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#1. When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#2. I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#3. Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#4. My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#5. Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#6. Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#7. I write my own tweets. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#8. When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#9. Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#10. I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#11. You know what's funny to me? Attitude. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#12. I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#13. I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#14. When I'm onstage, I'm acting. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#15. I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#16. I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#17. When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#18. Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#19. I do situations and make fun of authority and life. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#20. My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#21. The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#22. I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#23. When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend ... well, a legend, anyhow. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#24. I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs around there that don't exist anymore. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#25. No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#26. I don't like to compare myself with anybody. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#27. When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#28. I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#29. When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#30. So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#31. Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#32. I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#33. Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#34. My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#35. I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#36. To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#37. My whole act is off the top of my head. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#38. If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#39. I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#40. My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#41. I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#42. You've got to be able to sell yourself. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#43. The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#44. An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#45. I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#46. I still have drive, but everything is relative. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#47. Sinatra was somebody special. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#48. I've never had a written script. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#49. I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#50. Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#51. When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#52. I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#53. If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#54. Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#55. It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#56. If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#57. When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#58. Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#59. Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your sense of humor go there. I mean there's no sense hiding what you feel. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#60. Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#61. I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#62. I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#63. I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#64. I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#65. You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#66. Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#67. I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#68. You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#69. It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#70. Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#71. You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#72. In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#73. Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#74. I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headliner. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#75. Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#76. In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#77. Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#78. The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#79. I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#80. My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#81. I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#82. I was a mother's boy. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#83. The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#84. Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#85. Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#86. I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#87. Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#88. I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#89. I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#90. People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#91. Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#92. I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#93. I'm always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that's ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know. #Quote by Don Rickles
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#94. Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. #Quote by Don Rickles
Rickles Don quotes by Jeaniene Frost
#95. See, Don, I have this question, and I hope you'll be honest with me."
He pulled at the end of his eyebrow. "I think you know you can count on my honesty."
"Can I?" I asked with an edge. "All right, then tell me: How long have you been fucking me?"
That caused him to stop tugging his brow. "I don't know what you're saying - "
"Because if I was going to fuck you," I interrupted, "I'd get a bottle of gin, some Frank Sinatra music ... and a crash cart for the heart attack you'd have. But you, Don, you've been fucking me for years now, and I haven't gotten any liquor, music, flowers,
candy, or anything! #Quote by Jeaniene Frost
Rickles Don quotes by Delano Johnson
#96. You have to protect a woman. You don't damage her body, You don't damage her mind, and most of all, you don't damage her heart! #Quote by Delano Johnson
Rickles Don quotes by Robert Zuppke
#97. We don't care how big or strong opponents are as long as they are human. #Quote by Robert Zuppke
Rickles Don quotes by Nate Lowman
#98. A lot of people use a smiley face when they write letters. But it's this huge insane compulsion, like 'I'm happy! I swear!' I'm not buying it. #Quote by Nate Lowman
Rickles Don quotes by Don Nelson
#99. I spent 50 years in the NBA. Can you imagine doing something that you love the most in the entire world and doing it for your entire life and, besides that, getting a pile of money for it? It's unbelievable. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. And I know it. #Quote by Don Nelson
Rickles Don quotes by Don Zimmer
#100. Baseball will miss Steinbrenner. He did a lot of great things-and some not so great-but it's a sad day for baseball, no doubt about it. He was a winner, and he made the Yankees a winner. #Quote by Don Zimmer
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#101. She saw the normative life of the planet, business people crossing streets beneath glass towers, the life of sitting on buses that take you logically to destinations, the unnerved surface of rolling plausibly along. #Quote by Don DeLillo
Rickles Don quotes by Don McLean
#102. Faces come and faces go in circular rotation.But something yearns within to grow beyond infatuation. #Quote by Don McLean
Rickles Don quotes by Mickey Mantle
#103. The biggest game I ever played in was probably Don Larsen's perfect game. #Quote by Mickey Mantle
Rickles Don quotes by Donald Keough
#104. Don Keough's (CEO Coca-Cola) 11 Rules on "HOW TO LOSE": 1. Stop taking risks 2. Be content 3. Never deviate from what the founder did 4. Be inflexible 5. Rely totally on research and experts 6. Concentrate on competitors instead of your customers 7. Put yourself - not the customer - first 8. Solve administrative concerns first 9. Let others do your thinking for example, headquarters 10. Rely on T-G-E: "That's Good Enough" and T-N-M-J: "That's Not My Job!" 11. Rationalize slow growth #Quote by Donald Keough
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#105. I used to think it was possible for an artist to alter the inner life of the culture. Now bomb-makers and gunmen have taken that territory. #Quote by Don DeLillo
Rickles Don quotes by Don Yaeger
#106. Magic Johnson was in the seventh year of his Hall of Fame career when thoughts of his basketball afterlife led him to the office of uber-executive Michael Ovitz, co-founder of Creative Artists Agency, Hollywood's most powerful agency. #Quote by Don Yaeger
Rickles Don quotes by Don Kardong
#107. No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success, although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes. #Quote by Don Kardong
Rickles Don quotes by Robert Irvine
#108. I don't consider myself a rock star chef, I really don't. I cook for a living and I try to help out as many people as I can in my life and that's all I care about. I don't care about the fame of television, I use to a lot. #Quote by Robert Irvine
Rickles Don quotes by Don Maruska
#109. Take 5 is the practice if spending 5 minutes a day giving focused attention to your hopes for your talent. #Quote by Don Maruska
Rickles Don quotes by Richard Branson
#110. Universities are fantastic places to gain knowledge on a subject, develop a personal network, explore your character and learn new techniques to approach problems. I do however believe that there is a strong argument for students who have an idea they are passionate about to just try and turn it into a reality. I fell into this category and I don't regret not going to University. #Quote by Richard Branson
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#111. I looked for company and i found myself. #Quote by Pushpa Rana
Rickles Don quotes by Roger Daltrey
#112. I don't care what people say about me. #Quote by Roger Daltrey
Rickles Don quotes by Asa Don Brown
#113. Self-esteem is a barometer of your overall internal makeup. #Quote by Asa Don Brown
Rickles Don quotes by Don Lee
#114. If they haven't compromised themselves already, in their hearts they want to, because being true to one's art, keeping the dream alive, is utterly exhausting. #Quote by Don Lee
Rickles Don quotes by Mother Angelica
#115. Everything starts with one person ... I don't care if you're 5 or 105, God from all eternity chose you to be where you are, at this time in history, to change the world. #Quote by Mother Angelica
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#116. The term "flying saucer" seems to have been coined by accident. Arnold told reporters that the nine objects he saw were flat and shiny like a pie pan and that they looked like a little fish flipping in the sun. #Quote by Don Lincoln
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#117. The excitement of theatre is palpable but the frustrations, and the complete absence of a definitive evening - the play as text means practically nothing in a way - , there's no particular performance that is definitive in the way a novel is a solid object you hold in your hands and here it is. You can't say that about a play. If the novel gives us a sense of throbbing consciousness, theater is pure soul, beautiful and elusive. #Quote by Don DeLillo
Rickles Don quotes by John Lydon
#118. Move to Italy. I mean it: they know about living in debt; they don't care. I stayed out there for five months while I was making a film called 'Order Of Death,' and they've really got it sussed. Nice cars. Sharp suits. Great food. Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living! #Quote by John Lydon
Rickles Don quotes by Don Feder
#119. What is a left-wing socialist but a Marxist without a gun? #Quote by Don Feder
Rickles Don quotes by Damon Lindelof
#120. I would say that my fatal flaw, as a human being, is that I need people to like me, and if they don't like me, I will obsess over it - and try to change my personality until they like me - even if they don't like me for reasons that have nothing to do with me, and even if they're strangers. #Quote by Damon Lindelof
Rickles Don quotes by Don Marquis
#121. There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble. #Quote by Don Marquis
Rickles Don quotes by Don Lemna
#122. He [Pat] pushed a little wheat onto the edge of the shovel, then swung the thing around with such sudden force that the wheat might have actually made it onto the truck, if only he hadn't let go of the shovel. But he did let go of it, and it went sailing through the air like a silver spaceship until my forehead stopped it.

"You've killed me!" I cried. I slipped down onto the pile of wheat, blinking wildly and clutching at my wounded forehead.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" he shouted.

I felt quite numb all over, as if I weren't really there.

"I see three angels with golden trumpets," I informed him.

At this point he began to blubber.

"Don't die!" he cried.

"It's too late. I responded. "You've killed me, and now I'm going to die.

"They'll probably hang you," I added as an afterthought. #Quote by Don Lemna
Rickles Don quotes by Winston S. Churchill
#123. Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. #Quote by Winston S. Churchill
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#124. I want to put your voice back inside your body, where it belongs. #Quote by Don DeLillo
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#125. Pain is just another form of information. #Quote by Don DeLillo
Rickles Don quotes by Viveca Benoir
#126. There was a red snake of blood symbolizing her life, and its end. #Quote by Viveca Benoir
Rickles Don quotes by Nico Di Angelo(Rick Riordan)
#127. And where does that leave me? #Quote by Nico Di Angelo(Rick Riordan)
Rickles Don quotes by Don DeLillo
#128. I want to die and be finished forever. Don't you want to die?" he said. "I don't know." "What's the point of living if we don't die at the end of it?" In #Quote by Don DeLillo

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