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Having A Baby quotes by Salma Hayek
#1. Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about! #Quote by Salma Hayek
Having A Baby quotes by Kristen Bell
#2. I refused to worry about something I could not change, and I still refuse. Look, I'm like any other woman. All this evolved b.s. that I'm telling you is my mantra. It's not something I practice naturally. I had to surrender to not worrying about the way I looked, how much I weighed, because that's just part of the journey of having a baby. I am not a woman whose self-worth comes from her dress size. #Quote by Kristen Bell
Having A Baby quotes by Dave Barry
#3. The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. #Quote by Dave Barry
Having A Baby quotes by Ernest Hemingway,
#4. The only writing that was any good was what you made up, what you imagined. That made everything come true. Everything good he had ever written he'd made up. None of it had ever happened. Other things had happened. Better things, maybe. That was what the family couldn't understand. They thought it was all experience. Nick in the stories was never himself. He made him up. Of course he had never seen an Indian woman having a baby. That was what made it good. Nobody knew that. #Quote by Ernest Hemingway,
Having A Baby quotes by Rainbow Rowell
#5. Petunia's having a baby."
"Petunia!" Georgie said, more urgently. "She's having puppies in the dryer!"
"No, she's not. She's having a C-section in two weeks."
"Great!" Georgie shouted. "I'll go tell her! #Quote by Rainbow Rowell
Having A Baby quotes by Jean Kerr
#6. To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. #Quote by Jean Kerr
Having A Baby quotes by Liane Moriarty
#7. even when the spotting finally stopped, I didn't believe I was having a baby. Even when every ultrasound was normal. Even when I could feel the baby kicking and rolling, even when I was going to prenatal classes, choosing a crib, washing the baby clothes, and even when they were telling me, Okay, you can push now, I still didn't believe I was having a baby. Not an actual baby. Until she cried. And I thought, That sounds like a real newborn baby. And #Quote by Liane Moriarty
Having A Baby quotes by Jordan Silver
#8. First of all he might be a she we'll be finding that out tomorrow."
"Hold it, fuck no you didn't tell me about that, we need to discuss that shit. I've pretty much come to terms with the whole having a baby deal but no girls Kat that's where I draw the fucking line." Her mouth fell open and she actually shook her head at me before busting into laughter and turned around to leave the room.
"Get back here we're not finished. #Quote by Jordan Silver
Having A Baby quotes by Ruth Park
#9. Having a baby is different from all the ordinary ways of being hurt. it's worth it all. Other pain isn't worth anything, but that is. #Quote by Ruth Park
Having A Baby quotes by Mary Leakey
#10. I quite liked having a baby - I think I won't put it more strongly than that. But I had no intention of allowing motherhood to disrupt my work as an archeologist. #Quote by Mary Leakey
Having A Baby quotes by Bethenny Frankel
#11. The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. #Quote by Bethenny Frankel
Having A Baby quotes by Giuliana Rancic
#12. To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby ... It was just another world. #Quote by Giuliana Rancic
Having A Baby quotes by Norman Mailer
#13. The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. #Quote by Norman Mailer
Having A Baby quotes by Busy Philipps
#14. Yes, I'm having a baby. I think it's so hard as a woman to give yourself a break. It's great to be healthy but you have to set a good example for your kids and know that it's not about a number on a scale but how you feel. #Quote by Busy Philipps
Having A Baby quotes by Natasha Leggero
#15. My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. #Quote by Natasha Leggero
Having A Baby quotes by Elizabeth Banks
#16. Someone told me that having a baby is like having your heart walking around outside of your body, and I didn't understand it until I had a baby. Now, like, everything he does literally crushes my heart. In a great way. And then if he's in pain, it's like my whole endeavor is to make sure he's not in pain. #Quote by Elizabeth Banks
Having A Baby quotes by Halle Berry
#17. Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! #Quote by Halle Berry
Having A Baby quotes by Tina Fey
#18. Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. #Quote by Tina Fey
Having A Baby quotes by Marge Piercy
#19. Shall I tell you something I've been noticing? The mistrust this society has for women. All kinds of experts and officials are terrified because so many women are working. They really think that women have to be coerced into having babies and raising kids. #Quote by Marge Piercy
Having A Baby quotes by Tamsin Greig
#20. I know women at work who don't talk about having a baby because they don't want to upset the apple cart, but unless people know what the problems are, why should they engage with it? #Quote by Tamsin Greig
Having A Baby quotes by Shahrukh Khan
#21. Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. #Quote by Shahrukh Khan
Having A Baby quotes by Taylor Hanson
#22. Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. #Quote by Taylor Hanson
Having A Baby quotes by Anita Diamant
#23. Just as there is no warning for childbirth, there is no preparation for the sight of a first child ... There should be a song for women to sing at this moment, or a prayer to recite. But perhaps there is none because there are no words strong enough to name the moment. #Quote by Anita Diamant
Having A Baby quotes by Katie Holmes
#24. I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women - to my sisters, to my mom. I felt empowered, like, 'I've given birth. I did it! There's nothing I can't handle.' I've really enjoyed this time that I have taken to be with Suri, as well as the challenges of the first couple of months: feeding and pumping, learning to decipher what each cry means - is she hungry? Is she tired? Does she need a fresh diaper? - and figuring out how to really help her. #Quote by Katie Holmes
Having A Baby quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert
#25. Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. #Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
Having A Baby quotes by Jenny B. Jones
#26. His, sis, guess what? You're going to be an aunt! Lucy and I just found out we're having a baby. If it comes out screaming, we're naming it after you.
Much love,
Alex #Quote by Jenny B. Jones
Having A Baby quotes by Chelsea Cain
#27. My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had a lot to learn, so like good liberal arts graduates, we signed up for a class. #Quote by Chelsea Cain
Having A Baby quotes by Carol Leifer
#28. Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show. #Quote by Carol Leifer
Having A Baby quotes by Foxy Brown
#29. All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story. #Quote by Foxy Brown
Having A Baby quotes by Jane Kaczmarek
#30. For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. #Quote by Jane Kaczmarek
Having A Baby quotes by Chris Evert
#31. The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have anything tangible to hold on to. But having a baby
there isn't any comparison. #Quote by Chris Evert
Having A Baby quotes by Jonathan V. Last
#32. Anyone can dig a ditch. There's no way to dig smarter. Or dig faster. Having a baby is like being assigned to dig a ditch. That goes all the way to the horizon. #Quote by Jonathan V. Last
Having A Baby quotes by Ani DiFranco
#33. As any mom knows, having a baby is an extremely creative act and to love and create a baby, it's on par with any other creative act that we could come up with. #Quote by Ani DiFranco
Having A Baby quotes by Brian Posehn
#34. I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. #Quote by Brian Posehn
Having A Baby quotes by Liane Moriarty
#35. I never believed it. That day in the Port-a-loo, while the world's largest lemon meringue pie baked, I was convinced I was having my last miscarriage. But then the bleeding stopped. It was just "spotting," as the medical world cheerily calls it. A spot of rain. A spot of bother. But even when the spotting finally stopped, I didn't believe I was having a baby. #Quote by Liane Moriarty
Having A Baby quotes by Margaret Atwood
#36. By the time she was sixteen, Jane had heard enough about this to last her several lifetimes. In her mother's account of the way things were, you were young briefly and then you fell. You plummeted downwards like an overripe apple and hit the ground with a squash; you fell, and everything about you fell too. You got fallen arches and a fallen womb, and your hair and teeth fell out. That's what having a baby did to you. It subjected you to the force of gravity. #Quote by Margaret Atwood
Having A Baby quotes by Caitlin Moran
#37. It's worth remembering that [having a baby] is not of vital use to you as a woman. Yes, you could learn thousands of interesting things about love, strength, faith, fear, human relationships, genetic loyalty, and the effect of apricots on an immune digestive system. But I don't think there's a single lesson that motherhood has to offer that couldn't be learned elsewhere. If you want to know what's in motherhood for you, as a woman, then-in truth-it's nothing you couldn't get from, say, reading the 100 greatest books in human history; learning a foreign language well enough to argue in it; climbing hills; loving recklessly; sitting quietly, alone, in the dawn; drinking whiskey with revolutionaries; learning to do close-hand magic; swimming in a river in the winter; growing foxgloves, peas, and roses; calling your mum; singing while you walk; being polite; and always, always helping strangers. No one has ever claimed for a minute that childless men have missed out on a vital aspect of their existence, and were the poorer and crippled by it. Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Newton, Faraday, Plato, Aquinas, Beethoven, Handel, Kant, Hume, Jesus. They all seem to have managed quite well. #Quote by Caitlin Moran
Having A Baby quotes by Lisa See
#38. Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is. #Quote by Lisa See
Having A Baby quotes by Joan Rivers
#39. Having a baby is definitely a labor of love. #Quote by Joan Rivers
Having A Baby quotes by Phil Robertson
#40. A Note From Jase
I'm the second son of Phil and Kay Robertson. Si (Phil's youngest brother) named me on the riverbank. Si went to the river to tell Phil that Kay was having a baby. I've always heard that Phil's response was something to the effect of, "What do you want me to do about it?" Si asked him, "What do you want to name him?" Phil replied, "Name him after you." So I was given the name Jason Silas Robertson. Maybe that's why Si and I love to argue so much. My dad called me "Jase" about half the time, and somewhere through the years the name stuck. #Quote by Phil Robertson
Having A Baby quotes by Constance Marie
#41. After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin - that wasn't there before. #Quote by Constance Marie
Having A Baby quotes by Mary Higgins Clark
#42. Her mother had once explained to her, "We'd been married fifteen years and I'd given up hope of ever having a baby, but when I was thirty-seven I knew you were on the way. Like a gift. Then eight years later when Laurie was born - oh, Sarah, it was a miracle!"

When she was in the second grade, Sarah remembered asking Sister Catherine which was better, a gift or a miracle?

"A miracle is the greatest gift a human being can receive," Sister Catherine had said. That afternoon, when Sarah suddenly began to cry in class, she fibbed and said it was because her stomach was sick. #Quote by Mary Higgins Clark
Having A Baby quotes by Bijou Hunter
#43. After watching Vaughn and Judd dump the body and cover it with lye, I followed Cooper back to the cabin.
"How are things going with Winnie?" he asked as we waited for the others to finish.
"Good. We're moving into one of the houses I've remodeled. I'm planning to propose too."
"Did you ask Tad for permission?"
Frowning, I shook my head.
"Give the guy a break. You show up, bang his daughter, steal her away, and don't even fake like his opinion matters. You're lucky he doesn't beat you with a stick just for the hell of it."
My frown darkened then I remembered Cooper was having a baby girl soon. "I'll ask Tad before I propose. #Quote by Bijou Hunter
Having A Baby quotes by Paul Mooney
#44. A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. #Quote by Paul Mooney
Having A Baby quotes by Connie Chung
#45. I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby. #Quote by Connie Chung
Having A Baby quotes by Chloe Thurlow
#46. Publishing a novel is often likened to having a baby. It is much worse to that. It is like giving birth to something with cloven hooves, a monster in a black and white mask. Characters must reveal a blend of good and bad qualities with distinguishing tics and mannerisms. It obliges the writer to clear the mist from the mirror to see who you really are in order to establish who they really are. #Quote by Chloe Thurlow
Having A Baby quotes by Charles Duhigg
#47. And what's the biggest life event for most people? What causes the greatest disruption and "vulnerability to marketing interventions"? Having a baby. There's almost no greater upheaval for most customers than the arrival of a child. As a result, new parents' habits are more flexible at that moment than at almost any other period in an adult's life. So #Quote by Charles Duhigg
Having A Baby quotes by Beyonce Knowles
#48. Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open. You are so overjoyed. There's no words that can express having a baby growing inside of you so, of course, you want to scream it out and tell everyone. #Quote by Beyonce Knowles
Having A Baby quotes by Gabrielle Union
#49. A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first. #Quote by Gabrielle Union
Having A Baby quotes by Mika Brzezinski
#50. For many women, going back to work a few months after having a baby is overwhelming and unmanageable. As strange as it may seem, things get even more difficult for a working mom after the second and third baby arrive. By that time, the romance of being a modern 'superwoman' wears off and reality sets in. #Quote by Mika Brzezinski
Having A Baby quotes by Elisa Albert
#51. Watching movies (Titanic, Flirting with Disaster, Mannequin, Thelma and Louise, Rushmore, The Goonies, She's Having a Baby, it mattered very little) was a kind of prayer: She knew the characters as well as she knew herself, as well as she knew anything there was to know, and she could chart and rechart their movements and secrets and misunderstandings endlessly, reflecting in any number of new permutations on all of it, each time. Again and again. They were acquaintances - people she'd known her whole life and understood well, people incapable of letting her down by changing or disappearing or offering up the unexpected. The League of Their Own tears were purely for catharsis. When she was done she would reemerge, reborn. She would make new mistakes. Or maybe none at all. Okay, #Quote by Elisa Albert
Having A Baby quotes by Bethenny Frankel
#52. I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. #Quote by Bethenny Frankel
Having A Baby quotes by Gemma Files
#53. So tell me: were you born broken just like me, born hungry? Are we all of us born with some part of us missing? Are we each us born with a hole?....Born with a hole and no earthly way of finding just the exact right plug to fill it, not 'til you've tried 'em from A to Z and back once more: booze, fags, work, candy, men, girls, heroin, methedrine, methadone, God. Tried having a baby. Tried killing yourself. A hundred religions, from Calvin to the Dalai Lama and back again; tried every damn thing you could think of and some you had to stumble over....You stick a plug in your weakness like a finger in the proverbial dike and let pressure build up let it swell and swell 'til there's nothing left but tension, nothing left but what's left over--the absence, not the presence. The wound you shape your soul around. #Quote by Gemma Files
Having A Baby quotes by Matthew Broderick
#54. Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. #Quote by Matthew Broderick
Having A Baby quotes by Hollis Stacy
#55. I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in golf, and I guess all I could think about was going to college, getting married and having babies. #Quote by Hollis Stacy
Having A Baby quotes by Lois McMaster Bujold
#56. Her lips thinned, but she ignored the bait. "Schedules have been moved up in all departments, you know. Claire received her new reproduction assignment. It didn't include Tony." "Reproduction assignment? You mean, having a baby?" Leo could feel his face flushing. Somewhere within him, a long-controlled steam pressure began to build. "Do you hide what you're really doing from yourselves with those weasel-words, too? And here I thought the propaganda was just for us peons." Yei started to speak, but Leo overrode her, bursting out, "Good God! Were you born inhuman, or did you grow so by degrees - M.S., M.D., Ph.D. . . ." Yei #Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold
Having A Baby quotes by Joan Rivers
#57. Having a baby can be a scream. #Quote by Joan Rivers
Having A Baby quotes by Larissa Ione
#58. He thought it was funny that she could hack a bloodthirsty demon to death, but something as natural as having a baby made her quake. Not that Kynan blamed her. He'd happily choose taking a bullet to the gut over squeezing a bowling ball out of his ass. Women were amazing. #Quote by Larissa Ione
Having A Baby quotes by Lucy Ellmann
#59. Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. #Quote by Lucy Ellmann
Having A Baby quotes by Jennifer Close
#60. When, I wondered, did every pregnant person get together and decide that Mama was the appropriate term to use? Why did having a baby turn these people into hillbillies? #Quote by Jennifer Close
Having A Baby quotes by Salman Rushdie
#61. Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain. #Quote by Salman Rushdie
Having A Baby quotes by Lydia Davis
#62. After Birth is a fast-talking, opinionated, moody, funny, and slightly desperate account of the attempt to recover from having a baby. It is a romp through dangerous waters, in which passages of hilarity are shadowed by the dark nights of earliest motherhood, those months so tremulous with both new love and the despairing loss of one's identity-to read it is an absorbing, entertaining, and thought-provoking experience. #Quote by Lydia Davis
Having A Baby quotes by Kurt Cobain
#63. There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true ... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world. #Quote by Kurt Cobain
Having A Baby quotes by Kelly Cutrone
#64. I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself. #Quote by Kelly Cutrone
Having A Baby quotes by John Le Carre
#65. Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. #Quote by John Le Carre
Having A Baby quotes by Kate Lord Brown
#66. I'll never forget what she said to me about having a baby. She said that she would wake in the morning to my cries, and wonder how she would get through another day. Perhaps Freya wasn't a natural mother - some women aren't, I suppose, and it can't have been easy for her. #Quote by Kate Lord Brown
Having A Baby quotes by Zen Cho
#67. You are having a baby,' he said.

'I certainly hope it turns out to be a baby,' I agreed. #Quote by Zen Cho
Having A Baby quotes by Tina Brown
#68. Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. #Quote by Tina Brown
Having A Baby quotes by Ewan McGregor
#69. People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, `What? You`re married?` Strange reaction to have. Proves what people`s ideas about marriage are. `We`re having a baby.` `What?` As if it`s the end of the world. Of course, it`s the start of a brilliant world. #Quote by Ewan McGregor
Having A Baby quotes by Kim Addonizio
#70. 131/ Writing a novel is like having a baby. I know because I've had both, and the experiences were hellish. By comparison, the torture of the damned - plunged into excrement, boiled in blood, beheaded, set upon by harpies - are like love nips from your yippy little dog. #Quote by Kim Addonizio
Having A Baby quotes by Jim Gaffigan
#71. I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired." #Quote by Jim Gaffigan
Having A Baby quotes by Robyn Carr
#72. We've been sitting on a little news. We're having a baby." "Well, damn!" Paul said. He looked at Preacher and grinned. "You finally came through on ovulation day, huh, buddy?" He puffed up a little. "I did at that," he said, throwing his chest out. "And #Quote by Robyn Carr
Having A Baby quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert
#73. Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. #Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
Having A Baby quotes by Milla Jovovich
#74. At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family. #Quote by Milla Jovovich
Having A Baby quotes by D.A. Wallach
#75. If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not a clone of you, but it's partly you. #Quote by D.A. Wallach
Having A Baby quotes by Collett E. Woolman
#76. Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. #Quote by Collett E. Woolman
Having A Baby quotes by Doris Grumbach
#77. Having a book is somewhat like having a baby, as many woman writers have observed before me: the conception, the long preparation, the wait, the growing heaviness (not of body in this case but of the spirit and the manuscript) toward the end, the initial delight at the sight of the product, fully formed and seemingly perfect, and then the usual postpartum depression. What will people whose opinion I care about, and those whose views I don't value but have weight in the world of reader, think of it? #Quote by Doris Grumbach
Having A Baby quotes by Jean Marzollo
#78. In the best of all possible worlds, childbirth enriches a marriage. In the worst, it harms it. No matter how good their marriage is, most couples find that having a baby challenges their relationship. #Quote by Jean Marzollo
Having A Baby quotes by Sabrina
#79. I'm loving the idea of having a baby #Quote by Sabrina
Having A Baby quotes by Emily Witt
#80. It was as if we had made something very simple incredibly complicated. Here were these bodies, ready to reproduce, controlled against reproduction, then stimulated for an eventual reproduction that was put on ice. My friends who wanted to prolong their fertility did so, now that they were in their thirties and professionally successful, because circumstances in their lives had not lined up as planned. They had excelled at their jobs. They had nice apartments and enough money to comfortably start a family, but they lacked a domestic companion who would provide the necessary genetic material, lifelong support, and love. They wanted to be the parents they had grown up under, but love couldn't be engineered, and ovaries could.

Hanging over all of this was an idea of choice, an arbitrary linking of goals and outcomes, which reduced structural, economic and technological change to individual decision. "The right to choose"―the right to birth control and abortion services―is different from the idea of choice I mean here. I mean that the baby question justified a fiction that one had to conform one's life to a uniform box by a certain deadline. If the choice were only to have a baby or not, then anybody who wanted a baby and was physically able would simply have one (as many people did), but what I saw with my friends was that it wasn't actually about the choice of having a baby but of setting up a nuclear family, which unfortunately could not, unlike making a baby, happen #Quote by Emily Witt
Having A Baby quotes by Maurice Sendak
#81. I feel it in me like a woman having a baby, all that life churning inside me. I feel it every day; it moves, stretches, yawns. It's getting ready to be born. It knows exactly what it is. #Quote by Maurice Sendak
Having A Baby quotes by Paul Reiser
#82. Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. #Quote by Paul Reiser
Having A Baby quotes by Judy Blume
#83. Do you think just having a baby automatically makes you love it?'
'I'm not sure ... you might have to learn to love it, like any other person. #Quote by Judy Blume
Having A Baby quotes by Gloria Naylor
#84. Ain't nothing to be shamed of. Having a baby is the most natural thing there is. The Good Book call children a gift from the Lord. And there ain't no place in that Bible of His that say babies is sinful. The sin is the fornicatin', and that's over and done with. God done forgave you of that a long time ago, and what's going on in your belly now ain't nothin' to hang your head about
you remember that. #Quote by Gloria Naylor
Having A Baby quotes by Tia Mowry
#85. I was so used to seeing so many women in the media flaunting their bodies 4 weeks after having a baby - and kudos to those who have genes that they can get right back into shape 2 weeks, 4 weeks after having a baby. But that never happened to me, and I remember going to my doctor asking why. #Quote by Tia Mowry
Having A Baby quotes by Susie Bright
#86. I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. #Quote by Susie Bright
Having A Baby quotes by Lena Dunham
#87. I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are. #Quote by Lena Dunham
Having A Baby quotes by Terry Pratchett
#88. Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of it.
He got one of the Secret Service men to videotape it for him. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Having A Baby quotes by Dave Lombardo
#89. We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. #Quote by Dave Lombardo
Having A Baby quotes by Joan Lowery Nixon
#90. Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. #Quote by Joan Lowery Nixon
Having A Baby quotes by Seanan McGuire
#91. One day you will have to tell me where you acquired this aversion to walking on solid ground," said Dominic. "Try having a baby sister whose idea of a good time involves pit traps and land mines," I advised. #Quote by Seanan McGuire
Having A Baby quotes by Usher
#92. The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know. #Quote by Usher
Having A Baby quotes by Emily Procter
#93. It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait. #Quote by Emily Procter
Having A Baby quotes by Robin Hobb
#94. I must talk to Kennit first. He will tell me when he is ready for us to have a baby."
"Never," Bolt said flatly.
"Never wait for a male on any such decision. You are the queen. You decide. Males are not made for such decisions. I have seen it time and time again. They would have you wait for days of sunshine and wealth and plenty. Yet to a male, enough is never sufficient, and plenty never reached. A queen knows that when times are hardest and game most scarce, that is when one must care most about the continuance of the race. Some things are not for males to decide. #Quote by Robin Hobb
Having A Baby quotes by Doug Stanhope
#95. The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it. #Quote by Doug Stanhope
Having A Baby quotes by Jim Gaffigan
#96. Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going to see if we can handle that before we have kids." This is a little like testing the waters of being a vegetarian by having lettuce on your burger. Okay, maybe that metaphor doesn't make sense, but neither does using a dog as a training method for having a baby. #Quote by Jim Gaffigan
Having A Baby quotes by Enrique Iglesias
#97. My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. #Quote by Enrique Iglesias
Having A Baby quotes by Anne Lamott
#98. Writing can give you what having a baby can give you: it can get you to start paying attention, can help you to soften, can wake you up. #Quote by Anne Lamott
Having A Baby quotes by Marion Jones
#99. My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole. #Quote by Marion Jones
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#100. Certainly I see no reason why society should prevent grieving parents from having a baby cloned from the cells of a dead child if they wish. #Quote by Gregory Benford
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#101. Having a baby had always seemed the easiest and most natural thing to do, and I had never felt - even in my most furtive days of coming out - that being gay would mean I could not become a mother. #Quote by Kara Swisher
Having A Baby quotes by Jackie Collins
#102. I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write books but just can't put a story together. I can put together a story that interests both me and my readers. #Quote by Jackie Collins
Having A Baby quotes by Brande Roderick
#103. That's why I wanted to be part of this AIDS Project Los Angeles party. We help raise funds for those who are having a tough time with some very basic necessities, like shelter, food, and medical care. #Quote by Brande Roderick
Having A Baby quotes by Cari Quinn
#104. [Sam]: " ... The moment your tongue met the head of my c#ck I almost fucking lost it right there. Just looking at you made me so hard."
"Like you are right now?"
The hope in her tone made him smile. "Yes. Believe me, baby, I'm like steel for you and I only have a memory and your sexy voice to guide me. #Quote by Cari Quinn
Having A Baby quotes by Paul Graham
#105. Like having a child, running a startup is the sort of experience that's hard to imagine unless you've done it yourself. #Quote by Paul Graham
Having A Baby quotes by Lisa Kleypas
#106. Kev," Win said calmly, stepping forward, "I would like to talk to you about something."

Merripen, attentive as always to his wife, gave her a frowning glance. "Now?"

"Yes, now."

"Can't it wait?"

"No," Win said equably. At his continued hesitation, she said, "I'm expecting."

Merripen blinked. "Expecting what?"

"A baby."

They all watched as Merripen's face turned ashen. "But how ..." he asked dazedly, nearly staggering as he headed to Win.

"How?" Leo repeated. "Merripen, don't you remember that special talk we had before your wedding night?" He grinned as Merripen gave him a warning glance. Bending to Win's ear, Leo murmured, "Well done. But what are you going to tell him when he discovers it was only a ploy?"

"It's not a ploy," Win said cheerfully.

Leo's smile vanished, and he clapped a hand to his forehead. "Christ," he muttered. "Where's my brandy?" And he disappeared into the house.

"I'm sure he meant to say 'congratulations,' " Beatrix remarked brightly, following the group as they all went inside. #Quote by Lisa Kleypas
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#107. She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby. #Quote by Kimberly Derting
Having A Baby quotes by Toni Morrison
#108. I hurt just like them white women. Just 'cause I wasn't hooping and hollering before didn't mean I wasn't feeling pain. What'd they think? That just 'cause I knowed how to have a baby with no fuss that my behind wasn't pulling and aching like theirs? #Quote by Toni Morrison
Having A Baby quotes by Elizabeth Reyes
#109. People handle things differently, and everybody grieves differently, okay? No, I never considered taking my life, but think about it. What did I do? I did the very same thing you almost did. Maybe not literally but I made the decision to stop living. I went through the motions of waking and working and continuing with my life, but I wasn't living. I didn't even realize it until you came along. This is living." He kissed her softly because he'd just had a huge revelation. "What I was doing before you ... Baby, I may as well have been dead. My life now with you compared to what it was then ... I was dead. #Quote by Elizabeth Reyes
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#110. Oh, what is young love! The urge of the race. A blaze that ends in babies or ashes. #Quote by Gertrude Atherton
Having A Baby quotes by Christina Aguilera
#111. If I was having a bad day, or if something was really getting me down
boy troubles, whatever
I wanted to go out and get a new piercing. It was definitely a release for me. Something that made me feel a little more strong or empowered. Because it was something that had to do with me and no one else. #Quote by Christina Aguilera
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#112. When he sat up, she gave a sigh and relaxed against the lounge, the exquisite torture over.
His eyes crinkled. "You might not have noticed," he said as if having a conversation in a coffee shop or something, "but last time I looked, women possess two breasts. #Quote by Cherise Sinclair
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#113. I knew I should believe him, as he taught at Oxford, but his answers did not feel complete. It was like having a meal and not getting quite enough to eat. #Quote by Tracy Chevalier
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#114. Baby, you stare at my dick any longer, Miss Mildred's gonna have to send out a search party."
... "I was staring at your hip muscles," I corrected.
"Whatever," he muttered, his lips now smiling too, then louder, "just sayin', anything in that vicinity, your eyes on it, it'll get thoughts on its own."
"So noted," I mumbled. #Quote by Kristen Ashley
Having A Baby quotes by Christine Feehan
#115. When he lifted his head, Savannah nearly pulled him back to her. He watched her face, her eyes cloudy with desire, her lips so beautiful, bereft of his. "Do you have any idea how beautiful you are, Savannah? There is such beauty in your soul, I can see it shining in your eyes."
She touched his face, her palm molding his strong jaw. Why couldn't she resist his hungry eyes? "I think you're casting a spell over me. I can't remember what we were talking about."
Gregori smiled. "Kissing." His teeth nibbled gently at her chin. "Specifically, your wanting to kiss that orange-bearded imbecile."
"I wanted to kiss every one of them," she lied indignantly.
"No, you did not. You were hoping that silly fop would wipe my taste from your mouth for all eternity." His hand stroked back the fall of hair around her face. He feathered kisses along the delicate line of her jaw. "It would not have worked, you know. As I recall, he seemed to have a problem getting close to you."
Her eyes smoldered dangerously. "Did you have anything to do with his allergies?" She had wanted someone, anyone, to wipe Gregori's taste from her mouth, her soul.
He raised his voice an octave. "Oh, Savannah, I just have to taste your lips," he mimicked. Then he went into a sneezing fit. "You haven't ridden until you've ridden on a Harley, baby." He sneezed, coughed, and gagged in perfect imitation.
Savannah punched his arm, forgetting for a moment her bruised fist. When it hurt, s #Quote by Christine Feehan
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#116. I had a little bit of resistance to the idea of taking energy away from my work, and the baby comes along and, lo and behold, that's exactly what happens. #Quote by Ani DiFranco
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#117. I'm on this planet for another forty years at the most and I got a baby and a wife and I'm worried about their future and that kind of fear, that anger is spilling into my lyrics, I can't just sit back and talk about myself until I'm dead. #Quote by Richard Patrick
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#118. I like the idea of having a film that is choreographic in all its aspects, not only in the dancing scenes, but also in the way the camera and the characters move in order to have that feeling that it's always musical. #Quote by Pascal Chaumeil
Having A Baby quotes by Nalini Singh
#119. He shot her a grin brimming with deliberate wickedness. "Today, I want to lead you astray."
Her returning smile was a little shy but full of a quiet mischief he figured most people never saw. "Are you sure I'm not already beyond redemption?"
He chuckled. "How could you be with a name like Angelica?"
She made a face. "I'm an Annie, not an Angelica."
"I prefer Angel."
"Do you like your women angelic?"
He chuckled. "No baby, I like my woman exactly as she is. #Quote by Nalini Singh
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#120. There are tools that help sharpen freestyle skills like having a diverse vernacular, some sense of music theory, being outspoken, phrasing, spacing, cross word puzzles, thesauruses, the ability to expand on an issue and embellish that with more descriptive terminology. #Quote by Myka 9
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#121. When I've ridden in parades, I always throw to the kids, the elderly and anyone who is smiling and having a great time. I try to make eye contact with the person. If you catch a ton and a kid nearby hasn't caught much, share. #Quote by Bryan Batt
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#122. Even though I can't hear or see it from this distance, I know that Katherine and my younger self are currently having a brief, nearly silent squabble over who goes through the window first. I'd promised Kate that I'd get her grandmother back to safety, and I took that promise seriously. On the other hand, I was used to getting my bottom whacked if I argued with my elders. And since Katherine's expression suggested she might just toss me out the window if I didn't go willingly, I didn't hesitate long before following her orders. #Quote by Rysa Walker
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#123. Why do writers use symbolism?" Okay, so let's say you have a headache and you wanna tell someone about it and you say, "I have a headache!" and other people are like, "Yeah, whatever. Everybody gets headaches." But your headache is not a regular headache, it's a serious headache, so you say, "My brain is on fire!" to try to help these people understand that this is a headache that needs attention! That's a metaphor, right? And you use it so that you can be understood. Now let's say you want to take those same imagistic principles but apply them to a much more complex idea than having a headache, like, for instance, the yearning that one feels for one's dreams. And you can see the dream but you can't cross the bay to get to the green light that embodies your dream. And you want to talk about how socio-economic class in America is a barrier – a bay-like barrier, some would say – that stands between you and the green light and makes that gap unbridgeable. Now, you can just talk about that stuff directly, but when you talk about it symbolically, it becomes more powerful, because instead of being abstract it becomes kind of observable…. So I think that's why. #Quote by John Green
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#124. He appreciated it, to a point. He also had no intention of having a second marriage like his first, a marriage in which the wife taught the husband, and didn't care who knew it; in fact, took pains to let others see how much she had taught him, how much more she knew about art and politics and all the rest. That had been Dorothy Hearst Paley's fatal flaw, one she recognized too late. Babe #Quote by Melanie Benjamin
Having A Baby quotes by Tillie Cole
#125. Poppy shifted where she sat, then asked curiously, "Have you ever regretted never finding someone else to love, Rune? Have you ever regretted, in all this time, never kissing anyone else but me? Never loving anyone else? Never filling the jar I gave you?"

"No," I replied honestly. "And I have loved, baby. I love my family. I love my work. I love my friends and all the people that I've met on my adventures. I have a good and happy life, Poppymin. And I love, and I have loved with a full heart … you, baby. I've never stopped loving you. You were enough to last a lifetime." I sighed. "And my jar was filled … it was filled along with yours. There were no more kisses to be collected."

Turning Poppy's face to look at me, my hand under her chin, I said, "These lips are yours, Poppymin. I promised them to you years ago; nothing's changed."

Poppy's face broke into a contented smile and she whispered, "Just as these lips are yours, Rune. They were always yours and yours alone. #Quote by Tillie Cole
Having A Baby quotes by RZA
#126. One of the greatest things that ever taught me a super lesson was when I seen a baby come out of my woman's womb. Seeing this war that could end with both lives being lost, or both lives being made, gave me an enlightenment of life itself. It sparked my whole mind to a whole other level of living. And if I never would have seen it, I never would have understood life. I never would have appreciated life. #Quote by RZA
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#127. Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves. #Quote by Seth MacFarlane
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#128. It is well for us that we are born babies in intellect. Could we understand half what mothers say and do to their infants, we should be filled with a conceit of our own importance, which would render us insupportable through life. #Quote by Augustus Hare
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#129. It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's not the most pleasant thing. #Quote by Barry Sanders
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#130. When she was pregnant with her second child, a midwife asked if Catherine had any unspoken fears about anything that could go wrong with the baby - such as genetic defects or complications during the birth. My sister said, 'My only fear is that he might grow up to become a Republican. #Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
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#131. Maybe having a friend and caring for them no matter what happened was what being brave was all about. #Quote by Kerry Alan Denney
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#132. I couldn't be messing around and acting like an 11-year-old if we expected to compete well. I wanted to compete well, because it was great to see the looks in the eyes of men-like, "Wow, I am having a hard time beating this kid." #Quote by Karch Kiraly
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#133. I'm not going to have a baby until I'm around 30-something. #Quote by Rita Ora
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#134. Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off. #Quote by Yogi Berra
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#135. Maternal love, like an orange tree, buds and blossoms and bears at once. When a woman puts her finger for the first time into the tiny hand of her baby and feels that helpless clutch which tightens her very heartstrings, she is born again with her newborn child. #Quote by Kate Douglas Wiggin
Having A Baby quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#136. It must be cool, having a twin, though."
"Ah, not sure if cool is the right word." He flashed a grin. "But we're not twins."
Out in the crowded hallway, Bethany frowned. "You're not? Could've fooled me and the world."
His laugh was husky, deep, and really nice to hear. "We're triplets."
Her eyes popped wide. "Holy crap, there're three of you?"
"We have a sister." He walked close to her, so their shoulders bumped every few steps. She found that deliciously distracting. "She's fraternal and a lot prettier than us. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Having A Baby quotes by Robin Alexander
#137. [O]ut of the blue Sophie asked, "Aunt Faith, what's a vibrator?"

Faith was in mid-swallow and choked on her coffee.
"Baby, where'd you hear that?"
"My momma was on the phone with her friend Ms. Kim last night, and she said that Lottie Bishop kicked her in the crouch so many times that she didn't know if she'd ever be able to take her vibrator for a test spin again. #Quote by Robin Alexander
Having A Baby quotes by Helen Reddy
#138. My audience is the baby-boomers, the bulk of the population. This is also a group that is being ignored by most record companies because they're not the Top 40 hit singles market. They forget these people still listen to music. #Quote by Helen Reddy
Having A Baby quotes by Naomi Klein
#139. Reconciliation means that those who have been on the underside of history must see that there is a qualitative difference between repression and freedom. And for them, freedom translates into having a supply of clean water, having electricity on tap; being able to live in a decent home and have a good job; to be able to send your children to school and to have accessible health care. I mean, what's the point of having made this transition if the quality of life of these people is not enhanced and improved? If not, the vote is useless.'
-archbishop Desmond Tutu, chair of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Committee, 2001 #Quote by Naomi Klein
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#140. If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won't get a chance to produce children. When there is no electricity, there is nothing else to do but produce babies. #Quote by Ghulam Nabi Azad
Having A Baby quotes by Justin Timberlake
#141. Golf is me and buddies out having a good time, but most of all, golf is about me and my dad. Anytime I think of golf, I think about my dad. He taught me how to hit a golf ball, and he got me playing. #Quote by Justin Timberlake
Having A Baby quotes by Kathleen Glasgow
#142. There was a silence and then Alice, the oldest person in the room, cleared her throat. Alice has watery eyes and fluffy white hair and favors sweatpants and sweatshirts with glittery stars and flowers. Alice lost her mother when she was ten. That is a whole lifetime without a mother, to get used to not having a mother, and yet here she is. All these years later. Still grieving.

Alice said, "Write me a letter telling me how to live for the rest of my life without you." She paused.

"That was sixty-four years ago, and I still would like to know."

I'm writing this down because someday I will be Alice, with a whole lifetime spent without a mother, a lifetime of walking around with a Grand Canyon of grief in my heart, and people should know what that feels like. #Quote by Kathleen Glasgow
Having A Baby quotes by Theodore Roosevelt
#143. There are two things that I want you to make up your minds to: first, that you are going to have a good time as long as you live – I have no use for the sour-faced man – and next, that you are going to do something worthwhile, that you are going to work hard and do the things you set out to do. #Quote by Theodore Roosevelt

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