Raboy Urologist Quotes

#1. The rest of August passes with Xerox monotony, each day a photocopy of the one before as I wait until my first gig. The only thing I'm learning working for the Agent of Evil is that bitterness is a contagious disease, a virus spread by aural contact. I try to remain immune by embracing my alter ego, telling myself that it's not Edward Zanni who has to deliver a cup of Irving's pee to his urologist on a sweltering subway; it's Alan, Lucifer's piss boy.

It doesn't work. #Quote by Marc Acito

#2. Oh my, did you have another accident? It's a good thing I made that urologist appointment, #Quote by Tara Sivec

#3. As a pregnant urologist,… I was often asked by hospital workers and physicians if I was going to circumcise the baby. I always answered a simple "no" immediately, without adding the unnecessary caveat that I already knew I was carrying a girl. Knowing that in some parts of the world circumcising girls (female genital mutilation) is as common a practice as circumcising boys, I wanted to use this to spark rethinking every chance I had. When the questioner would find out I knew I was having a girl and tried to use that to explain my choice to not circumcise, I told them, "I wouldn't circumcise if the child were a boy, either. #Quote by Adrienne Carmack

#4. My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all. #Quote by Katharine Hepburn

#5. The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist. #Quote by Bob Saget

#6. Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist. #Quote by Emo Philips

#7. When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I'm going to ask him if he's the urologist. #Quote by Jarod Kintz