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Lol quotes by Leigh Bardugo
#1. (Some girl) "You said we'd have breakfast!"
(Jasper) "If i live, i'll buy you waffles."
"You don't have enough money to buy her waffles," Wylan grumbled.
"Be quite. We're in a library. #Quote by Leigh Bardugo
Lol quotes by Nenia Campbell
#2. She let out the breath she knew full well she'd been holding. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Lol quotes by James Patterson
#3. I want to do it too!" said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.
"Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church. #Quote by James Patterson
Lol quotes by Alison G. Bailey
#4. Have
you ever kissed a guy?"
"I've kissed my dad and my
granddad. #Quote by Alison G. Bailey
Lol quotes by Karen Cushman
#5. I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren. #Quote by Karen Cushman
Lol quotes by Cassandra Clare
#6. The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 17.
SIMON IT WAS BY SIMON NOT ME
( ... ) Jonathan Shadowhunter: Oh, David, I would trust you with my life!
David: Oh, Jonathan, I would sacrifice my own life for your holy mission! (He almost does)
Jonathan: (weeping) David, you must return to me! I need you! I cannot do this thing without you!
David: Lo, I return!
Jonathan: Zounds! I feel a great stirring in my pantaloons!
David: What doth thy pantalo
SIMON I WILL KILL YOU #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Lol quotes by Sara Wolf
#7. I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we spent together affectionately and oh god I remember now you pervert!"
"You were the one who shouted 'sex'!" He hisses.
"You were the one who was born, so really I think that's the root of the problem. #Quote by Sara Wolf
Lol quotes by Julie Garwood
#8. Everyone was staring at
them, and for that reason she forced herself to smile and to act as though it was nothing at all to
be dragged across the room by a man she'd only just met. When she heard one woman whisper in
a loud voice that she and the Marquess made a striking couple, she lost her smile. Yes, she did
feel like hitting Lyon, but it was certainly uncomplimentary of the woman to make such a
remark. #Quote by Julie Garwood
Lol quotes by Simone Elkeles
#9. Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her? #Quote by Simone Elkeles
Lol quotes by Shannon Dermott
#10. Luke captured my gaze again and said, "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." My heart stopped. I was paralysed to look away from him
( ... )
Thankfully, another senior boy who apparently wasn't dating anyone spoke. And when the words came out of his mouth, I understood why he was girlfriendless. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
A lot of yuck and that's gross penetrated the table's atmosphere. A rain of crumpled napkins showered over the boy. Of course, all the guys laughed at him, including Luke, who was finally looking away from me.
I was never so grateful for such a tactless comment. #Quote by Shannon Dermott
Lol quotes by Amunhotep El Bey
#11. Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey #Quote by Amunhotep El Bey
Lol quotes by Addison Moore
#12. The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all the help I can to have a baby, and if having a placenta smoothie or two helps - I won't count it out."
"That's like some pretty satanic shit." Ethan is quick to observe. "Like voodoo or something. #Quote by Addison Moore
Lol quotes by Catherine Townsend-Lyon
#13. Just because you may live your life in recovery, surely doesn't mean the PARTY IS OVER, Nope!, it just means you can remember what you DID LAST NIGHT!.LOL #Quote by Catherine Townsend-Lyon
Lol quotes by Rick Riordan
#14. Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?"
"Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it."
"Kissed a couple of times," Percy said.
Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping! #Quote by Rick Riordan
Lol quotes by Lol
#15. In life, there are many things that may give you pleasure" - Albert Einstein #Quote by Lol
Lol quotes by Kevin Hart
#16. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. #Quote by Kevin Hart
Lol quotes by Lisa McMann
#17. She snorts. "Yeah, I'll tape my boobs down and wear my Burger King Crown. That'll fool'em. They see five-foot-seven-inch-tall, hippy eleven-year-olds all the time." She sneers at me. "You on the other hand ... "
"Did you just call me short?"
"And, apparently, boobless."
"Sawyer doesn't think so. #Quote by Lisa McMann
Lol quotes by Sarah J. Maas
#18. Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, "You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that." She most certainly did. #Quote by Sarah J. Maas
Lol quotes by Elizabeth Norris
#19. I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks? #Quote by Elizabeth Norris
Lol quotes by Rick Riordan
#20. AKHLYS LUNGED AT PERCY, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I'm just smoke. She can't touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB! The #Quote by Rick Riordan
Lol quotes by Rick Riordan
#21. I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? #Quote by Rick Riordan
Lol quotes by Nenia Campbell
#22. I can take care of myself," I said hotly.
"Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Lol quotes by Elizabeth Norris
#23. You suck at working with someone, I say, because it's true. #Quote by Elizabeth Norris
Lol quotes by S.E. Jakes
#24. Cillian's been gone for a while. Like gone, Mal. Won't answer texts or anything."
Mal shrugged again, encouraging the apeshit.
"Mal. Did. You. Kill. Him."
Mal stared at him steadily, then shook his head. Slowly.
"Good. #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Lol quotes by Selina
#25. Hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on #Quote by Selina
Lol quotes by Magan Vernon
#26. I tell you I want the room to look like a place I remember from Uni and immediately you think I'm a wizard? #Quote by Magan Vernon
Lol quotes by Joanne McClean
#27. EvieS89: Maybe she's lonely and just wants a friend! ;-)
CharlieBoy88: No! Trust me, the chick is nuts! Lol! ;-)
EvieS89: *shakes head* Don't be mean!
CharlieBoy88: I'm not! I tried to be nice and have a conversation with her and all she did was sniff around me and ask me what type of tree I would be ...
EvieS89: *falls off chair laughing*
I ... .
*laughs some more*
I ... . oh man ... .
CharlieBoy88: I mean seriously ... WTH?!? #Quote by Joanne McClean
Lol quotes by LOL Funny Joke Club
#28. Knock knock! Who's #Quote by LOL Funny Joke Club
Lol quotes by Shaun David Hutchinson
#29. You bite your lip when you're lying, Henry."
"And yours move when you're being a nosy fuckmuppet. #Quote by Shaun David Hutchinson
Lol quotes by Sara Wolf
#30. I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear? #Quote by Sara Wolf
Lol quotes by Gail Honeyman
#31. I steeled myself as best I could, and, with teeth gritted, using only one finger I typed:

C U there E.

I sat back, feeling a bit queasy. Illiterate communication was quicker, that was true, but not by much. I'd saved myself the trouble of typing four whole characters. Still, it was part of my new credo, trying new things. I'd tried it, and I very definitely did not like it. LOL could go and take a running jump. I wasn't made for illiteracy; it simply didn't come naturally. Although it's good to try new things and to keep an open mind, it's also extremely important to stay true to who you really are. I read that in a magazine at the hairdressers. #Quote by Gail Honeyman
Lol quotes by Dean Koontz
#32. I possess everyone who sleeps in the motor court, roam their memories, and embed recurrent nightmares that will destroy their sleep for weeks after I've departed them."
"I'd prefer a free continental breakfast. #Quote by Dean Koontz
Lol quotes by Holly Black
#33. Being in the infirmary when you'd gotten injured being awesome was totally different from being in the Infirmary for doing something dumb. #Quote by Holly Black
Lol quotes by J.M. Richards
#34. For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. #Quote by J.M. Richards
Lol quotes by Markus Zusak
#35. How's yours?" inquires Marv soon after. "Or more to the point, what is it?"
"Eggs and cheese and something."
"Do you even like eggs?"
"No."
"Then why'd you get it?"
"Well, it didn't look like eggs when it was on that other guy's plate."
"Fair enough. You want some of mine? #Quote by Markus Zusak
Lol quotes by James Patterson
#36. You have terminated me," one of them said in a strange, flat voice. "But I
am one of many."
"Robots!" Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel.
"One of many, one of many, one of many," the robot Eraser was saying. Now
Nudge saw the red light in its eyes, saw how they were fading and winking out.
"Good!" spat the Gasman, kicking it hard. "Because we like to blow stuff up,
blow stuff up, blow stuff up! #Quote by James Patterson
Lol quotes by Victoria Aveyard
#37. Cal: Thief!
mare: WELL OBVIOUSLY #Quote by Victoria Aveyard
Lol quotes by Rick Riordan
#38. It's a training camp," Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. "You train heroes, the same way Chiron does?"
Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. "We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a merhero, and we have trained him or her!"
"Oh, sure," Leo said. "Like ... um, the Little Mermaid? #Quote by Rick Riordan
Lol quotes by Barry Lyga
#39. Howie swore translated to "I am strong and mighty in the wind," but which Jazz feared actually translated to "Another dumbass white kid with Asian tats. LOL. #Quote by Barry Lyga
Lol quotes by John McWhorter
#40. 'LOL' is one of several texting expressions that convey nuance in a system where you don't have the voice and face to do it the way you normally would. #Quote by John McWhorter
Lol quotes by R. Eric Thomas
#41. Kristen says, "I keep thinking if I go back to the beginning of the campaign and I say, 'You need to just release all of your emails right now,' it'll be fine. But then I think I should go back further, so i go back to when she's secretary of state and tell her, 'Oh, girl, a private server, no.' But then I remember, LOL, misogyny is the reason we're here, so I need to go back to whenever that didn't exist and I keep going back further and further until I'm all the way back before the Big Bang, and when I get there I whisper to the cloud of dust, 'It's not worth it.' And then I fade away like I'm Marty McFly's siblings. #Quote by R. Eric Thomas
Lol quotes by Rachel Vincent
#42. Sneak out. He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday? #Quote by Rachel Vincent
Lol quotes by Lynn Weingarten
#43. Finally! You're here!"
Uh ... Do I know you?"
Well, no ... But you're here, all the same ... #Quote by Lynn Weingarten
Lol quotes by Douglas Adams
#44. Tell me the story," said Fenchurch firmly. "You arrived at the station."
"I was about twenty minutes early. I'd got the time of the train wrong."
"Get on with it." Fenchurch laughed.
"So I bought a newspaper, to do the crossword, and went to the buffet to get a cup of coffee."
"You do the crossword?"
"Yes."
"Which one?"
"The Guardian usually."
"I think it tries to be too cute. I prefer The Times. Did you solve it?"
"What?"
"The crossword in the Guardian."
"I haven't had a chance to look at it yet," said Arthur, "I'm still trying to buy the coffee."
"All right then. Buy the coffee."
"I'm buying it. I am also," said Arthur, "buying some biscuits."
"What sort?"
"Rich Tea."
"Good Choice."
"I like them. Laden with all these new possessions, I go and sit at a table. And don't ask me what the table was like because this was some time ago and I can't remember. It was probably round."
"All right."
"So let me give you the layout. Me sitting at the table. On my left, the newspaper. On my right, the cup of coffee. In the middle of the table, the packet of biscuits."
"I see it perfectly."
"What you don't see," said Arthur, "because I haven't mentioned him yet, is the guy sitting at the table already. He is sitting there opposite me."
"What's he look like?"
"Perfectly ordinary. Briefcase. Business suit. He didn't look," said Arthur, "as if he was about to do anything weird."< #Quote by Douglas Adams
Lol quotes by Josh Ramsay Of Marianas Trench
#45. My pants dont fit either #Quote by Josh Ramsay Of Marianas Trench
Lol quotes by Lee Smolin
#46. On the way, I shared the backseat of Feyerabend's little sports car with the inflatable raft he kept there in case an 8-point earthquake came while he was on the Bay Bridge. #Quote by Lee Smolin
Lol quotes by James Patterson
#47. Everybody in!" I said.
Which was when we discovered the final problem.
Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.
And their wings.
And a dog.
"This is like a clown car," Total grumbled front my lap in the front seat.
"Why does the dog get to sit in your lap?' Gazzy asked plaintively, as we rattled and banged down the dark streets. "How about a kid?"
"Oh. 'The dog.' Very nice," said Total.
"Because you're not allowed to have people on your lap in the front seats," I explained. "It's not safe. If a cop saw us, we'd be stopped for sure. You want Total back there?"
Everyone in the back screamed no at the same time. #Quote by James Patterson
Lol quotes by Tahereh Mafi
#48. I sigh. "I don't know what's happening to me."
"They're called hormones."
I shoot him a dirty look. "I'm serious."
"Me too." He cocks his head at me. "That's like, biological and shit. Scientific. Maybe your lady bits are scientifically confused."
"My lady bits?"
"Oh, I'm sorry" - Kenji pretends to look offended - "would you rather I use the proper anatomical terminology? Because you lady bits do not scare me-"
"Yeah, no thanks. #Quote by Tahereh Mafi
Lol quotes by Magan Vernon
#49. Yes, he was my boss and made it abundantly clear nothing would happen between us. Coupled with the fact that there were times he could be an outright ass, but…
Well, for starters, that ass. #Quote by Magan Vernon
Lol quotes by Annabel Monaghan
#50. I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched 'The Notebook'. Five times. Everyone left me alone. I suspect they were a little afraid of me.
I went up to my room and listened to Taylor Swift's 'White Horse' on replay, knowing she was the only person in the world who could relate. #Quote by Annabel Monaghan
Lol quotes by Nenia Campbell
#51. Fuck you."

Finn glanced her over, once, leisurely, and when his eyes returned to her flushed and angry face, he said, "You certainly did. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Lol quotes by T.J. Klune
#52. LOL. Wuteva. "What the hell does that mean?" Gus asked. "Lawl? Lole? I don't speak youth! #Quote by T.J. Klune
Lol quotes by Colleen Hoover
#53. I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He's completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off. #Quote by Colleen Hoover
Lol quotes by Alyson Noel
#54. I did Google him, you know."
"Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search? #Quote by Alyson Noel
Lol quotes by Deyth Banger
#55. The most worst scenario.... I mean if this happen to me and to be so deep in the sea and sailing oh hell... let's go be with me...

(The Finest Hours: The True Story of the U.S. Coast Guard's Most Daring Sea Rescue

Book by Tougias, Michael J., Sherman, Casey) #Quote by Deyth Banger
Lol quotes by Rick Yancey
#56. Speaking of fruit, I'm down
I mean, he's down
to his underwear. #Quote by Rick Yancey
Lol quotes by Eva LaRue
#57. I did not know there was any controversy. I don't get a lot of time to read the fan forums, etc. I was thrilled to have the opportunity to have more storylines. I was just so happy to step in and pick up some of the slack for Emily while she was pregnant. It was so important for Emily to concentrate on her health and the well-being of her baby. In the end ... she is a great mother and her baby is adorable. I did not realize there was any controversy. LOL! #Quote by Eva LaRue
Lol quotes by Augusten Burroughs
#58. Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal. 'I know it's a little stretched out, but I've had four kids. What do you expect? LOL. #Quote by Augusten Burroughs
Lol quotes by Alan Bradley
#59. I remembered that Johnson had declared portrait painting to be an improper employment for a woman. "Public practice of any art and staring in men's faces is very indelicate in a female," he had said.
Well I'd seen Dr. Johnson's face in the book's frontispiece and I couldn't imagine anyone male or female wanting to stare into it for any length of time - the man was an absolute toad. #Quote by Alan Bradley
Lol quotes by CM Punk
#60. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL #Quote by CM Punk
Lol quotes by A.G. Howard
#61. Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster. #Quote by A.G. Howard
Lol quotes by Soman Chainani
#62. Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I don't look in mirrors."
"Why is that?"
"Because horses and hogs don't sit around ogling their reflections! #Quote by Soman Chainani
Lol quotes by Anne Frank
#63. You are all made of real poop. #Quote by Anne Frank
Lol quotes by Michelle M. Pillow
#64. For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um ... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or something ... then yeah, they're old enough. LOL #Quote by Michelle M. Pillow
Lol quotes by Bria Quinlan
#65. What exactly are you doing?" I asked when he did another lap around my little living room.

Connor stopped, glanced my way, and shook his head. "I'm thinking about how long it would take me to say goodnight to you if we were really dating."

Yeah. Eye roll.

"Okay, got it." I shoved him toward the door. "Out you go. #Quote by Bria Quinlan
Lol quotes by Robinne Lee
#66. Simon invited the girls on an outing to the Apple Store. Please advise.

Totally safe.

Really?

Really.

Also, did you know that there was a LEAST gay guy in your band?

lol.
Rory.

Great. I want to ask where you fall on that list, but maybe I don't really want to know...

?????
You haven't been complaining.
Stop getting ur intel from 13 yr olds. #Quote by Robinne Lee
Lol quotes by Rick Riordan
#67. In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She'd bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena's, which had led to Mount Olympus's first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Lol quotes by Erin Hunter
#68. I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have to settle for hunting stupid mice I shall just wander up to them, and sit on them until they surrender! #Quote by Erin Hunter
Lol quotes by Natsuki Takaya
#69. Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry
Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry.
Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame
Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed Yes I'm ashamed to be seen with you shouting in public.
Kyo Sohma: Oh that's it We're taking this outside
Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed We ARE outside you stupid cat. #Quote by Natsuki Takaya
Lol quotes by David Levithan
#70. Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.
'Christmas shopping.' I explained.
'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?'
I really had no sense of how his mind worked. #Quote by David Levithan
Lol quotes by J.R. Ward
#71. I think that's Justin Bieber.
Standing in front of a line up of Lay's potato chips, Qhuinn looked overhead to the speaker inset into the ceiling tiles. Yup, I'm right, and I hate that I know that.
Next to him John Matthew signed, How do you know?
The little shit is everywhere.
I swear, that kid is proof the Antichrist is coming.
Maybe it's already here.
Would explain Miley Cyrus. #Quote by J.R. Ward
Lol quotes by James Patterson
#72. I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I rig this with a detonator and-"
"Did you find that in the medicine cabinet?" Dylan asked.
"Yeah."
"It's for upset stomachs," Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words on the box. "It's to reduce gas in you digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions."
Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said, "Really? Gazzy, take it! Take the whole box! #Quote by James Patterson
Lol quotes by M. Pierce
#73. Night.Owl: So what are you wearing?
Little.Bird: Lol! All the walls are coming down tonight...
Night.Owl: Haha. God, sorry. I have no idea why I just typed that. Ignore that. Such a creeper right now. #Quote by M. Pierce
Lol quotes by Nenia Campbell
#74. He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Lol quotes by Thomas Hardy
#75. He is as good as anybody in this parish! He is very particular, too, about going to church-yes, he is!'
'I am afeard nobody ever saw him there. I never did, certainly.'
'The reason of that is,' she said eagerly, 'that he goes in privately by the old tower door, just when the service commences, and sits at the back of the gallery. He told me so.'
This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. It was not only received with utter incredulity as regarded itself, but threw doubt on all the assurances that had preceded it. #Quote by Thomas Hardy
Lol quotes by Chelsea Fine
#76. And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people."
Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back inside the tent, reappearing a minute later with a dark gray T-shirt on.
"Better?" She cocked her head at tristan.
"Yes. You've just extended your life by at least an hour. #Quote by Chelsea Fine
Lol quotes by A.G. Howard
#77. Jen said some guy asked you but you didn't want to go. Why not?"
I shrug. "I have this character flaw? Called dignity? #Quote by A.G. Howard
Lol quotes by Dru Edmund Kucherera
#78. Sometimes there is that one person who "gets" you,whom you can talk to about anything,you can be yourself around them,you have that connection,be in the same room without saying anything but the silence is the sweetest sound you ever heard lol...To call each other friends sounds too ordinary and detached,to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend sounds rehearsed and whats expected...its something in between,it has no name...Its only felt #Quote by Dru Edmund Kucherera
Lol quotes by David Wong
#79. Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him. #Quote by David Wong
Lol quotes by Kristen Middleton
#80. I woke up the Following morning with the Kings of Leon telling me that "my sex was on fire." I shut off my alarm and that's when all of the memories of the previous night came rushing back. #Quote by Kristen Middleton
Lol quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
#81. How do you feel about helicopters?"
There was a long pause. "How do you mean? Ethically?"
"As a mode of transportation."
"Faster than camels, but less sustainable. #Quote by Maggie Stiefvater
Lol quotes by G.A. Aiken
#82. I'm trying to help you."
"I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there are laws about it! #Quote by G.A. Aiken
Lol quotes by Darynda Jones
#83. If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?"
I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out.
"I love your iMac."
"I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her."
"But you'll be decomposing. #Quote by Darynda Jones
Lol quotes by Chris Colfer
#84. I don't think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'. #Quote by Chris Colfer
Lol quotes by Candace Havens
#85. Something fell and George was off, barking like a mad dog. What if whoever is back there hurts him?
Oh. My. Goodness. If I do die, I can do so happily now. That man's eyes were so blue - and I swore they changed color.
"I made a huge mistake," Jake said as he took the leash off of George. "I said p-i-z-z-a out loud. And he took off at a fast jog all the way back here from the park right through Ms. Helen's sprinklers down the street."
And then nothing…no words entered my brain. I sniffed and quickly nodded, like I was about to cry. "Okay. Right. Amen."
Then I forced myself to slow down and not run back to my seat. #Quote by Candace Havens
Lol quotes by Weed Man
#86. all people were educated in this 21st century
though i'm unique then them,
because they were only educated and i'm..
weeducated..

p.s though haven't tried it yet. lol. #Quote by Weed Man
Lol quotes by Demetri Martin
#87. Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest. #Quote by Demetri Martin
Lol quotes by L.A. Casey
#88. You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused.
"No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. #Quote by L.A. Casey
Lol quotes by Amy Plum
#89. Natural talent!" crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing across the room, holding me like a trophy. "Of course my girlfriend's got it. In truckloads! How else could she have slain a giant evil zombie, single-handedly saving my undead body? #Quote by Amy Plum
Lol quotes by Mike Mullin
#90. I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, "so you`re a man now. #Quote by Mike Mullin
Lol quotes by Ellie Williams
#91. I think I'm probably going to be one of those unnoticed Authors that get discovered well after I have passed on. I better drill into my daughter now on how I want my books to be abstracted into Television or Film before it's too late lol #Quote by Ellie Williams
Lol quotes by Christina Lauren
#92. Are you going to sleep in the bed with me?" Jensen shrugged. "I hadn't really gotten that far. If we share a bed . . ." His meaning was clear. "You think if we share a bed, we might have sex." He nodded, studying me. "We might." I could barely move, I was shaking so intensely. "Do you want sex?" I laughed at myself immediately. "I mean, not that we - it's just, tonight when you kissed me, it felt like you weren't just playing." "I fucking love sex," he said in a quiet growl. "Of course I want it. But tonight was complicated, and I don't just have sex with someone on impulse." "God." I let my head fall back against the headboard. "That's incredibly hot, and I don't even know why." "Pippa." I grinned up at him. "Jensen." My heart beat a savage rhythm in my chest as he reached forward, lifting a hand and touching my bottom lip with the tip of his index finger. "Do you like sex?" he whispered. Oh, fuck me. "Yes. #Quote by Christina Lauren
Lol quotes by Kresley Cole
#93. Just before his lips reached hers, she jerked her head back to whip it forward into his nose. A Glasgow kiss. Distinct cracking sounded.
With his nose pouring blood, he squeezed her upper arms, "Holly, what the fuck - "
Using all her strength, she hiked her knee up between his legs.
His hands flew to cup his groin as his knees met the ground.
"You're right, Cadeon." She dusted off her hands. "That really was fun. #Quote by Kresley Cole
Lol quotes by Aimee Bender
#94. She looked over my shoulder once while I was texting, which was already annoying, and when I wrote lol she made a very clear point to me about how I was silent and not laughing out loud, not at all. I said it was just an expression, and that I was laughing out loud inside my own mind. #Quote by Aimee Bender
Lol quotes by Sara Ney
#95. Jackson: Relax lol I'm not asking you out.
He's not? Well this is awkward. And why does it bother me that he's not asking me out?
Me: Oh, haha. Sorry.
Jackson: Unless you want me too haha.
Me: I don't. haha.
Jackson: haha then I won't.
Me: We're going to haha ourselves into an idiot coma #Quote by Sara Ney
Lol quotes by Kiersten White
#96. Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. #Quote by Kiersten White
Lol quotes by Jasinda Wilder
#97. Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. "What did you do?" I duck my head, embarrassed. "I sort of lost my temper. #Quote by Jasinda Wilder
Lol quotes by Finn Marlowe
#98. ..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... #Quote by Finn Marlowe
Lol quotes by Victoria Scott
#99. She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star. #Quote by Victoria Scott
Lol quotes by Darynda Jones
#100. We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.:
Glitch snorted. More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark. #Quote by Darynda Jones
Lol quotes by Jamie McGuire
#101. I have a bad case of awkward as fuck #Quote by Jamie McGuire
Lol quotes by Assegid Habtewold
#102. Do you want to know my mindset? I play whether I win or lose if I believe in the play. All in! You've to kill me. I won't tap out :-) lol #Quote by Assegid Habtewold
Lol quotes by Wendy Higgins
#103. Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too. #Quote by Wendy Higgins
Lol quotes by S.E. Jakes
#104. Is he an assassin?"
"Ask him yourself", Prophet said, and Tom turned to Mal.
"You kill people?"
Mal signed something, and Prophet glanced over.
"He said, not today, but it's still early #Quote by S.E. Jakes
Lol quotes by Stephani Hecht
#105. OMG, I am so WTF over it, I'm LOL-ing #Quote by Stephani Hecht
Lol quotes by Melissa Landers
#106. Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? #Quote by Melissa Landers
Lol quotes by Eliot Grayson
#107. I was so, so done with decapitation for one day. #Quote by Eliot Grayson
Lol quotes by A.E. Via
#108. What the fuck are you laughing at, Godfrey?" Johnson moved away from Day.
"You, daddy's boy."
"Fuck you. I know Day is just showing off for you." Johnson turned back to look at Day. "I'll be sure to catch you when you're alone."
"I'll be sure to have my rape whistle," Day retorted. #Quote by A.E. Via
Lol quotes by David Levithan
#109. Isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll! #Quote by David Levithan
Lol quotes by Tera Lynn Childs
#110. You're not seriously going?" Troy asks.
"Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?"
"Um ... not going. #Quote by Tera Lynn Childs
Lol quotes by Jade Lee
#111. Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don't know where you get it from." Then she primly grabbed the fowling gun before departing from the room. #Quote by Jade Lee
Lol quotes by Candace Havens
#112. Who changes their legal name to Yarn Goddess? I mean, for real. #Quote by Candace Havens
Lol quotes by Pittacus Lore
#113. The wind is knocked out of me; and when I look up, I see Nine spitting blood out. He's grinning.
"Are you crazy?" I ask. "You're enjoying this?"
"I've been locked up for over a year. This is the best day of my life! #Quote by Pittacus Lore
Lol quotes by Anna Banks
#114. Did you hear what I said? She's ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast. #Quote by Anna Banks
Lol quotes by A.A. Bell
#115. Guesstimate = better than a guess but not as guaranteed as an estimate ...
i.e. It's simply a calculated forecast based on probability, historical trends, observations, analytical research, politics, studies of human nature and good ol' common sense (the latter 2 of which usually cause a toxic sediment when mixed, LOL) ... #Quote by A.A. Bell
Lol quotes by Andrea Portes
#116. I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry. #Quote by Andrea Portes
Lol quotes by Nusam Wele Ama Ina
#117. If you don't realize a deja vu, you have to realize you're creating a deja vu #Quote by Nusam Wele Ama Ina
Lol quotes by Tom Felton
#118. I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires. #Quote by Tom Felton
Lol quotes by Ahmed Ali Anjum
#119. I thought I would die without you.
Lol, silly me. #Quote by Ahmed Ali Anjum
Lol quotes by Kresley Cole
#120. You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass. #Quote by Kresley Cole
Lol quotes by K.R. Freeman
#121. You can lead a fish to water and it will probably thank you after it jumps in and catches it breath. LOL #Quote by K.R. Freeman
Lol quotes by C.M. Stunich
#122. What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny."
That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life. #Quote by C.M. Stunich
Lol quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#123. Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Lol quotes by John Green
#124. If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. #Quote by John Green
Lol quotes by Sara Wolf
#125. How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club's computer to look up my appointments - "
"Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the right time. I saw you and had to - "
"Stalk me."
" - delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes. #Quote by Sara Wolf
Lol quotes by Kanye West
#126. You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end. #Quote by Kanye West
Lol quotes by Padma Venkatraman
#127. Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. #Quote by Padma Venkatraman
Lol quotes by Assegid Habtewold
#128. Don't cap your potential in the name of humility. First, maximize your potential, serve the world with your greatness and then worry about pride :-) lol #Quote by Assegid Habtewold
Lol quotes by Deyth Banger
#129. Make your decision, one moment you need to follow somebody for awesome stuff. But other you just add him to your favourites authors and you check out everyday his progress, awesome. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Lol quotes by Joe Egly
#130. Do you have a soundtrack for your life? I do. My assistant carries it around and hits play for specific moments of musical interest." lol :) #Quote by Joe Egly
Lol quotes by Onee'sha Ford
#131. When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. #Quote by Onee'sha Ford
Lol quotes by William  James
#132. But psychology is passing into a less simple phase. Within a few years what one may call a microscopic psychology has arisen in Germany, carried on by experimental methods, asking of course every moment for introspective data, but eliminating their uncertainty by operating on a large scale and taking statistical means. This method taxes patience to the utmost, and could hardly have arisen in a country whose natives could be bored. Such Germans as Weber, Fechner, Vierordt, and Wundt obviously cannot ; and their success has brought into the field an array of younger experimental psychologists, bent on studying the elements of the mental life, dissecting them out from the gross results in which they are embedded, and as far as possible reducing them to quantitative scales. The simple and open method of attack having done what it can, the method of patience, starving out, and harassing to death is tried ; the Mind must submit to a regular siege, in which minute advantages gained night and day by the forces that hem her in must sum themselves up at last into her overthrow. There is little of the grand style about these new prism, pendulum, and chronograph-philosophers. They mean business, not chivalry. What generous divination, and that superiority in virtue which was thought by Cicero to give a man the best insight into nature, have failed to do, their spying and scraping, their deadly tenacity and almost diabolic cunning, will doubtless some day bring about.

No genera #Quote by William James
Lol quotes by Roald Dahl
#133. The snozberries taste like snozberries! #Quote by Roald Dahl
Lol quotes by Jillian Dodd
#134. I glance down, and my eyes get big.
"What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. "It's morning."
"It's cute. Can I keep it? #Quote by Jillian Dodd
Lol quotes by Suzanne Collins
#135. Instead,I watched myself get shot on tv #Quote by Suzanne Collins
Lol quotes by Tessa Dare
#136. Izzy was utterly convinced. Never mind Arabian horses, African cheetahs. No creature in the world could bolt so quickly as a rake confronted with the word "marriage". They ought to shout it out at footraces rather than using starting pistols.
Ready, steady ... matrimony! #Quote by Tessa Dare
Lol quotes by Nenia Campbell
#137. Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Lol quotes by Mariana Zapata
#138. RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you're leaving for good?

AHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule. Should be about 8 weeks. The longest 8 weeks of my life.

RubyMars: I'm sure.

AHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can't imagine. I can already taste it.

AHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…

RubyMars: Clean clothes?

AHall80: Clean clothes. Clean socks. No sand.

RubyMars: Clean underwear.

RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?

AHall80: The beach is different. There's water. It isn't just desert and more desert.

RubyMars: I guess that makes sense.

RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again.

AHall80: For real.

RubyMars: What I didn't finish saying was that he said that, but he's gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.

AHall80: It's different. I'm over this sand shit.

AHall80: Never again

RubyMars: Does that mean you're dead set on not re-enlisting?

AHall80: …

RubyMars: Whatever you want. I'm not judging. We don't have to talk about it.

AHall80: It's not that I don't want to talk about it…

RubyMars: But you don't want to talk about it.

AHall80: :] Basically.

RubyMars: I'll change the subject then.
#Quote by Mariana Zapata
Lol quotes by Jamie McGuire
#139. Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil. #Quote by Jamie McGuire
Lol quotes by Deyth Banger
#140. What do you can't do?
...
Be supportive?
...
You have never been supportive..

...
Being more serious?
...

Nice question... good POV... but as for you it's not possible more likely impossible.. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Lol quotes by Richelle Mead
#141. Your ... Your aura. It's ... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today ... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex? #Quote by Richelle Mead
Lol quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#142. Are you two you know?" Jacob pointed at us. " Together? Together? "
I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tongues touched, my bag slipped off my arm and hit the frosted ground.
"Holy crap," Jacob muttered. "I think they're going to make babies. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Lol quotes by Leigh Bardugo
#143. Wylan looked as if he was ready to wet himself. Helvar appeared grim as always. Jesper just grinned and whispered, Well, we've managed to get ourselves locked into the most secure prison in the world. We're either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air. #Quote by Leigh Bardugo
Lol quotes by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#144. Then I remembered about science and... shut up. #Quote by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Lol quotes by Margaret Mitchell
#145. Rhett, do you really
is it to protect me that you
"
"Yes, my dear, it is my much advertised chivalry that makes me protect you." The mocking light began to dance in his black eyes and all signs of earnestness fled from his face. "And why? Because of my deep love for you, Mrs. Kennedy. Yes, I have silently hungered and thirsted for you and worshipped you from afar; but being an honorable man, like Mr. Ashley Wilkes, I have concealed it from you. You are, alas, Frank's wife and honor has forbidden my telling this to you. But even as Mr. Wilkes' honor cracks occasionally, so mine is cracking now and I reveal my secret passion and my
"
"Oh, for God's sake, hush!" interrupted Scarlett, annoyed as usual when he made her look like a conceited fool, and not caring to have Ashley and his honor become the subject of further conversation. "What was the other thing you wanted to tell me?"
"What! You change the subject when I am baring a loving but lacerated heart? #Quote by Margaret Mitchell
Lol quotes by Pippa DaCosta
#146. If I ever have to get that close to the Prince of Greed again, it'll be too fuckin' soon. And I ain't ever doin' that Star-Trek teleportation crap again, yah hear? I feel dirty . #Quote by Pippa DaCosta
Lol quotes by J.K. Rowling
#147. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Lol quotes by Alan Bradley
#148. I remembered Father remarking once that if rudeness was not attributable to ignorance it could be taken as a sure sign that one was speaking to a member of the aristocracy. #Quote by Alan Bradley
Lol quotes by John Boyne
#149. Please don't embarrass yourself by offering an opinion. #Quote by John Boyne
Lol quotes by Cora Carmack
#150. My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones. #Quote by Cora Carmack
Lol quotes by Dee Elias
#151. All you need is LOVE...and a Plan!! lol #Quote by Dee Elias
Lol quotes by Susan Wilson
#152. Favorite quote from the dog: "Humans have this nee to express themselves through their mouths, and he supposes that this is because they are so poor with their noses." LOL(less) from the dog who danced #Quote by Susan Wilson
Lol quotes by Christopher Paolini
#153. Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he fell, and rolled to avoid a two-handed blow from the soldier, scrabbling frantically in the ankle-deep mud for something, anything he could use as a weapon. A hilt brushed his fingers, and he ripped it from the muck and slashed at the soldier's sword hand, severing his thumb.
The man stared dumbly at the glistening stump, then said, "This is what comes from not shielding myself."
"Aye," agreed Roran, and beheaded him. #Quote by Christopher Paolini
Lol quotes by Dennis Miller
#154. A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. #Quote by Dennis Miller
Lol quotes by Richelle Mead
#155. Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk. #Quote by Richelle Mead
Lol quotes by Lisa McMann
#156. When we come in, Trey is sitting up in the bed, him arm is a sling and a shadow of stubble on his face. "It's about time," he says. He's got the look of a stoner on his face, and I he's got a morphine drip going. Guess mom and Dad don't think HE'LL get addicted. Eye roll. #Quote by Lisa McMann
Lol quotes by Gail Carriger
#157. You, my child, will marry well. More than once." ( ... ) The lady retrieved the cards and shuffled them back together into one stack in an attitude of dismissal.
Taking this as a sign her fortune was complete, Preshea stood. Looking particularly pleased with life, she passed over a few coins and gave Madame Spetuna a nice curtsy.
Mademoiselle Geraldine was fanning herself. "Oh, dear, oh, dear, Miss Buss. Let us hope it is widowhood and not" - she whispered the next word - "divorce that leads to your multiple marriages."
Preshea sat and sipped from a china cup. "I shouldn't worry, Headmistress. I am tolerably certain it will be widowhood. #Quote by Gail Carriger
Lol quotes by Colleen Hoover
#158. I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching.
We're practically kissing. #Quote by Colleen Hoover
Lol quotes by Shelly Laurenston
#159. Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen. #Quote by Shelly Laurenston
Lol quotes by Ilona Andrews
#160. Azdaha were no joke ... Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I were describing Godzilla, the color of his heels wouldn't be the first thing I would mention. #Quote by Ilona Andrews
Lol quotes by Aggy Bird
#161. And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn't want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave him a funny ache in the pit of his stomach. Every time he looked at Flit, the ache got worse.

He needed to get laid. #Quote by Aggy Bird
Lol quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
#162. It's like scrying into that weird space. There's so much coming out of him, it shouldn't be possible. Do you remember that woman who came in who was pregnant with quadruplets? It was like that, but worse."
"He's pregnant?" Blue asked. #Quote by Maggie Stiefvater
Lol quotes by Michelle M. Pillow
#163. I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me ... like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am. #Quote by Michelle M. Pillow
Lol quotes by Tiffany King
#164. How do you know I'm not like that actress they're always mocking, the one whose expressions they claim never change? What's her name? Kristen Stewart. #Quote by Tiffany King
Lol quotes by Lizzy Ford
#165. Puppies are cute. I'm fierce!"
"Yeah!" Evelyn snorted. "Romas says you're as fierce as a kitten."
"A kitten?" Kiera's tone grew more hurt. "I'm not afraid of him, just because he's twelve feet tall and can bench press me with his toes. It's not nice of him to say that #Quote by Lizzy Ford
Lol quotes by Seinfeld 2000
#166. Elane scan the room and takeing in the white antiseptec decor of Buzzfeed office in Soho. Her eyes land on a wall decoratien, a glareing yellow butten about the size of a parasol. It read simply: LOL. It seem to mock her. Honestly? Elane just dosent fit in here. No one here is under 30 and to Elane it is almost like nobody speaking Englesh. Everything is "HTML 5" this and "Keven Ware sports injery" that and "Game Of Throans recap" this and "Downten Abby parady tumblr" that. She have no idea what any of that mean. She open her face book and feal deep pit of emptynes as she click thru the profiles of her 17 face book frends. #Quote by Seinfeld 2000
Lol quotes by Kathleen Peacock
#167. Tell me it's not true."
He sighed. "Fine. It's not true."
...
And yet ...
"Are you lying?"
He rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm lying."
"Not cool." I muttered.
Kyle shrugged. "I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. "I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything. #Quote by Kathleen Peacock
Lol quotes by Rachel Caine
#168. Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers.
Myrnin looked down. "What?" he asked. "They're quite comfortable." He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air.
"Of course they are," she said. Just when she thought Myrnin was getting his mental act together, he'd do something like that. Or maybe he was just messing with her. He liked to do that, and his dark eyes were fixed on her now, assessing just how weirded-out she was.
Which, on the grade scale of zero to Myrnin, wasn't much. #Quote by Rachel Caine
Lol quotes by Laini Taylor
#169. You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock's. Saliva. There's DNA in saliva. You're like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird frogs that incubates its eggs in its cheeks #Quote by Laini Taylor
Lol quotes by Gail Honeyman
#170. LOL could go and take a running jump. I wasn't made for illiteracy; it simply didn't come naturally. #Quote by Gail Honeyman
Lol quotes by Addison Moore
#171. Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets. #Quote by Addison Moore
Lol quotes by Bill  Gates
#172. Sry can't hear you without ur airpods lol #Quote by Bill Gates
Lol quotes by Addison Moore
#173. Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish. #Quote by Addison Moore
Lol quotes by Derek Landy
#174. I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.'
'You smell terrible.'
'That's the smell of evil.'
'It's like rancid meat and bad eggs.'
'Evil, Scapegrace insisted. #Quote by Derek Landy
Lol quotes by Kathleen Peacock
#175. Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits.
We'd watched Charlotte's Web on cable last week, so I knew it'd be at least a month before she would eat pork again. #Quote by Kathleen Peacock
Lol quotes by Annabel Monaghan
#176. The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper. #Quote by Annabel Monaghan
Lol quotes by Wendy Williams
#177. And it was important to my parents that I get my degree in 4 years, because "Money doesn't grow on trees." [LOL] I will support my son in whatever he wants to do professionally, but he will go to college, too. My husband and I are in concert on that. #Quote by Wendy Williams
Lol quotes by Jolene Perry
#178. Can we swim?" Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.
"Did you bring a suit?" Please say no, please say no ...
"Yeah."
Crap. "Great. #Quote by Jolene Perry
Lol quotes by Matsuri Hino
#179. And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"
-Kaname Kuran
"I DONT WANT IT!"
-Zero Kiryu
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-Juri Elizabeth Marin #Quote by Matsuri Hino
Lol quotes by Kelley Armstrong
#180. I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think. #Quote by Kelley Armstrong
Lol quotes by Sienna McQuillen
#181. So, Joanie came over with some ice bubble hash
not sure what that means, but it's good
and I freaked her out with some Pink Floyd. She didn't know the early stuff so much.
We went out into the garden with a fairly big-screen laptop, it was warmish, and after we were high and drinking a few beers, I played for her these videos, in this order:
Jugband Blues
Astronomy Domine (2x, once with Syd, once with Dave)
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
One of These Days
A Saucerful of Secrets
Echoes
Comfortably Numb
She passed out on the settee and I threw a cover over her. lol #Quote by Sienna McQuillen
Lol quotes by David Levithan
#182. Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS) #Quote by David Levithan
Lol quotes by Gwen Hayes
#183. Minx, he whispered before he left me to get dressed so that we could plan our new destiny. #Quote by Gwen Hayes
Lol quotes by Mariah Cole
#184. 1. Looks are only a reflection of how you want other people to see you. It's better to be fucked up on the outside, than fucked up on the inside. Mascara and lip gloss can't cure a broken heart, and they damn sure don't do shit for depression.

2. Fuck sponsors. Make friends. Friends are the rare people in your life who'll tell you when you're fucking up. Even when you don't want to hear it and think they're just being mean or trying to put you down - they're usually just trying to help and they have your best interests at heart.

3. The smartest person in the room will always be more valuable than the prettiest person in the room. (But you can always be both :-) LOL ) #Quote by Mariah Cole
Lol quotes by James Patterson
#185. Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, "Your time is coming to an end, you
pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be
remembered."
Gazzy's blue eyes flashed. "Then you can remember me telling you to kiss
my-"
"Enough!" ter Borcht said. #Quote by James Patterson
Lol quotes by Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin
#186. Repooping is the purest form of pooping #Quote by Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin
Lol quotes by Brittainy C. Cherry
#187. I should've worn a push-up bra. Not that it would've helped any. Push-up bras only really worked if there was something to actually push up. #Quote by Brittainy C. Cherry
Lol quotes by John Duover
#188. When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window. #Quote by John Duover
Lol quotes by Jen Frederick
#189. Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing #Quote by Jen Frederick
Lol quotes by Richard Harris
#190. LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation. #Quote by Richard Harris
Lol quotes by Assata Shakur
#191. A member of one group told me that if i was really concerned about the liberation of Black people, i should quit school and get a job n a factory, that if i wanted to get rid of the system i would have to work at the factory and organize the workers. When i asked him why he wasn't working in a factory and organizing the workers, he told me that he was staying in school in order to organize the students. I told him i was working to organize the students too and that i felt perfectly certain that the workers could organize themselves without any college student doing it for them.

Some of these groups would come up with abstract intellectual theories, totally devoid of practical application, and swear they had the answers to the problems of the world. They attacked the Vietnamese for participating in the Paris peace talks, claiming that by negotiating the Viet Cong were selling out to the U.S. I think they got insulted when i asked them how a group of flabby white boys who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag had the nerve to think they could tell the Viet Cong how to run their show. #Quote by Assata Shakur
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#192. I always like to say, I am to most phenomenal thing that touched men kind ... lol, lol. Yeeaa Men.. Besides that, I don't eat a lot; I don't eat a lot of carbohydrates. I am just naturally big like this, that's all. That's just something I do, if people see me on stage they are always like "man, that dude is huge". I mean I am in a good shape, I don't drink or smoke, so there are a lot of things I don't do. #Quote by Bone Crusher
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#193. Next, I wasn't willing to mimic a dude. I'd done it twice and it wasn't something I wanted to do again. Ever. Extra body parts and things dangling in place they shouldn't? No way. #Quote by Jus Accardo
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#194. The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. 'I didn't receive word that your legion was here.'
"They're not."
Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn't be the one to do it. The king said, "I told you to bring them, General."
"Here, I was thinking you wanted the plesure of my company. #Quote by Sarah J. Maas
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#195. I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness. #Quote by Victoria Scott
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#196. They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once again how she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and that if we were back in the olden times she might have been made into a goddess because she is so beautiful. Sometimes I cannot stop my mind. It's scary. #Quote by James Howe
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#197. What r u doing now?
I'm beating my dad at poker.
Picturing him with his family, I smiled.
Getting ready for bed.
Wish I was there.
My eyes widened. What the what?
Wait r u naked?
No!!! I sent back. Perv.
Damn, At least I have my imagination.
That's all you will ever have.
We'll c.
No you won't. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#198. The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home. #Quote by Maggie Stiefvater
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#199. When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
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#200. [...] Jace said "I like Mangoes. #Quote by Cassandra Clare

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