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Dog Fostering quotes by Isobelle Carmody
#1. Did you bite someone?' Jack enquired.
'I laughed at people, which is much worse. My laughter has sharper teeth than any dog. It tears people apart who wish to be taken seriously, but I could not help myself. There were many complaints and finally a man in a brown suit came and looked at me. He was very important and not used to being laughed at, but I could see he had dandruff on his collar, and there was a spot of his breakfast egg on his lapel. You should have seen him - so puffed up and proud of himself. I couldn't help but laugh and that made people see him as I did, and so they laughed too. All of a sudden everyone realised that for all his status in official matters, he was a man who lived alone and was loveless. #Quote by Isobelle Carmody
Dog Fostering quotes by Arthur Bradford
#2. I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though. #Quote by Arthur Bradford
Dog Fostering quotes by Jonathan Safran Foer
#3. The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs. #Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer
Dog Fostering quotes by Preston Sturges
#4. A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure. A birth is better than a death. A chase is better than a chat. A dog is better than a landscape. A kitten is better than a dog. A baby is better than a kitten. A kiss is better than a baby. A pratfall is better than anything. #Quote by Preston Sturges
Dog Fostering quotes by Bill Bennett
#5. The higher amount you put into higher education, at the federal level particularly, the more the price of higher education rises. It's the dog that never catches its tail. You increase student loans, you increase grants, you increase Pell grants, Stafford loans, and what happens? They raise the price. #Quote by Bill Bennett
Dog Fostering quotes by Katie Price
#6. I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun! #Quote by Katie Price
Dog Fostering quotes by Stephen Colbert
#7. I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it #Quote by Stephen Colbert
Dog Fostering quotes by Bruce Willis
#8. Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo. #Quote by Bruce Willis
Dog Fostering quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
#9. My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh. #Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Dog Fostering quotes by Nora Roberts
#10. Brenna's lorry wasn't parked in the street. The dog was nowhere to be seen. Apparently even Betty had deserted him in his hour of need. The only choice left was a quick and cowardly retreat. "What was I thinking?" he stopped short and clapped a hand to his forehead. "I'm supposed to be helping Aidan ... at the house. Slipped my mind."
As quickly as he could manage, he untangled his arm, gently nudging her hand away, as he might a puppy who was inclined to nip. Down, girl. "Things are always slipping my mind, so I don't suppose he'll be surprised that I'm late. #Quote by Nora Roberts
Dog Fostering quotes by Jim Hightower
#11. Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building. #Quote by Jim Hightower
Dog Fostering quotes by Frank Zappa
#12. Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
(Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit
Is the Apostrophe(') #Quote by Frank Zappa
Dog Fostering quotes by Simon Whaley
#13. Mongrel A mongrel dog is the result of having beer-goggle eyes on a Friday or Saturday night and then waking up the following morning, still unsure who or what you've slept with. Mongrel dogs are the result of random breeding where the parents are of mixed ancestry too. Each one is unique. #Quote by Simon Whaley
Dog Fostering quotes by Barry Hannah
#14. The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your heart a searching dog in the rubble. #Quote by Barry Hannah
Dog Fostering quotes by Axel Munthe
#15. A dog gladly admits the superiority of his master over himself, accepts his judgment as final, but, contrary to what dog-lovers believe, he does not consider himself as a slave. His submission is voluntary, and he expects his own small rights to be respected. #Quote by Axel Munthe
Dog Fostering quotes by Diane Lane
#16. You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you. #Quote by Diane Lane
Dog Fostering quotes by Steven Pinker
#17. Many of the silliest ambiguities in the Internet memes come from newspaper headlines and magazine tag lines precisely because they have been stripped of all punctuation. Two of my favorites are MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH and RACHAEL RAY FINDS INSPIRATION IN COOKING HER FAMILY AND HER DOG. The first is missing the hyphen that bolts together the pieces of the compound word that was supposed to remind readers of the problem with piranhas, man-eating. The second is missing the commas that delimit the phrases making up the list of inspirations: cooking, her family, and her dog. #Quote by Steven Pinker
Dog Fostering quotes by Willa Cather
#18. And I advise ye to think well, he told her It's better to be a stray dog in this world than a man without money. I've tried it both ways, and I know. A poor man stinks, and God hates him. #Quote by Willa Cather
Dog Fostering quotes by Warren Heiti
#19. The taste of chalk. The sun lays its copper thumbs on my eyelids. The radio plays the monologue of a dog. What is the formula for tomorrow? #Quote by Warren Heiti
Dog Fostering quotes by Michael Bassey
#20. Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends. #Quote by Michael Bassey
Dog Fostering quotes by David Thorne
#21. How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear? #Quote by David Thorne
Dog Fostering quotes by Agatha Christie
#22. but I do take an enormous interest in the personal aspects of what archaeology reveals. I like to find a little dog buried under the threshold, inscribed on which are the words: 'Don't stop to think, Bite him!' Such a good motto for a guard-dog; you can see it being written on the clay, and someone laughing. The contract tablets are interesting, #Quote by Agatha Christie
Dog Fostering quotes by Emily R. Austin
#23. She is deluded enough to assume that I could feel romantically for a person with a badly drawn dog tattooed to their arm. #Quote by Emily R. Austin
Dog Fostering quotes by Aline Templeton
#24. If you were an animal, what kind would it be?"
"A dog. I'd take people in my teeth like rats and shake some sense into them. #Quote by Aline Templeton
Dog Fostering quotes by Kate DiCamillo
#25. It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor. #Quote by Kate DiCamillo
Dog Fostering quotes by Joanna Campbell
#26. 45,000 sections of reinforced concrete - three tons each.
Nearly 300 watchtowers.
Over 250 dog runs.
Twenty bunkers.
Sixty five miles of anti-vehicle trenches - signal wire, barbed wire, beds of nails.
Over 11,000 armed guards.
A death strip of sand, well-raked to reveal footprints.
200 ordinary people shot dead following attempts to escape the communist regime.
96 miles of concrete wall.

Not your typical holiday destination.

JF Kennedy said the Berlin Wall was a better option than a war. In TDTL, the Anglo-German Bishop family from the pebbledashed English suburb of Oaking argue about this - among other - notions while driving to Cold War Berlin, through all the border checks, with a plan to visit both sides of it. #Quote by Joanna Campbell
Dog Fostering quotes by Ben Mendelsohn
#27. I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog. #Quote by Ben Mendelsohn
Dog Fostering quotes by Sere Prince Halverson
#28. During those times, only under piles of blankets did she feel substantial enough not to drift away; they kept her weighted down and a part of the world. But eventually her dog's persistence and her own strong will would win over, and she'd drag herself up from the thick bog and go back to her chores and her books, carving the missing days into the wall so they did not escape entirely. #Quote by Sere Prince Halverson
Dog Fostering quotes by Octavia St. Laurent
#29. I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later. #Quote by Octavia St. Laurent
Dog Fostering quotes by Karl Kraus
#30. Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves. #Quote by Karl Kraus
Dog Fostering quotes by David Wilkerson
#31. You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old bone in his mouth. You don't grab the bone from him and tell him it's not good for him. He'll growl at you. It's the only thing he has. But you throw a big fat lamb chop in front of him, and he's going to drop that bone and pick up the lamb chop, his tail wagging to beat the band. And you've got a friend. Instead of going around grabbing bones from people ... I'm going to throw them some lamb chops. Something with real meat and life in it. I'm going to tell them about New Beginnings. #Quote by David Wilkerson

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