Professor Iain Stewart Quotes

#1. And there will be no waste, I promise you," he went on, waving his finger in the air as he got into his stride.
"You see, the trouble with the professor is that, once he stops for lunch, he tends to lose interest. He drinks a good deal, you know," he confided. "What's left over gets thrown away or gnawed by rats in the basement. Whereas I will pickle you ... "
"I beg your pardon?" Prestcott said weakly.
"Pickle you," Lower replied enthusiastically. "It is the very latest technique. If we joint you and pop you into a vat of spirits, you will keep for very much longer. #Quote by Iain Pears

#2. Professor McGonagall says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the hat isn't screaming too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote. #Quote by Eliezer Yudkowsky

#3. I think I'm a bit less inhibited, and not thinking too much before speaking. It's not about being shameful, I'm just a bit more unabashedly myself because of this thing, and it probably started at age 15. I can be around people and say what I think without fear. #Quote by Kristen Stewart

#4. I'm not sure if I'm most happy when I'm comfortable and content or when I'm pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy, and I really appreciate both. #Quote by Kristen Stewart

#5. Every summer, I regret that I didn't become a college teacher. Such a sweet life! With all that vacation time! You'll never get me to believe that being a tenured professor at a good college is anything but Heaven on earth. #Quote by Michael Dirda

#6. There's something very ... I don't know; primitive, perhaps, about you, Gurgeh. You've never changed sex, have you?' He shook his head. 'Or slept with a man?' Another shake. 'I thought so,' Yay said. 'You're strange, Gurgeh.' She drained her glass. #Quote by Iain Banks

#7. I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny. #Quote by Kristen Stewart

#8. Yes sir, the fish was left in place of the crystal ball. It's been bagged and tagged for analysis.
Great. Now we have another red herring on our hands. #Quote by A.F. Stewart

#9. The last place I would ever want to go is prison. #Quote by Martha Stewart

#10. That was how divorced from the human scale modern warfare had become. You could smash and destroy from unthinkable distances, obliterate planets from beyond their own system and provoke stars into novae from light-years off ... and still have no good idea why you were really fighting. #Quote by Iain Banks

#11. All buildings are predictions. All predictions are wrong. #Quote by Stewart Brand

#12. SQUATS, Clementine! And don't stop until class is over. You legs look like they'd snap under the weight of a sack of flour. How do you walk around on those things?"
"I don't know, Professor. One foot in front of the other, I guess. #Quote by Christine Manzari

#13. I recited and followed this song-of-the-places-in-between as a map. #Quote by Rory Stewart

#14. Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. #Quote by Jon Stewart

#15. Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay. #Quote by Rod Stewart

#16. Tantrums are a noble and time-tested strategy,she said airily. Particularly if you have a good set of lungs and are facing down a crotchety old priest. I know Stewart; he always bends if you make enough noise. #Quote by Brandon Sanderson

#17. My father once told me that a happy ending is just the place where you choose to stop telling the story. So this is where I choose to stop. More things are still going to happen, of course, some good, some bad. Some things never get any better. When people die they stay dead. None of us knows why we love, or why we stop loving, or why everyone we love we lose. #Quote by Leah Stewart

#18. What if this moment, right here, is the moment that changes your life? #Quote by Kate Stewart

#19. There is no prose as inspiring as a single human being with the courage to live well. #Quote by Iain S. Thomas

#20. William," the professor said, softly, "what now is your weapon?" ... "Truth," he whispered, his voice rasping. He cleared his throat. "Truth is my sword."
... "And what now is your defense?" Colour returned to Billy's face, and his jaw tightened. His voice surged with emotion. "Faith ... faith is my shield. #Quote by Bryan Davis

#21. One of the commitments I made to myself when I decided to write a book was to be brutally honest, particularly about myself. #Quote by Alana Stewart

#22. America today stands poised on a pinnacle of wealth and power, yet we live in a land of vanishing beauty, of increasing ugliness, of shrinking open space, and of an over-all environment that is diminished daily by pollution and noise and blight. #Quote by Stewart Udall

#23. The African versions were created by beings from a nomadic, artificial planet known as Niburu, or Marduk. These Reptilian-like beings travel in a manufactured world looping our solar system. The Sumerians called them Annunnakki. #Quote by Stewart A. Swerdlow

#24. Also Harry was in love. It would be a three-way wedding: him, the Time-Turner, and Professor Quirrell. #Quote by Eliezer Yudkowsky

#25. I'm glad to hear you say that, Professor. Cause I aint sure either. I just get more amazed by the minute, that's all. How come you cant see yourself, honey? You plain as glass. I can see the wheels turnin in there. The gears. And I can se the light too. Good light. True light. Cant you see it? #Quote by Cormac McCarthy

#26. If you wanted to feel you were still somehow in control of a ship or a fleet or even your civilisation, talking amongst yourselves seemed to be the way you convinced yourself of it. #Quote by Iain M. Banks

#27. And a more foolish notion can scarcely be imagined, it being obvious that the reader is only informed of what the writer wishes him to know, and is thus seduced into believing almost anything. #Quote by Iain Pears

#28. And this, this, is their genius. Conservatives are not looking to make education more rigorous and informative, or science more empirical or verifiable, or voting more representative, or the government more efficient or effective. They just want all those things to reinforce their partisan, ideological, conservative viewpoint. #Quote by Jon Stewart

#29. Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces. #Quote by Jon Stewart

#30. I didn't have feelings for Carson - I was in love with him. And what's worse than falling in love when you don't want to? Falling in love with someone who can't love you back. #Quote by Lauren Stewart

#31. Dear Professor Dumbledore, Sorry to bother you, but my scar hurt this morning. Yours sincerely, Harry Potter. #Quote by J.K. Rowling