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Funny Strong Women quotes by Mae West
#1. A man in the house is worth two in the street. #Quote by Mae West
Funny Strong Women quotes by Michael Cadnum
#3. No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed. #Quote by Michael Cadnum
Funny Strong Women quotes by Mark Twain
#4. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. #Quote by Mark Twain
Funny Strong Women quotes by Karen Hawkins
#5. I've often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there's a fight to be won. If a
woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man. #Quote by Karen Hawkins
Funny Strong Women quotes by Virginia Woolf
#6. Why are women ... so much more interesting to men than men are to women? #Quote by Virginia Woolf
Funny Strong Women quotes by Arnold Haultain
#7. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. #Quote by Arnold Haultain
Funny Strong Women quotes by Alfred Lord Tennyson
#8. Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. #Quote by Alfred Lord Tennyson
Funny Strong Women quotes by Kristin Hannah
#9. Unaware of Nina, the woman paused at the riverbank and looked out over the scar on the land where the water should run. Her expression sharpened, turned desperate as she reached down to touch the child in her arms. It was a look Nina had seen in woman all over the world, especially in times of war and destruction. A bone-deep fear for her child's future ... Someday her portraits would show the world how strong and powerful women could be, as well as the personal cost of that strength ...
She heard Danny come up beside her. "Hey, you."
She leaned against him, feeling food about her shots. "I just love how they are with their kids, even when the odds are impossible. The only time I cry is when I see their faces with their babies. Why is that, with all we've seen?"
"So it's mothers you follow. I thought it was warriors. #Quote by Kristin Hannah
Funny Strong Women quotes by Suzanne Brockmann
#10. -When I was growing up, Lieutenant Uhura was a major role model for me, a strong black woman on the bridge of a starship ...
-In a miniskirt, answering the interplanetary telephone? #Quote by Suzanne Brockmann
Funny Strong Women quotes by Marilyn Fullen-Collins
#11. It just be life, that's all. Ain't nothin' happened to you, ain't happened to most women whether they care to admit it or not. You strong, Babygirl. You a woman. You gotta be. #Quote by Marilyn Fullen-Collins
Funny Strong Women quotes by James Taylor
#12. Let us turn our thoughts today to Martin Luther King and recognize that there are ties between us, all men and women living on the Earth. Ties of hope and love, sister and brotherhood, that we are bound together in our desire to see the world become a place in which our children can grow free and strong. We are bound together by the task that stands before us and the road that lies ahead. We are bound and we are bound. #Quote by James Taylor
Funny Strong Women quotes by Kristi Bowman
#13. One way to find greater fulfillment in our work or career is to start with being. That is, be who we inherently are -- strong, creative, joyful, balanced, worthy, loving, free, powerful, wise, beautiful beings. This means letting go of the insecurities and feelings of unworthiness we carry around. Letting go of the need to control, or the desire to be small and hide. It means putting aside the masks we sometimes wear to help us feel important or safe. It means getting down to our true selves. #Quote by Kristi Bowman
Funny Strong Women quotes by Rose Wynters
#14. Orlando had a Pinto, a car that hadn't been in existence for thirty-plus years. He still hadn't figured out why a strong, strapping werewolf would want one. Orlando said it was because he'd customized it. Painted pink with purple stripes, the younger male could often be found cruising up and down the streets of Wolf Town, with his terrible music blaring out of the windows.
The car was a ticking time bomb. Already, more than one werewolf had offered to blow it up. Orlando better enjoy it, Connor doubted he would have it for very much longer. #Quote by Rose Wynters
Funny Strong Women quotes by Andrea Dworkin
#15. I`m tired, very weary, and I cry for my sisters. Tears get the nothing, of course. One needs a generation of warriors who can`t be tired out or bought off. Each woman needs to take what she endures and turn it into action. With every tear, accompanying it, one needs a knife to rip a predator apart; with every wave of fatiguem one needs another platoon of strong, tough women coming up over the horizon to take more land, to make it safe for women. I`m willing to count the inches. The pimps and rapists need to be dispossessed, forced into a mangy exile; the women and children - the world`s true orphans - need to be empowered, cosseted with respect and dignity #Quote by Andrea Dworkin
Funny Strong Women quotes by Soraya Chemaly
#16. The anger and aggression that women feel, however, can always be abated by an infinite list of beauty products, some of which have the added benefit of eliminating the appearance of anger entirely. Even if a woman is angry, no one should know it by looking at her face – optimally lineless, expressionless, and, in some cases, actually paralyzed.
In 2015, news outlets announced a plastic surgery that promised to fix women with 'resting angry face,' popularly known as Resting Bitch Face. Plastic surgery, facial exercises, and even 'facial yoga' hinge on the idea that showing strong, particularly angry, emotions is bad and makes women undesirable. Antidepressant advertising targeting menopausal women encourages them to be tranquil, sedate, and, essentially, nice to look at. Lotions, creams, and injections are 'soothing' and 'calming'. Good skin care, the way to overcome 'angry' rashes or textures, has become a matter of carefully managing not just the feel of the body but also the disciplining of emotions. #Quote by Soraya Chemaly
Funny Strong Women quotes by Madhur Bhandarkar
#17. My entire career stands on the strong pillars of women-oriented films. This stems from the fact that I am sensitive to the entire aura and mystique of a woman and womanhood. #Quote by Madhur Bhandarkar
Funny Strong Women quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#18. Empowering Women 101-- A strong women knows that cheating isn't a mistake; it's a choice. The choice was made long before you found out. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
Funny Strong Women quotes by Soman Chainani
#19. The thing Tedros liked about girls is that they always started the conversation. Most of the time, his job was just to listen, ask questions, and try to understand what in God's name was going on in their complicated little heads. He rarely had any idea what girls were talking about or why they made everything so torturous in their logic, so playing the role of the strong, silent type usually gave him time to catch up. #Quote by Soman Chainani
Funny Strong Women quotes by Matshona Dhliwayo
#21. If you go through an obstacle, you are strong, but if you go around it, you are wise. #Quote by Matshona Dhliwayo
Funny Strong Women quotes by Louise Erdrich
#22. Women are strong, strong, terribly strong. We don't know how strong until we're pushing out our babies. #Quote by Louise Erdrich
Funny Strong Women quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy
#23. Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong? #Quote by Oliver Markus Malloy
Funny Strong Women quotes by Carina Chocano
#24. I'd been so tired of 'strong female characters' for so long by then. I was so tired of the way female strength was made to look cold and humorless; the way it was characterized as deviant and 'unnatural' and always lonely and exceptional. I was tired of the grim undertone of tragedy that lurked under its surface. 'Strong female characters' were never funny, and they never had any fun, either. More often than not, they were celibate, friendless, and clinically depressed. Their monomaniacal devotion to crime fighting made them lean, cranky, and impatient. Naturally, they had axes to grind: they were avenging brides, poker-faced assassins, gloomy ninjas with commitment issues. Who were these characters? What were they trying to tell us? Why didn't they ever say goodbye before hanging up the phone? And why were they always being reborn or remade as killing machines after losing everything they held dear?

...I don't want to see another symbolic woman start all over again. I want to see the symbolic world change to acknowledge her existence. I don't want to see a young girl get a makeover or go shopping with her boyfriend's credit card. I want to watch her blow up the Death Star - metaphorically, of course. #Quote by Carina Chocano
Funny Strong Women quotes by Susan Forward
#25. Society has traditionally reinforced the idea that girls are inferior to boys, that girls can't take care of themselves, and that women need men to take care of them. We've all seen men portrayed in the media as stronger, more competent, and smarter than women, while women are often portrayed as highly emotional, indecisive, scatterbrained, passive, illogical, manipulative, and even malevolent. Such stereotypes further damage a young girl's ability to see herself as a strong and worthwhile person. Coupled with these views is the disparity between the accomplishments for which boys are admired and those for which girls are admired. While girls may be praised for their manners and appearance, boys are often praised for academic achievements and physical strength. Girls may also be discouraged from exploring and mastering life and encouraged instead to develop skills to manipulate others to negotiate in the world for them. What these girls are getting are lessons in helplessness. #Quote by Susan Forward
Funny Strong Women quotes by Idina Menzel
#26. With young people, I always say, 'You're not doing anyone any favours by withholding your power.' As women, we do that a lot because we are afraid of being misunderstood or perceived as too strong. But the older I'm getting, the more I realise you have to let that go. #Quote by Idina Menzel
Funny Strong Women quotes by Catherine Bell
#27. The best part? Probably being able to portray such a respectable, ethical, intelligent, strong woman. That's still pretty rare in our business, unfortunately. #Quote by Catherine Bell
Funny Strong Women quotes by Ronda Rousey
#28. Pain is just a piece of information. #Quote by Ronda Rousey
Funny Strong Women quotes by Kiera Cass
#29. My Selection wasn't a farce, but it wasn't that far off. My father chose all the
contestants by hand, picking young women with political alliances, influential families, or enough
charm to make the entire country worship the ground they walked on. He knew he had to make it
varied enough to seem legit, so there were three Fives thrown into the mix but nothing below that.
The Fives were meant to be little more than throwaways to keep anyone from being suspicious."
I realized my mouth was gaping open and shut it immediately. "Mom?"
"Was meant to be gone almost immediately. Truth be told, she barely made it past my father 's
attempts to sway my opinion or remove her himself. And look at her now." His whole face changed.
"Though it was hard for me to imagine, she is even more beloved as queen than my mother. She has
made four beautiful, intelligent, strong children. And she has been the source of every happiness in
my life. #Quote by Kiera Cass
Funny Strong Women quotes by Rose Leslie
#30. I certainly relate to Ygritte in the fact that she is so strong and also ruthless as well and I feel that especially within 'Game of Thrones,' I think that as a show, it is one of the frontrunners for showing dominant female characters and making sure that men answer to women rather than the other way around. #Quote by Rose Leslie
Funny Strong Women quotes by Chelsey Philpot
#31. But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. #Quote by Chelsey Philpot
Funny Strong Women quotes by Gwenn Wright
#32. And Mother, I love her dearly, but she flies into a panic whenever I mention women's rights. As she sees it, it will be so much more difficult to marry me off if I am not only of a weak constitution but of a progressive mind as well. #Quote by Gwenn Wright
Funny Strong Women quotes by Rebecca Gordon
#33. The Black Woman is amazingly strong, truly powerful, deeply visionary, has incredible worth and much love and goodness within that she is willing to share. She is to be honoured, yet must begin first to see and honour all of this (and much more) within and about herself. Let us see this more in who we truly are and live, when we do, we will attract more of the greatness that we absolutely deserve. #Quote by Rebecca Gordon
Funny Strong Women quotes by Penelope Lively
#34. How many men have asked you to marry them?'

'Not a lot. Most had too strong an instinct for self-preservation. #Quote by Penelope Lively
Funny Strong Women quotes by Aditi Mathur Kumar
#35. There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. #Quote by Aditi Mathur Kumar
Funny Strong Women quotes by J. Michael  Dolan
#36. At Auschwitz, everything was either ass-backward or a corruption of itself. The Ten Commandments were turned on their head-- thou shalt kill, thou shalt steal, thou shalt covet-- the Golden Rule nonexistent. Here, the weak were at the mercy of the strong-- the lame, sick, and feeble treated not with kindness but contempt. Here, nothing was less valuable than the life of a human being; a crust of bread, a pack of cigarettes, a needle and thread were worth more. Women with children and the elderly were the first to die, not the last. Here, people went to the hospital to be killed, not cured. #Quote by J. Michael Dolan
Funny Strong Women quotes by Oprah Winfrey
#37. The best way to succeed is to discover what you love and find a way to offer it to others. #Quote by Oprah Winfrey
Funny Strong Women quotes by Evangeline Lilly
#38. I'm a very stubborn woman and I'm from a very stubborn family of headstrong women. I have sisters, so the women rule the coop in my house. #Quote by Evangeline Lilly
Funny Strong Women quotes by Kate Avery Ellison
#39. What about you? What do you do?" I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I could. My voice sounded strong and smooth, but my hands were shaking. I put them in my lap so he couldn't see.
"I prey on innocent villagers and terrify their children," he said with a nasty smile. "And sometimes when I'm feeling really evil, I read books or paint. #Quote by Kate Avery Ellison
Funny Strong Women quotes by Nadine Labaki
#40. It's a different point of view on the world and it's different issues and it's important. It's healthy to have both, and more and more women are becoming of aware of that. And when you are aware of how strong of an impact it has on people - it changes things. #Quote by Nadine Labaki
Funny Strong Women quotes by Keiko Fukuda
#41. Be gentle, kind and beautiful, yet firm and strong, both mentally and physically. #Quote by Keiko Fukuda
Funny Strong Women quotes by Melody  Lee
#42. Her eyes, full of ancient, sacred wisdom. Her bones, deposits of inherited bravery. She is a proud descendant of strong, courageous women who went to the stakes fighting for their truths. #Quote by Melody Lee
Funny Strong Women quotes by Angela Merkel
#43. As a woman with strong opinions talking about technology and politics is not always welcome in Germany. Nope, it's more like having a great cheerleader team behind me. People who follow my journey know I have a slightly colorful personality. The rest skipped out long ago. #Quote by Angela Merkel
Funny Strong Women quotes by John Flanagan
#44. The tavern keeper, a wiry man with a sharp-nosed face, round, prominent ears and a receding hairline that combined to give him a rodentlike look, glanced at him, absentmindedly wiping a tankard with a grubby cloth. Will raised an eyebrow as he looked at it. He'd be willing to bet the cloth was transferring more dirt to the tankard then it was removing.
"Drink?" the tavern keeper asked. He set the tankard down on the bar, as if in preparation for filling it with whatever the stranger might order.
"Not out of that," Will said evenly, jerking a thumb at the tankard. Ratface shrugged, shoved it aside and produced another from a rack above the bar.
"Suit yourself. Ale or ouisgeah?"
Ousigeah, Will knew, was the strong malt spirit they distilled and drank in Hibernia. In a tavern like this, it might be more suitable for stripping runt than drinking.
"I'd like coffee," he said, noticing the battered pot by the fire at one end of the bar.
"I've got ale or ouisgeah. Take your pick." Ratface was becoming more peremptory. Will gestured toward the coffeepot. The tavern keeper shook his head.
"None made," he said. "I'm not making a new pot just for you."
"But he's drinking coffee," Will said, nodding to one side.
Inevitably the tavern keeper glanced that way, to see who he was talking about. The moment his eyes left Will, an iron grip seized the front of his shirt collar, twisting it into a knot that choked him and at the same time drag #Quote by John Flanagan
Funny Strong Women quotes by Mackenzi Lee
#45. Mythology is all shite anyway,' she says. 'It never has stories about people like us. I'd rather write my own legends, or be the story someone else looks to one day, build a strong foundation for those who follow us. #Quote by Mackenzi Lee
Funny Strong Women quotes by Anna Soubry
#46. We need a good strong opposition and I don't know whether it's any coincidence that we need Angela Eagle in Labour and we need Theresa May to lead the Conservative party, both of whom of course are women. #Quote by Anna Soubry
Funny Strong Women quotes by Jill Lepore
#47. You can be strong as any boy if you'll work hard and train yourself in athletics, the way boys do. #Quote by Jill Lepore
Funny Strong Women quotes by Tobsha Learner
#48. No, what Great Aunt Winifred was suffering from was the persecution every happily single woman suffers: the predictable social condemnation of her independence and childlessness. Dorothy reminded herself of what she'd learned during a university course on feminist history (with a strong Marxist slant): spinsters are a threat to patriarchy. #Quote by Tobsha Learner
Funny Strong Women quotes by Jessica White
#49. Women, we are so strong! It took me so long to figure that out, but I realized just how strong a woman is. #Quote by Jessica White
Funny Strong Women quotes by Richelle Mead
#50. When it came to the strong-willed women in my life, I found it was sometimes easiest to nod and agree with whatever they dictated was best. #Quote by Richelle Mead
Funny Strong Women quotes by Iain Duncan Smith
#51. I am also incredibly proud of my party because today we have two strong woman candidates going to the country, we will have a women PM and it is the Conservative party yet again leading the way on this and it says to women all over the country you can get to the top. #Quote by Iain Duncan Smith
Funny Strong Women quotes by Amanda Lovelace
#52. women
don't endure
simply because
we can;

no,

women endure
because we aren't
given any other
choice.

- they wanted us weak but forced us to be strong. #Quote by Amanda Lovelace
Funny Strong Women quotes by Phyllis Chesler
#53. The idea that women's strong attachments to each other are what make them so vulnerable is horrifying. I count my close friendships with a few girls that I know as one of the best things I have going for me right now. My love for them leaves me open to hurt, but ... all love does, or at least that's the cliche. Perhaps girls and women do come to love each other too quickly, or once they are trapped into appearing as though they love one another, they don't want to back out of it. That is probably true. But a fear of confrontation in relationships is the downside. The ability to love easily is a positive. #Quote by Phyllis Chesler
Funny Strong Women quotes by Rachel Hawkins
#54. Bet you didn't know that when you agreed to be 'betrothed' to me, huh? Husband-eviscerating apparently runs in my family."
Still no reaction, and I felt shame curl in my belly. "Of course, you also didn't know you were getting a damon bride," I added in a softer tone. Very few people knew what my dad really was. I'd always assumed Cal had found out the same night I did.
That's why I was really surprised when he raised his head and said, "I knew."
"What?"
"I knew what you were then, Sophie. Your dad told me before the betrothal. And he told me about your grandmother, and what happened to your grandfather."
I shook my head. "Then,why?"
Cal took his time before answering. "For one thing, I like your dad. He's done good things for Prodigium. And it-" He broke off with a long exhale. "It felt like some kind of honor, you know? Being asked to be the head of the Council's son-in-law. Plus, your dad, he,uh,told me a lot about you."
My voice was barely above a whisper. "What did he say?"
"That you were smart, and strong. Funny. That you had trouble using your powers, but you were always trying to use them to help people." He shrugged. "I thought we'd be a good match."
The vast dining room suddenly felt very small, like it consisted only of this table and me and Cal. "Look, Sophie," he started to say.
But before he could finish, Jenna walked in. "I am so glad I still get to eat human food, because that bacon smells insane..." she said, #Quote by Rachel Hawkins
Funny Strong Women quotes by Jyoti Patel
#55. I understand
He took something with him
That you will never get back
But baby
Be strong and live a little #Quote by Jyoti Patel
Funny Strong Women quotes by Anna Keesey
#56. She does not flinch from the caress, because she feels very strong. She walks everywhere she goes but is never tired. #Quote by Anna Keesey
Funny Strong Women quotes by Connie Suttle
#57. When I got back from the nearest pharmacy after buying the biggest bottle of ibuprofen they had, the delivery truck was blocking my driveway. What wasn't already taken up by Jayson's Mercedes, that is. At that point, I was so out of sorts and my head hurt so badly that I was tempted to throw everybody out of my house. As a vampire, I was strong enough - and pissed enough - to accomplish it without much effort.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I snapped at Jayson Rome, who sat at my kitchen island, drinking coffee and eating oatmeal cookies with Hank and Trina as if he belonged there. He didn't answer, so I went to the cupboard next to the sink, grabbed a glass, filled it with water and washed down four ibuprofen, hoping that would be enough to stop the pounding in my head.

"How did you get out of the bar last night without us seeing you?" Jayson demanded.

"You think I'll tell you anything?" I said. "Get out of my house. I paid for it. It doesn't belong to you anymore. Go get some of those women you're so fond of. Do you pay Hank a finder's fee for pointing them in your direction?"

"You really did fuck up, didn't you?" Trina eyed Jayson distastefully as she crunched into another oatmeal cookie. "Is it your job to ruin all my friendships?"

"Mattress and foundation are on the bed," one of two delivery guys shoved a clipboard in my direction for a signature.

"It looks good - I checked," Trina said.

"F #Quote by Connie Suttle

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