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Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Eva Gabor
#1. I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. #Quote by Eva Gabor
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Marie Dressler
#2. Only a few things are really important. #Quote by Marie Dressler
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Marie Dressler
#3. By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. #Quote by Marie Dressler
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Jack Benny
#4. Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter. #Quote by Jack Benny
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Bernard Baruch
#5. To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. #Quote by Bernard Baruch
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Katharine Hepburn
#6. If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. #Quote by Katharine Hepburn
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Al Pacino
#7. You need some insecurity if you're an actor. It keeps the pot boiling. I haven't yet started to think about retiring. I was shocked when I heard about Paul Newman retiring at age 82. Most actors just fade away like old soldiers. #Quote by Al Pacino
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by George Burns
#8. Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. #Quote by George Burns
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Jonas Jonasson
#9. Allan Karlsson hesitated as he stood there in the flower bed that ran along one side of the Old Folks' Home. He was wearing a brown jacket with brown trousers and on his feet he had a pair of brown indoor slippers. He was not a fashion plate; people rarely are at that age. He was on the run from his own birthday party, another unusual thing for a 100-year-old, not least because even being 100 is pretty rare. #Quote by Jonas Jonasson
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Eugene O'Neill
#10. The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own! #Quote by Eugene O'Neill
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Haruki Murakami
#11. When I write about a 15-year old, I jump, I return to the days when I was that age. It's like a time machine. I can remember everything. I can feel the wind. I can smell the air. Very actually. Very vividly. #Quote by Haruki Murakami
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Pearl S. Buck
#12. The test of a civilization is in the way that it cares for its helpless members #Quote by Pearl S. Buck
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Miriam Makeba
#13. Age is wisdom if one has lived ones life properly. #Quote by Miriam Makeba
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Will Rogers
#14. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. #Quote by Will Rogers
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Dexter Palmer
#15. She was fast approaching thirty, and with that impending birthday the way she thought of her own life was beginning to change. When she was twenty, she thought of people in their thirties as, well, old: after all, they had lived as long as she had and half as long again, and so they must have been tired, with the beginnings of aches in their bones and the first intimations of their own mortality.

But the peculiar horror of growing older was not what she expected. In fact, she felt the same age as she had eight years ago, and twenty-eight years of life had managed to compress themselves into a life-span that once comfortably held twenty. It wasn't that she was getting older, but that the years were getting shorter, and were therefore more precious. You had to use them sparingly. #Quote by Dexter Palmer
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Will Rogers
#16. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. #Quote by Will Rogers
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Gerald Brenan
#17. Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned. #Quote by Gerald Brenan
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by W. Somerset Maugham
#18. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long. #Quote by W. Somerset Maugham
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Billy Collins
#19. Cheerios
One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago
as I waited for my eggs and toast,
I opened the Tribune only to discover
that I was the same age as Cheerios.
Indeed, I was a few months older than Cheerios
for today, the newspaper announced,
was the seventieth birthday of Cheerios
whereas mine had occurred earlier in the year.
Already I could hear them whispering
behind my stooped and threadbare back,
Why that dude's older than Cheerios
the way they used to say
Why that's as old as the hills,
only the hills are much older than Cheerios
or any American breakfast cereal,
and more noble and enduring are the hills,
I surmised as a bar of sunlight illuminated my orange juice. #Quote by Billy Collins
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Mark Twain
#20. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. #Quote by Mark Twain
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Logan Pearsall Smith
#21. Youth is the time for adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind. #Quote by Logan Pearsall Smith
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Mick LaSalle
#22. It's not uncommon for distinguished French actresses to make their first films while still in their teens. Isabelle Adjani, Isabelle Carré, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Marie Gillain, Sophie Marceau, and Ludivine Sagnier - you'll hear more about them later - all made an impression before their twentieth birthday. That teenage actresses can regularly, naturally and seamlessly move into adult roles is illustrative of French cinema's way of seeing a woman's life as all of a piece, as one smooth flow from childhood to youth to maturity to old age. #Quote by Mick LaSalle
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Gypsy Rose Lee
#23. I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. #Quote by Gypsy Rose Lee
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Sting
#24. I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children. #Quote by Sting
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Michael Thomas Ford
#25. Like many men his age, he occupied a kind of limbo, not young enough to be the new face in the bars that everyone wanted and not old enough to be – and didn't want to be – the funny old queen whose jokes everyone laughed at. Instead, he was just middle aged and alone. #Quote by Michael Thomas Ford
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Darynda Jones
#26. How old are you, anyway?"
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen."
I raise a brow.
"Almost. I'll be seventeen in two weeks. You?"
Part of me doesn't want to tell her. She'll be horrified. But part of me wants to know what she will do when she knows the truth. "How old do you think I am?"
She lifts a slender shoulder. "At first I thought maybe eighteen, but now I'm thinking at least nineteen. Maybe even twenty?"
"why's that?"
"You seem very ... experienced."
I nod. "You're close. Today's my birthday. I'm thirteen. #Quote by Darynda Jones
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by K.M. Shea
#27. Stil snorted. "I am not in love with Angelique. I'm in love with you," he said, scooting closer.

Gemma pushed her chair away.
"Well, that's not proper."

"Why not?" Stil asked, butting his chair up against Gemma's.

"Because of the age difference."

"Age difference?"

"Of course. Surely you can't be a day younger than fifty or sixty," Gemma said in surprise.

Stil's jaw dropped.

"You think I'm an OLD MAN?!" Stil thundered.

"Most magic users are not the age they physically appear to be," Gemma said."And it is well known that they age much more slowly."

"You think I'm an OLD MAN?!" he repeated, his voice even louder.

"I'm not even twenty-five yet, you mean-spirited mule, and my clothes are fashionable among mages!" Stil said.

"This whole time you've thought I am OLD?"

"I get the impression that offends you."

"IT DOES."

Gemma only lifted her eyebrows.

"Aren't you going to apologize?" Stil asked.

"For what?"

"For thinking I'm OLD!"

Gemma shrugged. "It seems you have only yourself to blame for that misunderstanding."

Stil glowered #Quote by K.M. Shea
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Stanislaw Lem
#28. The age-old faith of lovers and poets in the power of love, stronger than death, that finis vitae sed non amoris, is a lie, useless and not even funny. So must one be resigned to being a clock that measures the passage of time, now out of order, now repaired, and whose mechanism generates despair and love as soon as its maker sets it going? #Quote by Stanislaw Lem
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Shirley Maclaine
#29. I've gotten crankier in my old age. #Quote by Shirley Maclaine
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Plato
#30. He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age #Quote by Plato
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Gene Fowler
#31. He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. #Quote by Gene Fowler
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Terri Windling
#32. It's my birthday, by the way, and as of 2:05 this morning (the time of my birth in the middle of a snow storm on the Fort Dix army base in New Jersey) I'm 52 years old. I decided to say that because there's such pressure in our culture for women ... well, for everybody ... to stay perpetually young. And that's never going to change if we (women especially) don't embrace, enjoy, and take pride in each and every age that we pass through. I'm not young, I'm half a century old, and grateful to have made it this far. And I have this to say to the young women coming on behind me: 52 feels pretty damn good! #Quote by Terri Windling
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Eve Chase
#33. I think adults must get sort of worn away over time, like rocks out at sea, but remain who they are, just slower and grayer with those funny vertical wrinkles in front of their ears. But the young are a different shape from one week to the next. To know us is to run alongside us, like someone trying to shout through the window of a moving train. #Quote by Eve Chase
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Michael Caine
#34. Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. #Quote by Michael Caine
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Joseph Ejiro
#35. WHAT 28 FEELS LIKE

Every year of your 20s is subject to a very specific set of emotions, at least that's what I think. 21 is great for obvious, surface-level reasons. 22 is a train wreck if you graduated in four years, and are then thrust into real life. 25 is when pretty much everything changes – from your priorities to your body. And, then, there's 28. I don't know what it is about this age in particular, but I've deemed it "The Crisis Year" and here's why.

1. The realization that you're now officially in your "late 20s" is enough to send you straight into the climax of a full-blown panic attack. You don't even get to start at the beginning of the said attack, no. You wake up on your 28th birthday, screaming and dry heaving. It's an instinctual reaction to knowing that, for the next 365 days of your life, you will be teetering on the fine line between actual adulthood and clutching on desperately to your youth.

2. Because you're now in your late 20s, your parents start to treat you more like an GULP adult. Even if you've been paying your own way since forever, maybe you both secretly knew deep down that, in case of a huge emergency, asking them for help wasn't off-limits. But, when 28 hits, it's no longer an option.

3. You just feel old(er). There's something about the curvy lines of the number "8" that cast a darker and much more serious shadow over things. You'll still go out to popular nightlife establishments, but you will be #Quote by Joseph Ejiro
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Liv Tyler
#36. I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. #Quote by Liv Tyler
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by John Van Epp
#37. It's funny, I don't feel any older than I did when I was twenty. But I know I am, because recently some twenty-year-old called me 'sir.' Sometimes the only way you know you are getting older is by the way others treat you. #Quote by John Van Epp
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Karen Cantwell
#38. Today was my forty-fifth birthday. Impending old age and a problem marriage were staring me in the face. Not a good place to be. I figured that right now, I had two choices - crawl out of the pit, or wallow and die. To wallow or not to wallow? That was the question. Look at Scarlett O'Hara. Did she cry and whine when Rhett walked out the door not giving a damn? Well, okay, she did. But not for long, I'll bet. Not Scarlett. Same story here, baby, same story here. #Quote by Karen Cantwell
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Terry Pratchett
#39. Daphne didn't know much about the old woman, but apparently a young man had smiled at her on her twenty-first birthday and she'd gone straight to bed with an attack of the vapors and stayed there, still gently vaporizing, until she completely vaporized at the age of eighty-six, apparently because her body was fed up with having nothing to do. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Claude Pepper
#40. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' #Quote by Claude Pepper
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Lailah Gifty Akita
#41. The paradox of life; everyone desire a fuller life. But no one wishes to increase in age. #Quote by Lailah Gifty Akita
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by George Sand
#42. It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The
reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides. #Quote by George Sand
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Barry Cryer
#43. I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? #Quote by Barry Cryer

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