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Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#1. There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#2. Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Tommy Lasorda
#3. I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it. #Quote by Tommy Lasorda
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#4. The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#5. There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Lefty Gomez
#6. A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" #Quote by Lefty Gomez
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#7. Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#8. Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#9. DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#10. Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Ted Williams
#11. The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. #Quote by Ted Williams
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#12. Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#13. What a great hitch to pit! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#14. It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Babe Ruth
#15. All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill. #Quote by Babe Ruth
Funny Baseball quotes by Satchel Paige
#16. I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. #Quote by Satchel Paige
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#17. McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Harry Caray
#18. Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. #Quote by Harry Caray
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#19. Grubb goes back, back ... He's under the warning track and makes the play. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#20. That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#21. Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#22. I'd say he's done more than that. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#23. Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#24. Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#25. They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Robert Frost
#26. Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose, unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction. #Quote by Robert Frost
Funny Baseball quotes by Earl Weaver
#27. I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. #Quote by Earl Weaver
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#28. If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#29. I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Rich Donnelly
#30. I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. #Quote by Rich Donnelly
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#31. You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#32. When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Hank Greenwald
#33. Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. #Quote by Hank Greenwald
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#34. We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Pete Incaviglia
#35. People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. #Quote by Pete Incaviglia
Funny Baseball quotes by George Carlin
#36. Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. #Quote by George Carlin
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#37. Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#38. It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Leo Durocher
#39. What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. #Quote by Leo Durocher
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#40. Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#41. Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6". #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#42. George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#43. I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Rogers Hornsby
#45. The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit. #Quote by Rogers Hornsby
Funny Baseball quotes by William Alexander
#46. Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published everyday, like those of a baseball player. #Quote by William Alexander
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#47. The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#48. Texas has a lot of electrical votes. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#49. He can be lethal death. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Joe E. Lewis
#50. Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel. #Quote by Joe E. Lewis
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#51. Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Luis Polonia
#52. The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is. #Quote by Luis Polonia
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#53. The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#54. Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#55. The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Marsha Warfield
#56. Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. #Quote by Marsha Warfield
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#57. That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6, can do things only a small man can do. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#58. There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Vin Scully
#59. Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? #Quote by Vin Scully
Funny Baseball quotes by Ralph Kiner
#60. On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. #Quote by Ralph Kiner
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#61. Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Satchel Paige
#62. Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. #Quote by Satchel Paige
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#63. How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#64. Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#65. From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#66. The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Curt Flood
#67. The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. #Quote by Curt Flood
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#68. Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#69. I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Ali Farahnakian
#70. Baseball players practice, runners practice, so how can you practice being funny? You get up onstage. You train as an improviser, playing make-believe, using the vernacular of improvisation, saying 'yes and' to other people's ideas, making statements. #Quote by Ali Farahnakian
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#71. The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#72. I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Bill Engvall
#73. This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left. #Quote by Bill Engvall
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#74. Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Mickey Mantle
#75. You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. #Quote by Mickey Mantle
Funny Baseball quotes by Pete Rose
#76. Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal. #Quote by Pete Rose
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#78. That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#79. Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#80. Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#81. Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by George Mikes
#82. They (Americans) have their national game, baseball - which is cricket played with a strong American accent - and they have a national language, entirely their own, unlike any other language spoken on the earth. #Quote by George Mikes
Funny Baseball quotes by Thomas Boswell
#83. More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. #Quote by Thomas Boswell
Funny Baseball quotes by Mike Royko
#84. It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has
increased greatly since the ballplay- ers swapped those wonderful
old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards. #Quote by Mike Royko
Funny Baseball quotes by Eddie Bane
#85. I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. #Quote by Eddie Bane
Funny Baseball quotes by Robert Pattinson
#86. Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. #Quote by Robert Pattinson
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#87. Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Cindy Crawford
#88. Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star. #Quote by Cindy Crawford
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#89. The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#90. Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#91. Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#92. There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#93. Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Confucius
#94. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk #Quote by Confucius
Funny Baseball quotes by Don Carman
#95. I had never been to second base. #Quote by Don Carman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#96. The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#97. Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#98. It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#99. It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#100. With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#101. Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Bob Uecker
#102. The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up. #Quote by Bob Uecker
Funny Baseball quotes by Charlie Gehringer
#103. Us ballplayers do things backward. First we play, then we retire and go to work. #Quote by Charlie Gehringer
Funny Baseball quotes by Pat Conroy
#104. Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine. #Quote by Pat Conroy
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#105. I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#106. Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch! #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#107. Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Abe Lemons
#108. Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. #Quote by Abe Lemons
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#109. Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#110. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#111. Davis fouls out to third in fair territory. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#112. The ballgame is over ... in this inning. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#114. He many not be hurt as much as he really is. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#115. Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican? #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Casey Stengel
#116. Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. #Quote by Casey Stengel
Funny Baseball quotes by Jerry Coleman
#117. Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. #Quote by Jerry Coleman
Funny Baseball quotes by Bill Veeck
#118. Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width. #Quote by Bill Veeck
Funny Baseball quotes by Tom Hayden
#119. His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread. #Quote by Tom Hayden
Funny Baseball quotes by Bob Uecker
#120. I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. #Quote by Bob Uecker
Funny Baseball quotes by Yogi Berra
#121. As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental." #Quote by Yogi Berra
Funny Baseball quotes by Tahereh Mafi
#122. You're a total catch." "I know, right? I keep trying to tell people. #Quote by Tahereh Mafi
Funny Baseball quotes by J.C. Reed
#123. It's your right to have wishes and dreams. We all have them. It's what makes us who we are – susceptible, stupid, and blind. But love gives us hope to live another day #Quote by J.C. Reed
Funny Baseball quotes by Robert Stone
#124. There were icons of the Magdalen on the walls and paintings in the Western manner, all kitsch, trash. Mary M., Lucas thought, half hypnotized by the chanting in the room beside him; Mary Moe, Jane Doe, the girl from Migdal in Galilee turned hooker in the big city. The original whore with the heart of gold. Used to be a nice Jewish girl, and the next thing you know, she's fucking the buckos of the Tenth Legion Fratensis, fucking the pilgrims who'd made their sacrifice at the Temple and were ready to party, the odd priest and Levite on the sly.
Maybe she was smart and funny. Certainly always on the lookout for the right guy to take her out of the life. Like a lot of whores, she tended towards religion. So along comes Jesus Christ, Mr. Right with a Vengeance, Mr. All Right Now! Fixes on her his hot, crazy eyes and she's all, Anything, I'll do anything. I'll wash your feet with my hair. You don't even have to fuck me. #Quote by Robert Stone
Funny Baseball quotes by Bertrand Russell
#125. We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent ... This leads to frightful results ... The British State considers it the duty of an Englishman to kill people who are not English whenever a collection of elderly gentlemen in Westminster tells him to do so ... Church and State are placable enemies of both intelligence and virtue. #Quote by Bertrand Russell
Funny Baseball quotes by Honus Wagner
#126. I don't make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime. #Quote by Honus Wagner
Funny Baseball quotes by Ville Valo
#127. I'm living my dream right now. I get to make music, perform and travel. #Quote by Ville Valo
Funny Baseball quotes by Jane Cousins
#128. Matias frowned. Damn, he'd had a vision of this gorgeous woman naked? He hadn't thought he could despise his memory loss any more than he did, but the hits kept on coming. Wait. The blonde had said vision... as in the future? "We're fated to have sex?"
"No!" Quinn shook her head so quickly and vehemently that her teeth all but rattled.
"You sure? You can't seem to stay away from me." He looked down at their close proximity.
"I knew I should have left you to rot in the psych ward strapped to that bed."
Matias frowned. He was having a hard time keeping up with the conversation. "Kinky. Or is that another dream you had starring yours truly? #Quote by Jane Cousins
Funny Baseball quotes by Teralyn Pilgrim
#129. People say the day your baby is born is the happiest day of your life. It certainly is for the dads. Call me crazy if you want, but the day I watched my doctor sew stitches into my torn vagina was not my favorite. #Quote by Teralyn Pilgrim
Funny Baseball quotes by Kathleen Tierney
#130. One thing I knew for sure, it was gonna suck (hahahahaha, I know, wicked funny). #Quote by Kathleen Tierney
Funny Baseball quotes by Jules Barnard
#131. You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. #Quote by Jules Barnard
Funny Baseball quotes by Joanne Harris
#132. Was it my fault that I got out of hand?
--Loki #Quote by Joanne Harris
Funny Baseball quotes by Walter F. Mondale
#133. Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep? #Quote by Walter F. Mondale
Funny Baseball quotes by Erin  Stewart
#134. Funny how when your secret keeper is gone, all those dreams and conversations vanish, too. #Quote by Erin Stewart
Funny Baseball quotes by Rick Riordan
#135. Why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked.
"It only works on wild animals,"
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Funny Baseball quotes by Courtney Allison Moulton
#136. So what can I really do? If you can jump through a two-story window, then what can I do?"
"You can do that too. You don't need wings to do it,either. #Quote by Courtney Allison Moulton
Funny Baseball quotes by Confucius
#137. The sun and moon shine on all without partiality. #Quote by Confucius
Funny Baseball quotes by Patton Oswalt
#138. If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh. #Quote by Patton Oswalt
Funny Baseball quotes by Denis Leary
#139. Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. #Quote by Denis Leary
Funny Baseball quotes by Julia Sweeney
#140. I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected. #Quote by Julia Sweeney
Funny Baseball quotes by George Saunders
#141. I don't use the word lightly, in fact, I don't use it at all, but Ben Marcus is a genius, one of the most daring, funny, morally engaged and brilliant writers, someone whose work truly makes a difference in the world. His prose is, for me, awareness objectified-he makes the word new and thus the world. #Quote by George Saunders
Funny Baseball quotes by Frankie Boyle
#142. The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English. #Quote by Frankie Boyle
Funny Baseball quotes by Kim Hunter
#143. Drab?" Soldier yelled. "I'll give you drab. Beat her, would you? Beat my wife? I'll feed your head to the vultures, you snotty little hamster with your golden pelt and buttery looks! #Quote by Kim Hunter
Funny Baseball quotes by Steve Finley
#144. I just love putting on the uniform; it's what I have done since I was 6 or 7 years old. It's the life I know. If I didn't love the life of baseball, I wouldn't work out like I do every winter. #Quote by Steve Finley
Funny Baseball quotes by Rick Riordan
#145. Jack was pleased to help. "Combat time? Cool!" He floated in a circle around me. "Who are we fighting?"
"Sam," I said.
Jack froze. "But I like Sam."
"We're just practicing," I said. "Try to kill her without really killing her."
"Oh, phew! Okay. I can do that. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Funny Baseball quotes by C.J. Redwine
#146. I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. #Quote by C.J. Redwine
Funny Baseball quotes by Jimmy Greaves
#147. Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away #Quote by Jimmy Greaves
Funny Baseball quotes by Josh Billings
#148. You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. #Quote by Josh Billings
Funny Baseball quotes by Dora J. Arod
#149. I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. #Quote by Dora J. Arod
Funny Baseball quotes by Jay Leno
#150. Comedy is the only profession where love from a stranger is better than love from a family member. You need to perform for strangers to see if you're really funny. If they laugh and cheer, it's the greatest thing in the world. #Quote by Jay Leno
Funny Baseball quotes by Mike Fitzpatrick
#151. She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to influence our decision #Quote by Mike Fitzpatrick

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