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Markeson Dentistry quotes by Arthur Guiterman
#1. First dentistry was painless.
Then bicycles were chainless,
Carriages were horseless,
And many laws enforceless.
Next cookery was fireless,
Telegraphy was wireless,
Cigars were nicotineless,
And coffee caffeineless.
Soon oranges were seedless,
The putting green was weedless,
The college boy was hatless,
The proper diet fatless.
New motor roads are dustless,
The latest steel is rustless,
Our tennis courts are sodless,
Our new religion
godless. #Quote by Arthur Guiterman
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Kelly Link
#2. Picture the lobby of a hotel. [ ... ] Now fill up the lobby with dentists and superheroes. Men and women, oral surgeons, eighth-dimensional entities, mutants, and freaks who want to save your teeth, save the world, and maybe end up with a television show, too. [ ... ] Boards in the lobby list panels on advances in cosmetic dentistry, effective strategies for minimizing liability in cases of bystander hazard, presentations with titles like Spandex or Bulletproof? What Look Is Right For You? #Quote by Kelly Link
Markeson Dentistry quotes by William Hazlitt
#3. One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those things whereby every man gets his living. #Quote by William Hazlitt
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Bill Maher
#4. Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry. #Quote by Bill Maher
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Vincent Canby
#5. It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. #Quote by Vincent Canby
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Paul Merton
#6. I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? #Quote by Paul Merton
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Amie Kaufman
#7. And what does Jubilee Chase want to do with her life, if she's not hunting down rebel leaders and skinning them alive?"
"I don't know. Something extremely boring. I could go to night school and learn dentistry." That makes him laugh, a quick burst of a chuckle that makes my own lips curve.
"Oh, God no. No way could you be a dentist."
"I could! I'd be a damn good dentist. #Quote by Amie Kaufman
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Joseph Heller
#8. We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. #Quote by Joseph Heller
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Robert Genn
#9. The painting world is awash with people who cannot paint. This is a condition that would not be tolerated in other professions such as Dentistry, Medicine, or among members of the Airline Pilot's Association. #Quote by Robert Genn
Markeson Dentistry quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
#10. In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : Dentistry. #Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Markeson Dentistry quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
#11. When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry. #Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Natalie
#12. Had a filling done yesterday with no freezing, natural materials, essentials oils, and homeopathic remedies. We absolutely must push for more holistic biological dentistry ... #Quote by Natalie
Markeson Dentistry quotes by E.B. White
#13. Dentistry is more impressive in town-what the rural man calls cleaning the teeth is called "prophylaxis" in New York. #Quote by E.B. White
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Dick Cavett
#14. Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. #Quote by Dick Cavett
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Daniel
#15. Daniel Daniel Dentistry - Halifax Cosmetic and Implant Dentistry #Quote by Daniel
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Michael Buckley
#16. You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist? #Quote by Michael Buckley
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Mason Cooley
#17. If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. #Quote by Mason Cooley
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Neel Burton
#18. If you want to be heard, become a dentist. #Quote by Neel Burton
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Margaret Atwood
#19. Love is not a profession
genteel or otherwise
sex is not dentistry
the slick filling of aches and cavities
you are not my doctor
you are not my cure,
nobody has that
power, you are merely a fellow/traveler. #Quote by Margaret Atwood
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Ogden Nash
#20. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. #Quote by Ogden Nash
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
#21. Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond #Quote by Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Christian Bale
#22. I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. #Quote by Christian Bale
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Terri Irwin
#23. Bindi and I had been in Oregon for a few days, visiting family, and we planned to catch up with Steve in Las Vegas. But she and I had an ugly incident at the airport when we arrived. A Vegas lowlife approached us, his hat pulled down, big sunglasses on his face, and displaying some of the worst dentistry I've ever seen.
He leered at us, obviously drunk or crazy, and tried to kiss me. I backed off rapidly and looked for Steve. I knew I could rely on him to take care of any creep I encountered.
Then it dawned on me: The creep was Steve. In order to move around the airport without anyone recognizing him, he put on false teeth and changed his usual clothes. I didn't recognize my own husband out of his khakis.
I burst out laughing. Bindi was wide-eyed. "Look, it's your daddy." It took her a while before she was sure. #Quote by Terri Irwin
Markeson Dentistry quotes by A.M. Homes
#24. A man of the mouth, formerly the most oral of surgeons, Henry had the habit of giving his lady patients laughing gas, putting them out, then fiercely fucking them, while tugging on their wisdom teeth. His getting caught was a slip of the tongue, so to speak. While he was buried deep in a muff, some sharp thing slipped, and his prize patient, Mrs Mavis Gilette, woke to find a harpoon hole in her cheek and her lost licker languishing on the floor. #Quote by A.M. Homes
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Robert Breault
#25. My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. #Quote by Robert Breault
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Bauvard
#26. Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes. #Quote by Bauvard
Markeson Dentistry quotes by E. V. Knox
#27. Golf is played with a number of striking implements more intricate in shape than those used in any form of recreation except dentistry. #Quote by E. V. Knox
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Emanuel Derman
#28. Finance is concerned with the relations between the values of securities and their risk, and with the behavior of those values. It aspires to be a practical, like physics or chemistry or electrical engineering. As John Maynard Keynes once remarked about economics, "If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid." Dentists rely on science, engineering, empirical knowledge, and heuristics, and there are no theorems in dentistry. Similarly, one would hope that nance would be concerned with laws rather than theorems, with behavior rather than assumptions. One doesn't seriously describe the behavior of a market with theorems. #Quote by Emanuel Derman
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Amy Leach
#29. For not all atoms are wiggle-away; xenon, for example, is heavy and slow. It would make a nicely combustibel atmosphere, of glowing lavender hue, and would make sound possible, albeit slow, so everyone's voice would drop several octaves and everyone would sound like walruses. And xenon is an anesthetic, so inhabitants would be blithe and amenable to dentistry. #Quote by Amy Leach
Markeson Dentistry quotes by James E. Rota
#30. When we are mindful to the various elements of the human experience and are acutely aware of the sacred responsibility we hold when we treat the mouth of another person – and we are humbled by the beauty, sensitivity and complexity of the design of the human body and spirit – it is in that moment that we do our best work and are in service to the well-being of the patient, and we are grateful for the fulfilling experience of restoring health to that person. #Quote by James E. Rota
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Steve McCurry
#31. In India in particular, where millions have no home but the streets, virtually every life event is carried out in public: prayer, eating, sleeping, nursing, crude dentistry, even bodily functions. In the secular West, where nothing is sacred, everything seems hidden; yet in Asia, where nothing is hidden, everything is sacred. #Quote by Steve McCurry
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#32. Many amateurs believe that plants and animals reproduce on a one-way route toward perfection. Translating the idea in social terms, they believe that companies and organizations are, thanks to competition (and the discipline of the quarterly report), irreversibly heading toward betterment. The strongest will survive; the weakest will become extinct. As to investors and traders, they believe that by letting them compete, the best will prosper and the worst will go learn a new craft (like pumping gas or, sometimes, dentistry). Things are not as simple as that. We will ignore the basic misuse of Darwinian ideas in the fact that organizations do not reproduce like living members of nature - Darwinian ideas are about reproductive fitness, not about survival. #Quote by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Preity Zinta
#33. L.A. is wonderful. They have something called sleep dentistry. You just go there, and they put you to sleep and go, 'Drrrrrr,' and by the time you wake up a few hours later, you have a whole new set of teeth. I mean, whatever you want them to do. #Quote by Preity Zinta
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Leonard Woolf
#34. The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. #Quote by Leonard Woolf
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Heather Brewer
#35. Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry #Quote by Heather Brewer
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Christopher Hitchens
#36. With modern American dentistry it is simply amazing to see what transformation can be wrought in a single day. #Quote by Christopher Hitchens
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Alan Bradley
#37. Mr. Sambridge possessed a remarkably good mouthful of natural teeth for someone his age, whether ritually maintained or expensively corrected I could not tell.

As someone who has spent hours of agony strapped down in Dr. Frankenstein's chamber of dental horrors in Farrington Street, I could only respect - and hate - anyone who still possessed such a spotless set of choppers. #Quote by Alan Bradley
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Ray S. Jackendoff
#38. It may well be that individuals who are attracted into linguistics have a certain talent for metalinguistic reflection - a delight in constructing ungrammatical sentences, finding curious ambiguities and implicatures, hearing and imitating accents, and the like - and that professional training as a linguist only amplifies this proclivity. It would then be no surprise that linguists' sense of what is interesting in language is different from that of our friends in biology, economics, and dentistry. It is just that we linguists have made the mistake of assuming everyone else is like us. #Quote by Ray S. Jackendoff
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Stephen Baxter
#39. The story of colonial-era America, rerun across an infinite frontier ... All of which was fine, until the day you needed root-canal dentistry. Or your e-book reader broke down. Or you worried whether your kids were ever going to learn anything more than how to plough a field or trap a rabbit. Or you got sick of the mosquitoes. Or, damn it, you just wanted to go shopping. #Quote by Stephen Baxter
Markeson Dentistry quotes by Charlie Chaplin
#40. I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that. They just keep smiling. #Quote by Charlie Chaplin

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