Dave Quotes

#1. I never wanted this kind of life that Im still living. #Quote by Dave Brubeck

#2. 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. Seven out of ten people you walk past going down the sidewalk are broke. You can model your life after them, and you will be one of them. Or you can mode your life after the weird people. Because wealth is unusual. It's not normal. So you have to engage in unusual behaviors and habits to create unusual results #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#3. You have to find a way to protect yourself in a certain way from people who are constantly demanding your time. #Quote by Dave Holland

#4. I'm big on taking the lady out to dinner. We have some candlelight romance every now and then. And our whole family is within a 6-mile radius. It's disgustingly domestic. I'm big on Costco. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#5. Matt Cooke may be the worst fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. #Quote by Dave Nonis

#6. We desperately need to understand something of the magnitude of sin, of evil, and of gross wickedness in this world if we are to appreciate our redemption. God's love, grace, and mercy shine all the brighter against the awful reality of evil. Indeed, the very existence of evil is a powerful proof of God's existence and holiness. #Quote by Dave Hunt

#7. When I first came to New York City, what I was thrilled about was not the Empire State Building, or the Statue of Liberty; it was the fireplugs in the street. These things that Jack Kirby had drawn. Or these cylindrical water towers on top of buildings that Steve Ditko's 'Spider-Man' fights used to happen in and around. #Quote by Dave Gibbons

#8. I still get my news from the newspaper in the morning. I just have an affection for paper, and that's no secret, I guess. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#9. Diesel fuel is too important to our farmers at harvest time and to the truckers delivering commerce across Nebraska to allow a bureaucratic hurdle to slow the delivery of fuel. #Quote by Dave Heineman

#10. If you're truly lucky, you only need to buy ONE lottery ticket. #Quote by Gusto Dave

#11. Remember that being offended is not the same thing as being right. #Quote by Dave Barry

#12. Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#13. Measure your wealth not by the things you have, but by the things for which you would not take money. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#14. Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years. #Quote by Gary Cherone

#15. Mike Patton is a genius ... It is definitely the hardest music I've ever played. #Quote by Dave Lombardo

#16. I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everything I could possibly ever imagine doing, but I just know that there's more. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#17. Come and relax now, put your troubles down. No need to bear the weight of your worries, just let them all fall away. #Quote by Dave Matthews

#18. Just as the digital dominance of the recording studio seemed complete, analog had its revenge. Musicians, producers, and engineers searching for the sound of the music that inspired them - roots Americana, blues, and classic rock - began thinking about how the process of recording affected the sound. These artists, including White, Dave Grohl, and Gillian Welch, began experimenting with old tape machines and vintage studio equipment, returning to the analog methods they'd once used. Critics and fans noted that these albums sounded different - more heartfelt, raw, and organic - and the industry began to take notice. #Quote by David Sax

#19. There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. #Quote by Dave Barry

#20. Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh. #Quote by Dave Barry

#21. The counsellor who never reads a novel or never opens a book of poetry is neglecting an important resource for empathic development. #Quote by Dave Mearns

#22. You see, the human creature is prone to legalism. There is nothing the devil likes more than to impose a set of legalistic rules on a person. Then when that person has a hard time keeping those rules, his confidence that God will move in his life is greatly shaken. #Quote by Dave Roberson

#23. Despite a lingering low inventory and increasing prices, consumers still have the confidence to purchase a home. More and more people recognize the many opportunities in this market and the significant value of low interest rates. As job creation and wages continue to improve, many more first-time buyers are now making the decision to become homeowners. #Quote by Dave Liniger

#24. A natural saver is great until he never spends and is tight-fisted with giving. A natural spender is great until she finds herself deeply in debt and unable to give. A natural giver is great until there are no savings when a problem arises and there is no personal enjoyment of money. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#25. To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself up and move on. #Quote by Dave Pelzer

#26. I have to live my books before I write them. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#27. I want to live a passionate life.
I always want to feel the wind in my hair. #Quote by Dave Gorman

#28. Pat Riley, Dave Checketts and Ernie Grunfeld - they brought the Knicks back to the glory days. It started with Rick Pitino. We took our first step with him, making the playoffs. When Pat came in we just kicked the door open. #Quote by Patrick Ewing

#29. Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. #Quote by Dave Marr

#30. Pap said, "Lend me those bolt cutters, Bo"
"They're in the back of the Explorer."
The old man got out the bolt cutter, walked around and snipped one of the leads to the battery on each of the ATV's. The others stood in the darkness watching him, listening to the snip-snip of the bolt cutter.
"Not a bad idea," said Dave. "That way is any of them get past us, he's going to be on foot."
"There's that," Tully said. "And then there's the fact that the old man loves bolt cutters... #Quote by Patrick F. McManus

#31. Good things that cannot be calculated or quantified are set in motion in your life and in your finances when you give. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#32. When you can no longer differentiate between the insanity spewed onto the blank page, and the madness evident in the all-but shattered mirror ... that's when you know you're doing it right. #Quote by Dave Matthes

#33. If you come with mercy but not justice; that's called enabling. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#34. I am a freak in secondhand velour, a leper who uses L'Oreal Anti-sticky Mega Gel. I am rootless, ripped from all foundations, an orphan raising an orphan and wanting to take away everything there is and replace it with stuff I've made. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#35. Where to?" said the bear.
The boy wobbled back to the rear seat, concentrating as the hull rolled and bounced beneath him. He half sat and half fell onto the hard wooden bench, bashing his wrist painfully against the edge as he landed.
"Ow!" he said. "Just over to the other side, please." He waved his unbashed hand vaguely out across the water without looking up.
"Right you are," said the bear. #Quote by Dave Shelton

#36. Yesterday evening I received a call that a person had located a body and the investigators from SDSD Homicide Division described our beloved mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank you all for your prayers, your good thoughts, and positive vibes. #Quote by Dave Mustaine

#37. It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture. #Quote by Dave Barry

#38. The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE! #Quote by Dave Zebian

#39. I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff. #Quote by Dave Goldberg

#40. He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd created a deadfall trap over some big talus blocks and the bear had fallen in. He used the skin for something and jerked the meat. If it wasn't astonishing enough behavior in a national park, the next day he made donuts, using bear fat for grease ! Surely, by now, he's created an empire somewhere in the world ... #Quote by Dave Cook

#41. belief begins with the wish #Quote by Dave Duncan

#42. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. #Quote by Dave Barry

#43. Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time. #Quote by Dave Barry

#44. Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs- bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense- and you'll realie they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress. Now look at the real successes, the people who make a lot more money than you- Elton John, Captain Kangaroo, anybody from Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They all dress funny- and they all succeed. #Quote by Dave Barry

#45. I tell you one thing that's great about children. They don't need a show to have fun. What do they need? A book of matches, some oily rags, a little brother ... that's all they need. #Quote by Dave Attell

#46. The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. #Quote by Dave Chappelle

#47. WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret. #Quote by Dave Barry

#48. I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships. #Quote by Dave Chappelle

#49. If you don't have something grand for men like us to be part of, we will take apart all the little things. Neighbourhood by neighbourhood. Building by building. Family by family. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#50. Society as a whole is better off when information is available to the public. Whether you are talking about how to prevent disease, or about who does the best job of treating disease, it is useful to provide as much information to the public as possible. #Quote by Dave Obey

#51. I've got a King His name is JESUS! I've got a Lord His name is JESUS! I've got a Savior His name is JESUS! I'm gonna praise Him! Praise Your name Lord! Glory to Your name! Hallelujah JESUS! #Quote by Dave Moore

#52. When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! #Quote by Dave Barry

#53. In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can do together, it still can't replace the magic of four people in a room playing. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#54. Fifteen minutes later, a meeting was called.
"Okay, look." Deb's face was dead serious. "I know I just joined this project, and I don't want to offend anyone. But I'm going to be honest. I think you've been going about this all wrong."
"I'm offended," Dave told her flatly. #Quote by Sarah Dessen

#55. Your memory has always been given to opportunistic revision. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#56. To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver. #Quote by Dave Barry

#57. The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. #Quote by Dave Barry

#58. The gimmickry is simply a device, a defense, to obscure the black, blinding, murderous rage and sorrow at the core of this whole story, which is both too black and blinding to look at
avert your eyes!
but nevertheless useful, at least to the author, even in caricatured or condensed form, because telling as many people as possible about it helps, he thinks, to dilute the pain and bitterness and thus facilitate its flushing from his soul #Quote by Dave Eggers

#59. Simple and intuitive design is what inspires and drives me. #Quote by Dave Morin

#60. A lot of people from my generation of music are so focused on playing things correctly or to perfection that they're stuck in that safe place. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#61. The Community was dull. It was nice and it was quiet, if you lived in the right places, and there was full employment and nobody was starving and everybody was happy. It was no wonder people wanted to leave. #Quote by Dave Hutchinson

#62. People say I talk slowly. I talk in a way sometimes called laconic. The phone rings, I answer, and people ask if they've woken me up. I lose my way in the middle of sentences, leaving people hanging for minutes. I have no control over it. I'll be talking, and will be interested in what I'm saying, but then someone - I'm convinced this what happens - someone - and I wish I knew who, because I would have words for this person - for a short time, borrows my head. Like a battery is borrowed from a calculator to power a remote control, someone, always, is borrowing my head. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#63. Openness is all, she thought. Truth was its own reward. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#64. The key to our lives as Christians today is how clearly we see by faith the resurrected Christ. #Quote by Dave Hunt

#65. He did a terrible thing and eliminating him would have left the world tidier. Or so goes the logic of the last fifty years of American justice. We throw away flawed people, people who have made terrible mistakes, with regularity and great alacrity. We jail drug dealers for decades, and we execute killers. We want them away. Out of sight. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#66. Everyone always says it's a blessing to look a lot younger than my age, but sometimes I just want to look my real age. #Quote by Dave Franco

#67. Surveillance shouldn't be the tradeoff for any goddamn service we get. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#68. Omigosh - I'm a squash! #Quote by Dave Horowitz

#69. Johnny Two-cakes. As a name it didn't quite fit him, but for some reason that's what he was called. Man was sour and dour. All business; doom and gloom to the extent it was actually funny. World was coming to an end. US was one tick away from becoming a third-world country's bitch. Everything was a crisis - including the fact someone had stolen his tuna sandwich. #Quote by Dave Buschi

#70. As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons. #Quote by Dave Barry

#71. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. #Quote by Dave

#72. Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash. #Quote by Dave Barry

#73. Teams can't prepare for me in batting practice. They can't find anyone who throws as slow as I do. #Quote by Dave LaPoint

#74. Too many rocks in the mountains. #Quote by Dave Barry

#75. Are the kids at school?"
"No, they're in the lake. My God. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#76. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. #Quote by Dave Barry

#77. Change is an unsuspecting and finicky foe. You don't realize the strength of its grip until it's too late. #Quote by Dave Cenker

#78. Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. #Quote by Dave Barry

#79. In the lives of humans, there are moments that feel very much apart from the majority of moments. That is, in any life there are many hundreds of thousands of hours and millions of minutes, and though those hours and minutes might be filled with contentment, or joy, or pain, few of them are bathed in the light of destiny. Very few of them feel as if one has been taken from their regular life and lifted into a new, extraordinary existence. It is these moments that bring an ordinary life into the realm of the extraordinary. It is these moments that are doorways from a life lived to eat and drink and sleep, into a life lived to do monumental things. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#80. The thing about Depeche songs is that they're so descriptive. For me, they tell some kind of story about a character who's trying to redeem himself or to find something to believe in-some kind of faith or hope. #Quote by Dave Gahan

#81. I'm familiar with that feeling of silence that comes with a very imminent catastrophe, when you know you have absolutely no control over a situation. #Quote by Dave Matthews

#82. The music of the busy bee Is drowsy, and it comforts me; But, ah! 'tis quite another thing, When that same bee concludes to sting! Andrew Downing (nineteenth-century American horticulturalist) #Quote by Dave Goulson

#83. My favorite of my books is DAVE AT NIGHT, because it's loosely based on my father's childhood in an orphanage. #Quote by Gail Carson Levine

#84. Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if you owe money, you can put in for an enormous refund and the agent will probably give it to you, just to avoid an audit. What does he care? It's not his money. #Quote by Dave Barry

#85. The Pakistan fundraiser was thoroughly inspiring - the event was able to amass 2.3 million smiles for the school #Quote by Dave Eggers

#86. I feel like collaboration in music has allowed me to grow musically beyond my wildest dreams. #Quote by Dave Koz

#87. We see Stage Two mostly when people believe they cannot act creatively, where jobs are so mechanized that they feel like part of a machine. #Quote by Dave Logan

#88. Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones' until I saw the bookshelf sagging under the burden of those other volumes. #Quote by Dave Morris

#89. Gratitude is really, really attractive. A child who is genuinely grateful makes you want to do anything for her, and that is true of adults as well. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#90. If you take your kid in for the sniffles, you pay $20, but the full cost is $200. And so we need to get back to the price system where you see the full cost of health care, and then people will make smarter decisions. That will reduce health care costs, and it's a huge part of our economy. #Quote by Dave Brat

#91. Come on, somebody be brave. #Quote by Dave Gould

#92. I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think. #Quote by Dave Attell

#93. That the volume of information, of data, of judgements, of measurements, was too much, and there were too many people, and too many desires of too many people, and too many opinions of too many people, and too much pain from too many people, and having all of it constantly collated, collected, added and aggregated, and presented to her as if that all made it tidier and more manageable
it was too much. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#94. We loved each other in the same difficult, unusable way where you took turns doing it, instead of ever managing to do it at the same time. #Quote by Laura Dave

#95. I watch, and the mothers watch. I do not know how to interact with the mothers. Am I them? They occasionally try to include me in a conversation, but it's clear they don't know what to make of me. I look over and smile when one of them makes a joke that is laughed at by all. They laugh, I chuckle - not too much, I don't want to seem overeager, but enough to say "I hear you. I laugh with you. I share in the moment." But when the chuckling is over I am still apart, something else, and no one is sure what I am. They don't want to invest their time in the brother sent to pick up Toph while his mother cooks dinner or is stuck at work or in traffic. To them I'm a temp. A cousin maybe. The young boyfriend of a divorcee? They don't care.
Fuck it. I don't want to be friends with these women, anyway. Why would I care? I am not them. They are the old model and we are the new. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#96. Emotions are like soul of ur soul .. #Quote by Dave

#97. I'd rather live in Nebraska than Washington. #Quote by Dave Heineman

#98. The places where trails do not exist are not well marked. #Quote by Dave Barry

#99. A man with an experience is not at the mercy of a man with an opinion. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#100. Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter. #Quote by Dave Barry

#101. People love having a home. People love going to their house and sleeping in their bedroom and having a conversation around the dinner table. You don't particularly think of that conversation as a private conversation; you just think of it as something that happened in your home. #Quote by Dave Morin

#102. Once a week, in order to deal with the demands of living with another person, and to continue to improve my skills in this sphere, I spend an evening in therapy. This is a small joke: my "therapist" is Dave, and I provide reciprocal services to him. Dave is also married, and considering that I am supposedly wired differently, our challenges are surprisingly similar. #Quote by Graeme Simsion

#103. It's a weird thing ... putting your emotions out there for everybody to see while filming. I think it puts you in a kind of vulnerable state. #Quote by Dave Bautista

#104. Coming out was so difficult until millions of other men and women came out. Then it got a lot easier, #Quote by Dave Eggers

#105. If we make all of the people good, markets will be good. If markets are bad, which they are, that means people are bad, which they are. Want good markets? Change the people. #Quote by Dave Brat

#106. When my parents passed on, and we read their wills, we discovered something we didn't at all expect, especially from our devoutly Catholic mother: they had both left instructions that their bodies be donated to science. We were bewildered and we were pissed. They wanted their cadavers to be used by medical students, they wanted their flesh to be cut into and their cancerous organs examined. We were breathless. They wanted no elaborate funerals, no expense incurred for such stuff – they hated wasting money or time on ceremony, on appearances. When they died there was little left – the house, the cars. And their bodies, and they gave those away. To offer them to strangers was disgusting, wrong, embarrassing. And selfish to us, their children, who would have to live with the thought of their cold weight sinking on silver tables, surrounded by students chewing gum and making jokes about the location of freckles. But then again: Nothing can be preserved. It's all on the way out, from the second it appears, and whatever you have always has one eye on the exit, and so screw it. As hideous and uncouth as it is, we have to give it all away, our bodies, our secrets, our money, everything we know: All must be given away, given away every day, because to be human means:

1. To be good
2. To save nothing #Quote by Dave Eggers

#107. Your greatest asset is your paycheck. Disability insurance protects you and your family if you are unable to work by providing income which will help pay your bills and take care of your family. It's just as important as life insurance. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#108. Belief isn't supposed to make sense, at least not all the time. In that, it finds its power. It gets to creep up on you and carry you forward. Until you can carry yourself again. #Quote by Laura Dave

#109. All good art, to me, is uncertainty. #Quote by Dave Davies

#110. With the artists, I don't teach, I coach. I can't tell them how to make art. I tell them to make more art. I tell them to get up early and stay up late. I tell them not to quit. I tell them if somebody else is already making their work. My job is to be current with the discourse and not be an asshole. That's all I wanted in a professor. #Quote by Dave Hickey

#111. My fans are buying the DNA of Dave. #Quote by Dave Pelzer

#112. When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself. #Quote by Dave Chappelle

#113. I'm very, very concerned ultimately, as Medicaid costs increase in my state and most states, it's going to reduce funding for state aid to our public schools, to our higher education institution or higher taxes on the middle class that President Obama said he didn't want to do. And that's exactly where he's headed. #Quote by Dave Heineman

#114. Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness. #Quote by Dave Barry

#115. Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations ... #Quote by Dave Barry

#116. We can talk about Manchester! I like coming here, it's a wicked city. It's my second favourite city in England after London. I like Liverpool too but there's a lot more to do in Manchester. #Quote by Dave Mason

#117. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. #Quote by Dave Attell

#118. Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport. #Quote by Dave Barry

#119. Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes. #Quote by Dave Turner

#120. The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him. #Quote by Dave Barry

#121. If you are going to open a retail store you would want to consider Christmas. Most retailers make the majority of their entire year's income between #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#122. If you play a Nickleback song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickleback. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#123. When Nirvana became popular, you could very easily slip and get lost during that storm. I fortunately had really heavy anchors - old friends, family. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#124. I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. #Quote by Dave Attell

#125. Science has proved that everything is energy, and now they have dark energy, dark matter. They don't call it all-embracing consciousness; they call it dark because they can't measure it. You know, paint it black. #Quote by Dave Davies

#126. A strong marriage requires loving your spouse even in those moments when they aren't being lovable; it means believing in them even when they struggle to believe in themselves. #Quote by Dave Willis

#127. At that moment I was sure. That I belonged in my skin. That my organs were mine and my eyes were mine and my ears, which could only hear the silence of this night and my faint breathing, were mine, and I loved them and what they could do. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#128. This book is a form of struggle, and it keeps my spirit alive to struggle. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#129. I could put a sudoku at the end of every chapter and you'd have to solve it to progress through the story, but that doesn't address what would make people want to interact. #Quote by Dave Morris

#130. I stopped paying attention to her. I stopped doing the things that someone does for the person he loves. Because I was tired. Because other things always seemed to matter a little bit more." He #Quote by Laura Dave

#131. As creators, we feel constant demand for innovation from the world. This puts immense pressure on the creative process and oftentimes can have a dampening effect. #Quote by Dave Morin

#132. Loneliness is my worst enemy, but in the end he's usually my only real friend. #Quote by Dave Guerrero

#133. Visa's Zero Liability policy covers all Visa credit - and debit-card transactions processed over the Visa network. Visa extends the same protections and benefits to its debit cards as it does to credit cards - including the ability for credit-card issuers to resolve merchant disputes on the cardholder's behalf if goods were defective or weren't received, you were overcharged, or for other reasons. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#134. The worst injury I have ever suffered in the ring was a torn triceps; they had to take a piece of my hamstring to repair the tear. It was brutal; I was out for 6 months. #Quote by Dave Bautista

#135. I think Depeche Mode music somehow appeals to the oddball, to the person who is looking for something a little bit different. #Quote by Dave Gahan

#136. But we're no longer rain, I said, we're no longer seeds. We're men. Now we can stand and decide. This is our first chance to choose our own unknown. I'm so proud of everything we've done, my brothers, and if we're fortunate enough to fly and land again in a new place, we must continue. As impossible as it sounds, we must keep walking. And yes, there has been suffering, but now there will be grace. There has been pain, but now there will be serenity. No one has been tried the way we have been tried, and now this is our reward. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#137. We do this thing. We open our hearts to the world around us. And the more we do that, the more we allow ourselves to love, the more we are bound to find ourselves one day - like Dave, and Morley, and Sam, and Stephanie - standing in the kitchen of our live, surrounded by the ones we love, and feeling empty, and alone, and sad, and lost for words, because one of our loved ones, who should be there, is missing. Mother or father, brother or sister, wife or husband, or a dog or cat. It doesn't really matter. After a while, each death feels like all the deaths, and you stand there like eveyone else has stood there before you, while the big wind of sadness blows around and through you.
"He was a great dog," said Dave.
"Yes," said Morley. "He was a great dog. #Quote by Stuart McLean

#138. What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. #Quote by Dave Barry

#139. There is nothing new ... everything has roots in the past. #Quote by Dave Liebman

#140. Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. #Quote by Dave Barry

#141. It's not until recently that I could even imagine myself as an adult. But these kids today, they look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#142. The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV. #Quote by Dave Willis

#143. The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in. #Quote by Dave Beard

#144. I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That's what's wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, "You're not supposed to like that. That's not fucking cool." Don't fucking think it's not cool to like Britney Spears' "Toxic." It is cool to like Britney Spears' "Toxic"! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That's who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#145. We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about: the Islip Garbage Barge. #Quote by Dave Barry

#146. All you have to do is pick up a baseball. It begs to you: throw me. If you took a year to design an object to hurl, you'd end up with that little spheroid small enough to nestle in your fingers but big enough to have some heft, lighter than a rock but heavier than a hunk of wood. Its even, neat stitching, laced into the leather's slippery white surface, gives your fingers a purchase. A baseball was made to throw. It's almost irresistible. #Quote by Dave Dravecky

#147. His mind seemed barely tethered to his body, much less the earth. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#148. [There is] a breed of fashion models #Quote by Dave Barry

#149. It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' #Quote by Penn Jillette

#150. My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#151. Pray when you feel like worrying. Give thanks when you feel like complaining. Keep going when you feel like quitting. #Quote by Dave Willis

#152. I went there anyway-knowingly, willingly-because I wanted a number one hit. I wanted what Metallica had, even if it meant selling a piece of my soul to the devil. #Quote by Dave Mustaine

#153. And now, I still really don't care that much but now I have music playing all the time at home, which is a first for me. Whatever. Everything from Ani DiFranco to Dave Matthews to Jack Johnson and Norah Jones. #Quote by Jennifer Garner

#154. All programming is maintenance programming, because you are rarely writing original code. #Quote by Dave Thomas

#155. I call it Dante's Syndrome," John said. I had never heard him call it any such thing.
"Meaning I think Dave and I gained the ability to peer into Hell. Only it turns out Hell is right
here, it's all through us and around us and in us like the microbes that swarm through your
lungs and guts and veins. Hey, look! An owl!"
We all looked. It was an owl, all right. #Quote by David Wong

#156. Drama is promised to everyone no matter how humble you are. #Quote by Dave Hockaday

#157. You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die. #Quote by Dave Pelzer

#158. I like to think I'm a night person, because that's my job, but now I'm a father of three. I'm trying to become more of a morning person. I don't know if it will last. I have two choices, right? Either I'm bitter about getting up early, or I start drinking wine earlier and get to bed. #Quote by Dave Matthews

#159. I've learned that disagreements with James often occur because one of us knows something that the other does not. Usually it's not something obvious; it's a hidden assumption. Sometimes you have to keep digging - keep arguing, but I mean that in a friendly, searching-for-the-truth kind of way - to figure out what the hidden assumption is, because once you expose it, then the right answer suddenly comes into clear focus. Given this experience, I was comfortable disagreeing with James, fully expecting that we'd eventually work it out. In this case, the discussion went on for many months. (This willingness to cooperatively disagree, working together to try and get to the right solution, is an aspect of our culture that I try to promote.) #Quote by Dave Hitz

#160. The president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to help him locate it, and when the commissioners called him in to testify, he told them, essentially, that he couldn't remember what it looked like. Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like that you would at least have had the comfort of knowing he was lying. You could trust Nixon that way. But with this president, you have this nagging feeling that he's telling the truth. #Quote by Dave Barry

#161. Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but not really caring one way or the other) I lifted it up, then dropped my shorts and began to piss. Ahhh ... success. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out. It wasn't until the next morning that I realized what had actually happened. I woke to the sight of Junior standing over my bed with a look of disgust on his face. Hey, man. Did you pee in my suitcase? #Quote by Dave Mustaine

#162. Quit looking for an answer, Jim. There fuckin' ain't one. Fuck yeah, I'm still looking for God's telephone number. #Quote by Jim Goldberg

#163. I was living in a loft with Dave Sitek - this loft full of people just working on their stuff. Some were painting, some were writing. Any plans you had were kind of like a plan for the next two months. #Quote by Babatunde Adebimpe

#164. When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake. #Quote by Dave Barry

#165. We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon. #Quote by Dave Barry

#166. My desire to live a meaningful life was getting forestalled by the petty, day-to-day demands of all my stuff.
As I stood in my garage, I realized that it was not just that all the stuff created a mess, requiring valuable time to clean up. That was true, but that wasn't the worst of it. I realized it was not the clutter, the over accumulation of things, but rather the things themselves that were taking my attention away from what mattered in my life. Camping gear was getting my attention, not being outside. Tools were taking up my time, not using them to be creative. Toys were distracting me from the fun of playing. My things were not doing what they were meant to do: serve a greater purpose than possession alone. #Quote by Dave Bruno

#167. My first acting lessons were Shakespeare. The first time I ever started working with a coach was doing scenes from 'Measure for Measure,' which were tough dramatic scenes. And then 'Taming of the Shrew,' which required comedic timing. And that's the kind of stuff I love. #Quote by Dave Bautista

#168. Who were these people, all of them young couples, a few fabulous ones, tall thin-haired blondes with toned men in perfectly pressed jeans
neither fearing the loss of the other. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#169. Rock stars are like sports stars: If you snap your ankle, you're done. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#170. If there's anything I'm proud of in my work
it's not that I draw better; there's so many better graphic artists than me
or that I write better, no. It's
and I'm not saying I know the truth, because what the hell is that? But what I got from Ruth and Dave, a kind of fierce honesty, to not let the kid down, to not let the kid get punished, to not suffer the child to be dealt with in a boring, simpering, crushing-of-the-spirit kind of way. #Quote by Maurice Sendak

#171. In good writing, the contemplative and the exciting happen at the same time. #Quote by Dave Morris

#172. We are not ashamed to incorporate and adapt a good idea to our needs just because we didn't come up with it. Likewise, we are not afraid to abandon something we actually did come up with ourselves if we discover that it doesn't work. #Quote by Dave Redding

#173. So content people may not have the best of everything, but they make the best of everything. That is who you want your children to be. #Quote by Dave Ramsey

#174. And later, if I ever felt that I was getting swept away by the craziness of being in a band, well, I'd go back to Virginia. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#175. He is not a great man. None of us are great men. We are just caught in the wave of history. #Quote by Dave Malloy

#176. Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away. #Quote by Dave Attell

#177. If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. #Quote by Dave Mustaine

#178. I always start drawing any job by planning out to some degree the locales and trying to nail the characters. If they're existing characters, I'll draw them several times on rough paper just to get a feeling for them. The ideal when you're drawing a comic is to have everything in your head, not to have to refer to notes. #Quote by Dave Gibbons

#179. Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. #Quote by Dave Chappelle

#180. Love doesn't leave you. Not all at once. It creeps back in, making you think it can be another way, that it can still be another way, and you have to remind yourself of the reasons that it probably won't be. #Quote by Laura Dave

#181. We suffered a setback and there were too many trades until Dave Taylor came along and Charlie Simmer. #Quote by Marcel Dionne

#182. Dave [Holland] plays the way he wants to play. And it's usually what's needed. You know, Dave is such a deep thinker. You can't tell him too much, else it might spoil his spirit, you know. #Quote by Miles Davis

#183. As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales. #Quote by Dave Barry

#184. When you're thirteen and listening to punk, the aggressive nature of music can sway you to the dark side. #Quote by Dave Grohl

#185. During bomb drills, we students were told to crouch under our desks. Apparently the desks used in classrooms in the fifties were made of an exceptionally missile-resistant variety of wood. During the Cold War years I often wondered why it never occurred to our defense planners to protect the entire nation from nuclear attack by simply covering it, from sea to shining sea, with a huge Strategic Classroom Desk. #Quote by Dave Barry

#186. I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let's All Buy Bill Gates a House the Size of Vermont. #Quote by Dave Barry

#187. Our inner fire is the spark of hope that drives us through even the darkest times. Do not be so quick to dismiss it. #Quote by Dave Roman

#188. Switching to 'Renewables' generates jobs, skills, purpose, power, wealth, future, resilience, autonomy, freedom, unity: Sustainable Society #Quote by Dave Hampton

#189. Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living. #Quote by Dave Barry

#190. I cut myself off from the mainstream of jazz. It stood me in good stead later on, as a musician. #Quote by Dave Van Ronk

#191. I've never been much of a craftsman, in an educated way. But I think just the experience of writing makes the avenues I follow a little more efficient in some ways. At the same time, when you're young, you're a little more fearless, and there's less of an internal critic. #Quote by Dave Matthews

#192. Perthites were like the Swan River's jellyfish - small pink blobs adrift in a warm environment. #Quote by Dave Franklin

#193. That is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and he's coming for this ship now."
"And how do you know that?" asked Slank. "Did a seagull tell you?" This brought chuckles from the crew.
Something like that, thought Peter. #Quote by Dave Barry

#194. Toph, I want to tell you something. I want to tell you about my nipples. I want to tell you about my nipples, and generally about the nipples of the men in our family. Because someday, son [I do this thing, and he does this thing, where I call him son and he calls me dad, when we are having funny father-son-type chats, mocking them in a way while also being secretly, deeply queasy about using these terms], someday my nipples will be your nipples. Someday you too will have nipples that protrude unnaturally far from your chest, and which will harden at the slightest provocation, preventing you from wearing anything but the heaviest cotton T-shirts. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#195. I don't watch reality TV. #Quote by Dave Attell

#196. I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at once. The goal is to ride into the sunset, stereo blasting, and all of what's got you worried will disappear in the rear view mirror! #Quote by Dave Sitek

#197. Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes. #Quote by Dave Barry

#198. But the grind has begun. The windows don't open, and even the availability of near-constant jokes about Jews and Mormons fails to stem the tide of frustration, decay. We've reached the end of pure inspiration, and are now somewhere else, something implying routine, or doing something because people expect us to do it, going somewhere each day because we went there the day before, saying things because we have said them before, and this seems like the work of a different sort of animal, contrary to our plan, and this is very very bad. #Quote by Dave Eggers

#199. Jane's Addiction has only put out new music when our hearts were in and when we had something to say creatively. #Quote by Dave Navarro

#200. For God to forgive sinners without the full penalty being paid would contradict His justice and make Him our partner in evil. Christ fully paid that penalty for our sins
but the pardon must be willingly and gladly received. God will not force anyone into heaven. #Quote by Dave Hunt