her body filled with an ecstatic sense of wonder and confirmation. As a teenager, she convinced herself that the whole thing had been a dream, but it had seemed real at the time, so real that she reported it to her family the next morning as a simple fact. They still jokingly referred to it that way, as though it were a documented historical event - the Night Meg Saw Santa. #Quote by Tom Perrotta
Santa quotes by Andres Duany
#52. The problem is that one cannot easily build Charleston anymore, because it is against the law. Similarly, Boston's Beacon Hill, Nantucket, Santa Fe, Carmel - all of these well-known places, many of which have become tourist destinations, exist in direct violation of current zoning ordinances. #Quote by Andres Duany
Santa quotes by Barack Obama
#53. Our unalienable right to life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness, those rights were stripped from college kids in Blackburg and Santa Barbara, and from high schoolers at Columbine. And, and from first graders in Newtown, first graders. #Quote by Barack Obama
Santa quotes by Thomas Sowell
#54. Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected. #Quote by Thomas Sowell
Santa quotes by Willa Cather
#55. When the Cathedral bell tolled just after dark, the Mexican population of Santa Fe fell upon their knees, and all American Catholics as well. Many others who did not kneel prayed in their hearts. Eusabio and the Tesuque boys went quietly away to tell their people; and the next morning the old Archbishop lay before the high altar in the church he had built. #Quote by Willa Cather
Santa quotes by Tamara Ireland Stone
#56. I'm going to show you something that will change your whole life. #Quote by Tamara Ireland Stone
Santa quotes by Rudolfo Anaya
#57. 'Bless Me, Ultima' is quite autobiographical in the sense that I was writing a story about my childhood, my hometown where I grew up, Santa Rosa, New Mexico, on Old Highway 66 and the Pecos River. So a great deal of that environment, landscape, people, got thrown in the novel. #Quote by Rudolfo Anaya
Santa quotes by Mindee Arnett
#58. So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world? #Quote by Mindee Arnett
Santa quotes by Kaz Cooke
#59. Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women, inquisitions, castrating child choir singers, the denial of Santa Claus and the support of fascists in power. #Quote by Kaz Cooke
Santa quotes by Fern Michaels
#60. You know what? From now on, I think I'm going to call you Mister Christmas. #Quote by Fern Michaels
Santa quotes by Bill Engvall
#61. I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.. #Quote by Bill Engvall
Santa quotes by Linus Torvalds
#62. OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. #Quote by Linus Torvalds
Santa quotes by Neil Young
#63. One of my favorite album covers is On the Beach. Of course that was the name of a movie and I stole it for my record, but that doesn't matter. The idea for that cover came like a bolt from the blue. Gary and I traveled around getting all the pieces to put it together. We went to a junkyard in Santa Ana to get the tail fin and fender from a 1959 Cadillac, complete with taillights, and watched them cut it off a Cadillac for us, then we went to a patio supply place to get the umbrella and table. We picke up the bad polyester yellow jacket and white pants at a sleazy men's shop, where we watched a shoplifter getting caught red-handed and busted. Gary and I were stoned on some dynamite weed and stood there dumbfounded watching the bust unfold. This girl was screaming and kicking! Finally we grabbed a local LA paper to use as a prop. It had this amazing headline: Sen. Buckley Calls For Nixon to Resign. Next we took the palm tree I had taken around the world on the Tonight's the Night tour. We then placed all of these pieces carefully in the sand at Santa Monica beach. Then we shot it. Bob Seidemann was the photographer, the same one who took the famous Blind Faith cover shot of the naked young girl holding the airplane. We used the crazy pattern from the umbrella insides for the inside of the sleeve that held the vinyl recording. That was the creative process at work. We lived for that, Gary and I, and we still do. #Quote by Neil Young
Santa quotes by Richard P. Feynman
#64. When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler phenomenon to explain how so many children all over the world got presents on the same night! The story had been getting pretty complicated
it was getting out of hand. #Quote by Richard P. Feynman
Santa quotes by Volker G. Fremuth
#65. The people will act on the environment they perceive, not the one that is their reality. #Quote by Volker G. Fremuth
Santa quotes by Pierre Desproges
#66. Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote. #Quote by Pierre Desproges
Santa quotes by Nicki Minaj
#67. I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. #Quote by Nicki Minaj
Santa quotes by Kathleen Brooks
#68. Elle slammed the reindeer cookie cutter down and viciously yanked the extra dough from around it. Her mother, brother, and sisters all stopped to stare at her. "Whoa. Put the reindeer down gently and step away from Santa, #Quote by Kathleen Brooks
Santa quotes by Deyth Banger
#69. Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished! #Quote by Deyth Banger
Santa quotes by Brett Kelly
#70. Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first big thing that I had done. #Quote by Brett Kelly
Santa quotes by Daniel Suarez
#71. Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad. #Quote by Daniel Suarez
Santa quotes by Subhasis Das
#72. Nothing in life is easy, even Santa comes with a clause #Quote by Subhasis Das
Santa quotes by Paramahansa Yogananda
#73. {Yogananda on the death of his dear friend, the eminent 20th century scientist, Luther Burbank}

His heart was fathomlessly deep, long acquainted with humility, patience, sacrifice. His little home amid the roses was austerely simple; he knew the worthlessness of luxury, the joy of few possessions. The modesty with which he wore his scientific fame repeatedly reminded me of the trees that bend low with the burden of ripening fruits; it is the barren tree that lifts its head high in an empty boast.

I was in New York when, in 1926, my dear friend passed away. In tears I thought, 'Oh, I would gladly walk all the way from here to Santa Rosa for one more glimpse of him!' Locking myself away from secretaries and visitors, I spent the next twenty-four hours in seclusion...

His name has now passed into the heritage of common speech. Listing 'burbank' as a transitive verb, Webster's New International Dictionary defines it: 'To cross or graft (a plant). Hence, figuratively, to improve (anything, as a process or institution) by selecting good features and rejecting bad, or by adding good features.'

'Beloved Burbank,' I cried after reading the definition, 'your very name is now a synonym for goodness! #Quote by Paramahansa Yogananda
Santa quotes by Danielle Steel
#74. I brought you some pictures of my work," he said proudly. His name was William Weinstein, which may have explained why he left Jews off his hate list. He had been born in Brooklyn, and moved to Santa Fe ten years before. He took an envelope out of his pocket, rifled through some pictures, and handed them to Paris. They were ten-foot phallic symbols made of clay. The man had penises on the brain. "It's very interesting work," Paris said, pretending to be impressed. "Do you use live models?" she asked more in jest, and he nodded. "Actually, I use my own." He thought that hysterically funny and laughed so hard he almost coughed himself to death. Along with the clay under his nails, enough of it to create another sculpture, his fingers were stained with nicotine. "Do you like to ride?" "Yes, but I haven't in a long time. Do you? #Quote by Danielle Steel
Santa quotes by Richard M. Nixon
#75. It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention of the American people. What is involved is the use of our resources of the sea and of the land in a more effective way and with more concern for preserving the beauty and the natural resources that are so important to any kind of society that we want for the future. The Santa Barbara incident has frankly touched the conscience of the American people. #Quote by Richard M. Nixon
Santa quotes by Susan Casey
#76. UC Santa Cruz biologist had discovered elevated levels of radiation in fish swimming among some of the 47,500 barrels of nuclear waste that the navy had dumped in a 540-square-mile area around the Farallones between 1946 and 1970. #Quote by Susan Casey
Santa quotes by Deyth Banger
#77. People take life as a gift even as a joke. But both cases it's not a gift - how everything is gave, the same moment it can be taken. One moment it's needed to do this and one moment you have. Still thinking it's a joke??
It's not really, Santa Clause is a killer, the guy who ruin everything was by Loverboy he is just kill the all biatches, but he was with Santa Clause they both worked together... (I think that the moment was taken, you don't have it. The Gift is gone, the joke was taken. Because you were wrong!) #Quote by Deyth Banger
Santa quotes by Eliza Crewe
#78. And, like Christmas, Armand has brought gifts. But he is no fat, sweet Santa Claus who rewards the nice; he is the Lord of Misrule, the Abbot of Unreason in charge of scandalous fun. #Quote by Eliza Crewe
Santa quotes by Alfonso Soriano
#79. When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican ... there are not a lot of rich people there. #Quote by Alfonso Soriano
Santa quotes by Chris Dee
#80. It was a part of me that I was taking, this magical part of me that he somehow sparked into being. I wasn't waiting for Santa; I wasn't waiting like some heroine in a romance novel for the tall, dark stranger to make a gift of these feelings he evoked in me, I was taking it, I was claiming this for my own. #Quote by Chris Dee
Santa quotes by Leon Krier
#81. Against expectations I was charmed by Gehry's Edgemar development, which housed the Santa Monica Museum of Art, and positively awed by the Bilbao Guggenheim. That Gehry is a great artist I have no doubt, but talent and determination are no warrant against confusion, nor are they a guaranty to produce great art. #Quote by Leon Krier
Santa quotes by Roz Nay
#82. I believe in soulmates, but my mom says there's no such thing. She says there are tons of people a person could be with, not just one. Believing in a soulmate is like believing in Santa. According to her it's only ever about timing - who you meet and whether you're ready. That's all it is. #Quote by Roz Nay
Santa quotes by Anne Eliot
#83. I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream like it's Christmas morning! Snap out of it. Santa came! Now we get to play with all of our toys! #Quote by Anne Eliot
Santa quotes by Elyse M. Fitzpatrick
#84. Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy, terrifying, magnificent, and loving God of the Bible into Santa and his elves. #Quote by Elyse M. Fitzpatrick
Santa quotes by Maggie Young
#85. But the real show was offstage. Dozens of men lounged along the tables that circled the main attraction. They ranged from eighteen to eighty, skinny to fat, stout to lanky. I saw home in them. I saw fathers, grandfathers, brothers, boyfriends, professors, bosses, and preachers. I imagined their houses, their families, their jobs, the coffee shops where they bought breakfast pastries, the hospitals their children were born in, and their neighborhood route for their dog's morning walk. I saw the gleam in their eyes as the girls swiveled around poles, sashayed in their direction, and sat atop their laps like children visiting Santa Claus. They seemed to love their oriental dolls with a toddler's English fluency. They had their happy endings. They would soon be boarding planes, flying far away from the poverty, the mental and emotional collateral damage, and the possible babies they conceived. Thailand was theirs. It was their escape, their medicine, and their sanctuary of sin. #Quote by Maggie Young
Santa quotes by Sophia Fraioli
#86. MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too. #Quote by Sophia Fraioli
Santa quotes by Tod Machover
#87. I went to the University of California, Santa Cruz for a year, which turned out to be a really vibrant, very intensive intellectual atmosphere where you could do a lot of aspect of music without it being a conservatory. And that's why I went there. #Quote by Tod Machover
Santa quotes by Rod McKuen
#88. Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus. #Quote by Rod McKuen
Santa quotes by Ron Hansen
#89. Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting the sides of the red coat until he contacted a Smith and
Wesson revolver. The boy snatched his hand back as if it were burnt and scowled at the man in the red suit. "You're not Santa Claus; you're Daddy."

Charley called across the room, "He's one of Santa's helpers!"

Jesse sat low in the chair with his boots kicked out, drew off the soft red cap by its cotton ball, then reached out and snuggled Tim close to his chest. He said, "Let me tell you a secret, son: there's always a mean old wolf in Grandma's bed, and a worm inside the apple. There's always a daddy inside the Santa suit. It's a world of trickery. #Quote by Ron Hansen
Santa quotes by Andrew Smith
#90. Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means. #Quote by Andrew Smith
Santa quotes by Jakub Marian
#91. Ho ho ho, tell me why you are not at home' is something Santa Claus could ask you if you stayed in a hotel over Christmas. It is most certainly not the reason why it is called 'hotel', but it will hopefully help you remember that the stress is actually on the second syllable. #Quote by Jakub Marian
Santa quotes by Santa Montefiore
#92. Your life isn't something you can leave behind or run away from, because you are it. People, on the other hand, are another matter altogether. #Quote by Santa Montefiore
Santa quotes by Angela Davis
#93. Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I lecture on various campuses and in various communities across the country and other parts of the world. #Quote by Angela Davis
Santa quotes by A.J. Butcher
#94. I hear Keene's going to be turning up as Santa Claus later, and that's got to be worth seeing." Jake parodied the corporal's voice: "So, little boy, give me your name, rank, number, and what present you want delivered by 0600 Christmas morning. And that's Santa sir to you. #Quote by A.J. Butcher
Santa quotes by Lauren Myracle
#95. mad maddie: I GOT ACCEPTED TO SANTA CRUZ!!!!
SnowAngel: omg!!!
zoegirl: maddie!!!! yay!!!!!
mad maddie: i know! it's incredible!
SnowAngel: *squeals and hugs sweet maddie*
SnowAngel: tell us every single detail!!!
mad maddie: well, i got home from school and saw this big thick envelope on the kitchen counter, with "Santa Cruz Admissions Office" as the return address. i got really fidgety and just started screaming, right there in the house. no one was there but me, so i could be as loud as i wanted.
zoegirl: omg!!!
mad maddie: i took a deep breath and tried to calm down, but my hands were shaking. i opened the envelope and pulled out a folder that said, "Welcome to Santa Cruz!" inside was a letter that said, "Dear Madigan. You're in!"
mad maddie: isn't that cool? i LOVE that, that instead of being all prissy and formal, they're like, "you're in! yahootie!"
SnowAngel: oh maddie, i am sooooo happy for u!
mad maddie: i ran out to my car all jumping and hopping around and drove to ian's, cuz i knew neither of u would be home yet. i showed him my letter and he hugged me really hard and lifted me into the air. it was AWESOME.
zoegirl: i'm so proud of u, maddie!
SnowAngel: me 2! #Quote by Lauren Myracle
Santa quotes by Nolan Bushnell
#96. I founded Atari in my garage in Santa Clara while at Stanford. When I was in school, I took a lot of business classes. I was really fascinated by economics. You end up having to be a marketeer, finance maven and a little bit of a technologist in order to get a business going. #Quote by Nolan Bushnell
Santa quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
#97. Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency. #Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Santa quotes by Bill Gaede
#98. I, faggot Wenqing Kang, Ph. D. in History from UC Santa Cruz, do solemnly swear that homosexual relationships between men are more enjoyable and more harmonious than heterosexual relationships. #Quote by Bill Gaede
Santa quotes by Bill Watterson
#99. CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Santa quotes by Kiersten White
#100. The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. #Quote by Kiersten White
Santa quotes by Jim Lovell
#101. Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus. #Quote by Jim Lovell
Santa quotes by Heinrich Rohrer
#102. In 1974/75, I spent a sabbatical year with Professor Vince Jaccarino and Dr. Alan King at the University of California in Santa Barbara to get a taste of nuclear magnetic resonance. We solved a specific problem on the bicritical point of MnF2, their home-base material. We traded experience, NMR, and critical phenomena. #Quote by Heinrich Rohrer
Santa quotes by Marco Beltrami
#103. I like the scene in the first 'Scream' movie where Sidney gets up, and dusk is falling, and she's looking out at the hills of Santa Rosa, there where it was filmed, and that's where you sort of hear her theme being played out. I always liked that moment because, to me, it became more than just a horror movie. #Quote by Marco Beltrami
Santa quotes by Ludwig Von Mises
#104. The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others. #Quote by Ludwig Von Mises
Santa quotes by James Frecheville
#105. I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5. #Quote by James Frecheville
Santa quotes by Mark Feuerstein
#106. Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike, hike and go running on the beach. I like a nice sunset jog. #Quote by Mark Feuerstein
Santa quotes by Sydney Strand
#107. David Copperfield has no magic in him. I'm talking about Santa flying around the world in one night kind of magic. Pumpkins transformed into coaches kind of magic. #Quote by Sydney Strand
Santa quotes by Shaye Evans
#108. Harper?" Cash murmured after a long moment.
"Hmm?" I turned my head.
"Do you believe in Santa?"
I shifted onto my side to look at him, smiling. "Yeah, I do."
He adjusted his head to look at me. "Even though he's something our parents say isn't real?"
I nodded. "Yeah, definitely. There's usually some kind of truth behind stories."
He looked up to the tree then to me. "Think we can see him tonight?"
I laughed and sat up. "Who? Santa? Why not? It couldn't hurt to try. #Quote by Shaye Evans
Santa quotes by Melissa Tagg
#109. Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let you down. #Quote by Melissa Tagg
Santa quotes by Cecelia Ahern
#110. My dear Rosie,

Unbeknownst to you I took this chance before, many, many years ago. You never received that letter and I'm glad because my feelings since then have changed dramatically. They have intensified with every passing day.
I'll get straight to the point because if I don't say what I have to say now, I fear it will never be said. And I need to say it.
Today I love you more than ever; I want you more than ever. I'm a man of fifty years of age coming to you, feeling like a teenager in love, asking you to give me a chance and love me back.
Rosie Dunne, I love you with all my heart. I have always loved you, even when I was seven years old and I lied about falling asleep on Santa watch, when I was ten years old and didn't invite you to my birthday party, when I was eighteen and had to move away, even on my wedding days, on your wedding day, on christenings, birthdays and when we fought. I loved you through it all. Make me the happiest man on this earth by being with me.
Please reply to me.

All my love,
Alex #Quote by Cecelia Ahern
Santa quotes by Stuart Francis
#111. I don't like good kids being corrupted by bad ones, Santa never does".

The Santa Killer #Quote by Stuart Francis
Santa quotes by Shannon Dermott
#112. Do you need help with anything?" he asked with a wicked arched brow. "Maybe with cookies for Santa."
Scowling because no one was here but us, I said, "You're a bit late for that. Santa already came."
He hadn't moved, but I knew better than to think he would. Flynn was a pro at filling the bubble air space that was meant to be private and personal. "And were you a good girl?" he asked.
Awkwardly folding my arms over my chest, I said, "Not sure, I haven't checked. But you needn't look. We all know you are all bad."
Laughing, he said, "Yeah, well, there are other things worth unwrapping."
Grinding my teeth, I asked, "What, you didn't get your Ho, Ho, Ho, last night?"
Tossing back another full belly laugh, he said, "You know you're kind of funny when you want to be. #Quote by Shannon Dermott
Santa quotes by Thomas Pynchon
#113. The Santa Monica Freeway is traditionally the scene of every form of automotive folly known to man. It is not white and well-bred like the San Diego, nor as treacherously engineered as the Pasadena, nor quite as ghetto-suicidal as the Harbor. No, one hesitates to say it, but the Santa Monica is a freeway for freaks. #Quote by Thomas Pynchon
Santa quotes by Nitya Prakash
#114. I think Santa had the right idea. Visit people only once a year. #Quote by Nitya Prakash
Santa quotes by Samanthe Beck
#115. What are you wearing?" She'd never done this before, but a mutual exchange of information seemed reasonable. "Santa suit. #Quote by Samanthe Beck
Santa quotes by Kathryn Perez
#116. Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic! #Quote by Kathryn Perez
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#117. It's about Nietzsche's theory of universal debt. Your parents make it possible for you to believe a far better myth than Santa. They let you think that you, as a kid, don't owe the world a thing. The world can give you, even if just for a few minutes, utter joy without requiring anything from you. It's not about consumerism. As far as you know, no one buys you these presents. They come out of nothingness, with fantasies of elves attached. You aren't required to be grateful to your parents or anything like that. They can give to you and nothing is required in return. When you get old enough, when you have kids, you get to enact this myth for them. It has nothing to do with any fat man in a red suit, no matter what we tell ourselves. It's about owing nothing, and then realizing that you have to do this job of perpetuating this ... this fantasy world, whether you like it or not. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by Janet Evanovich
#118. Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. #Quote by Janet Evanovich
Santa quotes by Leo Santa Cruz
#119. There are no little fights for me. I consider every fighter dangerous. You lose when you think a fighter is not on your level and then he comes in hungrier than you. That will never happen to me. #Quote by Leo Santa Cruz
Santa quotes by Santa Montefiore
#120. I expect you to get up in the morning, the rest is a surprise! #Quote by Santa Montefiore
Santa quotes by Rachel Cohn
#121. Goodwill to all.' I know it's techinically 'goodwill to all men,' but in my mind, I drop the 'men' because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist. Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd even extend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, those supposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in our big group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stuffed animals. I'm sure Santa would agree. 'Goodwill to all. #Quote by Rachel Cohn
Santa quotes by Claire Cook
#122. It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries. #Quote by Claire Cook
Santa quotes by Laura Gilpin
#123. I live a lonely photographic life here in Santa Fe. I do see Eliot Porter occasionally, and Ansel storms through every so often, otherwise I plug along in my old fashioned way. #Quote by Laura Gilpin
Santa quotes by Andy Partridge
#124. Now that I can see it's the queen's new clothes Now that I can hear all your poison prose Now that I can talk with my tongue unfroze I'm not so sure of Santa or the buck tooth fairy There are no words for me inside your dictionary #Quote by Andy Partridge
Santa quotes by E. M. Forster
#125. My dear sister, I can reassure you. Firstly, the beastly baby is Italian. Secondly, it was promptly christened at Santa Deodata's, and a powerful combination of saints watch over - #Quote by E. M. Forster
Santa quotes by Laurie Halse Anderson
#126. Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you. #Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson
Santa quotes by Christopher Titus
#127. I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. #Quote by Christopher Titus
Santa quotes by Roberto Bolano
#128. I don't know what I'm doing in Santa Teresa," Amalfitano said to himself after he'd been living in the city for a week.
"Don't you? Don't you really?" he asked himself.
"Really I don't," he said to himself. And that was as eloquent as he could be. #Quote by Roberto Bolano
Santa quotes by Tracy McMillan
#129. You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way. #Quote by Tracy McMillan
Santa quotes by Sarah Holman
#130. How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause. #Quote by Sarah Holman
Santa quotes by Santa Montefiore
#131. You bite the bullet and get on with it. One can't expect to be happy all the time ... You expect to be happy, as if it's a right. It's not a right. It's a bonus. The cherry on the cake. #Quote by Santa Montefiore
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#132. The problem is not that Santa stops existing but that we do. The children we are no longer exist, a fact we do not help through immersing ourselves in the repeating cycle of wake, work, dinner, internet, sleep. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by Jennifer L. Scott
#133. But even though our old home had physically seen better days, I knew in that moment that we had taken the soul of that house with us to our new home. And as I branched out and left our small town, I'd taken all the best bits of home life - the essence of its soul - with me wherever I went. It's the soul that matters most, after all. And even though over the years I've lived in everything from a cramped dorm room at school to a grand apartment in Paris and finally to our family town home in Santa Monica, I have taken the soul of home with me, wherever I am. #Quote by Jennifer L. Scott
Santa quotes by Douglas Adams
#134. In Santa Barbara they stopped at a fish restaurant in what seemed to be a converted warehouse.
Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious.
Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed a passing waitress by the arm and berated her.
"Why's this fish so bloody good?" he demanded, angrily.
"Please excuse my friend," said Fenchurch to the startled waitress. "I think he's having a nice day at last. #Quote by Douglas Adams
Santa quotes by Alden Perkes
#135. For months I yearned to see Santa again, mooning for him like a lost love. Then, on Christmas Eve, I was awakened by someone shaking me in my bed. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" a voice said out of the darkness. I felt the giggles rising up in my throat.
But that's another story... #Quote by Alden Perkes
Santa quotes by Charles Schwab
#136. I was about thirteen when I started thinking about the stock market. My dad helped me a little bit. I'd see it in the 'Santa Barbara News-Press.' These prices would change every day - what was that all about? #Quote by Charles Schwab
Santa quotes by Laura Kaye
#137. Jeremy's T-Shirts by book:
Hard As It Gets
"ROUTE 69"
"This guy loves BACON" with two hands with their thumbs pointing back at him
"Orgasm Donor" with a red cross
Big Johnson's Tattoo Parlor, "You're going to feel more than a Little Prick"
"I'm not Santa but you can still sit on my lap"

Hard As You Can
Log-holding beaver that says, "Are you looking at my wood?"
"I put the long in schlong"

Hard to Hold On To
"Blink if you're horny"

Hard to Come By
Hand pointing downward and the words, "May I suggest the sausage?"
Charlie (who starts borrowing Jeremy's t-shirts): A smiling fire extinguished that says, "I put out"
Charlie: Schnauzer wearing a saddle that says, "Weiner Rides, 25 cents"
"HEAD Foundation. Please give generously"
Charlie: Mr. T with the words "Mr. T Shirt"
There's a party in my pants. You're invited. #Quote by Laura Kaye
Santa quotes by Marisa Miller
#138. I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time. #Quote by Marisa Miller
Santa quotes by Matt Groening
#139. Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. #Quote by Matt Groening
Santa quotes by Alice Clayton
#140. I got shagged in Santa Barbara, and all I got was this fantastic orgasm. #Quote by Alice Clayton
Santa quotes by Charles M. Schulz
#141. All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus) #Quote by Charles M. Schulz
Santa quotes by Hidekaz Himaruya
#142. Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence ... ? #Quote by Hidekaz Himaruya
Santa quotes by Kevin Dunn
#143. You read the stories about horses being starved at Santa Anita, but a horse can't starve at Santa Anita! I mean, there's just bags of carrots all over the place; food is everywhere. They don't starve any horses! #Quote by Kevin Dunn
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#144. Isn't Santa just a stand in for the society that has locked them up for formative years? Something that watches and judges, telling them that they got what they deserved based on their behavior? Surely they have to have noticed that Saint Nick, like the judicial system itself, tends to look more favorably upon rich children. He is fat, white, past middle age, and holds all the cards. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by David Levithan
#145. Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) #Quote by David Levithan
Santa quotes by Logan Green
#146. When I went to the University of California, Santa Barbara, in 2002, I decided I wanted to leave my car at home and create an experiment with my own life. I'd only be able to find creative solutions to transportation if I felt the pain of trying to get to downtown at 10 o'clock at night. #Quote by Logan Green
Santa quotes by Sam Logan
#147. Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider the many other similarities between the two figures: both of them are red, both of them like to laugh, both of them give presents to children and both of them are kings of an ungodly underworld of unspeakable horror and suffering. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. #Quote by Sam Logan
Santa quotes by Sam Weller
#148. Ray Bradbury has a vacation house in Palm Springs, California, in the desert at the base of the Santa Rosa mountains. It's a Rat Pack-era affair, with a chrome-and-turquoise kitchen and a small swimming pool in back. #Quote by Sam Weller
Santa quotes by Jennifer Lawrence
#149. Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around. [ ... ] Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking. #Quote by Jennifer Lawrence
Santa quotes by Gerald Peters
#150. With a vintage lens and an eye on regional America, Varjabedian captures both the spirit of place and the sense of enduring culture in the southwest. His imagery comments upon landscape, culture, and how the two influence and imprint each other. Sometimes tinged with religiosity, sometimes humorous, his photographs have an intense clarity that befits his subject: New Mexico. #Quote by Gerald Peters
Santa quotes by Lemony Snicket
#151. Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-"
"It's Herman Melville. #Quote by Lemony Snicket
Santa quotes by Craig Ferguson
#152. You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass. #Quote by Craig Ferguson
Santa quotes by Jean Baudrillard
#153. Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other. #Quote by Jean Baudrillard
Santa quotes by Emo Philips
#154. Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo. #Quote by Emo Philips
Santa quotes by Paul Haggis
#155. Walk through Santa Monica and try to find somebody who knows a young man or woman who's in this war. Here, war is an intellectual concept. If you lose your son or daughter, it's no longer an intellectual matter. #Quote by Paul Haggis
Santa quotes by Bill Maher
#156. What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade! #Quote by Bill Maher
Santa quotes by Ali MacGraw
#157. I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I travel a tremendous amount. I'm in New York and California a lot, but then also I like faraway places a lot. #Quote by Ali MacGraw
Santa quotes by Max Barry
#158. Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but I'm Australian. We have it all: the weather, the beautiful cities, the brand of football that involves neither padding yourself up like Santa Claus nor standing in a line in front of goal and covering your testicles. #Quote by Max Barry
Santa quotes by Marshall Thornton
#159. Does God ever give people exactly what they want?"
"You're thinking of Santa Claus. God gives us what we need. #Quote by Marshall Thornton
Santa quotes by Kyle Dunnigan
#160. Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies. #Quote by Kyle Dunnigan
Santa quotes by Stephen Chbosky
#161. The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because only she would give me socks. #Quote by Stephen Chbosky
Santa quotes by Penny Reid
#162. Bullshit was the adult version of Santa Claus. For reasons I'll never comprehend, the general population seemed to enjoy wallowing, spouting, and believing in bullshit. #Quote by Penny Reid
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#163. Christmas was gluing cotton balls to Santa's beard in Coke ads, sneaking candy canes off the tree daily (that my parents replaced every few nights), enough gift-wrap to wallpaper a room, the terror and delight of knowing a magical being would enter my home while I slept. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by Lee Strobel
#164. Back at my motel, I mentally played back my interview with Boyd. I felt the same way he did: If the Jesus of faith is not also the Jesus of history, he's powerless and he's meaningless. Unless he's rooted in reality, unless he established his divinity by rising from the dead, he's just a feel-good symbol who's as irrelevant as Santa Claus. #Quote by Lee Strobel
Santa quotes by J.D. Robb
#165. Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers. #Quote by J.D. Robb
Santa quotes by Lizzy Ford
#166. Kid, time's up," Hunter said to the boy on Santa's lap.
"I'm not finished!" the boy cried.
Hunter bent over, until their faces were level. The kid reminded him of Cupid,whose chubby face hid a diabolical brain intent on replacing Santa as the most beloved holiday figure. Hunter had lost more than one of his platoon members after they were lured into Cupid's boiling pots of
chocolate. He'd learned not to trust kids.
"If you don't want me to slip you a poison gumdrop in your sleep, get off Santa's lap," Hunter whispered.
The boy burst into tears.
"Next!" Hunter barked. #Quote by Lizzy Ford
Santa quotes by Thomm Quackenbush
#167. The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than generosity. Any Santa who tried it would have gotten a bullet in his holly, jolly keister. #Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
Santa quotes by Eleanor Estes
#168. In Boston one day, she had an unusual experience. While Papa and Auntie Hoyt waited out of sight somewhere, she had to go by herself into a large room in a department store and listen to someone dressed like Santa Claus read a Christmas story and "Twas the Night Before Christmas. This seemed odd to her for at Thanksgiving time, she was not ready for Santa Claus. In Cranbury they got through the turkeys and the pumpkins and the Pilgrims before they brought out the Santa Clauses. She was quite relieved when the whole occasion was over. #Quote by Eleanor Estes
Santa quotes by Gene Autry
#169. Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! #Quote by Gene Autry
Santa quotes by Soraya Diase Coffelt
#170. I discovered that the real meaning of Christmas has nothing to do with you at all. It is about a very special gift. I want to you tell you about this gift. #Quote by Soraya Diase Coffelt
Santa quotes by Joan Didion
#171. It is hard for people who have not lived in Los Angeles to realize how radically the Santa Ana figures in the local imagination. The city burning is Los Angeles's deepest image of itself; Nathanael West perceived that, in The Day of the Locust; and at the time of the 1965 Watts riots what struck the imagination most indelibly were the fires. For days one could drive the Harbor Freeway and see the city on fire, just as we had always known it would be in the end. Los Angeles weather is the weather of catastrophe, of apocalypse, and, just as the reliably long and bitter winters of New England determine the way life is lived there, so the violence and the unpredictability of the Santa Ana affect the entire quality of life in Los Angeles, accentuate its impermanence, its unreliability. The wind shows us how close to the edge we are. #Quote by Joan Didion
Santa quotes by Lianne Oelke
#172. Everyone always insists on telling me what I used to love, and they all think that if I just go back to loving the same things, we can all pretend the Event never happened. Too bad it doesn't work that way. Once a kid discovers Santa isn't real, reminding her how much she used to love Santa isn't going to make her believe again. #Quote by Lianne Oelke
Santa quotes by James Friend
#173. He would be billed, in short, as being something like Jesus Christ, Albert Einstein, Alexander the Great, and Santa Claus all rolled into one. Not #Quote by James Friend
Santa quotes by Pico Iyer
#174. I worry that travel is becoming more a form of consumerism, whether you live in Santa Monica or Shanghai, than a real exercise in curiosity, and that as the world grows more open and available, going to another country will seem more like going to a cool ethnic supermarket or trendy restaurant than a true journey into shock or difference. #Quote by Pico Iyer
Santa quotes by James Gould Cozzens
#175. A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset. Yes, there'll be more war ; and soon, I don't doubt. There always has been. There'll be deaths and disappointments and failures. When they come, you meet them. #Quote by James Gould Cozzens
Santa quotes by Bill Maher
#176. You're either a rationalist, or you're not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say they are rationalists, and have figured out that Santa Claus and Jesus are really the same guy. Now, 20% is hardly a majority. But it's a bigger minority than blacks, jews, homosexuals, NRA members, teachers, or seniors ... and it's certainly enough to stop being shy about expressing the opinion that we're not the crazy ones! #Quote by Bill Maher
Santa quotes by Santa Montefiore
#177. I agree. Each book is like a little world. You can carry it in your hand, and, yet, the space it creates in your mind is infinite. #Quote by Santa Montefiore
Santa quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
#178. Nikhilananda's birthday. Maybe we'd Morris dance, naked, around the base of an old-growth California redwood, its branches lavishly festooned with the soiled hammocks and poop buckets of crunchy-granola tree sitters mentoring spotted owls in passive-resistance protest techniques. You get the picture. In place of Santa Claus, my mom and dad said Maya Angelou kept tabs on whether little children were naughty or nice. Dr. Angelou, they warned me, did her accounting on a long hemp scroll of names, and if I failed to turn my compost I'd be sent to bed with no algae. Me, I just wanted to know that someone wise and carbon neutral - Dr. Maya or Shirley Chisholm or Sean Penn - was paying attention. But none of that was really Christmas. And none of that Earth First! baloney helps out once you're dead and you discover that the snake-handling, #Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Santa quotes by C.K. Walker
#179. Mom says you have to believe in Santa if you want presents on Christmas. #Quote by C.K. Walker
Santa quotes by H.L. Mencken
#180. Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. #Quote by H.L. Mencken
Santa quotes by Jimmy Cannon
#181. He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache ... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party ... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom. #Quote by Jimmy Cannon
Santa quotes by Stephanie Perkins
#182. The pressure is on. They've teased me all week, because I've avoided anything that requires ordering. I've made excuses (I'm allergic to beef," "Nothing tastes better than bread," Ravioli is overrated"), but I can't avoid it forever.Monsieur Boutin is working the counter again. I grab a tray and take a deep breath.
"Bonjour, uh...soup? Sopa? S'il vous plait?"
"Hello" and "please." I've learned the polite words first, in hopes that the French will forgive me for butchering the remainder of their beautiful language. I point to the vat of orangey-red soup. Butternut squash, I think. The smell is extraordinary, like sage and autumn. It's early September, and the weather is still warm. When does fall come to Paris?
"Ah! soupe.I mean,oui. Oui!" My cheeks burn. "And,um, the uh-chicken-salad-green-bean thingy?"
Monsieur Boutin laughs. It's a jolly, bowl-full-of-jelly, Santa Claus laugh. "Chicken and haricots verts, oui. You know,you may speek Ingleesh to me. I understand eet vairy well."
My blush deepends. Of course he'd speak English in an American school. And I've been living on stupid pears and baquettes for five days. He hands me a bowl of soup and a small plate of chicken salad, and my stomach rumbles at the sight of hot food.
"Merci," I say.
"De rien.You're welcome. And I 'ope you don't skeep meals to avoid me anymore!" He places his hand on his chest, as if brokenhearted. I smile and shake my head no. I can do this. I can do this. I can-
#Quote by Stephanie Perkins
Santa quotes by Charles Manson
#183. There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to make me feel remorse for one psychotic episode of (Tex) Watson. #Quote by Charles Manson
Santa quotes by Richard Lamm
#184. Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. #Quote by Richard Lamm
Santa quotes by S.J Perelman
#185. Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory. #Quote by S.J Perelman
Santa quotes by Francesca Lia Block
#186. On the way to Santa Cruz Dirk and Duck stopped along the coast to surf. They stopped so many times to surf and eat (they finished the avocado sandwiches in the first fifteen minutes and bought sunflower seeds, licorice, peaches, and Foster's Freeze soft ice cream along the way) that they didn't get to Santa Cruz until late that night. #Quote by Francesca Lia Block
Santa quotes by Ralph Ellison
#187. My emotions locked, as I saw her lipstick lying on the table and grabbed it, saying, "Yes, yes," as I bent to write furiously across her belly in drunken inspiration:
SYBIL, YOU WERE RAPED
BY
SANTA CLAUS
SURPRISE
and paused there; trembling above her, my knees on the bed as she waited with unsteady expectancy. It was purplish metallic shade of lipstick, and as she panted with anticipation the letters stretched and quivered, up hill and down dale, and she was lit up like a luminescent sign. #Quote by Ralph Ellison
Santa quotes by Roy Blount, Jr.
#188. Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. #Quote by Roy Blount, Jr.
Santa quotes by Cara Santa Maria
#189. Good skin makes me feel pretty, and it makes me feel healthy, and it makes me feel happy. #Quote by Cara Santa Maria
Santa quotes by David Levithan
#190. Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience. #Quote by David Levithan
Santa quotes by Andrew Barrett
#191. It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle. #Quote by Andrew Barrett
Santa quotes by Marilyn Manson
#192. But through years of myth-making and fear-sowing, Christianity meta-morphosed antichrists into a single Antichrist, an apocalyptic villain and Christian bogeyman used to scare people as much as Santa Claus is used to regulate children's behavior. After years of studying the concept, I began to realize the Antichrist is a character--a metaphor--who exists in nearly all religions under different names, and maybe there is some truth in it, a need for such a person. But from another perspective, this person could be seen as not a villain but a final hero to save people from their own ignorance. The apocalypse doesn't have to be fire and a brimstone. It could happen on a personal level. #Quote by Marilyn Manson
Santa quotes by David Levithan
#193. there's no such thing as a fuck cure. a fuck cure is like the adult version of santa claus #Quote by David Levithan
Santa quotes by Jonathan Tropper
#194. The gravedigger looks like Santa Claus, and I don't believe for a minute he doesn't know it. With his long white beard and stout build, he has to know the effect of wearing a red and white anorak and how inappropriate the whole getup looks in the Mount Zion Cemetery. #Quote by Jonathan Tropper
Santa quotes by Elise Broach
#195. I wrote my senior essay on the Santa Fe Writer's Colony and my dissertation on sacred landscapes - the Grand Canyon, the Dakota Badlands. As a setting, I love the West. I just love that western landscape. #Quote by Elise Broach
Santa quotes by Brom
#196. Santa Claus ran his finger across the rough parchment, lightly tracing the inscription below. "Charity unto others brings its own reward," he whispered. #Quote by Brom
Santa quotes by Adrianne Brooks
#197. It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you'd always thought he would be…but that he had terminal cancer and would be gone by the end of the month. My inner child just got raped by reality. #Quote by Adrianne Brooks
Santa quotes by J.C. Herz
#198. And like the kids who'd taught Greg Glassman how to do gymnastics in the park, they were one another's teachers. "Coach believed that the moment you learned something, you had the responsibility to teach it," Amundson recalled in an account of CrossFit's founding days.7 "Everyone at CrossFit Santa Cruz learned the intricacies of the foundational movements, with the expectation they would teach the skills to others. #Quote by J.C. Herz
Santa quotes by Hemant Mehta
#199. We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! #Quote by Hemant Mehta
Santa quotes by Inara George
#200. I was raised in Topanga Canyon. It's an eclectic community up in the Santa Monica mountains. A lot of musicians lived there - Joni Mitchell, Neil Young - as well as artists and craftspeople. #Quote by Inara George

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