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Merkins Wigs quotes by Bill Bryson
#1. Perhaps the most irrational fashion act of all was the male habit for 150 years of wearing wigs. Samuel Pepys, as with so many things, was in the vanguard, noting with some apprehension the purchase of a wig in 1663 when wigs were not yet common. It was such a novelty that he feared people would laugh at him in church; he was greatly relieved, and a little proud, to find that they did not. He also worried, not unreasonably, that the hair of wigs might come from plague victims. Perhaps nothing says more about the power of fashion than that Pepys continued wearing wigs even while wondering if they might kill him. #Quote by Bill Bryson
Merkins Wigs quotes by Cillian Murphy
#2. That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do. #Quote by Cillian Murphy
Merkins Wigs quotes by Glenn Beck
#3. Thanks is part to our education system, we tend to think that we're smarter than the stupid guys in funny wigs who came before us. But that's because we are mistaking technology, progress, and access to information for intelligence. We think that because we know how to use iPhones (but not build them), browse the Internet (but not understand how it works), and use Google (but not really know anything), our educational system is working just great. By the same token, we think that those dumb aristocrats who used horses to get around and didn't have electricity were neanderthals. #Quote by Glenn Beck
Merkins Wigs quotes by Robyn Peterman
#4. Tomorrow would be a new day filled with uncertainty and very possibly danger, but right now all was right with my world. "Come on, baby. Let's go home," Hank said. "Will you guys be okay?" I asked my granny and BFF. "Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. Hank seemed confused, so I pushed him out the door before he asked questions he didn't want the answers to. "That visual was disturbing, #Quote by Robyn Peterman
Merkins Wigs quotes by Jimmy Fallon
#5. One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by the Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.' #Quote by Jimmy Fallon
Merkins Wigs quotes by Terry Pratchett
#6. It's not that I'm complaining,' said Angua, 'but when we were assigned this job I thought it was me who was going to be the decoy and you who was going to be the back up, Nobby.'
'Yeah, but what with you bein' . . .' Nobby's expression creased as he edged his way into
unfamiliar linguistic territory, '... mor phor . . . log . . . is . . : ally gifted. . .'
'A werewolf, Nobby. I know the word.'
'Right . . . well, obviously, you'd be a lot better at lurkin', an' . . . an' obviously it's not right, women havin' to act as decoys in police work. . .'
Angua hesitated, as she so often did when attempting to talk to Nobby on difficult matters, and waved her hands in front of her as if trying to shape the invisible dough of her thoughts.
'It's just that . . . I mean, people might . . .' she began. 'I mean . . . well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don't you?'
'Yes, miss.'
'You do?'
'Yes, miss. Lawyers, miss.'
'Good. Yes. Good,' said Angua slowly. 'Now try another one . . .'
'Er . . . actors, miss?'
Angua gave up. 'You look good in taffeta, Nobby,' she said.
'You don't think it makes me look too fat?'
Angua sniffed. 'Oh, no . . .' she said quietly. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Merkins Wigs quotes by Nikki Sixx
#7. President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it. #Quote by Nikki Sixx
Merkins Wigs quotes by William Gibson
#8. It began to be noted that the Wig had gone over the edge. Specifically, the Finn said, the Wig had become convinced that God lived in cyberspace, or perhaps that cyberspace was God, or some new manifestation of same. The Wig's ventures into theology tended to be marked by major paradigm shifts, true leaps of faith. #Quote by William Gibson
Merkins Wigs quotes by Hugh Masekela
#9. I think that anybody from the 20th century, up to now, has to be aware that if it wasn't for Louis Armstrong, we'd all be wearing powdered wigs. I think that Louis Armstrong loosened the world, helped people to be able to say "Yeah," and to walk with a little dip in their hip. Before Louis Armstrong, the world was definitely square, just like Christopher Columbus thought. #Quote by Hugh Masekela
Merkins Wigs quotes by Margaret Atwood
#10. Occasionally when no one was looking I would try on the wigs myself, but it was mostly the gray ones. I wanted to see how I would look when I was older. I would soon be old, I felt, and nothing would happen to me in the meantime because I wasn't interested in anything or anyone. I'd be deserted, I was convinced of it now. I was miserable. #Quote by Margaret Atwood
Merkins Wigs quotes by Carly Rae Jepsen
#11. The airport paparazzi kind of wigs me out a little bit. #Quote by Carly Rae Jepsen
Merkins Wigs quotes by Samuel Butler
#12. I am the enfant terrible of literature and science. If I cannot, and I know I cannot, get the literary and scientific big-wigs to give me a shilling, I can, and I know I can, heave bricks into the middle of them. #Quote by Samuel Butler
Merkins Wigs quotes by E.D.E.N. Southworth
#13. It means, your worships' excellencies, that - you - can't come to it! This chicken won't fight. It means that the fat's in the fire, and the cat's out of the bag! It means confusion! Distraction! Perdition! And a tearing off of our wigs! It means the game's up, the play's over, villainy is about to be hanged and virtue about to be married, and the curtain is going to drop and the principal performer - that's I - is going to be called out amid the applause of the audience! #Quote by E.D.E.N. Southworth
Merkins Wigs quotes by Sherri Shepherd
#14. Wigs have always been a part of my life and have become a staple accessory in my closet. I can remember being a little girl and hearing all the commotion in my house from my mom, aunts and grandmother when picking out their wigs for the day. It was such a good time for them and part of their everyday beauty routine. #Quote by Sherri Shepherd
Merkins Wigs quotes by General Butt Naked
#15. So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying dainty purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk and homicidal. We killed hundreds of people - so many I lost count. #Quote by General Butt Naked
Merkins Wigs quotes by Cyndi Lauper
#16. I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair. #Quote by Cyndi Lauper
Merkins Wigs quotes by Megan Boone
#17. British actors wear wigs a lot. I find it to be a nice ritual at the end of the day, take the wig off, clean the makeup off, go home, leave work behind me. #Quote by Megan Boone
Merkins Wigs quotes by Jennifer Coolidge
#18. Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. #Quote by Jennifer Coolidge
Merkins Wigs quotes by Joni Mitchell
#19. I didn't think I had much of a following in the south. I thought I was anonymous down there so I kept to the south. I found in certain pockets that I was quite recognizable, and I just hit a wig store. #Quote by Joni Mitchell
Merkins Wigs quotes by Thomas Bernhard
#20. Her mother, an unshapely, chubby-cheeked creature from the rural gentry of Styria, permanently lost her hair at the age of forty after being treated for influenza by her husband, and prematurely withdrew from society. She and her husband were able to live in the Gentzgasse thanks to her mother's fortune, which derived from the family estates in Styria and then devolved upon her. She provided for everything, since her husband earned nothing as a doctor. He was a socialite, what is known as a beau, who went to all the big Viennese balls during the carnival season and throughout his life was able to conceal his stupidity behind a pleasingly slim exterior. Throughout her life Auersberger's mother-in-law had a raw deal from her husband, but was content to accept her modest social station, not that of a member of the nobility, but one that was thoroughly petit bourgeois. Her son-in-law, as I suddenly recalled, sitting in the wing chair, made a point of hiding her wig from time to time--whenever the mood took him--both in the Gentzgasse and at the Maria Zaal in Styria, so that the poor woman was unable to leave the house. It used to amuse him, after he had hidden her wig, to drive his mother-in-law up the wall, as they say. Even when he was going on forty he used to hide her wigs--by that time she has provided herself with several--which was a symptom of his sickness and infantility. I often witnessed this game of hide-and-seek at Maria Zaal and in the Gentzgasse, and I honestly hav #Quote by Thomas Bernhard
Merkins Wigs quotes by Bill Bryson
#21. We may be only one of millions of advanced civilizations. Unfortunately, space being spacious, the average distance between any two of these civilizations is reckoned to be at least two hundred light-years, which is a great deal more than merely saying it makes it sound. It means for a start that even if these beings know we are here and are somehow able to see us in their telescopes, they're watching light that left Earth two hundred years ago. So, they're not seeing you and me. They're watching the French Revolution and Thomas Jefferson and people in silk stockings and powdered wigs
people who don't know what an atom is, or a gene, and who make their electricity by rubbing a rod of amber with a piece of fur and think that's quite a trick. Any message we receive from them is likely to begin "Dear Sire," and congratulate us on the handsomness of our horses and our mastery of whale oil. Two hundred light-years is a distance so far beyond us as to be, well, just beyond us. #Quote by Bill Bryson
Merkins Wigs quotes by Jolene Blalock
#22. Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed. #Quote by Jolene Blalock
Merkins Wigs quotes by Dolly Parton
#23. I wear wigs all the time on shows, and every day when I'm in public, at Dollywood. People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.' #Quote by Dolly Parton
Merkins Wigs quotes by Sherman Alexie
#24. But we danced, under wigs and between unfinished walls, through broken promises and around empty cupboards. #Quote by Sherman Alexie
Merkins Wigs quotes by Rita Ora
#25. When I perform, I usually wear wigs because I love them. #Quote by Rita Ora
Merkins Wigs quotes by Jennifer Finney Boylan
#26. At its heart, the quest that trans people are on is to have the same thing that straight - and gay - people have: the ability to wake up in the morning and be ourselves, without permission, without apology. Our lives should not be defined by wigs, or surgery, or which bathroom we use. Our lives should be defined by our identities, and the truth we bear in our hearts. #Quote by Jennifer Finney Boylan
Merkins Wigs quotes by John Tenniel
#27. A wasp in a wig is altogether beyond the appliances of art. #Quote by John Tenniel
Merkins Wigs quotes by Lily Rabe
#28. As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven Alan, and not be in a corset and a wig, and not have a dialect, and get to be in a 90-minute play with no intermission, and get to do real comedy. #Quote by Lily Rabe
Merkins Wigs quotes by Robyn Peterman
#29. Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF.
"Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. #Quote by Robyn Peterman
Merkins Wigs quotes by James St. James
#30. I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit. #Quote by James St. James
Merkins Wigs quotes by Kathy Bates
#31. Now if I go through it again, I think I would be a lot more open about it. I admire people who have been open like Melissa Ethridge and women I see walking around facing it without wigs and all of that stuff. I think I would be more courageous next time. #Quote by Kathy Bates
Merkins Wigs quotes by Joanna Lumley
#32. You can't be vain as an actor. In 'Ab Fab,' we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic. #Quote by Joanna Lumley
Merkins Wigs quotes by Tina Fey
#33. Why can't we accept the human form as it is? screams no one. I don't know why, but we never have. That's why people wore corsets and neck stretchers and powdered wigs. #Quote by Tina Fey
Merkins Wigs quotes by Billy Zane
#34. A wig is a wig is a wig. #Quote by Billy Zane
Merkins Wigs quotes by Carice Van Houten
#35. I have some wigs at home just for fun. Throughout my years, my hair has been treated in a not very nice way, so I have to be careful. #Quote by Carice Van Houten
Merkins Wigs quotes by Benjamin Franklin
#36. Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. #Quote by Benjamin Franklin
Merkins Wigs quotes by Stan Freberg
#37. Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig! #Quote by Stan Freberg
Merkins Wigs quotes by Bonnie Tyler
#38. When I was young, I used to wear a lot of wigs, and I was running on stage at a gig and tripped over and it fell off. It was in the 1970s, and Swansea were doing really well in the league, and most of the team were there. I almost died, but I picked it up, put it back on my head and carried on. #Quote by Bonnie Tyler

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