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Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Sylvia Plath
#1. Is anyone anywhere happy? No, not unless they are living in a dream or in an artifice that they or someone else has made. For a time I was lulled in the arms of a blind organism with breasts full of champagne and nipples made of caviar. I thought she was true, and that the true was the beautiful. But the true is the ugly mixed up everywhere, like a peck of dirt scattered through your life. The true is that there is no security, no artifice to stop the unsavory changes, the rat race, the death unwish - the winged chariot, the horns and the motors, the Devil in the clock. Love is a desperate artifice to take the place of those two original parents who turned out not to be omnisciently right gods, but a rather pedestrian pair of muddled suburbanites who, no matter how bumbling they tried, never could quite understand how or why you grew up to your 21st birthday. #Quote by Sylvia Plath
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Michele Bachmann
#2. Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. #Quote by Michele Bachmann
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Lucy Lawless
#3. Happiness is a choice. You grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy. #Quote by Lucy Lawless
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Hazel Butterworth
#4. Your birth day happens once, it is the day you were born, why wait until the anniversary of your birth date to celebrate you?
Every day is the anniversary of your BIRTH DAY if you counted in DAYS not YEARS
So celebrate DAILY not YEARLY
Treat yourself with kindness every day, spoil yourself, do things that make you happy, do things that are fun.
You are a very special soul, a unique individual, a precious person.
Enjoy celebrating YOU, EVERYDAY #Quote by Hazel Butterworth
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Helen Hayes
#5. At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! #Quote by Helen Hayes
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Lucy Larcom
#6. Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. #Quote by Lucy Larcom
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Adam Rex
#7. A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. #Quote by Adam Rex
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Ashley Capps
#8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS #Quote by Ashley Capps
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Auliq Ice
#9. God bless you today and always and may all your goals come true. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Susan Smith
#10. This card is sent today
to wish to you,
a very happy birthday
and lots of love too. #Quote by Susan Smith
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Jarod Kintz
#11. I'm reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world's first steam-powered fog machine. He's also the guy who, after the Germans invented the flame thrower in WWI, decided to counteract it with his own creation, the candle thrower. The candle thrower was only battle tested once, and after fifteen minutes the war zone was littered with lit candles. Upon returning home after the war, some of the soldiers suffered such extreme and bizarre cases of PTSD that anytime a civilian lit a match or used their lighter, the soldiers would hit the ground and start singing "Happy Birthday. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Theresa Caputo
#12. I'm also frequently asked if I've used my abilities for gambling or the lottery. Get your minds out of the gutter. What I do is for the highest good of all concerned, so I'd never do that intentionally! And let's face it, even if I did try, I'm way too scattered to recognize what I'm being told. My aunt and I went to Belmont Park Race Track for her birthday one year, and I remember hearing "six ten" when I walked in--which is my birthday, June 10. How nice, I thought. Spirit's acknowledging my birthday too. My uncle asked me what colors I liked best so he could bet on a horse wearing that color, and all the colors I said were losing. It wasn't until after we left that I realized all the horses that won were a combination of the numbers six and ten! And then there was the time I went to a spa with my sister-in-law Corrinda. We went to Mohegan Sun one night, which was the first time I'd ever been to a casino, and decided to play roulette. Wouldn't you know, every number we played on the wheel was a loser? #Quote by Theresa Caputo
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Bill Cosby
#13. In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! #Quote by Bill Cosby
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Auliq Ice
#14. I wish you many congratulations on your birthday. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Susan Smith
#15. Your birthday has come round again
so we send this card to say,
happy birthday nephew dear
lots of love are sent your way. #Quote by Susan Smith
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Emma Chase
#16. I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. #Quote by Emma Chase
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Tessa Dare
#17. Look at that ship. That clipper cost me a queen's ransom, even with the Kestrel thrown in the bargain. But it was the fastest ship to be had." He took her hands in his. "Forget money. Forget society. Forget expectations. We've no talent for following rules, remember? We have to follow our hearts. You taught me that."
He gathered her to him, drawing her hands to his chest. "God, sweet, don't you know? You've had my heart in your pocket since the day we met. Following my heart means following you. I'll follow you to the ends of the earth if I have to." He shot an amused glance at the captain. "Though I'd expect your good captain would prefer I didn't. In fact, I think he'd gladly marry us today, just to be rid of me."
"Today? But we couldn't."
His eyebrows lifted. "Oh, but we could." He pulled her to the other side of the ship, slightly away from the gaping crowd. Wrapping his arms around her, he leaned close to whisper in her ear, "Happy birthday, love."
Sophia melted in his embrace. It was her birthday, wasn't it? The day she'd been anticipating for months, and here she'd forgotten it completely. Until Gray had appeared on the horizon, she hadn't been looking forward to anything.
But now she did. She looked forward to marriage, and children, and love and grand adventure. Real life and true passion. All of it with this man. "Oh, Gray."
"Please say yes," he whispered. "Sophia." The name was a caress against her ear. "I love you."
He kissed her #Quote by Tessa Dare
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Rick Riordan
#18. And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life - well, that was nobody's business, was it? #Quote by Rick Riordan
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Rebecca Mader
#19. If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun. #Quote by Rebecca Mader
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Yigal Azrouel
#20. I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. #Quote by Yigal Azrouel
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#21. In the parlor was a huge camera on wheels like the ones used in public parks, and the backdrop of a marine twilight, painted with homemade paints, and the walls papered with pictures of children at memorable moments: the first Communion, the bunny costume, the happy birthday. Year after year, during contemplative pauses on afternoons of chess, Dr. Urbino had seen the gradual covering over of the walls, and he had often thought with a shudder of sorrow that in the gallery of casual portraits lay the germ of the future of the city, governed and corrupted by those unknown children, where note even the ashes of his glory would remain. #Quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Carlos Wallace
#22. Another year of life is a gift from God. May He continue to bless you with strength to conquer your challenges, wisdom to choose your battles carefully, faith that your steps have already been ordered and confidence to trust that no one person or situation can undo what He has already set in motion. - Happy Birthday! #Quote by Carlos Wallace
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Auliq Ice
#23. May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Simon Van Booy
#24. Dave once asked me what blind people dream about. Mostly in sound and feeling, I replied. At night I fall in love with a voice, and then wake to a feeling of physical loss. Sometimes I close my eyes to a chorus of "Happy Birthday!" The smell of cake and the sound of feet under the table. I awake in a body that's too big. I also dream in motion and sensation. My father's boat and the snore of the mast; the rough fabric of the safety harness and the rip of Velcro. The sun on my legs. And endless stretch of water impossible to imagine. #Quote by Simon Van Booy
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Steven Wright
#25. I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' #Quote by Steven Wright
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Ruta Sepetys
#26. November 20. Andrius's birthday. I had counted the days carefully. I wished him a happy birthday when I woke and thought about him while hauling logs during the day. At night, I sat by the light of the stove, reading Dombey and Son. Krasivaya. I still hadn't found the word. Maybe I'd find it if I jumped ahead. I flipped through some of the pages. A marking caught my eye. I leafed backward. Something was written in pencil in the margin of 278.
Hello, Lina. You've gotten to page 278. That's pretty good!
I gasped, then pretened I was engrossed in the book. I looked at Andrius's handwritting. I ran my finger over this elongated letters in my name. Were there more? I knew I should read onward. I couldn't wait. I turned though the pages carefully, scanning the margins.
Page 300:
Are you really on page 300 or are you skipping ahead now?
I had to stifle my laughter.
Page 322:
Dombey and Son is boring. Admit it.
Page 364:
I'm thinking of you.
Page 412:
Are you maybe thinking of me?
I closed my eyes.
Yes, I'm thinking of you. Happy birthday, Andrius. #Quote by Ruta Sepetys
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Richelle E. Goodrich
#27. Every birthday celebrates a life because every life is important. #Quote by Richelle E. Goodrich
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Euginia Herlihy
#28. My grand baby is growing so fast, I can't believe she's already celebrating her first birthday in this month of October 2016. Happy Birthday Norah Grace, grandma loves you. #Quote by Euginia Herlihy
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Auliq Ice
#29. Today is one of those days that I feel very happy because you celebrate one more year of life. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Auliq Ice
#30. Congratulations on your day. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Cassandra Clare
#31. Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured.
"Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Michelle Tea
#32. Sophie could feel Syrena's sigh; the mermaid's body beneath her sagged with it. "Can't even be mad at you," the mermaid said, her voice little more than a mumble. "You too stupid to even be mad at. You live in world without poetry, without poets. You think poet's job to tell your mother happy birthday. You are such a fool you don't even know you are a fool. How can I be mad at such fool? Poet's job to create the world. #Quote by Michelle Tea
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Chris Manby
#33. There is never a right time to break someone's heart. And anyone with even a microgram of sensitivity in his or her body will agonise for an age over that timing. Only problem is there is always some reason not to make someone unhappy. The day a relationship end, if that relationship was at all important to the suckers involved, becomes as important an anniversary as a wedding day or birthday.
Obviously, the average person doesn't want to kick someone they once loved while that person is down.
It's not just hard times when someone is down that become obstacles to making your getaway. After times of bereavement, unemployment and general unhappiness, those events that should be happy ones also make some times off limits for the eager would- be dumper. Christmas, birthdays, Easter all impossible. A clever person with a sensitive lover that they sense is not quite as into them as he or she used to be, could starve off the inevitable for years by carefully spacing out this crucial dates. #Quote by Chris Manby
Happy Birthday Aunt Funny quotes by Emma Glore
#34. The life I get is not possible if you are not there to support me, thanks dad you live long and happy. Happy birthday to dad whom I love the most. #Quote by Emma Glore

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