Golfer Birthday Quotes

#1. Have a good time"
Yesterday it was my birthday.
I hung one more year on the line.
I should be depressed.
My life's a mess.
But I'm having a good time.
I've been loving and loving and loving.
I'm exhausted from loving so well
I should go to bed.
But a voice in my head says,
"Ah, what the hell #Quote by Paul Simon

#2. Children are adorable. #Quote by Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. #Quote by Anita Baker

#4. After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! #Quote by Joe Dean

#5. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. #Quote by Mark Twain

#6. and there was a birthday present waiting to be read, a boxed set of the Narnia books, which I took upstairs. I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyway. My #Quote by Neil Gaiman

#7. It's just that, right now, I want to hear you promise me that if we do run out of time and I go mad, like Miranda, it ends with me. The curse ends here, because our baby will be safe. You will make that happen. Isn't that so?"
It took him a minute. "Yes," he said finnally. "It's so. Although, if we're just going to talk about the baby, I can think of an easier way to save her."
Oh? What?"
I'd just lock her up from her sixteenth birthday on."
Lucy didn't laugh. "Don't think I haven't thought of that too, love. but here's the thing. That parents try that in all the fairy tales. It never works. #Quote by Nancy Werlin

#8. I have a strong memory of the day I was told that my father had a weak heart and that he had to go to the hospital. He died when I was nine years old on the same day that Franklin Roosevelt died; it was his 45th birthday. #Quote by Alan J. Heeger

#9. Did you think I – I would be able to carry on, without you?" I sob, my voice muffled against his shoulder. "Did you think I'd manage to get through this thing called life without you by my side?"

"I thought you'd be better off without me – I didn't think, I couldn't think…" We are both sobbing now.

"Who else would run out on their own birthday party, force me barefoot down the fire escape, bring me fruit salad in bed, complain that I'm humming a pop song in the wrong key?" I am laughing and crying at once. "Who else would force me to dance in front of a complete stranger, learn to play the guitar overnight and accompany me when I sing?" I sniff hard and punch him on the shoulder. "How could I possibly live without you, you stupid, stupid idiot? #Quote by Tabitha Suzuma

#10. Just before six, Bee pulled three wineglasses out of the cabinet and uncorked the bottle of white that Greg had selected for us.
"Light the candles, dear, will you please?"
I reached for the matches and thought about the dinners at Bee's house during my childhood. Bee never served a meal without candles. "A proper supper requires candlelight," she'd told my sister and me years ago. I though it was elegant and exciting, and when I asked my mom if we could start the same tradition at home, she said no. "Candles are for birthday parties," she said, "and those only come once a year. #Quote by Sarah Jio

#11. A child of God, special possession. #Quote by Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Dark is a way and light is a place,
Heaven that never was
Nor will be ever is always true
Poem on His Birthday #Quote by Dylan Thomas

#13. May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. #Quote by Auliq Ice

#14. Monsoon Love is a love story with a few comic twists. The idea for this story came to me when I went into the local town of Pokhara with a friend to buy his son a birthday present. We had just arrived at the shops when a heavy down pour began, and as we had arrived on his motorbike and didn't have raincoats or umbrellas so we had to wait for the rain to stop. We were standing under a awning watching the street while we waited, and I noticed this very beautiful young woman walk past me dressed in a t-shirt and jeans with the cuffs rolled half up her legs, but the way she held her umbrella made it impossible to see her face, though with the nice body she had her face must have been just as lovely. Then I though, imagine some guy stuck working in an office, and seeing a view like that every day of the same woman, and falling in love with her despite not seeing her face. #Quote by Andrew James Pritchard

#15. If you promise to be good Paul you can have a piece of birthday cake but you won't have to eat any of the special candle so he promised to be good because he didn't want to be forced to eat any of the special candle but also because mostly because surely because Annie was great Annie was good let us thank her for our food including that we don't have to eat girls just wanna have fun but something wicked this way comes please don't make me eat my thumb Annie the mom Annie the goddess when Annie's around you better stay honest she knows when you've been sleeping she knows when you're awake she knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goddess' sake you better not cry you better not pout but most of all you better not scream don't scream don't scream don't scream don't He #Quote by Stephen King

#16. From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked. #Quote by Tom Stoppard

#17. At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door. #Quote by Bette Davis

#18. When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. #Quote by Maya Angelou

#19. Chris gives me a new lipstick: red for when I want to be bad, she says. #Quote by Jenny Han

#20. Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** #Quote by Various

#21. All through my sixties I felt I was still within hailing distance of middle age, not safe on its shores, perhaps, but navigating its coastal waters. My seventieth birthday failed to change this because I managed scarcely to notice it, but my seventy-first did change it. Being 'over seventy' is being old: suddenly I was aground on that fact and saw that the time had come to size it up. #Quote by Diana Athill

#22. As the great golfer Ben Hogan once said, "Golf is a game of luck. And the harder I work, the luckier I get. #Quote by Kenneth Bock

#23. Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! #Quote by Norm MacDonald

#24. I wished for Conrad on every birthday, every shooting star, every lost eyelash, every penny in a fountain was dedicated to the one I loved. #Quote by Jenny Han

#25. Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards. #Quote by George Orwell

#26. I don't like to celebrate my birthday, because I don't like taking credit for others' work - in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman. #Quote by Jarod Kintz

#27. You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty. #Quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

#28. Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! #Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

#29. You're faithful, amusing and considerate, so your Capricorn star sign says, you're also reserved and disciplined, but let your hair down, Its your Birthday #Quote by Susan Smith

#30. As my nostrils filled with the stench of burnt hair and my friends scurried to clean up the mess, I thought, 'If your hair catches on fire while you're making a wish, does that mean it isn't coming true? #Quote by Sarah Thebarge

#31. I'm always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn't exist. I wonder if I exist? #Quote by Jarod Kintz

#32. I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. #Quote by Sarah Sutton

#33. My 21st birthday was awesome. I was in L.A., and it was great. I had a bunch of friends that came out. The night ended up in a completely different direction than we thought it was going to go. #Quote by Jonathan Keltz

#34. Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things. #Quote by Ron Perlman

#35. If you've ever signed up for a website and given a fake zip code or a fake birthday, you have violated the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Any child under thirteen who visits newyorktimes.com violates their Terms of Service and is a criminal - not just in theory, but according to the working doctrine of the Department of Justice.1 The examples I've laid out are extreme, sure, but the laws involved are so broadly written as to ensure that, essentially, every Internet-using American is a tort-feasing felon on a lifelong spree of depraved web browsing. #Quote by Christian Rudder

#36. It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it. #Quote by Ben Stein

#37. Keeping her head, Yrene decided, was a very good birthday gift indeed. #Quote by Sarah J. Maas

#38. Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday #Quote by Margaret Jones

#39. I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes ... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. #Quote by Sean Combs

#40. If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. #Quote by John Oates