Samama K C K Quotes

#1. Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. #Quote by Mike Birbiglia

#2. With wolves, solidarity is first but when they hunt, they change roles. The implicit hierarchy depends on who does what. In an organization one unique person makes a difference, but you need teamwork to make it happen. #Quote by C. K. Prahalad

#3. Last year in the region where we live part of the year there were violent windstorms, whole forests were leveled, two- and three-hundred-year-old trees torn up by the roots and tossed aside, houses sliced almost in half by the once-sheltering giants flung down through their roofs. Yesterday another storm, powerful but less so, took down no trees. The ground, though, is littered with leaves, as though autumn had arrived, but the leaves are still green, still alive, many torn away in clumps, with the twigs still intact that attached them to their branches. There's something disconsolate about them - the desiccated leaves of autumn always appear to have found the place to which they've been destined, but these don't seem to grasp what's happened to them: they lie on the ground at awkward angles, like things wounded that haven't completely given in to death and don't know yet they must. #Quote by C. K. Williams

#4. I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#5. lounging around the pull #Quote by C.K. Murray

#6. When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#7. Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#8. Educational life is pretty awesome #Quote by K.C Tshwaane

#9. There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#10. Half an ass," he mutters, or at least that's what it sounds like. In my opinion it doesn't really pack a whole lot of punch, but apparently I'm wrong and being called "half an ass" is the new mother of all insults because everyone else is riled.
Especially Nate, who looks like he's a split second away from rearranging Xaevier's face. #Quote by K.C. King

#11. What are you doing eight
states away from home, Mr. Noel Springs? What's your story?"
"Short version?"
I couldn't resist flirting, just a little. "Long. Short. Whatever ya
got. #Quote by K.C. Kendricks

#12. I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#13. Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#14. Imagining the future may be more important than analysing the past. #Quote by C. K. Prahalad

#15. That catharsis is really the core of the incredibly personal comedy of Louis C.K. or Marc Maron or whatever. And look - I find it fascinating that I'm sitting here talking about some of these things, and not to low tones, and my kids are in the other room. I have to trust that if they hear what I'm saying and they have questions about it, I'll be able to answer it, and that's fine. But that's part of the scariness of it - the reality of opening up my own life and my own feelings. #Quote by John Hodgman

#16. You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#17. A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#18. I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, "You hips. You hips need to get it together." #Quote by Louis C.K.

#19. I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#20. Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#21. Nothing like a cuddly racist to make a person feel better about herself. #Quote by K.C. Dyer

#22. I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#23. The whole point is I'm trying to get you to see-to get you out of this malaise of thinking that Jesus and the disciples were poor and then relating that to you thinking that you, as a child of God, have to follow Jesus. The Bible says that He has left us an example that we should follow His steps. That's the reason why I drive a Rolls Royce. I'm following Jesus' steps. #Quote by Frederick K. C. Price

#24. Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#25. I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' #Quote by Louis C.K.

#26. All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#27. Was it possible? Could he be supernatural? Did supernatural beings sit meditating within two feet of humans on the beach? #Quote by K.C. King

#28. Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in. #Quote by Louis C.K.

#29. Lydia shrugged. "At least we'll have some stories to tell after graduation."
"These aren't the kind of stories I want to tell. #Quote by C.K. Walker

#30. I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities. Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like 'Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.' #Quote by Louis C.K.

#31. Sometimes we disassociates from the past in order to face the future without fear. #Quote by K.C. Rhoads