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Funny Ya Book quotes by Jim Gaffigan
#1. Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!" #Quote by Jim Gaffigan
Funny Ya Book quotes by Mira Monroe
#2. All groups are a little intimidated by ya show of power. I mean who ever thought the monarchy was dead didn't realize it changed zip codes. - Cross #Quote by Mira Monroe
Funny Ya Book quotes by Ron A Swan
#3. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
Fill'd with death, ya pens'll hang ya. #Quote by Ron A Swan
Funny Ya Book quotes by Lucy Ivison
#4. I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired."
The socially accepted excuse for being mental. #Quote by Lucy Ivison
Funny Ya Book quotes by Marissa Meyer
#5. There was an abyss opening up between them, cutting through whatever they'd shared on the train. #Quote by Marissa Meyer
Funny Ya Book quotes by Paul O'Grady
#6. If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. #Quote by Paul O'Grady
Funny Ya Book quotes by Deyth Banger
#7. Too much Oil, gonna spoil YA!

(There Will Be Blood 2007 - Movie) #Quote by Deyth Banger
Funny Ya Book quotes by Nicki Minaj
#8. You the type that be runnin ya mouth. See you on the block wanna run in ya house. #Quote by Nicki Minaj
Funny Ya Book quotes by Steven Wright
#9. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? #Quote by Steven Wright
Funny Ya Book quotes by Leigh Bardugo
#10. Na razrusha'ya. E'ya razrushost." (Translation): I am not ruined. I am ruination. #Quote by Leigh Bardugo
Funny Ya Book quotes by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
#11. A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out. #Quote by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Funny Ya Book quotes by Kathryn Lasky
#12. Glad to eat ya', I mean meet ya'" - Digger #Quote by Kathryn Lasky
Funny Ya Book quotes by Mia Sheridan
#13. May ya never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if ya must lie, lie in each other's arms. If ya must steal, steal kisses. If ya must cheat, cheat death. And if ya must drink, drink with us, your friends. To me friends! #Quote by Mia Sheridan
Funny Ya Book quotes by Kelsey Ketch
#14. Her body jerked when his arm draped over her. "You have no idea how often I've dreamed of this moment," Seth whispered in a drowsy voice. #Quote by Kelsey Ketch
Funny Ya Book quotes by A.L. Wilson
#15. The Ranger moved in closer, thrusting his thumb in and out of the vampire's mouth with a lewd sort of motion. "It's still light out. Where ya gunna go, even if I were to let ya out? Ya not a Day Walker, else ya'd be out already trying to rustle up a Werewolf. So why don't ya just relax an' do what those eyes have wanted to do since we first met. #Quote by A.L. Wilson
Funny Ya Book quotes by G.G. Silverman
#16. Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. #Quote by G.G. Silverman
Funny Ya Book quotes by Eduardo R. Casas
#17. … ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself
Ricky Nelson

(Referring to creative works, not other things) #Quote by Eduardo R. Casas
Funny Ya Book quotes by Amy Sedaris
#18. I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel against it. When I go to a bookstore and see books categorized as humor, I get furious. Don't tell me that a book is funny. Let me decide if it's funny. It's the same with sitcoms. You call something a sitcom and people expect it to be funny. And that ruins everything. #Quote by Amy Sedaris
Funny Ya Book quotes by Jim Gaffigan
#20. You ever buy a book and not read it? You feel almost guilty having it up on a bookshelf. People are like, "Hey, how's that book?" "I haven't read it." "Oh, did you just buy it?" "I've had it since high school." "Well, can I borrow it?" "No." #Quote by Jim Gaffigan
Funny Ya Book quotes by Cristin Harber
#21. Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you're saying, but shut your pretty pie hole. #Quote by Cristin Harber
Funny Ya Book quotes by Colin Mochrie
#22. He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin. #Quote by Colin Mochrie
Funny Ya Book quotes by Bill Bailey
#23. Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to. #Quote by Bill Bailey
Funny Ya Book quotes by Rachel Harris
#24. Boys are gonna come, and boys are gonna go. Unfortunately, some friends may even do the same. But dessert, ya'll will never let you down. #Quote by Rachel Harris

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