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Perv quotes by Eve Langlais
#1. It seemed Mr. Kitty wanted its food unwrapped. The only good thing was it released her arms, and then her body, as it wiggled back, taking her sleeping bag with it. Prey exposed, the jaguar proceeded to sniff its way up her body. The brush of a damp nose, too close to her girl parts, made her pull up her legs. "Perv. Stay out of there. I've sworn off men for this trip, and that goes for big kitty cats too." It #Quote by Eve Langlais
Perv quotes by Kami Garcia
#2. So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it? #Quote by Kami Garcia
Perv quotes by Sarina Bowen
#3. His face is so close to my core that I feel the warm puff of air on my clit. I shiver in desire, then curse myself for feeling it. "Get up, you perv," I grumble, trying to shove my dress down. He locks both my hands with one of his. "Not until I get my kiss." A naughty gleam lights his eyes. "My lips are up here, asshole." The curve of his mouth widens, his smile becoming filthier and filthier. "You said a kiss, honey. But you never specified where. #Quote by Sarina Bowen
Perv quotes by Kaui Hart Hemmings
#4. I had to ask Scottie what TYVM meant, because now that I've narrowed into her activities, I notice she is constantly text-messaging her friends, or at least I hope it's her friends and not some perv in a bathrobe.

"Thank you very much," Scottie said, and for some reason, the fact that I didn't get this made me feel completely besieged. It's crazy how much fathers are supposed to know these days. I come from the school of thought where a dad's absence is something to be counted on. Now I see all the men with camouflage diaper bags and babies hanging from their chests like little ship figureheads. When I was a young dad, I remember the girls sort of bothered me as babies, the way everyone raced around to accommodate them. The sight of Alex in her stroller would irritate me at times - she'd hang one of her toddler legs over the rim of the safety bar and slouch down in the seat. Joanie would bring her something and she'd shake her head, then Joanie would try again and again until an offering happened to work and Alex would snatch it from her hands. I'd look at Alex, finally complacent with her snack, convinced there was a grown person in there, fooling us all. Scottie would just point to things and grunt or scream. It felt like I was living with royalty. I told Joanie I'd wait until they were older to really get into them, and they grew and grew behind my back. #Quote by Kaui Hart Hemmings
Perv quotes by Sophie Oak
#5. It's a long shot, but this baby is pretty cool." He pushed the button that brought up the menu. "I need to run a search."
"Of course, master," the computer said with an inviting smile. "Which pornographic material should I seek out today?"
Dante grinned. "Really? You can do that?" He felt Meg's stare. "Nothing like that. #Quote by Sophie Oak
Perv quotes by Natsuki Takaya
#6. Shigure Sohma: singing High school girls high school girls all for me High school girls #Quote by Natsuki Takaya
Perv quotes by Rainbow Rowell
#7. Cath could hear the perv shouting curses behind them. "Oh, fuck you, Flowers in the Attic!" Levi shouted back #Quote by Rainbow Rowell
Perv quotes by Suzanne Brockmann
#8. Gina flopped back on her cot, arm up over her eyes. "Oh, my God, Molly, what am I going to do? The fact that he came here tonight at all is . . . He's clearly interested, but that's probably just because he thinks I'm a total perv."
"Whoa," Molly said. "Wait. You lost me there."
Gina sat up, a mix of earnestness, horror, and amusement on her pretty face. "I didn't tell you this, but after I first spoke to Lucy's sister - we were in the shower tent so no one would see us - I let her leave first and then I waited, like, a minute, thinking we shouldn't be seen leaving the tent together. And before I go, he came in."
He. "Leslie Pollard?" Molly clarified.
Gina nodded. "I freaked out when I saw him coming, and it's stupid, I know, but I hid. And I should have just waited until I heard the shower go on, but God, maybe he wouldn't have pulled the curtain, because he obviously thought he was in there alone . . ."
Molly started to laugh. "Oh my."
"Yeah," Gina said. "Oh my. So I decide to run for it, only he's not in one of the changing booths, he's over by the bench, you know?"
Molly nodded. The bench in the main part of the room.
"In only his underwear," Gina finished, with a roll of her eyes. "Oh, my God."
"Really? Molly asked. Apparently Jones was taking his change of identity very seriously. He hated wearing underwear of any kind, but obviously he thought it wouldn't be in character for Leslie Pollard to go commando. "Boxers or briefs?" #Quote by Suzanne Brockmann
Perv quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#9. Man, quit hugging me. You are a perv. (Fang)
You're such an asshole. (Vane)
Daddy said a bad word! (Trace)
You tell him, pup. Keep your daddy straight. (Fang) #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Perv quotes by Lorelei James
#10. Back off, perv! I have a black belt in taekwondo
and I will fuck you up if you take another step toward
me."
Chase raised his hands in surrender, trying really,
really hard to keep his eyes on hers. "Whoa, there,
crouching tiger. Let's just take this down a notch. #Quote by Lorelei James
Perv quotes by Lauren Oliver
#11. Why do you flirt with Mr. Daimler? He's a perv, you know."
I'm so surprised by the question it takes me a second to answer. "Mr. Daimler is not a perv."
"Trust me, he is."
"Jealous?"
"Hardly."
"I don't flirt with him, anyway."
Kent rolls his eyes. "Sure."
I shrug my shoulders. "Why so interested?"
Kent goes red and drops his eyes to the floor. "No reason," he mumbles. #Quote by Lauren Oliver
Perv quotes by Amanda Kelly
#12. We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. "Trent, it's time to get home before your parents realize we snuck out." I said.
"What?" he asked confusedly.
"Plus the bouncer found out we were sixteen and he does not look happy." Logan added.
The girl froze, "You're sixteen? What the hell. You little perv, you're going to pay for this."
Trent sputtered, "What? No."
Logan looked at her all doe eyed innocence and said "Sorry Ma'am, we have to get home now because it's past our curfew."
Trent stood open mouthed in shock but his eyes were shooting murderous rays.
So many death glares, so little time. #Quote by Amanda Kelly
Perv quotes by Rob Thurman
#13. As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it. #Quote by Rob Thurman
Perv quotes by Sarah Darer Littman
#14. Okay, back to business." Billy grins, leaning back against the cushions. "Give me two more characteristics of living things. I'll give you a hint: you left out the most fun one."
Fun one? Im picturing the textbook, responsiveness, growth, complex organizations, metabolism, responsiveness ... Oh!
I hit Billy. "You are such a perv!"
"Who me? What are you talking about?"
"The most fun one? Reproduction?"
"Hey, even microorganisms gotta have fun, right? #Quote by Sarah Darer Littman
Perv quotes by Rachel Caine
#15. She stuck out her tongue at him, and he leaned forward and -- to her horror -- licked it. "Ewwww!"
"Then don't stick it out." Shane smiled. "If you're going to hang out in my room and tempt me, there's a penalty. One item of clothing per minute comes off."
"Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?"
"You are so -- "
"Say, you got any pleated miniskirts and knee socks? I really get off on -- #Quote by Rachel Caine
Perv quotes by Rachel Caine
#16. Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? #Quote by Rachel Caine
Perv quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#17. What r u doing now?
I'm beating my dad at poker.
Picturing him with his family, I smiled.
Getting ready for bed.
Wish I was there.
My eyes widened. What the what?
Wait r u naked?
No!!! I sent back. Perv.
Damn, At least I have my imagination.
That's all you will ever have.
We'll c.
No you won't. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Perv quotes by Kami Garcia
#18. Hello, Ethan." "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?" He seemed at a loss, for Macon, which just meant he didn't have an immediate and charming explanation on the tip of his tongue. "It's complicated." "Well, uncomplicate it. Because you climbed in my window in the middle of the night, so either you're some kind of vampire or some kind of perv, or both. Which is it? #Quote by Kami Garcia
Perv quotes by Laura Thalassa
#19. Perv - I've gotten upgraded from stalker.' Wasn't he the eternal optimist? #Quote by Laura Thalassa
Perv quotes by Molly Harper
#20. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv. #Quote by Molly Harper
Perv quotes by Kody Keplinger
#21. Not fair," I muttered. "Your sword was bigger than mine."
"My sword is bigger than everyone's."
I lobbed my controller at his head, but of course he ducked and made me miss. Damn it. "Perv."
"Oh, come on," he laughed. "You walked right into that one, Duffy."
I scowled at him for a moment, but I could feel the aggravation slipping away. Finally, I just shook my head… and smiled. "Okay, you're right. I did leave that one wide open. But you know, boys that talk big never are."
Wesley frowned. "We both know that isn't true. I've proved it to you plenty of times." He smirked, then leaned against me, letting his lips brush against my ear. "But I can prove it again if you want me to… and you know you want me to."
"I… I don't think that's necessary," I managed. His lips were moving down my neck, sending an electric current up my spine.
"Oh," he growled playfully. "I do."
I laughed as he shoved me to the floor, one of his hands perfectly catching the space above my left hip where I was most ticklish. He'd discovered that spot a couple of weeks ago, and I was furious with myself for letting him use it against me. Now he could make me squirm and laugh uncontrollably whenever he wanted, and I could tell that he totally got off on it. Jerk.
His fingers probed the sensitive spot over my hip as his mouth moved from my collarbone to my ear. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Not fair. So not fair. I made a halfhearted attempt to kick h #Quote by Kody Keplinger
Perv quotes by Rob Sheffield
#22. One of the things that make Liars so fascinating after five albums, each one so completely different from the others, is that even though they play around with all the classic tropes of art-damaged angst-noise perv-rock, they exude a totally cheery and boyish enthusiasm onstage, goofing around with their keyboards and beatboxes. #Quote by Rob Sheffield
Perv quotes by Leisa Rayven
#23. Max?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever just take off your shirt and flex in front of a mirror? You know, to perv on your own hotness?"
"No. Do you ever take off your shirt and caress your breasts, just for the hell of it?"
I shrug. "Sometimes. When I get stressed, I cup my boobs and give them a reassuring squeeze."
"Good information. Next time you're stressing I'll have to try that. #Quote by Leisa Rayven
Perv quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#24. A fine shiver coursed over my skin. "Seth?" "Yeah?" "You were in my dream." One amber-colored eye opened. "Please tell me we were naked." I rolled my eyes. "You're such a perv." He sighed mournfully as he wiggled closer. "I'll take that as a no." "You'd be correct." Unable to fall back to sleep, I started chewing on my lip. So many worries surfaced at once that my brain spun. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Perv quotes by Sherilee Gray
#25. Up to you if you want to go out with a
boner like some creepy old perv. #Quote by Sherilee Gray
Perv quotes by Kami Garcia
#26. You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it? #Quote by Kami Garcia
Perv quotes by Jim Butcher
#27. I hadn't realized, until I actually heard his voice, how much I'd missed the demented little perv. #Quote by Jim Butcher
Perv quotes by Julie Halpern
#28. Could it be possible that having cancer has turned you into an even bigger perv? Yes. It's a common side effect. #Quote by Julie Halpern
Perv quotes by Bijou Hunter
#29. Squinting at him, I had to wonder if all of the booze had made him stupid. "After all the trouble I have being with you, do you really think I'd want another dick around me?"
Cooper grinned. "Is it wrong that my dick responded when you called its name?"
"Very wrong, perv," I said, laughing. #Quote by Bijou Hunter

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