Office Christmas Quotes

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Famous Quotes About Office Christmas

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Office Christmas quotes by Ricky Gervais
#1. I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that. #Quote by Ricky Gervais
Office Christmas quotes by Phyllis Diller
#2. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. #Quote by Phyllis Diller
Office Christmas quotes by Josh Bazell
#3. I should say here that being chronically sleep-deprived is so demonstrably similar to being drunk that hospitals often feel like giant, ceaseless office Christmas parties. Except that at a Christmas party the schmuck standing next to you isn't about to fillet your pancreas with something called a hot knife. #Quote by Josh Bazell
Office Christmas quotes by Carolyn Haines
#4. Tinkie's on the list."
"That's ridiculous. She and Enzo were only flirting."
"And Oscar showed his ass and then was seen floundering in the bayou where a blow-up sex doll, complete with a death threat, later showed up in front of an entire town." ...
"Even though they don't have a body, Pret is thinking Enzo's disappearance may prove to be a homicide. #Quote by Carolyn Haines
Office Christmas quotes by Edgar Berman
#5. Cancer has pizzazz, box office and glamour, and in actual dollars and prestige, even heart and mental can't hold a candle to it. It's a health dodge with a future and everybody who's anybody is jumping in ... #Quote by Edgar Berman
Office Christmas quotes by Mindy Kaling
#6. I notice that a little bit at The Office, with, like, an actor: If I decided there'd be a certain way in the script, it would still seem open-ended, whereas ... if I was a man I would not have seen that. #Quote by Mindy Kaling
Office Christmas quotes by N. T. Wright
#7. If, therefore, those called to office and leadership roles in the church remain content merely to organize and manage the internal affairs of the church, they are leaving a vacuum exactly where there ought to be vibrant, pulsating life. Of course Christian leaders need to be trained and equipped for management, for running of the organization. The church will not thrive by performing in a bumbling, amateur fashion and hoping that piety and goodwill will make up for incompetence. But how much more should a Christian minister be a serious professional when it comes to grappling with scripture and discovering how it enables him or her, in preaching, teaching, prayer, and pastoral work, to engage with the huge issues that confront us as a society and as individuals. If we are professional about other things, we ought to be ashamed not to be properly equipped both to study the Bible ouselves and to bring its ever-fresh word to others. #Quote by N. T. Wright
Office Christmas quotes by R.C. Sproul
#8. Christ is still in Christmas, and for one brief season the secular world broadcasts the message of Christ over every radio station and television channel in the land. Never does the church get as much free air time as during the Christmas season. #Quote by R.C. Sproul
Office Christmas quotes by Alexa Riley
#9. I have loved you from the moment I heard your voice. Thank you for coming here, and being my Christmas miracle. #Quote by Alexa Riley
Office Christmas quotes by Sam Altman
#10. You also want to fire people who a) create office politics, and b) who are persistently negative. #Quote by Sam Altman
Office Christmas quotes by Judy Biggert
#11. As the Nation's primary supporter of research in the physical sciences, the DOE Office of Science led the way in creating a unique system of large-scale, specialized, often one-of-a-kind facilities for scientific discovery. #Quote by Judy Biggert
Office Christmas quotes by Himmilicious
#12. And yes.. There is one asshole in your office who gets paid really higher than you for his bullshit.. Called boss.. #Quote by Himmilicious
Office Christmas quotes by Nita Belles
#13. When bad things happen to men we say it's terrible, but when bad things happen to women we say that's just a cultural practice, says Lou de Baca, U.S. Ambassador at Large, Office to Combat and Monitor Human Trafficking. #Quote by Nita Belles
Office Christmas quotes by Harry Redknapp
#14. I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day. #Quote by Harry Redknapp
Office Christmas quotes by Donna Grant
#15. I always wondered why they don't have a word for a parent who loses a child. If I'd lost Ben, I'd be a widow. #Quote by Donna Grant
Office Christmas quotes by William Shakespeare
#16. Virtue's office never breaks men's troth. #Quote by William Shakespeare
Office Christmas quotes by Cory Doctorow
#17. Once upon a time, my government turned my city into a police state, kidnapped me, and tortured me. When I got free, I decided that the problem wasn't the system, but who was running it. Bad guys had gotten into places of high office. We needed good apples. I worked my butt off to get people to vote for good apples. We had elections. We installed the kind of apples everyone agreed would be the kind of apples we could be proud of. They said good things. A few real dirtbags like Carrie Johnstone lost their jobs.
And then, well, the good apples turned out to act pretty much exactly like the bad apples. Oh, they had reasons. There were emergencies. Circumstances. It was all really regrettable.
But there were always emergencies, weren't there? #Quote by Cory Doctorow
Office Christmas quotes by J.M. Coetzee
#18. If you have reservations about the system and want to change it, the democratic argument goes, do so within the system: put yourself forward as a candidate for political office, subject yourself to the scrutiny and the vote of fellow citizens. Democracy does not allow for politics outside the democratic system. In this sense, democracy is totalitarian. #Quote by J.M. Coetzee
Office Christmas quotes by Charles Krauthammer
#19. After endless days of commuting on the freeway to an antiseptic, sealed-window office, there is a great urge to backpack in the woods and build a fire. #Quote by Charles Krauthammer
Office Christmas quotes by Noel Fielding
#20. All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. #Quote by Noel Fielding
Office Christmas quotes by Ritter William
#21. That reminds me," he said, pausing. "There's a jar in my office marked 'Bail.' If you don't hear from me by tonight, just bring it down to the Mason street Station, would you? I'm usually in the first or second cell. #Quote by Ritter William
Office Christmas quotes by Franco Harris
#22. Once that was over, I knew that my ties to a football organization would be over because I never wanted to coach or be in the front office. #Quote by Franco Harris
Office Christmas quotes by Philip Roth
#23. This is called a piqué machine, it sews that finest stitch, called piqué, requires far more skill than the other stitches.... This is called a polishing machine and that is called a stretcher and you are called honey and I am called Daddy and this is called living and the other is called dying and this is called madness and this is called mourning and this is called hell, pure hell, and you have to have strong ties to be able to stick it out, this is called trying-to-go-on-as-though-nothing-has-happened and this is called paying-the-full-price-but-in-God's-name-for-what, this is called wanting-to-be-dead-and-wanting-to-find-her-and-to-kill-her-and-to-save-her-from-whatever-she-is-going-through-wherever-on-earth-she-may-be-at-this-moment, this unbridled outpouring is called blotting-out-everything and it does not work, I am half insane, the shattering force of that bomb is too great ... And then they were back at his office again. #Quote by Philip Roth
Office Christmas quotes by Stephen Colbert
#24. After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it! #Quote by Stephen Colbert
Office Christmas quotes by Cara Wall
#25. After a month, he went to Tom Adam's office hours. He meant to begin with a question about a paper, to mention the lecture casually, just as he was leaving. Instead he stood in the doorway and said, "Do you believe in God?"

Tom looked up from his desk. "I don't know," he said.

Charles sat down in the old chair tucked in the corner. "But Father Martin does."

"Yes."

"And how does he know?"

Tom smiled. "He says it's like knowing that your mother slept with the milkman. You wish you didn't have to know, but there it is. #Quote by Cara Wall
Office Christmas quotes by Jarod Kintz
#26. I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment office. They maybe hiring. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Office Christmas quotes by John Podhoretz
#27. You know, you just know, that after the president goes out there and announces he wants to make community college free for all Americans - as though anything government does is 'free' - or is unilaterally and unconstitutionally legalizing millions of undocumented immigrants, he comes back to the offices, pulls out the presidential BlackBerry, and gleefully follows along as the Right goes completely ape over these wild policy decisions. #Quote by John Podhoretz
Office Christmas quotes by Dee Dee Myers
#28. Campaigns often make standing on principle the highest of virtues - and listening to your opponents a sure sign of weakness. It's the virtual opposite of what it takes to succeed in office. Squaring the circle takes a powerful combination of skills. But presidents who can campaign and compromise are generally the most successful. #Quote by Dee Dee Myers
Office Christmas quotes by Stephen Fry
#29. He was one of a long line of mimsy and embittered middle-class sensitives who disguised their feeble and decadent lust as something spiritual and Socratic.
And why not? If it meant he had to end his days on some Mediterranean island writing lyric prose for Faber and Faber and literary criticism for the New Statesman, running through successions of houseboys and 'secretaries', getting sloshed on Fernet Branca and having to pay off the Chief of Police every six months, then so be it. Better than driving to the office in the rain. #Quote by Stephen Fry
Office Christmas quotes by Pope Benedict XVI
#30. Joy is the true gift of Christmas ... #Quote by Pope Benedict XVI
Office Christmas quotes by Steve Carell
#31. That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about. #Quote by Steve Carell
Office Christmas quotes by Ogden Nash
#32. Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures
take them, George, they're yours! #Quote by Ogden Nash
Office Christmas quotes by Monica McInerney
#33. She just waited. Rosie had no choice. She'd have to do it on her own. She'd do anything for Amy, even hear whatever she was about to hear, on her own. The consultant was in his office. It was as untidy as always. He didn't smile. It wasn't a bad sign. He #Quote by Monica McInerney
Office Christmas quotes by Nancy Dunnan
#34. Give a cold shoulder to cold callers. Never invest in anything based on a phone call from someone you don't know or whose office is a post office box. #Quote by Nancy Dunnan
Office Christmas quotes by Glenn Beck
#35. You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it. #Quote by Glenn Beck
Office Christmas quotes by Rachel Vincent
#36. In the office, Michael sat behind our father's desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making notes with his left. Ambidextrous freak. #Quote by Rachel Vincent
Office Christmas quotes by Johanna Lindsey
#37. What do you do for Nigel Jennings?"
There was no pause at all. "I'm his tailer," he answered immediately.
"You're nothing of the sort."
Rupert gave her a cheeky grin. "Meant to say, he's my tailor."
She cast him a thoughtful look. "Interesting that you would lie about it."
"You call joking lying?"
"Evasion is a form of deceit."
"Interesting that you would see it that way." He gave her back her own words. She almost laughed.
While he hadn't answered her question any more truthfully than she had answered his, he surprised her by not pursuing his inquiry about why she had been on Wigmore Street. Fingering a white silk yarn within his reach, he said, "I'll take a vest in this if you run out of ideas to ply your needle toward."
She couldn't help but grin. "Will you indeed? But that implies a gift-"
He cut in, "Consider it an early Christmas present," and actually sounded serious.
"I don't make presents for mere aquaintances."
"We're more'n that."
"We aren't."
"Of course we are,or do you make a habit of kissing mere aquaintances?"
She huffed. "You did the kissing, not I."
He was grinning again. "You fully participated,Becca. Don't even try to deny it. #Quote by Johanna Lindsey
Office Christmas quotes by Blaise Pascal
#38. And the same man who spends so many days and nights in fury and despair at losing some office or at some imaginary affront to his honour is the very one who knows that he is going to lose everything through death and feels neither anxiety nor emotion. #Quote by Blaise Pascal
Office Christmas quotes by Jim Butcher
#39. Sometimes you wake up, and there's a little voice inside your head that tells you that today is a special day. For a lot of kids, it sometimes happens on their birthday, and always on Christmas morning.
I remember exactly one of those Christmases, when I was little and my dad was still alive. I felt it again, eight or nine years later, the morning that Justin Demourn came to pick me up from the orphanage. I felt it one more time the morning Justin brought Elaine home from whatever orphanage she had been in.
And now, the little voice was telling me to wake up. That it was a special day.
My little voice is some kind of psycho. #Quote by Jim Butcher
Office Christmas quotes by Truman Capote
#40. Quite deliberately my friend drops a kettle on the floor. I tap-dance in front of closed doors. One by one the household emerges, looking as though they'd like to kill us both; but it's Christmas, so they can't. #Quote by Truman Capote

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