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Humor Taglines quotes by Suzanne Selfors
#1. Imagine hearing a group of drunken warriors shouting your name and following it with a must die . Suddenly I missed my superspecial tagline: Great-granddaughter of Adelaide Wallingford. The tagline Must Die totally sucked. #Quote by Suzanne Selfors
Humor Taglines quotes by Bill Engvall
#2. As we're staggering out of the hospital, I don't remember doing this because I was still high, but apparently I turned to the entire operating room staff and screamed "Hey! I'd better not see this on YouTube!" #Quote by Bill Engvall
Humor Taglines quotes by Patricia Briggs
#3. Coffee or orange juice?"
"Water is fine."
His eyebrows went up.
"Uh-oh," Auriele said, but she was smiling.
Darryl was not. "Are you implying that my coffee is not the best in four counties? Or my fresh-squeezed orange juice is less than perfect? #Quote by Patricia Briggs
Humor Taglines quotes by Cory Doctorow
#4. When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. #Quote by Cory Doctorow
Humor Taglines quotes by Tallulah Bankhead
#5. I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. #Quote by Tallulah Bankhead
Humor Taglines quotes by George Burns
#6. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. #Quote by George Burns
Humor Taglines quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert
#7. What happened now? he would ask
another man thoroughly exhausted by me. #Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
Humor Taglines quotes by Lynsay Sands
#8. A doorstop?‖ he squawked.

―Yes, doorstop. As in big, silent, and good only for holding wood.‖ She smiled sweetly,

and added, ―At least I'm pretty sure about the wood part. Nanos do make sure immortal males

function in all areas.‖

Drina watched with satisfaction as Anders's mouth dropped open. She then shifted in her

seat to a more comfortable position and closed her eyes. ―I think I'll take a nap. I never sleep well on planes. Enjoy the drive. #Quote by Lynsay Sands
Humor Taglines quotes by Leigh Bardugo
#9. Do you answer a question directly?"
"Hard to say. Ah, there, I've done it again #Quote by Leigh Bardugo
Humor Taglines quotes by Michael Chabon
#10. Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. #Quote by Michael Chabon
Humor Taglines quotes by Audrey Magee
#11. Will you stay in Germany?'
'No. Somewhere different.'
'Like where?'
'Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. #Quote by Audrey Magee
Humor Taglines quotes by Lynsay Sands
#12. I made you something to eat if you're hungry."
Leigh peered at the steaming pile on the plate on the tray, then asked uncertainly. "What is it?"
"Prime cuts in gravy."
"Prime cuts in gravy?" she echoed slowly. "Did you cook it?"
"I opened the can and heated it up in the microwave for one minute. Someone named Alpo cooked it."
Leigh stiffened, her head shooting up, eyes wide with disbelief. "Alpo?"
He shrugged. "That's what the can said."
Leigh shook her head with bewilderment. "You can use a microwave, but not a phone, and don't know that Alpo isn't the chef, but the brand name for dog food?" There was something seriously wrong here. #Quote by Lynsay Sands
Humor Taglines quotes by Lois McMaster Bujold
#13. When the time comes to leap in faith whether you have your eyes open or closed or scream all the way down or not makes no practical difference. #Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold
Humor Taglines quotes by Susan Ee
#14. Is she your Daughter of Man?' He nods toward me.
'She is a Daughter of Man. And she is traveling with me. But she's not my Daughter of Man.'
'Oh. So she's available?' ask Howler.
Raffe gives him an icy look.
'We're all single now, you know,' says Hawk.
'They can't punish us twice for the same crime' says Cyclone.
'And now that we know you're out of the race Commander, that makes me the next best-looking in line,' says Howler.
'Enough.' Raffe doesn't look amused.'You're not her type.'
The Watchers smile knowingly.
'How do you know?' I ask.
Raffe turns to me. 'Because angels aren't your type. You hate them, remember? #Quote by Susan Ee
Humor Taglines quotes by Ottessa Moshfegh
#15. My first impression of him was that he was free spirited, clever, funny. That proved to be completely inaccurate. #Quote by Ottessa Moshfegh
Humor Taglines quotes by Steven Wright
#16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? #Quote by Steven Wright
Humor Taglines quotes by Douglas Adams
#17. He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions - not so much on account of any natural quality of discretion as because he simply could never think of any questions to ask.
...
On the strength of which he had guaranteed himself regular employment for as long as he cared to live. #Quote by Douglas Adams
Humor Taglines quotes by Bryan Davis
#18. Daryl shrugged. If wishes were wardrobes, we'd be in Narnia. #Quote by Bryan Davis
Humor Taglines quotes by Jonathan Stroud
#19. In my youth, I was always one for the dramatic entrance. Now, in keeping with my character, I gravitate more toward the subtle and refined. Okay, with the occasional feathered serpent thrown in. #Quote by Jonathan Stroud
Humor Taglines quotes by Jessica Shirvington
#20. Violet: "You're an asshole."
Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect. #Quote by Jessica Shirvington
Humor Taglines quotes by Douglas Preston
#21. I can see that an insufficent, or perhaps even defective, socialization process has led you to believe that four-letter words add power to languauge #Quote by Douglas Preston
Humor Taglines quotes by Devon Monk
#22. I cupped my hands over my ears. No, no, no. Get out. Get dead. #Quote by Devon Monk
Humor Taglines quotes by D.A. Bonds
#23. I agree. However, this one appears to belong to a rare species known as the barrier pigeon. #Quote by D.A. Bonds
Humor Taglines quotes by George Burns
#24. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. #Quote by George Burns
Humor Taglines quotes by George Pelecanos
#25. The Next Right Thing has humanity, humor, and insight to burn. Author Dan Barden takes the clay of the California hard-boiled novel and shapes it into something new. #Quote by George Pelecanos
Humor Taglines quotes by Jack L. Chalker
#26. You can't be a non-conformist if you don't wear the proper uniform. #Quote by Jack L. Chalker
Humor Taglines quotes by Peter O'Toole
#27. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. #Quote by Peter O'Toole
Humor Taglines quotes by Cintra Wilson
#28. Nothing in life was ever clearly drawn, obviously just, or totally emotionally satisfying, but the moment-to-moment stuff of reality featured infinitely more complication, sleaze, struggle, true beauty, unfairness, profundity, passion, and depth of consciousness than she, in her frantic struggle to be somebody other than her unspectacular self, had been previously aware of. page 302 #Quote by Cintra Wilson
Humor Taglines quotes by Rose Fall
#29. In high school, she'd been the loner fat girl and I'd been the asshole jock. There had always been something between us; we had gotten on so easily. I remember being both confused and upset that when I'd finally experienced that thing everyone called chemistry, it had been with her of all people. #Quote by Rose Fall
Humor Taglines quotes by Chetan Bhagat
#30. Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter's home. #Quote by Chetan Bhagat
Humor Taglines quotes by Richard Pryor
#31. All humor is rooted in pain. #Quote by Richard Pryor
Humor Taglines quotes by Robert Leland Taylor
#32. Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. #Quote by Robert Leland Taylor
Humor Taglines quotes by John Green
#33. Ben, there are more important things going on," I answered.
"DESIGNATED DRIVER!"
"What?"
"You're my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated! I love that you answered! That's so awesome! I have to be home by six! And I designate you to get me there! YESSSSSSS!"
"Can't you just spend the night there?" I asked.
"NOOOO! Booooo. Booo on Quentin. Hey, everybody! Boooo Quentin!" And then I was booed. "Everybody's drunk. Ben drunk. Lacey drunk. Radar drunk. Nobody drive. Home by six. Promised Mom. Boo, Sleepy Quentin! Yay, Designated Driver! YESSSS! #Quote by John Green
Humor Taglines quotes by Thea Harrison
#34. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. They were the Three Stooges of regret. All they were good for was saying whoop-whoop-whoop and smacking each other over the head. #Quote by Thea Harrison
Humor Taglines quotes by Eoin Colfer
#35. I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. #Quote by Eoin Colfer
Humor Taglines quotes by Norman Cousins
#36. What was significant about the laughter ... was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person ... form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too. #Quote by Norman Cousins
Humor Taglines quotes by Bill Hicks
#37. Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! #Quote by Bill Hicks
Humor Taglines quotes by Adrianne Lee
#38. When you're writing a whodunit, the dead body is the most important character. It's the pivot point around which the plot spins. #Quote by Adrianne Lee
Humor Taglines quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
#39. You know what truth is? [ ... ] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth? #Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
Humor Taglines quotes by Darynda Jones
#40. Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. #Quote by Darynda Jones
Humor Taglines quotes by Marc Maron
#41. How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there. #Quote by Marc Maron
Humor Taglines quotes by Jose Saramago
#42. Don't let the devil hear you, minister, The devil has such good hearing he doesn't need things to be spoken out loud, Well, god help us then, There's no point asking him for help either, he was born stone-deaf. #Quote by Jose Saramago
Humor Taglines quotes by Julie Anne Long
#43. Do you think Kinkade is Welland-Dowd? she wondered
Chase burst into laughter so booming that every head on the street rotated, startled.
Oh,God. She'd just understood when she'd said it aloud.
Welland-Dowd.
Well-endowed. #Quote by Julie Anne Long

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