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Hole In One quotes by Petra Hermans
#1. No Quote Has To Be Quoted.
P.C.M. Hermans
August 13, 2016 #Quote by Petra Hermans
Hole In One quotes by Richard Armour
#2. If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. #Quote by Richard Armour
Hole In One quotes by Ben Hogan
#3. I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad. #Quote by Ben Hogan
Hole In One quotes by Bob Bruce
#4. I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard. #Quote by Bob Bruce
Hole In One quotes by Fred Allen
#5. Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. #Quote by Fred Allen
Hole In One quotes by Mitch Hedberg
#6. I played golf ... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying ... #Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Hole In One quotes by Richard Schultz
#7. Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head? #Quote by Richard Schultz
Hole In One quotes by Joe Sakic
#8. I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life. #Quote by Joe Sakic
Hole In One quotes by Mac O'Grady
#9. A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole. #Quote by Mac O'Grady
Hole In One quotes by Audrey Niffenegger
#10. Henry: How does it feel? How does it feel?

Sometimes it feels as though your attention has wandered for just an instant. Then, with a start, you realize that the book you were holding, the red plaid cotton shirt with white buttons, the favorite black jeans and the maroon socks with an almost-hole in one heel, the living room, the about-to-whistle tea kettle in the kitchen: all of these have vanished. You are standing, naked as a jaybird, up to your ankles in ice water in a ditch along an unidentified rural route. You wait a minute to see if maybe you will just snap right back to your book, your apartment, et cetera. After about five minutes of swearing and shivering and hoping to hell you can just disappear, you start walking in any direction, which will eventually yield a farmhouse, where you have the option of stealing or explaining. Stealing will sometimes land you in jail, but explaining is more tedious and time consuming and involves lying anyway, and also sometimes results in being hauled off to jail, so what the hell. #Quote by Audrey Niffenegger
Hole In One quotes by Ambrose Bierce
#11. Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion - thus:
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; Therefore-
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.
This may be called syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed. #Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Hole In One quotes by Abe Lemons
#12. It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. #Quote by Abe Lemons
Hole In One quotes by Anderson Cooper
#13. Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma. #Quote by Anderson Cooper
Hole In One quotes by Epictetus
#14. Is then the fruit of a fig-tree not perfect suddenly and in one hour, and would you possess the fruit of a man's mind in so short a time and so easily? #Quote by Epictetus
Hole In One quotes by Virginia Woolf
#15. Such are the visions which ceaselessly float up, pace beside, put their faces in front of, the actual thing; often overpowering the solitary traveller and taking away from him the sense of the earth, the wish to return, and giving him for substitute a general peace, as if (so he thinks as he advances down the forest ride) all this fever of living were simplicity itself; and myriads of things merged in one thing; and this figure, made of sky and branches as it is, had risen from the troubled sea (he is elderly, past fifty now) as a shape might be sucked up out of the waves to shower down from her magnificent hands, compassion, comprehension, absolution. So, he thinks, may I never go back to the lamplight; to the sitting-room; never finish my book; never knock out my pipe; never ring for Mrs. Turner to clear away; rather let me walk on to this great figure, who will, with a toss of her head, mount me on her streamers and let me blow to nothingness with the rest. #Quote by Virginia Woolf
Hole In One quotes by Matt Healy
#16. I feel like there's a genuine hole in me. The little death, almost. I need stimulation. I used to need physical stimulation constantly, whether that be from listening to the sound of my own voice, or flirting with guys or girls. I'm not bisexual, but that moment when you realise someone likes you – it's the best feeling in the world. If you could bottle it.. #Quote by Matt Healy
Hole In One quotes by Steve Coogan
#17. It's like aversion therapy. You keep doing scenes over and over again with three women in the bed with you, and we had to do them all in one week. Three girls would step out and another three girls would step into the bed.It sounds like a fantasy but by the end of it, I just wanted to go for a hike on my own in the north of England, in the hills. Because it became a sort of "be careful what you wish for" kinda thing. #Quote by Steve Coogan
Hole In One quotes by John Mutz
#18. Your ability to describe the mission of your organization, your goals, your objectives, your programs, your staff, and your plans all in one cohesive, well-thought-out document (in other words, your case statement) will impress your donors. It'll also impress the people working with you, as well as others in the fundraising community. And even more important than impressing your donors and partners, your case statement will help them understand why you exist, why you do what you do, and why they want to join you in doing it. #Quote by John Mutz
Hole In One quotes by Jake Page
#19. Burials in Cahokia could be astonishingly elaborate. In one, a man was buried on a bed of twenty thousand beads of shell. Nearby three people were buried at teh same time along with eight hundred arrowheads and a host of other objects. These were probably close relatives, sacrifieced at the death of the great man. Also nearby, more than fifty women between the ages of eighteen and twenty-three were interred, evidently strangled as part of a funeral ceremony. #Quote by Jake Page
Hole In One quotes by Jeanette Winterson
#20. We're here to keep you in one piece, if you ignore us, you're quite likely to end up in two pieces, or lots of pieces, it's all part of the paradox. #Quote by Jeanette Winterson
Hole In One quotes by Emile Chartier
#21. When we speak, in gestures or signs, we fashion a real object in the world; the gesture is seen, the words and the song are heard. The arts are simply a kind of writing, which, in one way or another, fixes words or gestures, and gives body to the invisible. #Quote by Emile Chartier
Hole In One quotes by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#22. No, it is not a commonplace, sir! If up to now, for example, I have been told to 'love my neighbor,' and I did love him, what came of it?. . . What came of it was that I tore my caftan in two, shared it with my neighbor, and we were both left half naked, in accordance with the Russian proverb which says: If you chase several hares at once, you won't overtake any one of them. But science says: Love yourself before all, because everything in the world is based on self-interest. If you love only yourself, you will set your affairs up properly, and your caftan will also remain in one piece. And economic truth adds that the more properly arranged personal affairs and, so to speak, whole caftans there are in society, the firmer its foundations are and the better arranged its common cause. It follows that by acquiring for everyone, as it were, and working so that my neighbor will have something more than a torn caftan, not from private, isolated generosities now, but as a result of universal prosperity. #Quote by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Hole In One quotes by Bill Maher
#23. How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New York State by saying, 'I read books and make a mean vegan meatloaf.' #Quote by Bill Maher
Hole In One quotes by William Gurnall
#24. God would not rub so hard if it were not to fetch out the dirt that is ingrained in our natures. God loves purity so well He had rather see a hole than a spot in His child's garments. #Quote by William Gurnall
Hole In One quotes by Warren Buffett
#25. [Gold] gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head. #Quote by Warren Buffett
Hole In One quotes by Guy De Maupassant
#26. It is love that is sacred," she said." Listen, child, to an old woman who has seen three generations, and who has had a long experience of men and women. Marriage and love have nothing in common. We marry to found a family, and we form families in order to constitute society. Society cannot dispense with marriage. If society is a chain, each family is a link in that chain. In order to weld those links, we always seek metals of the same order. When we marry, we must bring together suitable conditions; we must combine fortunes, unite similiar races and aim at the common interest, which is riches and children. We marry only once, my child, because the world requires us to do so, but we love twenty times in one lifetime because nature has made us like this. Marriage, you see, is law and love is an instinct which impels us, sometimes along a straight, and sometimes along a devious path. The world has made laws to combat our instincts- it was necessary to make them; but our instincts are always stronger, and we ought not to resist them too much, because they come from God; while laws come from men. If we did not perfume life with love, as much love as possible,darling, as we put sugar into drugs for children, nobody would care to take it just as it is. #Quote by Guy De Maupassant
Hole In One quotes by Philip Connors
#27. Viewed from a different angle, my uncle's words offered up the rest of my life as an unexpected gift, an opportunity for the most radical improvisation. I could be whatever I wanted to be, as long as I didn't end up another corpse in the casket with a hole in his head. Anything went. Anything was permissible, as long as I lived. #Quote by Philip Connors
Hole In One quotes by Ken Follett
#28. I learned the meaning of the word bittersweet, the acid taste of loss and the honey of hope in one bright fruit. #Quote by Ken Follett
Hole In One quotes by Roz Savage
#29. I am a rolling stone, never in one place for very long. #Quote by Roz Savage
Hole In One quotes by Gary Jennings
#30. I let no chance go by untaken. I never hesitated to follow where my curiosity beckoned. I willingly went where there was danger in beauty and beauty in danger. I had experiences in plenty. Many were enjoyable, some were instructive, a few I would rather have missed. But I had them, and I have them still in memory. If, as soon as tomorrow, I go to my grave, it will be no black and silent hole. I can paint the darkness with vivid colors, and fill it with music both martial and languorous, with the flicker of swords and the flutter of kisses, with flavors and excitements and sensations, with the fragrance of a field of clover that has been warmed in the sun and then washed by a gentle rain, the sweetest-scented thing God ever put on this earth. Yes, I can enliven eternity. Others may have to endure it; I can enjoy it. #Quote by Gary Jennings
Hole In One quotes by Dag Hammarskjold
#31. At every moment you choose yourself. But do you choose *your* self? Body and soul contain a thousand possibilities out of which you can build many I's. But in one of them is there a congruence of the elector and the elected. Only one
which you will never find until you have excluded all those superficial and fleeting possibilities of being and doing with which you toy, out of curiosity or wonder or greed, and which hinder you from casting anchor in the experience of the mystery of life, and the consciousness of the talent entrusted to you which is your *I*. #Quote by Dag Hammarskjold
Hole In One quotes by Anthony Hopkins
#32. I think Julianne Moore is very, very good. I've worked with her. We did Surviving Picasso. I remember one scene we did together. She had to have a nervous, a mental, breakdown in this one scene.I didn't have many lines. I just had to make sure I knew I came in on cue all right. And I was just watching her walking though the rehearsal. I thought I know what she's doing, "This is going to be terrific." So they said, "Are you ready" and she said, "Yeah," "Ok, roll the camera." And all in one take. #Quote by Anthony Hopkins
Hole In One quotes by B.R. Ambedkar
#33. If you ask me, my ideal would be the society based on liberty, equality and fraternity.
An ideal society should be mobile and
full of channels of conveying a change taking place in one part to other parts. #Quote by B.R. Ambedkar
Hole In One quotes by Linda Howard
#34. How do you function when your entire body has been overtaken by searing emotional pain? How do you function when a huge hole had been ripped in your life? How do you ever smile again, laugh again, feel joy again?
You just do it...Because you have no choice. #Quote by Linda Howard
Hole In One quotes by Julian Barnes
#35. One weekend in the vacation, I was invited to meet her family. They lived in Kent, out on the Orpington line, in one of those suburbs which had stopped concreting over nature at the very last minute, and ever since smugly claimed rural status. #Quote by Julian Barnes
Hole In One quotes by Deyth Banger
#36. I believe in one truth is horror, truth puts you in the darkness and it's difficult to find way out, lies are the lightness you hear the stuff which you want to hear. #Quote by Deyth Banger
Hole In One quotes by Aryn Kyle
#37. My whole body felt weak and hollow, like in one moment it might forget how to move, how to stand, how to breathe. #Quote by Aryn Kyle
Hole In One quotes by James Goss
#38. [Amy] pulled a face. 'Honestly, when you grow up you'll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place,' she told me solemnly, which I vowed to remember. #Quote by James Goss
Hole In One quotes by Lisa Kleypas
#39. Upon entering the main room, Evie discovered her husband lounging in a large, old-fashioned slipper tub. Since the lavatory was too small to allow for a tub, a portable one had to be carried in by footmen and laboriously filled with large cans of hot water brought by housemaids.
Sebastian leaned back with one long leg propped at the far end of the tub, a crystal glass of brandy clasped negligently in one hand. His once tawny amber hair was handsomely silvered at the sides and temples. The daily ritual of a morning swim had kept him fit and limber, his skin glowing as if he existed in perpetual summer. He might have been Apollo lazing on Olympus: a decadent golden sun god utterly lacking in modesty. #Quote by Lisa Kleypas
Hole In One quotes by Hrithik Roshan
#40. I am so excited. I love IIFA. I think it's great to meet all the people from your fraternity in one place, that too out of the country. #Quote by Hrithik Roshan
Hole In One quotes by Chinua Achebe
#41. The damage done in one year can sometimes take ten or twenty years to repair. #Quote by Chinua Achebe
Hole In One quotes by Marty Rubin
#42. We think in one language and feel in another. #Quote by Marty Rubin
Hole In One quotes by Rachel Hawkins
#43. There are probably a few things worse than climbing into a hole that is actually underneath a creepy basement, but at that moment, it was hard to think of any of them.
I was only a few steps down the ladder before I was plunged into darkness. The dim light in the cellar wasn't strong enough to penetrate the gloom. I was also pretty sure that the tunnel was narrower now, and as I took another step down, both my shoulders brushed the walls.
The metallic taste of fear flooded my mouth as my suddenly sweaty hands slid on the iron rungs.
"Mercer?" Archer called from above me. "You okay?"
I rested my forehead on the back of my hands, and tried to keep the panic out of my voice as I replied, "Yeah, fine. Why do you ask?"
"Because you're gasping."
Oh. Now that he mentioned it, my breath was heaving in and out of my lungs pretty quickly. I made an effort to slow it down as he asked, "Is it the dark, or-" He grunted a little and shifted. Dirt rained down on me, and I shut my eyes.
"Both," I choked out. "Apparently I'm claustrophobic now. That's, uh, new. Probably a side effect of fleeing a burning building through an underground tunnel." I took another shaky breath. "Yay for psychological trauma."
"Come back up," Archer said automatically, and I kind of loved him for that.
"No," I said, willing my feet to keep moving. "We're trying to save the world here, Cross. No time for panic attacks. #Quote by Rachel Hawkins
Hole In One quotes by Yasser Arafat
#44. I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. #Quote by Yasser Arafat
Hole In One quotes by Naima Simone
#45. If you were truly 'here for me,' you would have a Kahlua in one hand and Henry Cavill's number in the other. Since I'm not having drunken phone sex with Superman, there must be another reason you're darkening my living room. #Quote by Naima Simone
Hole In One quotes by Christopher Marlowe
#46. Mephistopheles: Within the bowels of these elements,
Where we are tortured and remain forever.
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed
In one self place, for where we are is hell,
And where hell is must we ever be.
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified,
All places shall be hell that is not heaven. #Quote by Christopher Marlowe
Hole In One quotes by Lloyd Banks
#47. If you stay in one place, you can only rap about one thing because that's all you know. #Quote by Lloyd Banks
Hole In One quotes by Erwin Chargaff
#48. There is no question in my mind that we live in one of the truly bestial centuries in human history. There are plenty of signposts for the future historian, and what do they say? They say 'Auschwitz' and 'Dresden' and 'Hiroshima' and 'Vietnam' and 'Napalm.' For many years we all woke up to the daily body count on the radio. And if there were a way to kill people with the B Minor Mass, the Pentagon-Madison Avenue axis would have found it. #Quote by Erwin Chargaff
Hole In One quotes by Ellen Gilchrist
#49. I have been moving around all my life. Going to different schools, living in different houses, shedding old roles, assuming new ones. This way of life is as natural to me as staying in one place is for other people. I do variations on the theme. I return to places where I used to be. I find my old personas. I try them on. If they still fit, I wear them out to a party or a show. If they begin to restrict my movements, I take them off. I am a human being, capable of mimicking anything I see or remember or can imagine. #Quote by Ellen Gilchrist
Hole In One quotes by Raymond Moody
#50. I felt the question of the afterlife was the black hole of the personal universe: something for which substantial proof of existence had been offered but which had not yet been explored in the proper way by scientists and philosophers. #Quote by Raymond Moody
Hole In One quotes by Thomas Troward
#51. We cannot really think in one way and act in another ... #Quote by Thomas Troward
Hole In One quotes by Dan Wells
#52. Listen, John," said Neblin, leaning forward. "You have a lot of predictors for serial-killer behavior, I know - in fact, I think you have more predictors than I've ever seen in one person. But you have to remember that predictors are just that - they predict what might happen, they don't prophesy what will happen. Ninety-five percent of serial killers wet their beds and light fires and hurt animals, but that doesn't mean that ninety-five percent of kids who do those things will become serial killers. You are always in control of your own destiny, and you are always the one who makes your own choices - no one else. The fact that you have those rules, and that you follow them so carefully, says a lot about you and your character. You're a good person, John. #Quote by Dan Wells
Hole In One quotes by Mary Karr
#53. The head can travel a far piece while the body sits in one spot. It can traverse many decades, and many conversations can be had, even with the dead. #Quote by Mary Karr
Hole In One quotes by Brit Marling
#54. I think what's so attractive about acting is that you get to live several lifetimes in one. #Quote by Brit Marling
Hole In One quotes by Richelle E. Goodrich
#55. Me"
( Notice Me)

I was sent here on a journey that has no end.
I hear you joke of going nowhere fast.
Well, maybe life's a joke and I'm the fool
That dreams of being first but ends up last.

Life's a trial - a sentence I can't escape.
Confusion and desperation tear me down and turn to hate.
There's so much more to figure out,
But it's growing way too late.

If I could answer half the questions in my mind,
If I could find the place where I belong,
If words were near as strong and deep as the wall of emotions I climb
Then sorrow wouldn't be so wrong.

There's no way to make you understand.
An entire symphony could not play the broken notes in one child's soul.
That child screams and no one hears her,
Until the tears have dried and now she's just too old.

I don't want to hear the philosophies, the opinions,
The remarks, the horrible reasonings.
Words are to pad the mind and fight with the solitude of the heart.
Still, silence chills to the bone and tears the soul apart.

She never means to hurt or harm, only to belong.
To find the truth 'mid mortal lies, to sing her only song.
But someday this race will end, and if she comes in last,
I pray the first will look deeper than the others, smile, and then pass.

"Copyright 1985 #Quote by Richelle E. Goodrich
Hole In One quotes by Michelle Obama
#56. You see, even though back then Barack was a senator and a presidential candidate, to me, he was still the guy who'd picked me up for our dates in a car that was so rusted out, I could actually see the pavement going by through a hole in the passenger side door. He was the guy whose proudest possession was a coffee table he'd found in a dumpster, and whose only pair of decent shoes was half a size too small. #Quote by Michelle Obama
Hole In One quotes by Charlie Huston
#57. The enforcer takes an envelope from his side jacket pocket and drops it in one of the scummy puddles.
I look at Predo.
"You rehearse that move in advance?
He shrugs.
"Actually, not. This one has initiative. #Quote by Charlie Huston

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