Gun Control Funny Quotes

Top 37 famous quotes & sayings about Gun Control Funny.

Famous Quotes About Gun Control Funny

Here are best 37 famous quotes about Gun Control Funny that you can use to show your feeling, share with your friends and post on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and blogs. Enjoy your day & share your thoughts with perfect pictures of Gun Control Funny quotes.

Gun Control Funny quotes by Mark M. Bello
#1. Zack is suddenly torn between client obligation and representation on the one hand, and due process and civil and criminal rights on the other. Burns is a child. I'd give him the same advice. Do I need his testimony? #Quote by Mark M. Bello
Gun Control Funny quotes by Bill Hicks
#2. There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue
those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS
but they remain strangely silent ... #Quote by Bill Hicks
Gun Control Funny quotes by Mark M. Bello
#3. He once suggested the idea of concealed carry to his superiors. In their infinite wisdom, the principal, his assistants, and the superintendent nixed the idea. Joey wonders: How do they feel about the idea now? #Quote by Mark M. Bello
Gun Control Funny quotes by Adam Sandler
#4. I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family ... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh. #Quote by Adam Sandler
Gun Control Funny quotes by Stacey Hatton
#5. This is one of the many odd and unexpected little situations where you kinda find out who you are as a mother. Will you collapse onto the parking lot in the fetal position and cry for the days when you had perky boobs, bladder control, and alone time? Or will you laugh because you see the funny in being a spaced out, overwhelmed, mess? #Quote by Stacey Hatton
Gun Control Funny quotes by Fuad Alakbarov
#6. In Trump's America, a uterus is more heavily regulated than an assault weapon. #Quote by Fuad Alakbarov
Gun Control Funny quotes by Stephen Halbrook
#7. Such questions have never been discussed in scholarly publications because the Nazi laws, policies, and practices have never been adequately documented. The record establishes that a well-meaning liberal republic would enact a gun control act that would later be highly useful to a dictatorship. #Quote by Stephen Halbrook
Gun Control Funny quotes by Jamie Foxx
#8. You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. #Quote by Jamie Foxx
Gun Control Funny quotes by Nora Dunn
#9. The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control. #Quote by Nora Dunn
Gun Control Funny quotes by Mark M. Bello
#10. How did that damn kid's father get these guns? Did he purchase them on the black market or our black market? I've got to find out.
#Quote by Mark M. Bello
Gun Control Funny quotes by Bill Maher
#11. Every day in America is a day with a shooting. #Quote by Bill Maher
Gun Control Funny quotes by Conan O'Brien
#12. Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in Texas is getting straight A's. #Quote by Conan O'Brien
Gun Control Funny quotes by John Dingell
#13. If you talk to any of my Democratic colleagues who lost that year, they would tell that gun control was one of the major contributory factors in the loss of their seats. #Quote by John Dingell
Gun Control Funny quotes by William J. Clinton
#14. Only the police should have handguns. #Quote by William J. Clinton
Gun Control Funny quotes by Quentin R. Bufogle
#15. To all the kids from the "special" reading class back in high school (the one where you tried to form words using wooden blocks)
PLEASE stop telling me that I can't blame an "inanimate object" for the off-the-hook gun violence in this country. YES! ... I CAN!!! I blame all the "inanimate objects" in Congress who refuse to pass sensible gun legislation because they're too chicken-shit to take on Wayne LaPierre and the gun lobby. #Quote by Quentin R. Bufogle
Gun Control Funny quotes by John R. Lott Jr.
#16. Our most conservative estimates show that by adopting shall-issue laws(concealed carry laws), states reduced murders by 8.5%, rapes by 5%, aggravated assaults by 7% and robbery by 3% ... While support for strict gun-control laws usually has been strongest in large cities, where crime rates are highest, that's precisely where right-to-carry laws have produced the largest drops in violent crimes. #Quote by John R. Lott Jr.
Gun Control Funny quotes by Jackie Mason
#17. Anybody who's in favor of gun control is a fucking moron. #Quote by Jackie Mason
Gun Control Funny quotes by Justin Theroux
#18. I would always choose the script. You get more creative control that way. But, when you're in a situation like this, where everyone is really funny and you really want to do it, that's the chance of a lifetime, so you want to do it. But, a script has longer legs than a performance and, in the end, is more satisfying. It's harder, but it's more satisfying. #Quote by Justin Theroux
Gun Control Funny quotes by Sean Hannity
#19. The rules that have been imposed, the rules that are already on the books haven't been effective. If you look at the places where the strictest gun control measures, whether it be California, Los Angeles, Barack Obama's home state in Chicago, they're a disaster, and they have the greatest rules in the world. #Quote by Sean Hannity
Gun Control Funny quotes by Gary Kleck
#20. John Lott has done the most extensive, thorough and sophisticated study we have on the effects of loosening gun control laws. #Quote by Gary Kleck
Gun Control Funny quotes by Mark M. Bello
#22. . . . While competency and insanity are not the same things and the standards of proof are different, they are undoubtedly first cousins. #Quote by Mark M. Bello
Gun Control Funny quotes by Woody Allen
#23. Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. #Quote by Woody Allen
Gun Control Funny quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#24. In theory, especially in the case of Stone, those who have human hearts would remain cognizant of their behavior and in control of themselves. Those who are Katagaria ... #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Gun Control Funny quotes by Ann Coulter
#25. [Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control. #Quote by Ann Coulter
Gun Control Funny quotes by Barack Obama
#26. We know we can't stop every act of violence, every act of evil in the world, but maybe we could try to stop one act of evil, one act of violence. #Quote by Barack Obama
Gun Control Funny quotes by Gary Kleck
#27. Reality: "If we can sue the gun manufacturers for human actions, does this mean we can sue the car manufacturers for being hit by a drunk driver?"
They (in favour of gun control) must believe in the existence of a substantial number of persons who are willing and able to break serious laws such asthose prohibiting murder, assault, and robbery, yet who are not willing or able to break gun control laws. Dr. #Quote by Gary Kleck
Gun Control Funny quotes by David Prosser, Jr.
#28. If the constitutional right to keep and bear arms is to mean anything, it must, as a general matter, permit a person to possess, carry and sometimes conceal arms to maintain the security of his private residence or privately operated business. #Quote by David Prosser, Jr.
Gun Control Funny quotes by Chuck Klosterman
#29. There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It #Quote by Chuck Klosterman
Gun Control Funny quotes by Rory Miller
#30. The only defense against evil, violent people is good people who are more skilled at violence. #Quote by Rory Miller
Gun Control Funny quotes by Anonymous
#31. proverb attributed to Seneca that says, "A sword by itself does not slay; it is merely the weapon used by the slayer. #Quote by Anonymous
Gun Control Funny quotes by Joseph Sobran
#32. Because the state can no longer protect us from crime, it wants to take away from us the means of protecting ourselves. This is the logic of gun control. #Quote by Joseph Sobran
Gun Control Funny quotes by Quentin R. Bufogle
#33. Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B??? #Quote by Quentin R. Bufogle
Gun Control Funny quotes by Jenny Lawson
#34. That's the moment I realized how incredibly lucky I am to have spent eighteen years with a man who can laugh at bad gun-control jokes whole a severed bear head is lying on his pillow. #Quote by Jenny Lawson
Gun Control Funny quotes by Vin Suprynowicz
#35. I have yet to hear anyone afflicted with the "gun control" disability dial 9-1-1 and specify, "Now please be sure to send the kind of cops who are disarmed. If you can't do that, we'd rather you not send anyone at all to stop the men who are holding my daughter at knifepoint, because in this household we don't believe that guns ever solve anything." #Quote by Vin Suprynowicz
Gun Control Funny quotes by Mark M. Bello
#36. While the gun lobby sought to close the courthouse door to all legitimate claims, Zack and other clever lawyers often artfully dodge these efforts with carefully crafted pleadings and appropriate argument, successfully litigating their claims, and holding gun companies responsible. #Quote by Mark M. Bello
Gun Control Funny quotes by Jay Leno
#37. AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote." #Quote by Jay Leno

Famous Authors

Popular Topics