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Gaiser Pets quotes by Robert Greene
#1. Do not fight them. Instead think of them the way you think of children, or pets, not important enough to affect your mental balance #Quote by Robert Greene
Gaiser Pets quotes by Bernard Of Clairvaux
#2. Qui me amat, amet et canem meum. (Who loves me will love my dog also.) #Quote by Bernard Of Clairvaux
Gaiser Pets quotes by Forrest Griffin
#3. It's one of those things where when you're training and fighting, you can't worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get your girlfriend pregnant, your pet's cancer, or anything. Nothing else matters but that dude trying to kick you in the face or throw you on your head or trying to rip your arm out of the socket. It becomes a singularity of purpose, which an ADD kid like me rarely gets. I like that moment of clarity in fights, and I truly have that. I lose myself in the details of those 15 minutes and you don't worry about what people think of you. #Quote by Forrest Griffin
Gaiser Pets quotes by Jim               Nelson
#4. Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem." - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

Rene Agredano and Jim Nelson listened. They listened with all their hearts...

(As quoted by MUTTS creator Patrick McDonnell in his foreword to "Be More Dog: Learning to Live in the Now") #Quote by Jim Nelson
Gaiser Pets quotes by Paris Hilton
#5. I'm the best animal lover in the world. There's nobody who takes care of their pets like me ... they are my children. #Quote by Paris Hilton
Gaiser Pets quotes by Brendon Urie
#6. I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free. #Quote by Brendon Urie
Gaiser Pets quotes by Sylvia Browne
#7. The Legend of Rainbow Bridge by William N. Britton
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge
When a pet dies who has been especially close to a person here on earth, that pet goes to a Rainbow Bridge.
There are beautiful meadows and grassy hills there for all our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is always plenty of their favorite food to eat, plenty of fresh spring water for them to drink, and every day is filled with sunshine so our little friends are warm and comfortable.
All the pets that had been ill or old are now restored to health and youth.
Those that had been hurt or maimed are now whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days gone by.
The pets we loved are happy and content except for one small thing.
Each one misses someone very special who was left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one of them suddenly stops and looks off into the distant hills.
It is as if they heard a whistle or were given a signal of some kind.
Their eyes are bright and intent.
Their body beings to quiver.
All at once they break away from the group, flying like a deer over the grass, their little legs carrying them faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you hug and cling to them in joyous reunion, never to be parted again.
Happy kisses rain upon your face.
Your hands on #Quote by Sylvia Browne
Gaiser Pets quotes by Rebecca McNutt
#8. Don't pack your bags just yet, stay awhile,
Don't try to run away to higher ground,
You're in my twisted clouds of sad misfortune,
And you are such an entertaining crowd!
(I've never had such cheerful toys to play with...)
Forget I said that – just a little natural disaster Humour,

Pull up a rusty lawn chair
On the waterfront in New Orleans,
And ignore the wind that howls,
Things aren't always as they seem.
I can smell fear in the air,
Fresh amidst the cornbread steam,
Forgive me if I sound excited,
(I'm going to be famous, you know!)
And let me take your money, please!

I'll drown your family, hunt down your pets,
I've got tricks that I've never even tried yet,
And it's so easy when I get the chance!
(I'll swipe your house in just one glance!)

As the saying goes, it all comes out in the wash,
But I'm the only wash that leaves no stone unturned,
Financial devastation is my middle name,
And social degradation is my third!

You, little boy from the bayou bank,
You used to fish for pointless fun
(I can appreciate having fun),
But after I go, you'll find your parents poor,
You'll have eviction notices on your door,
You'll have to sell any fish you can catch,
In a desperate grasp for money,
Although I hate to break it to you,
That bayou's polluted, honey!
I see nothing in your future #Quote by Rebecca McNutt
Gaiser Pets quotes by Pete Nelson
#9. Individual heart cells beat at their own rate when separated from one another, a phenomenon easily observed beneath a microscope. It has long been known that when they are pushed together, they will synchronize their pulses. Recent studies have shown, however, that heart cells begin to synchronize slightly before they touch. It is not known how they signal across this distance. Some scientists speculate that this method of communication may be able to cross great distances and may explain how social animals bond, or how pets seem to sense when their masters are coming home, or even how people fall in love, one heart calling to another. #Quote by Pete Nelson
Gaiser Pets quotes by Nalini Singh
#10. Venom has taken Naasir's place temporarily." This time, the amusement that shaped Raphael's lips was acute. "My mother called to ask what else I have in my menagerie."
Elena snorted, in no doubt of Caliane's acerbic tone. "Can you blame her? First you send her a tiger creature who eats people he doesn't like, and then a vampire with the eyes and fangs of a viper." She held up a finger. "Oh, and let's not forget the mortal you keep as a pet."
"My mother does not consider you my pet, Elena. She is very kind to pets."
"Oh, ouch! #Quote by Nalini Singh
Gaiser Pets quotes by Gene Hill
#11. He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. #Quote by Gene Hill
Gaiser Pets quotes by Ryan Gosling
#12. Talking about muscles. They're like pets basically. They're not worth it. You have to feed them all the time and take care of them, and if you don't, they just go away. They run away. #Quote by Ryan Gosling
Gaiser Pets quotes by Adam Carolla
#13. As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains. #Quote by Adam Carolla
Gaiser Pets quotes by Cormac McCarthy
#14. Live by yourself and you bound to talk yourself and when ye commence that folks start it up that you're light in the head. But I reckon it's all right to talk to a dog since most folks do even if a dog don't understand and cain't answer if he did. #Quote by Cormac McCarthy
Gaiser Pets quotes by Marge Piercy
#15. We may be losing the ability to understand animals who are not pets or horses. We have less contact with them. We don't (most of us) tend to know even cows and pigs, let alone bears or wolverines or red tailed hawks. #Quote by Marge Piercy
Gaiser Pets quotes by Christopher Hitchens
#16. Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. #Quote by Christopher Hitchens
Gaiser Pets quotes by Rick Riordan
#17. They're not so bad. They just need some attention ... Like pets. Or my brother. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Gaiser Pets quotes by Renee Carlino
#18. Me: Staying here tonight.

Helen: You okay? Code word?

Helen and I had code words for everything. It was usually an old pet's name or a line from one of our favorite movies. Growing up, Helen's family had Maltipoos. It's a mix between a Maltese and miniature poodle . . . damned dog people and their overbreeding. Anyway, they had a little black Maltipoo named Major. He would have been adorable if he weren't an incessant humper. It was just vile; truly, the dog was persistent and fanatical about humping. Witnessing Major molest everything in his path was traumatizing. He was constantly in motion, his little butt pumping in and out. There was clearly something wrong with him. He humped everything from stuffed animals to vacuum cleaners to any leg he came in contact with. Helen and I hated that dog. We called him Major Humperdinck. After high school it became our code for I totally want this guy to hump me. I know, we were disgusting girls.

Me: Major.

Helen: Major What?

Me: Don't . . .

Helen: I'm calling the police.

Me: Major Humperdinck

Helen: I knew it. Well, have fun . . . slut. #Quote by Renee Carlino
Gaiser Pets quotes by S. Jay Olshansky
#19. Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing. #Quote by S. Jay Olshansky
Gaiser Pets quotes by Kasie West
#20. How come the dog isn't named?" He reads aloud the title on the box. "'Peggy and dog.'"
"Because people tend to want to name animals after their beloved pets."
"No. I have no idea. I can give you the number of Peggy's creator if you want to ask."
"You have the phone number of this doll's creator?"
"No." I punch the price into the register and push Total.
"You're hard to read," he says #Quote by Kasie West
Gaiser Pets quotes by Ladee Basset
#21. Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG! #Quote by Ladee Basset
Gaiser Pets quotes by Adam Rex
#22. As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have. #Quote by Adam Rex
Gaiser Pets quotes by Mimi Strong
#23. In order to be happy, every person must have:
1. Something meaningful to do.
2. Someone to love. (Friends and family and pets all count.)
3. Something to look forward to.
It's really that simple. #Quote by Mimi Strong
Gaiser Pets quotes by Gail Carriger
#24. But there is a sign!" objected Primrose in semi-shock. "A sign indicating pets aren't permitted. Really, some people. #Quote by Gail Carriger
Gaiser Pets quotes by Anna Quindlen
#25. Occasionally someone will tell me that they won't have pets because they're messy, and I suppose there's some truth to that, between the fur and the slobber and the occasional puddle on the floor. I have to choke down the temptation to respond that life is messy, and its vagaries go down hardest with those who fool themselves into thinking they can keep it neat. #Quote by Anna Quindlen
Gaiser Pets quotes by Christopher Gavigan
#26. The professional cleaning industry estimates that 85 percent of the dirt we bring into our homes enters via our shoes or our pets' paws. #Quote by Christopher Gavigan
Gaiser Pets quotes by Marie Corelli
#27. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. #Quote by Marie Corelli
Gaiser Pets quotes by George Carlin
#28. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. #Quote by George Carlin
Gaiser Pets quotes by V. Theia
#29. The problem with being the eldest of four kids is, I had to get used to sharing everything real fast. Toys. Candy. Pets. Parents.
I was an only child for almost twelve months, then Lachie came along. Right after was Sage and Raene. I've always been taught to share my stuff.
Being the oldest I have to lead by example, show my siblings that we aren't self-centred savages.
But not this.
I won't share Bexley - even if Tommy Bianchi has a prior claim.
Mine. Mine. #Quote by V. Theia
Gaiser Pets quotes by Dalai Lama XIV
#30. I discovered a small kitten in the garden, which apparently had been abandoned by its mother. I picked it up and noticed that its hind legs were crippled in just the same way as Tsering's were when she died. I took this creature into my house and looked after it until eventually it was able to walk. Like Tsering, she was also female, but very beautiful and even more gentle. She also got along very well with the two dogs, particularly Sangye, against whose furry chest she liked to lie. #Quote by Dalai Lama XIV
Gaiser Pets quotes by Peter Wisan
#31. Peeves make for terrible pets. #Quote by Peter Wisan
Gaiser Pets quotes by Tina Fey
#32. (One of the best-kept secrets of "country life" is that people accidentally crush their own pets a lot.) The #Quote by Tina Fey
Gaiser Pets quotes by Firoozeh Dumas
#33. My dad says the dogs and cats in America are luckier than most people in the world. #Quote by Firoozeh Dumas
Gaiser Pets quotes by Walter Scott
#34. Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. #Quote by Walter Scott
Gaiser Pets quotes by Anthony T. Hincks
#35. Rainbows make great pets,
because they're already house trained. #Quote by Anthony T. Hincks
Gaiser Pets quotes by Peter Singer
#36. We think of dogs as being more like people than pigs; but pigs are highly intelligent animals and if we kept pigs as pets and reared dogs for food, we would probably reverse our order of preference. Are we turning persons into bacon? #Quote by Peter Singer

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