Momberger Tosh Quotes

#1. Are some flowers more beautiful than others? The garden is beautiful. Do I prefer brother over brother? Comparisons are part of this political world. Where there is one, there is no conflict. Where there is two or more, there is conflict. Two is the devil. Conflict begin with the devil. We count 0 to 1, then back to 0. It is a circle. #Quote by Peter Tosh

#2. The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult? #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#3. Peace is a certificate you get in the grave. #Quote by Peter Tosh

#4. Face down, ass up, that's the way we both got stuck #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#5. You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
your dream. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#6. It takes a lot of physical and spiritual energy to balance on one wheel. Seen? #Quote by Peter Tosh

#7. Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#8. Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#9. Music is a science, it heals depression, it awakens, most people don't know, they just take music for an entertainment, something to dance to, and enjoy yourself and you go to bed and forget it tomorrow, music must never be forgotten, it's like a fountain that keeps on flowing #Quote by Peter Tosh

#10. The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#11. Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#12. There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately no, there's no excuse. You're going to have to let her drown that third one. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#13. Everyone's trying to reach the top. Tell me how far is it from the bottom. #Quote by Peter Tosh

#14. I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#15. Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#16. If Canada were really that great, it would be a state. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#17. The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#18. No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#19. I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!' ... If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#20. I don't need no peace. I need equal rights and justice. #Quote by Peter Tosh

#21. I'm not honest, but you're interesting! #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#22. I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#23. That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#24. Tosh throws up her hands. 'Tell me what you want!'
What I want...
To smell the desert after rain? To awake each morning beneath a soft Cheyenne blanket, skin still heavy with his scent? To rip out the flawed cog inside of me that brought it all to a screeching halt, then wind back through the years and do everything all over again. Perhaps that is what I want. A different ending. #Quote by Allyson Stack

#25. You are a sick freak who should be beaten. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#26. I was always unfailingly polite to Ladon-Tosh. I didn't care if he never looked at me or spoke to me. I just wanted him to know that he had a friend in me. #Quote by David Baldacci

#27. Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#28. Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#29. I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.' #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#30. Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#31. I couldn't have written [What Good Are The Arts?] because I
and I'm not alone, by any means
do not have Carey's breadth of reading, nor his calm, wry logic, which enables him to demolish the arguments of just about everyone who has ever talked tosh about objective aesthetic principles. And this group, it turns out, includes anyone who has ever talked about objective aesthetic principles. #Quote by Nick Hornby

#32. The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#33. Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#34. I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected. #Quote by Daniel Tosh

#35. Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show. #Quote by Daniel Tosh