Greek Easter Funny Quotes

#1. My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. #Quote by Adam Ferrara

#2. Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. #Quote by Henny Youngman

#3. I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans a month in advance what his bowel movements will be at Easter, and the British plan everything in retrospect, so it always looks as though everything occurred as they intended. The French plan everything whilst appearing to be having a party, and the Spanish ... well, God knows. Anyway, Pelagia is Greek, that's my point. #Quote by Louis De Bernieres

#4. There was between 1821 and 1913 a prolonged and atrocious holocaust which we have chosen to forget, and from which we have learned absolutely nothing. In 1821, between 26 March and Easter Sunday, in the name of liberty, the southern Greek Christians tortured and
massacred 15,000 Greek Muslim civilians, looted their possessions, and burned their dwellings. The Greek hero Kolokotronis boasted without qualm that so many were the corpses that his horse's hooves never had to touch the
ground between the town gates of Athens and the citadel. In the Peloponnese, many thousands of Muslims, mainly women and children, were rounded up and butchered. Thousands of shrines and mosques were destroyed, so that even now there are only one or two left in the whole of Greece. #Quote by Louis De Bernieres

#5. Cottontail knocked on the big front door and was admitted to the Palace. There she stood in her funny country clothes but none of the other four Easter Bunnies laughed, for they were wise and kind and knew better. #Quote by DuBose Heyward

#6. Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! #Quote by Sarah Chauncey Woolsey

#7. There is not room for Death,
Nor atom that his might could render void:
Thou - THOU art Being and Breath,
And what THOU art may never be destroyed. #Quote by Emily Bronte

#8. The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. #Quote by David Sedaris

#9. In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole thing is ridiculous. A giant rodent who sneaks into people's homes at night to leave eggs filled with candy? How in the world is that symbolic of the Easter celebration? #Quote by Autumn Doughton

#10. This reminds me of a funny Chris story.
Back when we lived in California, Easter was coming up and Chris was home with the kids. I forget exactly what the children did, but they got out of line and Chris decided rather than disciplining them, he'd use a little daddy logic on them.
Daddy logic, as expressed by a SEAL sniper.
"I'll tell you, you better behave," he said, "or I'll keep the Easter Bunny from coming."
"How?" one of them wondered.
Daddy logic met kid logic and raised the ante through the roof.
"I'll sit on the stoop and I'll shoot him when he comes," said Chris. Somehow he kept a straight face. "You'll ruin it for everyone, not just yourselves."
We had great behavior for weeks.
It's different living with a sniper as a dad. #Quote by Taya Kyle

#11. Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present. #Quote by N. T. Wright

#12. Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. #Quote by Fran Lebowitz

#13. Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. #Quote by Alyxandra Harvey

#14. Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. #Quote by Marvin Olasky

#15. Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out. #Quote by Bertran De Born

#16. Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. #Quote by Garrison Keillor

#17. Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive! #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

#18. Putting yourself in a position where you can be rejected, saying a joke that may not be funny, asserting an opinion that may offend others, joining a table of people you don't know, telling a woman that you like her and want to date her. All of these things require you to stick your neck out on the line emotionally in some way. You're making yourself vulnerable when you do them.

In this way, vulnerability represents a form of power, a deep and subtle form of power. #Quote by Mark Manson

#19. Separation of mind and body, that's been around since the Greeks. #Quote by Beryl Bender Birch

#20. I find it fascinating that Paul [the apostol], writing to the Galatians, responds to the question, "What does it mean to live in Christ?" by saying, "There is no longer Jew or Greek,
there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male and female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus." #Quote by John Shelby Spong

#21. Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon. #Quote by Lionel Shriver

#22. I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don't have time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them. #Quote by Donald J. Trump

#23. I think real humans are so complicated, and often [characters] are written more one-dimensional without maybe even the writer knowing it. I've felt numerous moments in my life where my most confident moment and my most insecure moment were exactly the same time. There's nothing funny or interesting about perfection. #Quote by Kristen Bell

#24. She always called him Luca, in the Italian manner, and said it with that funny trans-European intonation, the accent oddly placed on the first syllable: 'Where's Loo-ka?', just like Audrey Hepburn saying, 'Take the pic-ture,' in Funny Face. #Quote by Adam Gopnik

#25. It's funny how much influence our parents have on us." "True. #Quote by Susan Wiggs

#26. That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. #Quote by Joe Rogan

#27. "Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?" #Quote by Charles Dickens

#28. You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?"
"How does McDonald's sound?"
"Inadequate. #Quote by Sarah Mayberry

#29. I say to life, "You are very hard", and I also say: "We are blind, we prefer to be blind. It is easier ... ". Life has to be hard to have any affect on us; even now we hardly notice it. Beyond that can one go? I must. I add, "We are also blind to the miracles of good that come to us. We hardly heed them, we even protest against them". Then I am left where I was, appalled by the hardness of life, knowing we are forced to be unwilling heroes. Suddenly I wonder
is all hardness justified because we are so slow in realizing that life was meant to be heroic? Greatness is required of us. That is life's aim and justification, and we poor fools have for centuries been trying to make it convenient, manageable, pliant to our will. It is also peaceful and tender and funny and dull. Yes, all that. #Quote by Florida Scott-Maxwell

#30. Everything has taken on a strange, distant quality - the sounds of running and shouting outside get warped and weird like they're being filtered through water, and Alex looks miles away. I start to think I might be dreaming, or about to pass out.
And then I decide I'm definitely dreaming, because as I'm watching, Alex starts peeling his shirt off over his head. #Quote by Lauren Oliver

#31. Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be. #Quote by Stevie J. Cole

#32. Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one. #Quote by Tina Fey

#33. Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out at night? Yep. Is he so sexy you'd sell your soul to spend just a night with him? Double-yep. What other proof do you need? #Quote by Jayde Scott

#34. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. #Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

#35. Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. #Quote by Melissa McCarthy

#36. Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. #Quote by T.H. White

#37. Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me? #Quote by Cora Carmack

#38. Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage. #Quote by Dana Goodyear

#39. He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass. #Quote by Chris Hannan

#40. A penny for my thoughts oh no i'll sell em for a dollar their worth so much more after im a goner and then maybe you'll hear the words ive been singing funny when your dead how people start listening #Quote by The Band Perry

#41. I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl. #Quote by Emmanuelle Chriqui

#42. Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it. #Quote by John Updike

#43. Daniel Elkins. The man credited with hunting vampires to extinction, killed by vampires. Ironic way to go, but he wouldn't have it any other way. He told me on more than one occasion that he knew he'd go down bloody, and he was right. #Quote by David Reed

#44. Nature itself is the best physician. #Quote by Hippocrates

#45. My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong mother, and it's funny, because both of my sisters - I have two sisters, and I'm the baby, but they all work hard. I'm not sure where I get it from, and I'm not sure where they get it from, but they must get it from somewhere ... I like to work. #Quote by April Bloomfield

#46. During the past few decades, modern technology, with radio, TV, air travel, and satellites, has woven a network of communication which puts each part of the world in to almost instant contact with all the other parts. #Quote by David Bohm

#47. When in doubt, always compliment a woman's eyeliner application. #Quote by Lindsey Kelk