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Salami quotes by Hedrick Smith
#1. Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka. #Quote by Hedrick Smith
Salami quotes by Eric Carle
#2. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. #Quote by Eric Carle
Salami quotes by Art Donovan
#3. The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. #Quote by Art Donovan
Salami quotes by John William Tuohy
#4. One afternoon Walter brought Izzy to the house for lunch and, pointing to me, he said to Izzy, "He's one of your tribe."
Dobkins lifted his head to look at me and after a few seconds said, "I don't see it."
"The mother's a Jew," Walter answered, as if he were describing the breeding of a mongrel dog.
"Then you are a Jew," Izzy said, and sort of blessed me with his salami sandwich. #Quote by John William Tuohy
Salami quotes by Allan Sherman
#5. Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. #Quote by Allan Sherman
Salami quotes by Timothy Snyder
#6. salami tactics - slicing off layers of opposition one by one. #Quote by Timothy Snyder
Salami quotes by Cassandra Clare
#7. Alec is brave, and he's good, and he's loyal, and like all Lightwoods he has cheekbones you could use to slice salami. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Salami quotes by George Friedman
#8. And from this story I learned about the geopolitics of taking out one's salami. #Quote by George Friedman
Salami quotes by Kevin Hearne
#9. This guy is pretty slick, Atticus. What else do you think he has in his pockets? Maybe a thick salami for me?> I almost dropped the goblets. Gods, Oberon, it's a good thing no one can hear you. It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay? Especially this guy. Laughter bubbled forth from Jesus as he poured two generous shots for us. "I like your hound, Siodhachan." He turned his head a bit to address him. "Hello, Oberon. I can hear what you say as well, and I tell you truly, I have nothing against salami itself. It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue. Fortunately for us, there is little doubt regarding the right course of action in this situation." He pulled a long soppressata from the same pocket that had produced the goblets. #Quote by Kevin Hearne
Salami quotes by Stephen King
#10. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. #Quote by Stephen King
Salami quotes by Howard Dean
#11. I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. #Quote by Howard Dean
Salami quotes by Janet Evanovich
#12. Ranger isn't my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't play hide the salami once in a while. #Quote by Janet Evanovich
Salami quotes by Ellen Barkin
#13. I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed. #Quote by Ellen Barkin
Salami quotes by Gail A. Eisnitz
#14. One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog's nose, just like a piece of salami. The hog went crazy for a few seconds. Then it sat there looking kind of stupid. So I took a handful of salt and rubbed it on the wound. Now that hog really went nuts. It was my way of taking out frustration. Another time, there was a live hog in the pit. It hadn't done anything wrong, wasn't even running around. It was just alive. I took a three-foot chunk of pipe and I literally beat that hog to death. It was like I started hitting the hog and I couldn't stop. And when I finally did stop, I'd expended all this energy and frustration, and I'm thinking what in God's sweet name did I do. #Quote by Gail A. Eisnitz
Salami quotes by Ernest Cline
#15. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe. It #Quote by Ernest Cline
Salami quotes by Mario Batali
#16. To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami. #Quote by Mario Batali
Salami quotes by Lynsay Sands
#17. I wanted to get you flowers but none of the flower shops are open at this hour. I checked six all-night variety stores before finding any at all and this was the best of the-"
"They're lovely," Rachel interrupted as she took the flowers. Limp and sad-looking as they were, they truly were lovely to Rachel. They represented hope, and she accepted them gladly, offering a shy smile as she lifted them to her face and sniffed the delicate bouquet of- "Salami?"
They were kept in the deli fridge," he muttered, looking embarrassed. #Quote by Lynsay Sands
Salami quotes by Mark Kurlansky
#18. It became a requirement of prosciutto di Parma that it be made from pigs that had been fed the whey from Parmesan cheese. Less choice parts of pigs fed on this whey qualified to be sent to the nearby town of Felino, where they were ground up and made into salami. (The word salami is derived from the Latin verb to salt.) #Quote by Mark Kurlansky
Salami quotes by Kevin Hearne
#19. It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay? #Quote by Kevin Hearne
Salami quotes by Erich Kastner
#20. Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they now? Only those who grow up and still remain children are real human beings. #Quote by Erich Kastner
Salami quotes by Duffy Brown
#21. I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from? #Quote by Duffy Brown
Salami quotes by Jackie Mason
#22. While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami. #Quote by Jackie Mason
Salami quotes by Louis De Bernieres
#23. Psipsina emerged from inside the tunic, and jumped up on the table in order to curl up inside the cap, which had been her favourite resting place ever since she discovered the joys of contortionism; she filled it and overflowed from it in such a tangle and jumble of whiskers, ears, tail and paws that it was impossible to tell which part of her was which, and she slept in it because it reminded her of gifts of salami and chicken skins. #Quote by Louis De Bernieres
Salami quotes by Matt Fitzgerald
#24. Refined grains (regular old spaghetti being an example), fatty meats (hard salami), sweets (blueberry pie), and fried foods (bacon) are not poisonous. They are foods that just happen to be less wholesome than some other foods. There #Quote by Matt Fitzgerald
Salami quotes by Alan King
#25. As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. #Quote by Alan King
Salami quotes by Candace Vianna
#26. We worked side by side building our sandwiches. Mine, just a few modest layers of meat and cheese, with a bit of lettuce for some added crunchiness; his, a Dagwood, piled high with turkey, ham, salami, lettuce, tomatoes, two kinds of cheese, and - were those jalapenos - with a teetering slice of bread carefully placed on top - there's no way that's going to fit into his mouth - he admired it for a moment then using his giant paw, smashed it into submission. #Quote by Candace Vianna
Salami quotes by Elif Batuman
#27. The ferry back to Budapest was full of reveling women in their fifties. Elbows linked, they danced, stomped, sang, and coughed. In the bar, they banged bottles against the counter. The few men in their party were slumped at the tables, heads buried in their arms. Only two were sitting upright, addressing a salami of durable appearance with a pocketknife. #Quote by Elif Batuman
Salami quotes by Boris Fishman
#28. A sack of salami, black bread, hard-boiled eggs, thick-skinned tomatoes, peaches, and apples: lunch on the beach. One afternoon, I was so dazed from the sun that I drained the water in the cup the adults had left out before they headed down to the water. But Soviet people didn't drink water with their meals - 'It'll just take up room in your stomach,' Faina had explained once - and I, smashed from the vodka, collapsed under the little table and was snoring like a hopeless drunk, sand in my mouth, when the big people returned. #Quote by Boris Fishman
Salami quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
#29. Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. #Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
Salami quotes by Lorena Cassady
#30. When you got back to his apartment, the flamenco dancers were still stomping around in the restaurant upstairs. Moriarity pushed a bottle of cheap Sauterne and sliced salami across the kitchen table. A large cockroach fell from the top of the refrigerator and landed with a click on the scarred linoleum floor. You lifted both your feet and curled your toes. #Quote by Lorena Cassady
Salami quotes by Gail Simmons
#31. I cannot go to Montreal without going to Beauty's, my favorite place for breakfast, where I have the Mish-Mash omelet with hot dogs, salami, eggs, green peppers, and onions, and the best banana bread in the world. It's legendary! #Quote by Gail Simmons
Salami quotes by Daniel Klawitter
#32. A Short Ode To Sausage

"Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages
as relics from a kind of nutritional Dark Ages"…---Charles Simic, poet.


Theologically, I'd say I was predestined
to eat animals carefully stuffed
inside their own intestines.

I'm the first to eat knockwurst,
and the last in a cholesterol tsunami
to relinquish my salami to the authorities.

Whether beef, lamb or pork--
it will end up on my fork.
(I'm clear about my priorities.)

And for those who go into hysterics
proclaiming sausages barbaric,
I want you to understand:

That though you might be leaner
you can only have my wiener
if you pry it from my cold dead hands. #Quote by Daniel Klawitter
Salami quotes by Kevin Hearne
#33. It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue. #Quote by Kevin Hearne
Salami quotes by Sharon Jones
#34. As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff. I can't eat processed food. I've got to find local farmers and get natural foods. #Quote by Sharon Jones
Salami quotes by Svetlana Alexievich
#35. A bottle of vodka costs as much as a coat used to. And something to snack on? Half a kilo of salami is half a month's pension. #Quote by Svetlana Alexievich

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