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Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Janet Evanovich
#1. You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli #Quote by Janet Evanovich
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Donald Trump
#2. What I hate about Halle Berry is there's always drama around her. It's always fighting, automobile accidents, fistfights, boyfriends fighting ex-husbands for the child. #Quote by Donald Trump
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Maria M.
#3. I had stay alive, and if that meant pretending that I had knowledge of my ex-boyfriend's whereabouts that would likely lead to his death, then so be it.

This was the closest I had gotten to finding Alex, and I wasn't going to let go of this last shred of immortal in my life. Because if I did, I would likely convince myself that it was too good to be true; that it had only been a dream gone awry; and that the last three months were just a figment of my imagination. #Quote by Maria M.
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by D.A. Rhine
#4. Hey lady." Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy's neck and kissed her cheek quickly. "So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car? #Quote by D.A. Rhine
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by John Green
#5. Almost all the ex-boyfriends are like this - never really three-dimensional, but it soon becomes apparent that this is deliberate, that Tiny's showing how he never got to know all of their dimensions, that he was so caught up in being in love that he didn't really take the time to think about what he was in love with. #Quote by John Green
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Nicola Monaghan
#6. It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don't. If a man is your ex, it's better all round if he was not Mr. Right. #Quote by Nicola Monaghan
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Heather Chapple
#7. Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University. #Quote by Heather Chapple
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Lily Rabe
#8. One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends. #Quote by Lily Rabe
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Rachel Higginson
#9. Why couldn't all ex-boyfriends just turn into toads the second things were over? So many bad decisions could be avoided in the world if women only had to face toads they were in love with and not the real men that represented their heartbreak and lost hopes and dreams and wasted orgasms. Well… maybe we didn't regret the orgasms. #Quote by Rachel Higginson
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Kristen Day
#10. What-ifs are kind of like ex-boyfriends. The more attention you give them, the more likely they are to stalk you and show up in you bedroom closet when you are getting out of the shower. #Quote by Kristen Day
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Buan Boonaca
#11. I always thought there were like seven continents." Crazzee was kind of an expert in geography. One of her ex-boyfriends had a large map of the world above his bed. #Quote by Buan Boonaca
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Carrie Fisher
#12. Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? #Quote by Carrie Fisher
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by David Levithan
#13. Me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe.
mom: ...
me: i'm kidding about the axe part. #Quote by David Levithan
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Alanis Morissette
#14. I think a beautiful quality that's a biological, hormonal imperative for women, whether they have children or not, is that we're built to be empathic. For me, it was finally being maternal in an appropriate way instead of trying to mommy ex-boyfriends. #Quote by Alanis Morissette
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Koren Zailckas
#15. My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them. #Quote by Koren Zailckas
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Sloan Parker
#16. Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against the counter, and folded his arms over his chest. "You're an idiot." "Seems to be a common conclusion. You're not my favourite person right now either. #Quote by Sloan Parker
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Lauren Barnholdt
#17. But it's that fucking dress she's wearing. It's low-cut and tight and just ... Jesus. Why would she wear a dress like that? Is she doing it just to torture me? I like the idea that maybe she had me in mind when she picked it out. Of course, she might be wearing it because she wants to get attention from other guys.
I look around the wedding suspiciously, trying to see if anyone is looking at her. I don't want to have to punch someone out, but i'll do it if I have to. #Quote by Lauren Barnholdt
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Nina Dobrev
#18. I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. #Quote by Nina Dobrev
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by John Green
#19. They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter. #Quote by John Green
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Melissa Landers
#20. Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body. #Quote by Melissa Landers
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Mae West
#21. All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. #Quote by Mae West
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Taylor Swift
#22. Back To December is a song that addresses a first for me. In that I've never apologized in a song before. Whether it be good or bad or an apology. The person I wrote this song about deserves this. This is about a person who was incredible to me- just perfect in a relationship- and I was very careless with him. So, this is a song full of words that I would say to him that he deserves to hear.

I've never felt the need to apologize in a song before, but in the last two years I've experienced a lot, a lot of different kinds of learning lessons And sometimes you learn a lesson too late and at that point you need to apologize because you were careless. ['Back To December'] is about a person who was incredible to me, just perfect to me in a relationship, and I was really careless with him

I've written songs about things like burning my ex boyfriends pictures… I've written songs about the times that I've been hurt by love. But then one day I woke up and realized that I had hurt somebody… And so I wrote this song to tell him I'm sorry #Quote by Taylor Swift
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
#23. Once she had told him, "The thing about cross-cultural relationships is that you spend so much time explaining. My ex-boyfriends and I spent a lot of time explaining. I sometimes wondered whether we would even have anything at all to say to each other if we were from the same place," and it pleased him to hear that, because it gave his relationship with her a depth, a lack of trifling novelty. They were from the same place and they still had a lot to say to each other. #Quote by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Warren Ellis
#24. He wasn't pleased with himself for appraising the girl in the tank. He thought of her as half-pretty, the sort of girl one would find modeling for art classes in dire community colleges. Putting her cheap panties and her ex-boyfriend's shirt back on to wander around the easels afterward and wondering how grotesque she must really be, to have summoned up the deformities whacked down in merciless charcoal strikes. #Quote by Warren Ellis
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Taylor Swift
#25. You're going to have people who are going to say 'Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends' and I think frankly that's a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They're all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there. #Quote by Taylor Swift
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Kayleen Schaefer
#26. In going back and thinking about my friendships and hearing about other women's, I see this: Our friends are not our second choices. They are our dates for Friday nights and for ex-boyfriends' weddings. They are the visitors to our hometowns and hospital rooms. They are the first people we tell about any news, whether it's good, terrible, or mundane. They are our plus ones at office parties. They are the people we're raising children with. They are our advocates, who, no matter what, make us feel like we won't fail. They are the people who will struggle with us and who will stay with us. They are who we text when we get home. #Quote by Kayleen Schaefer
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Suzanne Wright
#27. Harper's brow furrowed. "Why are you even asking me questions? I know you did your research on me."
"I did," he admitted unrepentantly. "I learned a lot about you. For instance, I learned that you're responsible for the breakdown of an ex-boyfriend's bank account - "
" - that you hacked a human police database and messed up their filing system when your friend was unjustly arrested - "
" - that you beat up a male demon who hurt your cousin - "
"I have an alibi for that."
" - and that you infected an old teacher's computer with a virus that caused clips of gay porn to pop up on his screen every thirty seconds."
"Closet gays do the strangest things when the pressure gets too much. #Quote by Suzanne Wright
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Rachel Bertsche
#28. With some people there is easy conversation and not enough time in one meal to get out everything you want to tell her
all the things you didn't know you'd been holding in until you're suddenly confessing to Facebook-stalking ex-boyfriends and how nerdy you are for coveting the iPad
and with others there is that subtle but heavy weight of constantly trying to think of what you might say next to avoid an uncomfortable silence. #Quote by Rachel Bertsche
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Meg Cabot
#29. Meena wasn't sure which she found more disturbing: that she'd been hunting her ex-boyfriend's murderous wife with a hair dryer beneath the streets of Manhattan, or that when she opened her eyes after having been knocked unconscious by this person, she realized she'd been rescued by another one of her ex-boyfriends. #Quote by Meg Cabot
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Alexa Chung
#30. Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola. #Quote by Alexa Chung
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Abbi Glines
#31. I smashed all the windows in my ex-boyfriend's truck." "You did what?" I couldn't have heard her correctly. That did not happen in real life. Country songs, yes. Real life, no way. #Quote by Abbi Glines
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Kate Christensen
#32. I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it was similar to writing a first-person novel. But I was writing about real people, not fictional ones - myself, my family, my friends and boyfriends and ex-husband, and that was extremely tricky. #Quote by Kate Christensen
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Laurie Frankel
#33. But there was a catalyst, an event, a moment which changed everything and not just for us. This is good for storytelling but bad for decision making, and it is frightening to look back and realize, were it not for that moment, all of our lives would have been so different. maybe that's revisionist history. Maybe it's me making origin myths. But I can't shake the conviction that Jason's boyfriend's friend's ex-boyfriend's girlfriend changed the world. #Quote by Laurie Frankel
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Jenny Han
#34. You can send invitations and it can be a fun little thing. An unveiling."
I spit out toothpaste. "I mean, in theory. But Allie moved, and Genevieve is a--"
"Witch with a b," she supplies.
I giggle. "Definitely a witch with a b."
"She's scary. One time when I was little, she locked me in the towel closet!" Kitty flushes the toilet and gets up. "You can still have a party, just don't invite Genevieve. It doesn't make sense for you to invite your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend to a time capsule party anyway."
As if there were some set etiquette for who to invite to a time capsule party! As if there were really such a thing as a time capsule party! #Quote by Jenny Han
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Selena
#35. I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it! #Quote by Selena
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Ilsa Madden-Mills
#36. Italian food trumps ex-boyfriends every time, #Quote by Ilsa Madden-Mills
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Erin Jamison
#37. He reached out and intertwined our hands. Gently urging me forward he whispered, Have I lost you love? #Quote by Erin Jamison
Pathetic Ex Boyfriends quotes by Jasper Fforde
#38. I collect ex-boyfriends
and more than five, at last count. #Quote by Jasper Fforde

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