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Pets quotes by Marvin Minsky
#1. Within 10 years computers won't even keep us as pets. #Quote by Marvin Minsky
Pets quotes by Terry Pratchett
#2. Once again he was aware of eyes staring fixedly at him. He glanced sideways into the long, pointed face of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone, rearing up in a pose best described as The Last Puppy in the Shop.
To his astonishment, he found himself reaching over and scratching it behind its ears, or at least behind the two spiky things at the sides of its head which were presumably its ears. It responded with a strange noise that sounded like a complicated blockage in a brewery. He took his hand away hurriedly.
"It's all right," said Lady Ramkin. "It's his stomachs rumbling. That means he likes you."
To his amazement, Vimes found that he was rather pleased about this. As far as he could recall, nothing in his life before had thought him worth a burp. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Pets quotes by Robert Wagner
#3. Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. #Quote by Robert Wagner
Pets quotes by Lisa Kleypas
#4. At sixteen, the youngest Hathaway sibling was at that vulnerable age between childhood and adulthood. A sweet-natured little scamp, she was as inquisitive as one of the many pets she had accumulated. Since Amelia's marriage to Rohan, Beatrix had been begging to go to finishing school. Kev suspected she had read one too many novels featuring heroines who acquired airs and graces at "academies for young ladies." He was doubtful that finishing school would turn out well for the free-spirited Beatrix. #Quote by Lisa Kleypas
Pets quotes by Bonnie Bassler
#5. As a kid, I loved doing puzzles, solving riddles, and reading mystery books. I also loved animals and always had pets. #Quote by Bonnie Bassler
Pets quotes by Cassandra Clare
#6. What is this?" he went on now, spearing an unfortunate object on a fork and raising it to eye level. "This ... this ... thing?"
"A parsnip?" Jem suggested.
"A parsnip planted in Satan's own garden." said Will. He glanced about. "I don't suppose there's a dog I could feed it to."
"There don't seem to be any pets about," Jem - who loved all animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church - observed.
"Probably all poisoned by parsnips," said Will. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Pets quotes by Jane Cleland
#7. I think we all make our own families, whether they're comprised of blood relations or friends. Some people are lucky and love their families. Others aren't. But whom we spend time with is always a choice. Including our pets. #Quote by Jane Cleland
Pets quotes by Steve Rasnic Tem
#8. Sometimes I wait at the bottom of those dark stairs, I sit at the bottom of the stairs, I wait beyond the bottom of the stairs and listen to the sounds my wife and children make as they sleep, the sounds our animals make as they step carefully through our dreams and out the other side to polished floor and cold window. Sometimes I wait so long I become unsure if I am asleep, or awake, or dead. #Quote by Steve Rasnic Tem
Pets quotes by Sarah Weeks
#9. Lardo was getting on in years, and his big belly tended to slow him down a bit. #Quote by Sarah Weeks
Pets quotes by Heather Armstrong
#10. This is part of the essence of motherhood, watching your kid grow into her own person and not being able to do anything about it. Otherwise children would be nothing more than pets. #Quote by Heather Armstrong
Pets quotes by Anatole France
#11. Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. #Quote by Anatole France
Pets quotes by Kate McGahan
#12. Our Master puts the desire to procreate in us to be sure that we are fruitful and multiply. He knows how important animals are to the planet because most animals He allows to reproduce in great number. He put every one of us on the ark for a reason. Do you think it's a mistake that dogs and cats have litters of 8, 9, 10 or more and people typically only have one or maybe two? It's no mistake. It's because God intends that there is more than enough four-legged love to go around. #Quote by Kate McGahan
Pets quotes by Andrew Barger
#13. Blondes make nice pets. #Quote by Andrew Barger
Pets quotes by Eloisa James
#14. Do you have a pet?'
Eugenia shook her head. 'I don't know very much about animals.'
'There's nothing much to know. You feed them; they love you. #Quote by Eloisa James
Pets quotes by Diane Ackerman
#15. Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens, install picture windows, adopt pets and Boston ferns, and scent everything that touches our lives. #Quote by Diane Ackerman
Pets quotes by Maryrose Wood
#16. You know I believe that all children should have pets if it can possibly be managed, she wrote. I feel it is beneficial to give even the littlest children responsibility for something more helpless and in need of care than themselves. In this way selfishness is avoided, generosity is nurtured, and the heart's affections are exercised until they can bend and stretch to encompass all the world's creatures. #Quote by Maryrose Wood
Pets quotes by Rachel Hauck
#17. Rachel Hauck is an award-winning, USA Today bestselling author. She is a RITA and Christy Award finalist. The Wedding Dress was named Inspirational Novel of the Year by Romantic Times. Rachel lives in central Florida with her husband and two pets and writes from her ivory #Quote by Rachel Hauck
Pets quotes by Phyllis Bottome
#18. One pets what one degrades; and one has to support what one has enfeebled #Quote by Phyllis Bottome
Pets quotes by Abraham Hicks
#19. If you'll just sit and pet your cat - or somebody's cat - find a cat, for God's sake! Find a cat! Or anything furry - and let it train you into a frequency that will cause you to allow enlightenment. #Quote by Abraham Hicks
Pets quotes by Eckhart Tolle
#20. The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane. #Quote by Eckhart Tolle
Pets quotes by Dodie Smith
#21. NOT long ago, there lived in London a young married couple of Dalmatian dogs named Pongo and Missis Pongo. (Missis had added Pongo's name to her own on their marriage, but was still called Missis by most people.) They were lucky enough to own a young married couple of humans named Mr. and Mrs. Dearly, who were gentle, obedient, and unusually intelligent - almost canine at times. They understood quite a number of barks: the barks for "Out, please!" "In, please!" "Hurry up with my dinner!" and "What about a walk?" And even when they could not understand, they could often guess - if looked at soulfully or scratched by an eager paw. Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them. Pongo and Missis found this touching and amusing and let their pets think it was true. #Quote by Dodie Smith
Pets quotes by Daniel J. Levitin
#22. Ten thousand years ago, humans plus their pets and livestock accounted for about 0.1% of the terrestrial vertebrate biomass inhabiting the earth; we now account for 98%. #Quote by Daniel J. Levitin
Pets quotes by Deb Caletti
#23. Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel bad for him under there, just waiting to start his evil little day ... Freud walks toward Chico in his slinky fashion, sits under his cage and just stares. We have satanic pets ... our pets seem to have made a pact with the devil. #Quote by Deb Caletti
Pets quotes by Meg Cabot
#24. Her name is Hope?" John asked, the corners of his mouth beginning to tug upwards.
"No." I bristled, thinking he was making fun of me. Then I realized I'd been caught. "Well, all right…so what if it is? I'm not going to name her after some depressing aspect of the Underworld like you do all your pets. I looked up the name Alastor. That was the name of one of the death horses that drew Hades's chariot. And Typhon?" I glanced at the dog, cavorting in and out of the waves, seemingly oblivious of the cold. "I can only imagine, but I'm sure it means something equally unpleasant."
"Typhon was the father of all monsters," John said. He'd given up trying to suppress his grin. "The deadliest of all the creatures in Greek mythology."
"Nice," I said sarcastically. "Well, I prefer to name my pets something that reminds me there's-"
"Hope?" His grin broadened.
"Very funny." True, I'd admitted to him that I was inexperienced. But I didn't have to prove it by acting like I was twelve. #Quote by Meg Cabot
Pets quotes by Catherine Deneuve
#25. I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them. #Quote by Catherine Deneuve
Pets quotes by Reem Acra
#26. Pets are supposedly a great way to meet people. #Quote by Reem Acra
Pets quotes by David Friedman
#27. I have long held that there are two fundamental views of children: That they are pets who can talk, or that they are small people who do not yet know very much. The wrong one is winning. #Quote by David Friedman
Pets quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
#28. Nature does not cocker us: we are children, not pets: she is not fond: everything is dealt to us without fear or favor, after severe universal laws. #Quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pets quotes by Jon Katz
#29. Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and decisions at the end of your pet's life. #Quote by Jon Katz
Pets quotes by Katie McGarry
#30. Will we have pets?" I bite back the question regarding kids. While this might be a fun fantasy, imagining being responsible for something like that is terrifying.
"Sure." Noah stays near the fire on one bent knee and occasionally pokes it to keep the dwindling flames alive. "I had a dog once."
"What type?"
"A mix of some sort. Part Lab, part something smaller than Lab. Its paws were too big for its body, so it skidded across the kitchen floor."
"Is that what you want?"
"If we're going to live alone on a mountain, we need a guard dog. A German shepherd. Something like that."
"Guard dog?" Not what I had in mind for the fantasy. "We need something cute and cuddly." I squish my fingers in the air as if I have the little puff ball in my hands. "It can sleep in our bed."
"No fucking way, Echo. I'm not sharing my bed with a dog. #Quote by Katie McGarry
Pets quotes by M. Scott Peck
#31. It is their attachment to us rather than their independence from us that we value in our pets. #Quote by M. Scott Peck
Pets quotes by Arthur Conan Doyle
#32. A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. #Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle
Pets quotes by Rick Riordan
#33. Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Pets quotes by Donald L. Hicks
#34. We may have pets, but when it comes to unconditional love, they are the masters. #Quote by Donald L. Hicks
Pets quotes by Bono
#35. The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog.
It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog. #Quote by Bono
Pets quotes by Gail Carriger
#36. But there is a sign!" objected Primrose in semi-shock. "A sign indicating pets aren't permitted. Really, some people. #Quote by Gail Carriger
Pets quotes by Jim O'Heir
#37. One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There are so many dogs that need a good home. And this sounds crazy, but I really believe they know what is happening and are appreciative, and I just think they make for the best pets. #Quote by Jim O'Heir
Pets quotes by Duffy Brown
#38. From Pearls and Poison ...
"In two minutes the cops are going to come barreling though that door," I whispered to Auntie KiKi hoping to get her mind off the body in the back room. "Any suggestions how we tell these workers out here their candidate just croaked?"
"Yell The jackass bit the big one, hip-hip hooray Gloria wins, then run like the dickens before someone recognizes us. #Quote by Duffy Brown
Pets quotes by Rick Riordan
#39. I said hello to the poodle. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Pets quotes by Larry Levin
#40. It has always been my belief that a pet owner has a special responsibility to do everything that can be done to make the pet's life as fulfilling and peaceful as possible. #Quote by Larry Levin
Pets quotes by Sarah Dessen
#41. I want the white one #Quote by Sarah Dessen
Pets quotes by Robert M. Edsel
#42. When I am billeted a German home even for one night I go out and search for the chickens and rabbits or pets and give them water and food if possible. Generally the family has pulled out too rapidly to care for such things. I suppose the stern and the cruel ones rule the world. If so, I shall be content to try to live each day within the limits of my conscience and let great plaudits go to those who are willing to pay the price for it. #Quote by Robert M. Edsel
Pets quotes by Jennifer Crusie
#43. The attendant opened the door, and the faint barking Nina had heard before became frantic and shrill. Nina stepped into the concrete cell block and stopped, blown out of her self-absorption by the row of gray metal cages where dogs barked to get her attention. She let her breath out, horrified. "Oh, God, this is awful." "Spay your pets." The attendant stopped in front of the next to last cage. "Here you go." She jerked her head again. "Perky." Nina #Quote by Jennifer Crusie
Pets quotes by Patrick Jennings
#44. I had no idea what humans were capable of. I heard they were crafty, but how are they able to do such things?
You mean harness light and water? Speedy asked. Change the weather?
It's only the beginning, Speedy said. There are more marvels waiting. Some not so marvelous.
Such as?
Be not in haste, said the tortoise.
There is nothing here but time.
If you live long enough, you will see.
Of course, though, you will see them from your cage.
Live long enough? I asked. Are there mortal dangers here?
The tortoise chuckled.
The boy doesn't always take very good care of his prisoners, Rex the lizard chimed in.
What do you mean? He doesn't feed us enough?
Sometimes he doesn't understand what we need to survive, Rex answered. Sometimes he plays too rough.
How can a creature able to bend the laws of nature be so cruel? I asked. #Quote by Patrick Jennings
Pets quotes by Charles Baxter
#45. At least with pets, and for all I know, people too, intelligence and quick-wittedness have nothing to do with a talent for being loved, or being kind, nothing at all, less than nothing. #Quote by Charles Baxter
Pets quotes by Ian Fleming
#46. Madame Versoix had been interrupted in the middle of preparing dinner. She wore an apron and held a wooden spoon in one hand. She was younger than her husband, chubby and handsome and warm-eyed. Instinctively Bond guessed that they had no children and that they gave their thwarted affection to their friends and some regular customers, and probably to some pets. #Quote by Ian Fleming
Pets quotes by Pete Nelson
#47. Individual heart cells beat at their own rate when separated from one another, a phenomenon easily observed beneath a microscope. It has long been known that when they are pushed together, they will synchronize their pulses. Recent studies have shown, however, that heart cells begin to synchronize slightly before they touch. It is not known how they signal across this distance. Some scientists speculate that this method of communication may be able to cross great distances and may explain how social animals bond, or how pets seem to sense when their masters are coming home, or even how people fall in love, one heart calling to another. #Quote by Pete Nelson
Pets quotes by David Brin
#48. Again, how will we keep them loyal? What measures can ensure our machines stay true to us? Once artificial intelligence matches our own, won't they then design even better ai minds? Then better still, with accelerating pace? At worst, might they decide (as in many cheap dramas), to eliminate their irksome masters? At best, won't we suffer the shame of being nostalgically tolerated? Like senile grandparents or beloved childhood pets? Solutions? Asimov proposed Laws of Robotics embedded at the level of computer DNA, weaving devotion toward humanity into the very stuff all synthetic minds are built from, so deep it can never be pulled out. But what happens to well-meant laws? Don't clever lawyers construe them however they want? Authors like Asimov and Williamson foresaw supersmart mechanicals becoming all-dominant, despite deep programming to "serve man. #Quote by David Brin
Pets quotes by Kate McGahan
#49. Death gets a bad rap. People think that euthanasia is putting their pets "down" when it really is lifting us up. In the first moment, when we come back to earth, we remember the comfort of the Heaven we came from and this is why we cry when we are born. When we are born in Heaven we come in laughing not crying! In birth we have the passage and then the pain. In death we have the pain and then the passage. #Quote by Kate McGahan
Pets quotes by Bob Barker
#50. Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. #Quote by Bob Barker
Pets quotes by George R R Martin
#51. Turtles have always been my sigil, I suppose. When I was a kid, growing up in Bayonne, NJ, I lived in a federal housing project, and we were not allowed to have a dog or cats. The only pets I could have were turtles. So, I had an entire toy castle filled with dime-store turtles. I gave them all names, and since they were living in a toy castle, I decided they were all knights and kingsand I made up stories about how they killed each other and betrayed each other and fought for the kingdom. So, Game of Thrones, actually began with turtles. I decided later to recast it with actual human beings. #Quote by George R R Martin
Pets quotes by Cassandra Clare
#52. The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought, but Valentine was a terrible father. He killed your pets, lied to you, and I know he hit you- don't even try to pretend he didn't."
A flicker of a smile ghosted across Jace's face. "Only on alternate Thursdays. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Pets quotes by Jason Gann
#53. So many young pets burn out in Hollywood, it's crazy. #Quote by Jason Gann
Pets quotes by C.S. Pacat
#54. It was a kind of fire dance in which the stick was thrown and caught, and the flame, tossed and twirled, created sinuous shapes, circles and ever-moving patterns. Ancel's red hair created a pleasing aesthetic alongside the red and orange fire. And even without the hypnotic movement of the flame, the dance was beguiling, its difficulties made to look effortless, its physicality subtly erotic. Damen looked at Ancel with new respect. This performance required training, discipline and athleticism, which Damen admired. It was the first time that Damen had seen Veretian pets display skill in anything other than wearing clothes or climbing on top of one another. #Quote by C.S. Pacat
Pets quotes by John Grogan
#55. Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. #Quote by John Grogan
Pets quotes by Maryam Faresh
#56. Daisy didn't just change our lives, she changed our destiny. #Quote by Maryam Faresh
Pets quotes by Karen J. Warren
#57. Women are described in animal terms as pets, cows, sows, foxes, chicks, serpents, bitches, beavers, old bats, old hens, mother hens, pussycats, cats, cheetahs, bird-brains, and hare-brains…'Mother Nature' is raped, mastered, conquered, mined; her secrets are 'penetrated,' her 'womb' is to be put into the service of the 'man of science.' Virgin timber is felled, cut down; fertile soil is tilled, and land that lies 'fallow' is 'barren,' useless. The exploitation of nature and animals is justified by feminizing them; the exploitation of women is justified by naturalizing them #Quote by Karen J. Warren
Pets quotes by Jury Nel
#58. Everyone is taught that angels have wings - the lucky ones of us find that they have 4 paws. #Quote by Jury Nel
Pets quotes by Dean Koontz
#59. People have a natural tendency to anthropomorphize their pets, to ascribe human perceptions and intentions to the animal where none exist #Quote by Dean Koontz
Pets quotes by J. Thomas LaMont
#60. Some studies have reported C. diff in food purchased in a supermarket. Dogs, horses, pigs, and rabbits can also be carriers of C. diff, although spread of disease from pets or domestic animals to humans has yet to be documented. Like most infections, it is usually impossible to pinpoint the source of C. diff. #Quote by J. Thomas LaMont
Pets quotes by Ryan Gosling
#61. Talking about muscles. They're like pets basically. They're not worth it. You have to feed them all the time and take care of them, and if you don't, they just go away. They run away. #Quote by Ryan Gosling
Pets quotes by Julie Klam
#62. Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff. #Quote by Julie Klam
Pets quotes by Jo Brand
#63. One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets. #Quote by Jo Brand
Pets quotes by Mary Roach
#64. Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong. #Quote by Mary Roach
Pets quotes by Brendon Urie
#65. I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free. #Quote by Brendon Urie
Pets quotes by Lea Kirk
#66. Oh, boy! A bone! I love bones. I take it over to gnaw on in front of the cube door. This is the best place to see the entire yard. #Quote by Lea Kirk
Pets quotes by Ladee Basset
#67. Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG! #Quote by Ladee Basset
Pets quotes by Stella Young
#68. In days gone by, short-statured people were not only labelled as ugly, stupid and freakish, they were often owned by aristocrats and treated, at best, as entertainment and, at worst, as pets. #Quote by Stella Young
Pets quotes by Zack Love
#69. But the fantasy kingdom and trappings of success soon lost their luster, as I discovered that the most prestigious and remunerative of my resume's way stations was also the most tedious and unfulfilling I had ever experienced. This paradox only made me more morose about modernity. Why was I going to watch my hairline recede in front of two-thousand-line spreadsheets staring at me from cold, glowing monitors? Why was everyone in my office apparently so happy to be spending so many hours there, when the things they really cared about - people, pets, pastimes - were all relegated to a few photographs on their desks? That seemed to be the formula: spend the best years of your life in an office with photos of what you really care about. #Quote by Zack Love
Pets quotes by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#70. Generally speaking, our prisoners were capable of loving animals, and if they had been allowed they would have delighted to rear large numbers of domestic animals and birds in the prison. And I wonder what other activity could better have softened and refined their harsh and brutal natures than this. But it was not allowed. Neither the regulations nor the nature of the prison made it possible. #Quote by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Pets quotes by Jennifer Rardin
#71. Cole - I just thought of a new game.
Jaz - What's that?
Cole - Splat the Specter.
Jaz - Rules?
Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.
Vayl - Why Ferrets?
Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD? #Quote by Jennifer Rardin
Pets quotes by Gwen Cooper
#72. Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four. #Quote by Gwen Cooper
Pets quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
#73. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. #Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Pets quotes by M. Scott Peck
#74. We do not know what our pets are thinking. This lack of knowledge allows us to project onto our pets our own thoughts and feelings, and thereby to feel an emotional closeness with them which may not correspond to reality at all. Second, we find our pets satisfactory only insofar as their wills coincide with ours. This is the basis on which we generally select our pets, and if their wills begin to diverge significantly from our own, we get rid of them. We don't keep pets around very long when they protest or fight back against us. #Quote by M. Scott Peck
Pets quotes by Vineet Raj Kapoor
#75. Animals do not even know that God is someone else #Quote by Vineet Raj Kapoor
Pets quotes by Lea Kirk
#76. Graig looks at me and bares his teeth - a smile. His happy look. Sometimes he gives me a treat when I smile back, so I'm good at that now. #Quote by Lea Kirk
Pets quotes by Sandra Harris
#77. Did they have any pets?" she asked. T'Hargen stared at her as though she'd suggested the family indulged in the kind of activities that took place only when the planets aligned, under cover of darkness and involving naked skin, prosthetics, and oil. Possibly feathers. Or goat leggings. #Quote by Sandra Harris
Pets quotes by Robert Benchley
#78. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. #Quote by Robert Benchley
Pets quotes by Brandon Sanderson
#79. Emergency? Knighthawk sent. I'm just bored.
I blinked, holding my phone and rereading that text.
Bored? I sent. You're literally spying on the entire world, Knighthawk. You can read anyone's mail, listen to anyone's phone calls.
First, it's not the whole world, he wrote. Only large chunks of North and Central America. Second, do you have any idea how mind-numbingly DULL most people are?
I started a reply, but a flurry of messages came at me, interrupting what I was going to say.
Oh! Knighthawk wrote. Look at this pretty flower!
Hey. I want to know if you like me, but I can't say that, so here's an awkward flirtation instead.
Where are you?
I'm here.
No, here.
Look at my kid.
Look at my dog.
Look at me.
Look at me holding my kid and dog.
Hey, everyone. I took a huge koala this morning.
Barf. The world is ruled by deific beings who can do stuff like melt buildings into puddles of acid, and all people can think of to do with their phones is take pictures of their pets and try to figure out how to get laid. #Quote by Brandon Sanderson
Pets quotes by Carrie Underwood
#80. Animals were my pets, and the thought of eating my pets freaked me out. #Quote by Carrie Underwood
Pets quotes by Amy Robach
#81. 'You have chickens?' That's what nearly everyone asks next, after they find out about our family pets. They just need to make sure they heard me correctly. Perhaps it's because I don't come across to most as a rural-loving farm girl. #Quote by Amy Robach
Pets quotes by Robert J. Morrissette
#82. And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside. #Quote by Robert J. Morrissette
Pets quotes by Bernie Siegel
#83. Having pets in the house helps everyone have a reverence for life. #Quote by Bernie Siegel
Pets quotes by David Foster Wallace
#84. Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business. #Quote by David Foster Wallace
Pets quotes by Blake Shelton
#85. My critics are pretty tough. I've never been one of the music industry's pets. #Quote by Blake Shelton
Pets quotes by Amanda Holden
#86. My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home. #Quote by Amanda Holden
Pets quotes by James Cromwell
#87. Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. #Quote by James Cromwell
Pets quotes by Tina Fey
#88. (One of the best-kept secrets of "country life" is that people accidentally crush their own pets a lot.) The #Quote by Tina Fey
Pets quotes by Kasie West
#89. How come the dog isn't named?" He reads aloud the title on the box. "'Peggy and dog.'"
"Because people tend to want to name animals after their beloved pets."
"No. I have no idea. I can give you the number of Peggy's creator if you want to ask."
"You have the phone number of this doll's creator?"
"No." I punch the price into the register and push Total.
"You're hard to read," he says #Quote by Kasie West
Pets quotes by Renata Suerth
#90. Just think of them as your little pets. #Quote by Renata Suerth
Pets quotes by Kathleen Peacock
#91. Girlfriend? That's cute." Some people yelled when they got angry. Jason got sarcastic. Always. " Are you taking her to the dance next month? You should probably call ahead; I'm not sure if they let pets in-even ones that are house-trained. #Quote by Kathleen Peacock
Pets quotes by Clancy Nacht
#92. No man can be stolen who doesn't consent to his own theft. #Quote by Clancy Nacht
Pets quotes by Amanda Hocking
#93. I could win you a goldfish."
"I don't think that's be fair to the goldfish," Gemma said. "I've had about a dozen of them, and they all seem to die within days of me getting them."
"Oh, yeah." Alex smiled crookedly. "I remember you making your dad bury them out in the backyard."
"They were my pets, and they deserved a proper burial."
"I better be careful around you." Alex stepped back from her cautiously, giving her a wide berth. "You're a goldfish mass murderer. I don't know what you're capable of."
"Stop!" Gemma laughed. "I didn't kill them on purpose! I was little. I think I overfed them. Out of love, though."
"That's even scarier," he teased. "Do you plan to kill me with kindness?"
"Maybe." She narrowed her eyes at him and tried to look menacing, making him laugh. #Quote by Amanda Hocking
Pets quotes by Annie Dillard
#94. Does anything eat flowers. I couldn't recall having seen anything eat a flower - are they nature's privileged pets? #Quote by Annie Dillard
Pets quotes by Walter Scott
#95. Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. #Quote by Walter Scott
Pets quotes by Rebecca McNutt
#96. Don't pack your bags just yet, stay awhile,
Don't try to run away to higher ground,
You're in my twisted clouds of sad misfortune,
And you are such an entertaining crowd!
(I've never had such cheerful toys to play with...)
Forget I said that – just a little natural disaster Humour,

Pull up a rusty lawn chair
On the waterfront in New Orleans,
And ignore the wind that howls,
Things aren't always as they seem.
I can smell fear in the air,
Fresh amidst the cornbread steam,
Forgive me if I sound excited,
(I'm going to be famous, you know!)
And let me take your money, please!

I'll drown your family, hunt down your pets,
I've got tricks that I've never even tried yet,
And it's so easy when I get the chance!
(I'll swipe your house in just one glance!)

As the saying goes, it all comes out in the wash,
But I'm the only wash that leaves no stone unturned,
Financial devastation is my middle name,
And social degradation is my third!

You, little boy from the bayou bank,
You used to fish for pointless fun
(I can appreciate having fun),
But after I go, you'll find your parents poor,
You'll have eviction notices on your door,
You'll have to sell any fish you can catch,
In a desperate grasp for money,
Although I hate to break it to you,
That bayou's polluted, honey!
I see nothing in your future #Quote by Rebecca McNutt
Pets quotes by Albert Payson Terhune
#97. Any man with money to make the purchase may become a dog's owner. But no man
spend he ever so much coin and food and tact in the effort
may become a dog's Master without consent of the dog. Do you get the difference? And he whom a dog once unreservedly accepts as Master is forever that dog's God. #Quote by Albert Payson Terhune
Pets quotes by Isabel Allende
#98. She treated him with the casual kindness usually reserved for other people's pets. #Quote by Isabel Allende
Pets quotes by Jazz Feylynn
#99. Maybe that's why the Westmores never allowed any pets. Hard to keep them off the menu. #Quote by Jazz Feylynn
Pets quotes by Katie Hudson
#100. one of the many prohibitions in the Disney College Program is that we are not allowed any pets - not even a fish. #Quote by Katie Hudson
Pets quotes by Beryl Dov
#101. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell. #Quote by Beryl Dov
Pets quotes by Laura Mennell
#102. Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegetarian in the first place. I also support the education of the public on adopting pets from animal shelters or saving homeless animals off the street in lieu of buying them from pet shops. #Quote by Laura Mennell
Pets quotes by Rick Riordan
#103. They're not so bad. They just need some attention ... Like pets. Or my brother. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Pets quotes by William Martin
#104. Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is the way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.
The extraordinary will take care of itself. #Quote by William Martin
Pets quotes by Gitty Daneshvari
#105. Mummy can we keep him?" Madeleine asked with the wide eyes of a burgeoning crush.
"Darling, little boys make terrible pets," Mrs. Masterson offered with a wink.
"That's not true at all, Mummy. They're hypoallergenic, much easier than dogs," Madeleine said cheekily, "and they almost never have fleas. #Quote by Gitty Daneshvari
Pets quotes by Surya Das
#106. Everyone has values, and values their family, values their health, their sanity, their safety and security, and their families, their parents, their children, their pets, their environments, well-being in general. #Quote by Surya Das
Pets quotes by Cynthia Rylant
#107. And I love being a writer because I want to leave something here on earth to make it better, prettier, stronger. I want to do something important in my life, and I think that adding beauty to the world with books like The Relatives Came or Waiting to Waltz or Henry and Mudge and the Forever Sea really is important. Every person is able to add beauty, whether by growing flowers, or singing, or cooking luscious meals, or raising sweet pets. Every part of life can be art. I am so grateful to be a writer. I hope every child grows up and finds something to do that will seem important and that will seem precious. Happy living and, especially, happy playing. #Quote by Cynthia Rylant
Pets quotes by Takehiko Inoue
#108. So you want to die honorably? You are being selfish. Each and every person you killed had his own life. Whether that life was blessed or not ... everyone is born into this world ... they grow up ... some people have family ... some are alone in this world ... some have young children ... some are engaged ... some have pets ... some people have high hopes and great dreams ... other have no ambition at all and you ended everything for them Takezo. #Quote by Takehiko Inoue
Pets quotes by Lynette Endicott
#109. I think we choose who we are and what we do about life events. Paige, isn't that what you've been doing since Kevin threw you out of the company? You've been stepping out in faith, trusting God to help you make your own life. Working at life is what matters most. What we do for a living is a component. Where we come from, who's in our lives, our families, our pets, and the people we decide we want to grow old with are all about life, but we make our own choices and build from the materials we've been given. #Quote by Lynette Endicott
Pets quotes by Jim Grimsley
#110. Why do men stay together? It is easy to understand why they fuck, but why do they stay together, what is the answer? Why do they live in the same house, share meals together, argue about money and parents, why do they have pets, plant begonias, bring home birthday cakes? Where are the children, where is the sense of permanence, what is the tie that binds?

Yet they slept peacefully, side by side, and the body of one became adjusted to the rhythm of the other, and the breathing of one slowed the breathing of the other, and they dreamed in tandem and shared fragments of each other's dreams, and they grew more like each other day by day, not in personality, but in the fissures of the brain, because, seeing the same things every day, day after day, they laid down crevices in themselves that were the same shape, that were the same events written into memory, and this was enough, without words, to keep them silent about the fact of their hates and their fears, their deep concerns about each other, and the certainty that one of them would die first and neither of them knew which one it would be. The certainty that one of them would leave first, and that only by waiting could they learn which of the two. #Quote by Jim Grimsley
Pets quotes by Frances Wright
#111. Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. #Quote by Frances Wright
Pets quotes by Eleanor Mondale
#112. There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't feed my pets. #Quote by Eleanor Mondale
Pets quotes by Jennifer Estep
#113. I'd always thought of the monsters as my own sort of standoffish pets. If, you know, you thought pets that could eat you were cool. Which I totally did. #Quote by Jennifer Estep
Pets quotes by Otto Von Bismarck
#114. Hounds follow those who feed them. #Quote by Otto Von Bismarck
Pets quotes by Sonya Heaney
#115. Cats do whatever they wish, whenever they wish it. #Quote by Sonya Heaney
Pets quotes by Erin Lyon
#116. Who would you be if you could have anything you wanted, whenever you wanted it? Sure, it seems like a nice idea, but I'd think you couldn't help but start to view people - at least women - like pets rather than people. No wonder he looked intrigued by me. I'm the equivalent of a talking house cat. #Quote by Erin Lyon
Pets quotes by Lisa Vanderpump
#117. I'm also interested in pets with alopecia. And design. I'm surprised I haven't gone through with a homeware brand. The bedding, the comforters, the candles, the this and that. I would like to design everything. #Quote by Lisa Vanderpump
Pets quotes by Carol Griglione
#118. Often at shelters, we hear, 'I told my child she could get a pet, but she will have to take care of him.' That is an unrealistic expectation and often results in the pet being returned days, weeks, or months later. It is hard for pets to go in and out of a home. They bond with their humans and when they find themselves at a shelter, they become stressed at being taken away from home and the people they love. When an 'easy-way-out' decision is made to give up a pet, we are teaching our children that animals can be given away, turned away, and gotten rid of at the drop of a hat. If you are considering getting a cat or kitten, go into it fully aware that the adults in the home will have to help with the care of the pet. #Quote by Carol Griglione
Pets quotes by Richard Rhodes
#119. Destroyed, that is, were not only men, women and thousands of children but also restaurants and inns, laundries, theater groups, sports clubs, sewing clubs, boys' clubs, girls' clubs, love affairs, trees and gardens, grass, gates, gravestones, temples and shrines, family heirlooms, radios, classmates, books, courts of law, clothes, pets, groceries and markets, telephones, personal letters, automobiles, bicycles, horses - 120 war-horses - musical instruments, medicines and medical equipment, life savings, eyeglasses, city records, sidewalks, family scrapbooks, monuments, engagements, marriages, employees, clocks and watches, public transportation, street signs, parents, works of art. "The whole of society," concludes the Japanese study, "was laid waste to its very foundations."2698 Lifton's history professor saw not even foundations left. "Such a weapon," he told the American psychiatrist, "has the power to make everything into nothing. #Quote by Richard Rhodes
Pets quotes by Forrest Griffin
#120. It's one of those things where when you're training and fighting, you can't worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get your girlfriend pregnant, your pet's cancer, or anything. Nothing else matters but that dude trying to kick you in the face or throw you on your head or trying to rip your arm out of the socket. It becomes a singularity of purpose, which an ADD kid like me rarely gets. I like that moment of clarity in fights, and I truly have that. I lose myself in the details of those 15 minutes and you don't worry about what people think of you. #Quote by Forrest Griffin
Pets quotes by Paris Hilton
#121. Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. #Quote by Paris Hilton
Pets quotes by David Duffield
#122. What I want is the general betterment of pets. No-kill is a part of that. I'd like to see that policy enacted at all SPCA-type organizations around the country. #Quote by David Duffield
Pets quotes by Ian Lamont
#123. Dropbox users themselves may be the source of security problems. If you are sharing a folder with 100 users, a couple of them are bound to be using easily guessed passwords to guard their accounts (the names of pets or first-born children, 'password', etc.). Sharing links can also lead to problems, if the wrong link is shared or someone posts the link online or in some other public forum. #Quote by Ian Lamont
Pets quotes by E.H. Aitken
#124. There can be no question that parrots have more intellect than any other kind of bird, and it is this that makes them such favourite pets and brings upon them so many sorrows. ...Men will buy them ... and carry them off to all quarters of the native town, intending, I doubt not, to treat them kindly; but "the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel", and confinement in a solitary cell, the discipline with which we reform hardened criminals, is misery enough to a bird with an active mind, without the superadded horrors of ... life in a tin case, hung from a nail in the wall of a dark shop... Why does the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals never look into the woes of parrots?
However happy you make her captivity, imagination will carry her at times to the green field and blue sky, and she fancies herself somewhere near the sun, heading a long file of exultant companions in swift career through the whistling air. Then she opens her mouth and rings out a wild salute to all parrots in the far world below her. #Quote by E.H. Aitken
Pets quotes by Bethany Brookbank
#125. ... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain. #Quote by Bethany Brookbank
Pets quotes by Robert Fulghum
#126. 1. Children are not pets.
2. The life they actually live and the life you perceive them to be living is not the same life.
3. Don't take what your children do too personally.
4. Don't keep score cards on them – a short memory is useful.
5. Dirt and mess are a breeding ground for well-being.
6. Stay out of their rooms after puberty.
7. Stay out of their friendships and love-life unless invited in.
8. Don't worry that they never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
9. Learn from them; they have much to teach you.
10. Love them long; let them go early.

Finally. You will never really know what kind of parent you were or if you did it right or wrong. Never. And you will worry about this and them as long as you live. But when your children have children and you watch them do what they do, you will have part of an answer. #Quote by Robert Fulghum
Pets quotes by Kellyn Roth
#127. He was always eating things of hers. Clothing, books, family heirlooms. #Quote by Kellyn Roth
Pets quotes by Martin Amis
#128. These little hurts were like little pets or potted plants you were abruptly given the care of, needing to be fed or walked or watered. As you pass the half-century, the flesh, the coating on the person, begins to attenuate. And the world is full of blades and spikes. For a year or two your hands are nicked and scraped as a schoolboy's knee. Then you learn to protect yourself. This is what you'll go on doing until, near the end, you are doing nothing else--just protecting yourself. And while you are learning how to do that, a doorkey is a doornail, and the flap of the letterbox is a meat-slicer, and the very air is full of spikes and blades. #Quote by Martin Amis
Pets quotes by Cassandra Clare
#129. Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets.. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Pets quotes by Magdalena VandenBerg
#130. Don't judge a cat by its coat. #Quote by Magdalena VandenBerg
Pets quotes by James Smythe
#131. People talk to pets and babies to stop themselves going mad. #Quote by James Smythe
Pets quotes by Jess C. Scott
#132. Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who's late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day. #Quote by Jess C. Scott
Pets quotes by Sally Mann
#133. This kind of telescopic compassion is not an uncommon phenomenon, and has a close relative in the kindness one sees displayed toward pampered urban household pets, even as, a stones throw away, homeless people sleep on benches. #Quote by Sally Mann
Pets quotes by Nick Trout
#134. Over the years I've come to appreciate how animals enter our lives prepared to teach and far from being burdened by an inability to speak they have many different ways to communicate. It is up to us to listen more than hear, to look into more than past. #Quote by Nick Trout
Pets quotes by Karan Gupta
#135. We stop at nothing, in offering a quality selection of your pet's everyday needs. Our Fast and Free India wide shipping service extends to +6500 pincodes covering small towns and metros across the country. We bundle up Easy Payment options on most popular pet brands in India with an selection of 3000+ products from all popular brands in dog, cat and fish supplies available in the Indian Pet Care Industry and then some. Our customer service team is a zealous lot to ensure an acme online shopping experience for the pet parents who shop with us. #Quote by Karan Gupta
Pets quotes by Alyson Stoner
#136. I am a pet person. My dog actually lives in Georgia now. But I work with animal trainers and pets quite often. I also volunteer at different places like animal shelters. It's good to be around pets. They kind of put things into perspective. They're easygoing, loyal, and they seem to get it, even when humans don't. #Quote by Alyson Stoner
Pets quotes by Marie Corelli
#137. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. #Quote by Marie Corelli
Pets quotes by Charles Darwin
#138. Sympathy beyond the confines of man, that is humanity to the lower animals, seems to be one of the latest moral acquisitions. It is apparently unfelt by savages, except towards their pets. How little the old Romans knew of it is shewn by their abhorrent gladiatorial exhibitions. The very idea of humanity, as far as I could observe, was new to most of the Gauchos of the Pampas. This virtue, one of the noblest with which man is endowed, seems to arise incidentally from our sympathies becoming more tender and more widely diffused, until they are extended to all sentient beings. As #Quote by Charles Darwin
Pets quotes by Habib Sadeghi
#139. Our pets love us unconditionally. Because they are conscious but not "self-conscious," it's impossible for them to judge. They do not see us through the warped lens of our self-perceptions. They see us as courageous protectors and loving providers. They see in us all the qualities that really matter. What difference does it make to them if you got fired from your job? None. What difference does it make to them if you gained 20 lbs. back from your last diet? None. That's because our pets love and accept us at the soul level, in a way that's primal and simple - just like the universe itself. So, as silly as it might seem, the next time you're struggling with accepting an issue in your life, ask yourself: Will this matter to my dog? If not, then it shouldn't matter to you. #Quote by Habib Sadeghi
Pets quotes by Elliot Wake
#140. I wish I was like them," I told Tuck as we watched Alix and Rashida sharpen their swords. Their bodies moved in rhythm, one girl beginning a motion that the other completed. "Women who are lovers aren't looked at with revulsion."
"Women are seen as less than men. That's why they're permitted indulgences - they're pretty pets. Is that so much better? #Quote by Elliot Wake
Pets quotes by Peter Heller
#141. There is a pain you can't think your way out of. You can't talk it away. If there was someone to talk to. You can walk. One foot the other foot. Breathe in breathe out. Drink from the stream. Piss. Eat the venison strips. And. You can't metabolize the loss. It is in the cells of your face, your chest, behind the eyes, in the twists of the gut. Muscles, sinew, bone. It is all of you.
When you walk you propel it forward. When you let the sled and sit on a fallen log and. You imagine him curling in the one patch of sun maybe lying over your feet. Then it sits with you, the Pain puts its arm over your shoulders. It is your closest friend. Steadfast. And at night you can't bear to hear your own breath unaccompanied by another and underneath the big stillness like a score is the roaring of the cataract of everything being and being torn away. Then. The Pain is lying beside your side, close. Does not bother you with sound even of breathing. #Quote by Peter Heller
Pets quotes by Steven  Rowley
#142. Okay.' I can feel the letters vomit off my tongue.
I watch the vet insert the syringe into the catheter and inject the second drug. And then the adventures come flooding back:

The puppy farm.
The gentle untying of the shoelace.
Our first night together.
Running on the beach.
Sadie and Sophie and Sophie Dee.
Shared ice-cream cones.
Car rides.
Eye rain.
Chicken and rice.
Dog parks.
Squirrel chasing.
'Fishful Thinking.'
The adventure at sea.
Gentle kisses.
Manic kisses.
More eye rain.
So much eye rain.
Red ball.

The veterinarian holds a stethoscope up to Lily's chest, listening for her heartbeat.
All dogs go to heaven.
'Your mother's name is Witchie-Poo.' I stroke Lily behind her ears the way that used to calm her. 'Look for her.'
I barely whisper. 'She will take care of you. #Quote by Steven Rowley
Pets quotes by Darren James
#143. Watch your pets eyes they can see the ghosts all around you. #Quote by Darren James
Pets quotes by Nalini Singh
#144. My mother does not consider you my pet, Elena. She is very kind to pets. #Quote by Nalini Singh
Pets quotes by Jillian Barberie
#145. Good friends and great pets. Key to a good life!!! Who says you have to be paired up with a partner? #Quote by Jillian Barberie
Pets quotes by Suzanne Collins
#146. My prep team. My foolish, shallow, affectionate pets, with their obsessions with feathers and parties, nearly break my heart with their good-bye. It's #Quote by Suzanne Collins
Pets quotes by Elizabeth S.  Eiler
#147. Dogs don't make judgments about physical appearance or abilities, and they don't care how big your house is or what you do for a living. They care about the quality of your character and your capacity to love. #Quote by Elizabeth S. Eiler
Pets quotes by Keisha Keenleyside
#148. Tom watched with his arms folded as the life that had been within Kobe died out, and the fire continued. #Quote by Keisha Keenleyside
Pets quotes by Jenny Offill
#149. There is a husband who requires mileage receipts, another who wants sex at three a.m One who forbids short haircuts, another who refuses to feed the pets. I would never put up with that, the other wives think. Never. #Quote by Jenny Offill
Pets quotes by Louise Brown
#150. When I was a child and teenager I read whenever I had the opportunity, but since then I've found it hard to read as much as I'd like, children, work, and pets all providing powerful incentives to escape into a book and a practical reason why I rarely do so. #Quote by Louise Brown
Pets quotes by Bhavik Sarkhedi
#151. Hating people isn't the solution when you care about your pets. #Quote by Bhavik Sarkhedi
Pets quotes by Cormac McCarthy
#152. The tinker in his burial tree was a wonder to the birds. The vultures that came by day to nose with their hooked beaks among his buttons and pockets like outrageous pets soon left him naked of his rags and flesh alike. Black mandrake sprang beneath the tree as it will where the seed of the hanged falls and in spring a new branch pierced his breast and flowered in a green boutonnière perennial beneath his yellow grin. He took the sparse winter snows upon what thatch of hair still clung to his dried skull and hunters that passed that way never chanced to see him brooding among his barren limbs. Until wind had tolled the thinker's bones and seasons loosed them one by one to the ground below and his bleached and weathered brisket hung in that lonesome wood like a bone birdcage. #Quote by Cormac McCarthy
Pets quotes by Dave Barry
#153. Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish. #Quote by Dave Barry
Pets quotes by Daniel Thompson
#154. Pet peeves should be kept on a leash. #Quote by Daniel Thompson
Pets quotes by E.E.D. Horton
#155. No matter what you do if it isn't genuine it's not worth doing, if it isn't meant with good heart it's not worth saying, and if it's a darkness around you perhaps it's not worth remembering. #Quote by E.E.D. Horton
Pets quotes by Emily Gould
#156. For her part, Amy Kev's Waffles with a passionate ferocity that she felt a little bit guilty about not being able to feel, most of the time, for humans. It probably helped that he was constantly doing cute shit and couldn't speak. #Quote by Emily Gould
Pets quotes by Stella Gibbons
#157. He was, she reflected, almost rudely like a tortoise; and she was glad her friend kept none as pets or they might have suspected mockery. #Quote by Stella Gibbons
Pets quotes by Pam Brown
#158. If there is a heaven, it's certain our animals are to be there. Their lives become so interwoven with our own, it would take more than an archangel to detangle them. #Quote by Pam Brown
Pets quotes by Blake O'Connor
#159. Religious teachings say that animals don't have souls, but I don't believe that. Our pets cherish our every move, and wait patiently for us to return home from a day's work. Our pets would give their lives for us in a heartbeat and not ask for anything in return. How can man live without companionship when we were meant to live in a family unit, just like our canine friends? So, I ask you: How could a dog not have a soul? #Quote by Blake O'Connor
Pets quotes by Daisy A. Hickman
#160. Certain of a far deeper story of existence that poetically reveals priorities and values and truth, I knew this was the sweet spot for inspired decision-making. -- Daisy A. Hickman #Quote by Daisy A. Hickman
Pets quotes by Terry McMillan
#161. I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet! #Quote by Terry McMillan
Pets quotes by Dalai Lama XIV
#162. I discovered a small kitten in the garden, which apparently had been abandoned by its mother. I picked it up and noticed that its hind legs were crippled in just the same way as Tsering's were when she died. I took this creature into my house and looked after it until eventually it was able to walk. Like Tsering, she was also female, but very beautiful and even more gentle. She also got along very well with the two dogs, particularly Sangye, against whose furry chest she liked to lie. #Quote by Dalai Lama XIV
Pets quotes by Phyllis Diller
#163. Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream
I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. #Quote by Phyllis Diller
Pets quotes by Steven Rinella
#164. I used to be endlessly troubled by meat-eating people who were uneasy with hunters and hunting. ... How can someone suggest that paying for the slaughter of animals is more justifiable than taking the responsibility for one's food into one's own hands? ... Civilization is a mechanism that allows us to avoid the necessary but ugly aspects of life; most of us do not euthanize our own pets, we don't unplug the life support on our own ailing grandparents, we don't repair our own cars, and we don't process our own raw sewage. Instead, the delegations of our less-pleasant responsibilities is so widespread that taking these things on is almost like trying to swim upriver. It's easier not to do them, and those who insist on doing so are bound to look a little odd. #Quote by Steven Rinella
Pets quotes by Glenn Close
#165. I think having pets helps sensitize people to the natural world. #Quote by Glenn Close
Pets quotes by Randall Jarrell
#166. We died like aunts of pets or foreigners. #Quote by Randall Jarrell
Pets quotes by Jonathan Safran Foer
#167. I thought about life, about my life, the embarrassments, the little coincidences, the shadows of alarm clocks on bedside tables. I thought about my small victories and everything I'd seen destroyed, I'd swum through mink coats on my parents' bed while they hosted downstairs, I'd lost the only person I could have spent my only life with, I'd left behind a thousand tons of marble, I could have released sculptures, I could have released myself from the marble of myself. I'd experienced joy, but not nearly enough, could there be enough? The end of suffering does not justify the suffering, and so there is no end to suffering, what a mess I am, I thought, what a fool, how foolish and narrow, how worthless, how pinched and pathetic, how helpless. None of my pets know their own names, what kind of person am I? #Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer
Pets quotes by Patrick Jennings
#168. You bite the hand that feeds, Speedy said.
Humans don't like that.
They view it as a sign of ingratitude.
I never asked anyone to feed me.
That doesn't seem to matter to them. #Quote by Patrick Jennings
Pets quotes by Amy Robach
#169. You don't have to live on a farm to have chickens; in some places, you just need a little bit of green space and a tidy chicken coop. To me, they're nearly ideal pets. They feed us more often than we feed them! We have 2 chickens, Goldie and Paprika, and they each produce 1 egg a day, sometimes more. #Quote by Amy Robach
Pets quotes by Robert Corbet
#170. Love is an anchor -- it stops you from drifting away. Love is sticking up for your friends and family, or even your pets. Love is being brave and saying what you feel. Love is making music or playing tennis; it's doing what you want to do. Love is holding on and not letting go. #Quote by Robert Corbet
Pets quotes by Terry Pratchett
#171. Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Pets quotes by V. Theia
#172. The problem with being the eldest of four kids is, I had to get used to sharing everything real fast. Toys. Candy. Pets. Parents.
I was an only child for almost twelve months, then Lachie came along. Right after was Sage and Raene. I've always been taught to share my stuff.
Being the oldest I have to lead by example, show my siblings that we aren't self-centred savages.
But not this.
I won't share Bexley - even if Tommy Bianchi has a prior claim.
Mine. Mine. #Quote by V. Theia
Pets quotes by Marge Piercy
#173. Attention is love, what we must give
children, mothers, fathers, pets,
our friends, the news, the woes of others.
What we want to change we curse and then
pick up a tool. Bless whatever you can
with eyes and hands and tongue. If you
can't bless it, get ready to make it new. #Quote by Marge Piercy
Pets quotes by Arthur Schopenhauer
#174. It is just this characteristic way in which the brute gives itself up entirely to the present moment that contributes so much to the delight we take in our domestic pets. They are the present moment personified, and in some respects they make us feel the value of every hour that is free from trouble and annoyance, which we, with our thoughts and preoccupations, mostly disregard. #Quote by Arthur Schopenhauer
Pets quotes by Robert A. Heinlein
#175. Jubal had long ago even foresworn pets, because he outlived them, or (worse yet) it was now possible that a pet would outlive him, be orphaned. #Quote by Robert A. Heinlein
Pets quotes by Martin R. Phillips
#176. women enjoyed more freedom in ancient Egypt than they did in other civilizations, in many cases for thousands of years to come, they had house pets, used a form of chewing gum made from myrrh and wax and some Egyptian doctors actually specialized in different areas of medicine. #Quote by Martin R. Phillips
Pets quotes by Jadi Kindred
#177. Who knows what the long-term effects of saving rescue dogs are and the healing lessons and love they bring to Earth? Each one of us has the capacity to influence hundreds - even thousands of people or animals through the way we live our lives. #Quote by Jadi Kindred
Pets quotes by Ulysses S. Grant
#178. Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged. #Quote by Ulysses S. Grant
Pets quotes by Isobelle Carmody
#179. If human lives be,
for their very brevity, sweet,
then beast lives are sweeter still ... #Quote by Isobelle Carmody
Pets quotes by Paris Hilton
#180. I'm the best animal lover in the world. There's nobody who takes care of their pets like me ... they are my children. #Quote by Paris Hilton
Pets quotes by Renee Carlino
#181. Me: Staying here tonight.

Helen: You okay? Code word?

Helen and I had code words for everything. It was usually an old pet's name or a line from one of our favorite movies. Growing up, Helen's family had Maltipoos. It's a mix between a Maltese and miniature poodle . . . damned dog people and their overbreeding. Anyway, they had a little black Maltipoo named Major. He would have been adorable if he weren't an incessant humper. It was just vile; truly, the dog was persistent and fanatical about humping. Witnessing Major molest everything in his path was traumatizing. He was constantly in motion, his little butt pumping in and out. There was clearly something wrong with him. He humped everything from stuffed animals to vacuum cleaners to any leg he came in contact with. Helen and I hated that dog. We called him Major Humperdinck. After high school it became our code for I totally want this guy to hump me. I know, we were disgusting girls.

Me: Major.

Helen: Major What?

Me: Don't . . .

Helen: I'm calling the police.

Me: Major Humperdinck

Helen: I knew it. Well, have fun . . . slut. #Quote by Renee Carlino
Pets quotes by Erik Bundy
#182. Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn't mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn't require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons. #Quote by Erik Bundy
Pets quotes by Jane Goodall
#183. The more we learn of the true nature of non-human animals, especially those with complex brains and corresponding complex social behavior, the more ethical concerns are raised regarding their use in the service of man
whether this be in entertainment, as "pets," for food, in research laboratories, or any of the other uses to which we subject them. #Quote by Jane Goodall
Pets quotes by Christopher Gavigan
#184. The professional cleaning industry estimates that 85 percent of the dirt we bring into our homes enters via our shoes or our pets' paws. #Quote by Christopher Gavigan
Pets quotes by Alden Bell
#185. Stories that pander to your every readerly desire and whim are like overly loyal dogs that live for the simple glow of your approval. I'm a cat person. I like a little aloofness in my pets and my writing. #Quote by Alden Bell
Pets quotes by Richard Corliss
#186. Disney features, especially the early ones, were horror movies with cute critters: Greek tragedies with a hummable chorus. Forcing children to confront the loss of home, parent, friends and fondest pets, these films imposed shock therapy on four-year-olds. #Quote by Richard Corliss
Pets quotes by Melinda K. Trotter
#187. On the steps leading to a door
was a scrub brush that was blue.
I snatched it quick and ran for home
because it was just the thing to chew. #Quote by Melinda K. Trotter
Pets quotes by Shaun Tan
#188. For myself, I've kind of always been interested in pets because they're not human. #Quote by Shaun Tan
Pets quotes by Cassandra Clare
#189. Even in half demon hunter clothes, Clary thought, he looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house to pick you up for a date and be polite to your parents and nice to your pets.
Jace on the other hand, looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house and burn it down just for kicks. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Pets quotes by Neil Hilborn
#190. Humans always want something from you and he and I would just rather be together than apart, and I pulled him toward me, and he chitterred in the way that always meant he was wind coming in after the rain. His head fell forward, and there was so much less light in the room. #Quote by Neil Hilborn
Pets quotes by Christopher Dodd
#191. Some of the lowest-paid workers in this nation are people that we ask to watch the next generation of Americans. We do a better job insisting that your pets are cared for in this country than your children are, and there ought to be a sense of outrage about that. #Quote by Christopher Dodd
Pets quotes by Maria Bamford
#192. I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed. #Quote by Maria Bamford
Pets quotes by Jennifer Priester
#193. To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty space.
"What door?" I asked.
"Oh, sorry. Until you go through your closet door for the first time there won't be a door there."
"So then what do I use now?" I asked.
"You use that door." I looked and this time what he showed me was a door-only it looked like a pet door.
"Is that an oversized pet door?" I asked. #Quote by Jennifer Priester
Pets quotes by Nick Trout
#194. Without fail, he always signed off on these letters with love and he always included Whiskey and Bess in the list of individuals sending this love my way. At the time it made me laugh, it made me embarrassed, but as soon as I softened, as soon as I matured back into his son, I came to appreciate what he was saying
an endearing and magnanimous reminder of how family will always be the sum of its individual members, be they human or animal. #Quote by Nick Trout
Pets quotes by Pam Brown
#195. We shared. Parents. Home. Pets. Celebrations. Catastrophes. Secrets. And the threads of our experience became so interwoven that we are linked. I can never be utterly lonely, knowing you share the planet. #Quote by Pam Brown
Pets quotes by Michael P. Naughton
#196. You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you've never known. #Quote by Michael P. Naughton
Pets quotes by Sylvia Browne
#197. Let me assure you that all of our pets, and animals of every kind will be with us for eternity on the Other Side. #Quote by Sylvia Browne
Pets quotes by Jarod Kintz
#198. You know what I like most about people? Pets. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Pets quotes by S. Jay Olshansky
#199. Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing. #Quote by S. Jay Olshansky
Pets quotes by Firoozeh Dumas
#200. My dad says the dogs and cats in America are luckier than most people in the world. #Quote by Firoozeh Dumas

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