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Newlyweds Funny quotes by Clara Parkes
#1. A funny thing happens when more than one knitter gathers in a public place. A solo knitter, presuming she is a woman, quickly fades into the backdrop like a potted palm or a quietly nursing mother. ... A single knitter is shorthand for "nothing to see here, move on."

But when knitters gather, we become incongruously conspicuous. We are a species that other people aren't used to seeing in flocks, like a cluster of Corgis, a dozen Elvis impersonators waiting for the elevator. #Quote by Clara Parkes
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Meghan Daum
#2. Evan Handler is not only a fine actor, he's a damn good writer. It's Only Temporary is wise and funny and as righteously indignant as it is endearingly self-effacing. In what may be a literary first, the book actually left me wanting more. #Quote by Meghan Daum
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Orson Welles
#3. Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. #Quote by Orson Welles
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Cindy Anstey
#4. Please, I do not wish to be rescued by a gentleman. Could you find a farmer or a shopkeep - anyone not of the gentry - and then do me a great favor of forgetting you saw me? #Quote by Cindy Anstey
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Vince Gill
#5. The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it. #Quote by Vince Gill
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Agatha Christie
#6. It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. #Quote by Agatha Christie
Newlyweds Funny quotes by George Burns
#7. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. #Quote by George Burns
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Bedrich Smetana
#8. You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer. #Quote by Bedrich Smetana
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#9. Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Bauvard
#10. Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. #Quote by Bauvard
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Megan Fox
#11. I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. #Quote by Megan Fox
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Leigh Bardugo
#12. What are you smiling at?"
I whirled, peering into the gloom. The Darkling's voice seemed to float out of the shadows. He walked down to the stream, crouching on the bank to splash water on his face and through his dark hair.
"Well?" he asked, looking up at me.
"Myself," I admitted.
"Are you that funny?"
"I'm hilarious. #Quote by Leigh Bardugo
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Edward Norton
#13. I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don't. You can't learn it and you can't be taught it. I don't think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it. #Quote by Edward Norton
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Kate Winslet
#14. Life is short, and it is here to be lived. #Quote by Kate Winslet
Newlyweds Funny quotes by F Scott Fitzgerald
#15. The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. #Quote by F Scott Fitzgerald
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Steven Moffat
#16. It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you know you haven't got it yet, because somewhere out there, there's that perfect thing
the unexpected ending that was always going to happen. That place you've always been heading for, but never expected to go. #Quote by Steven Moffat
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Steven Wright
#17. In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above ... so I never have to go upstairs. #Quote by Steven Wright
Newlyweds Funny quotes by John Madden
#18. The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. #Quote by John Madden
Newlyweds Funny quotes by H.L. Mencken
#19. When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife. #Quote by H.L. Mencken
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Jack Nicholson
#20. There's probably no one who understands Method acting better academically than I do, or actually uses it more in his work. But it's funny - nobody really sees that. It's perception versus reality, I suppose. #Quote by Jack Nicholson
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Jen Turano
#21. -Am I allowed to call you Grayson, or have you assumed a new identity as well?
-He's Frank. #Quote by Jen Turano
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Murray Walker
#22. Schumacher wouldn't have let him past voluntarily. Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it. #Quote by Murray Walker
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Ronald Reagan
#23. But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . #Quote by Ronald Reagan
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Dave Sim
#24. I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt #Quote by Dave Sim
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Peyton Manning
#25. Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing. #Quote by Peyton Manning
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Ross Mathews
#26. I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny. #Quote by Ross Mathews
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Anita Diamant
#27. I always felt I understood myself better after we spent time together. And the way she laughed at my wisecracks and thanked me for my opinions made me think maybe I was as smart and funny as she said i was. #Quote by Anita Diamant
Newlyweds Funny quotes by David Sedaris
#28. For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I'd squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I'm now told that this is not called "going to sleep" but rather "passing out," a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment. #Quote by David Sedaris
Newlyweds Funny quotes by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
#29. Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. #Quote by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Martin Short
#30. I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. #Quote by Martin Short
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Elvis Costello
#31. As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, & Understanding? #Quote by Elvis Costello
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Ridley Scott
#32. When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Eventually, the joke starts to not be funny. So you have to be careful that you're not throwing the baby out with the bath water. #Quote by Ridley Scott
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Ashton Kutcher
#33. It takes a lot of energy to be funny ... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy. #Quote by Ashton Kutcher
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Cameo Renae
#34. Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... #Quote by Cameo Renae
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Dana Hill
#35. Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do. #Quote by Dana Hill
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Joey Logano
#36. It's funny how the whole team gets quiet when you're about to win a Daytona 500. #Quote by Joey Logano
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Aries Spears
#37. Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. #Quote by Aries Spears
Newlyweds Funny quotes by Kristen Ashley
#38. Now hang on a ding darn minute. #Quote by Kristen Ashley

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