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Famous Quotes About Dating

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Dating quotes by Taylor Swift
#1. I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating. #Quote by Taylor Swift
Dating quotes by Freddy Cannon
#2. You never know how great a kiss can feel, when you're stopped at the top of a Ferris wheel. #Quote by Freddy Cannon
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#3. Being in a relationship has the tendency to deceive one into believing that there is someone without whom one cannot live. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Josephine Humphreys
#4. You know a relationship has deteriorated past the point of salvage when one person detests another's gestures. #Quote by Josephine Humphreys
Dating quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
#5. Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers. #Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Dating quotes by Jennifer Love Hewitt
#6. Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be. #Quote by Jennifer Love Hewitt
Dating quotes by Neil Simon
#7. I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well. #Quote by Neil Simon
Dating quotes by Tom Rob Smith
#8. Let me quickly remind you that the allegation of being mentally incapable is a tried and tested method of silencing women dating back hundreds of years, a weapon to discredit us when we fought against abuses and stood up to authority. #Quote by Tom Rob Smith
Dating quotes by Liz Tuccillo
#9. And above all, if the guy you're dating doesn't seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start "figuring him out," please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find the one that is. #Quote by Liz Tuccillo
Dating quotes by Alida Nugent
#10. Life is not a movie. No happy ending is guaranteed. No wound is closed by magic. There had been lessons I had been refusing to learn. How if you aren't letting somebody know they're hurting you, they'll keep doing it. How if you aren't letting yourself know you're hurting yourself, you'll keep dating assholes. #Quote by Alida Nugent
Dating quotes by Julieanne O'Connor
#11. We will all experience the judgment of others when we fall in love. Love with your whole being anyway. #Quote by Julieanne O'Connor
Dating quotes by Adrian Tomine
#12. For a lot of the time I was in Berkeley, I was single. I was living in a kind of collegiate apartment by myself - it was like a protracted summer vacation. So at least in hindsight, I have gloomy emotions attached to Berkeley, whereas I started coming to New York because I was dating someone, and it was very exciting and romantic. #Quote by Adrian Tomine
Dating quotes by Ryu Murakami
#13. If everyone could feel as I felt at that moment, dressed in my preppy sweater and McGregor coat and about to set out on a little journey with my Bambi-eyed girlfriend on Christmas Eve, all conflicts in the world would vanish. Mellow smiles would rule the earth. #Quote by Ryu Murakami
Dating quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#14. Can't believe you're allowing him to do this. Next thing we know, you'll be dating a human. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Dating quotes by Kristan Higgins
#15. When things went right, it was generally because the woman had cleverly manipulated the guy into good dating behavior. He'd call when he said he would. Put some thought into dates. He'd ask questions about her life because she didn't vomit up all her personal history in the first ten minutes. #Quote by Kristan Higgins
Dating quotes by Rollo Tomassi
#16. Women who want to fuck will find a way to fuck. #Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Dating quotes by Charlotte Arnold
#17. I hated the idea of a high school sweetheart. Growing up, oh my God, it just made me sick. I wanted to have a range of cool boyfriends. I wanted to travel around and date these interesting men. Then it just happened. You fall in love. #Quote by Charlotte Arnold
Dating quotes by Adam Ferrara
#18. I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' #Quote by Adam Ferrara
Dating quotes by Mariana Zapata
#19. AHall80: Heh. It's all right. How you feeling?

RubyMars: Compared to how I was feeling three weeks ago, a thousand times better. Compared to how I felt two months ago, still like crap.

RubyMars: :)

AHall80: You eating?

RubyMars: Yes, Mommy Aaron. I'm back up ten pounds.

RubyMars: Am I being too… familiar with you? I don't want to make you feel weird.

AHall80: No. You're how I expected

AHall80: You're packing on that weight quick.

RubyMars: ……

AHall80: I'm messing with you. Glad you are

AHall80: Am I being too familiar now?

RubyMars: No, you're just like I expected.

RubyMars: :)

RubyMars: How's the constipation?

AHall80: ….

RubyMars: ….

AHall80: ….

RubyMars: No? You didn't like that question?

AHall80: …..

AHall80: Did you finish your dating website profile?

RubyMars: I'll take it you're still constipated.

AHall80: Who are you?

RubyMars: I'm tired. I haven't been sleeping much. My sister says I get feisty when I'm tired.

AHall80: I see. Now I know for next time. I'll be prepared. #Quote by Mariana Zapata
Dating quotes by Gina Barreca
#20. While I do not believe the earth loaned to us by our ancestors should be plagued by chemical horrors and thereby corrupted for future generations, neither do I believe I should have to face anything that has more eyes than I have during dinner. It was my rule when I was dating and, heck, it's still my rule now. #Quote by Gina Barreca
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#21. When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him; they're concerned about their daughter's tummy. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Alexander Koch
#22. Facebook and pictures on the Internet have created such a different way of dating. It's not necessarily good because an obsessive quality can develop in people. #Quote by Alexander Koch
Dating quotes by E.M. Tippetts
#23. I love you. I mean that, all right? I don't know what kind of guys you've been dating in college, but I'm over the novelty of not living with my parents and having my own king size bed. Really." I couldn't help it. I laughed. That was a new twist in the Talk I'd never heard before. #Quote by E.M. Tippetts
Dating quotes by Debra Fileta
#24. Dating with no regrets means keeping your focus on Jesus, so that no matter what happens in your relationships with others, your relationship with God remains intact. #Quote by Debra Fileta
Dating quotes by Auliq Ice
#25. Love can be expressed in a myriad of different methods, but the most timeless and most treasured will always remain the classic love letter. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Dating quotes by Laura Anderson Kurk
#26. On the best nights, he'd appear outside the bookstore window and wait for me to unlock the door. He usually hadn't had time to shower between doing things with cattle and horses and coming to find me, and he looked older than us and stronger than us. #Quote by Laura Anderson Kurk
Dating quotes by David Levithan
#27. No, really,' I said. 'I think she's great. And I honestly like her about twenty more times now than I did when we were dating. But love needs to have a future. And Sofia and I don't have a future. We've just had a good time sharing the present, that's all. #Quote by David Levithan
Dating quotes by Lorrie Moore
#28. Oh, the beautiful smiles of the insane. Soon, he was sure, there would be a study that showed that the mentally ill were actually more attractive than other people. Dating proved it! #Quote by Lorrie Moore
Dating quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#29. The only man meant to be in your life is a man that knows your worth. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
Dating quotes by Dan Slater
#30. In 2011, Mark Brooks, a consultant to online-dating companies, published the results of an industry survey titled "How Has Internet Dating Changed Society?" The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:

"Internet dating has made people more disposable."

"Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates."

"Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites."

"The market is hugely more efficient … People expect to - and this will be increasingly the case over time - access people anywhere, anytime, based on complex search requests … Such a feeling of access affects our pursuit of love … the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s). Our pickiness will probably increase."

"Above all, Internet dating has helped people of all ages realize that there's no need to settle for a mediocre relationship."

From "A Million First Dates
How online romance is threatening monogamy" in January/February 2013 #Quote by Dan Slater
Dating quotes by Terry Spear
#31. He meant to go lightly, cautiously, sweetly. First kiss, first date. But she curled her fingers in his hair, pressed her hot little body against his, and kissed him back as if they had been dating for a good long while! As if he wanted him like he wanted her.

Now this was more like it. #Quote by Terry Spear
Dating quotes by Jase Robertson
#32. I applied a lot of what I knew about fishing to the dating world. I thought that women were a lot like fish in that they travel around in packs. They even go to the bathroom together--even if some of them don't need to go! The key to catching a lot of fish is to get the pack caught up in the frenzy of trying to be the one to capture the lure. When fish feed, they are motivated by one another. I have watched fish go crazy when my lure splashes across the top of the water. I have even caught two fish on one lure several times in large schools of feeding fish. However, I eventually learned the hard way that women are not like fish at all. For one, fish do not have the ability to slap your face because you're trying to land two at once. Second, fishing is relaxing and relieves stress, while dating a lot of girls at the same time is maddening. Luckily for me, I always had the woods and water to escape to when things got crazy, which seemed to happen a lot. Nothing tells a girl that you've moved on quite like a dead deer in the back of your truck or ducks on the grill. #Quote by Jase Robertson
Dating quotes by Ron Suskind
#33. Trust is something you have to practice. Someday you're going to fall in love with someone, and you need to understand what trust is all about. What you doing now is developing bad practices of betraying people's trust. #Quote by Ron Suskind
Dating quotes by Zack Love
#34. Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. #Quote by Zack Love
Dating quotes by C. JoyBell C.
#35. I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating? #Quote by C. JoyBell C.
Dating quotes by Stephanie Celeste Perkins
#36. I was running away from dating for the sake of running because I had gotten all too used to being on my own and not having to deal with anyone else's crap, be it good crap or bad crap. #Quote by Stephanie Celeste Perkins
Dating quotes by Shannon Dermott
#37. Luke captured my gaze again and said, "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." My heart stopped. I was paralysed to look away from him
( ... )
Thankfully, another senior boy who apparently wasn't dating anyone spoke. And when the words came out of his mouth, I understood why he was girlfriendless. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
A lot of yuck and that's gross penetrated the table's atmosphere. A rain of crumpled napkins showered over the boy. Of course, all the guys laughed at him, including Luke, who was finally looking away from me.
I was never so grateful for such a tactless comment. #Quote by Shannon Dermott
Dating quotes by Neil Strauss
#38. The PUAs have a name for this: They call it one-itis. It's a disease AFCs get: They become obsessed with a girl they're neither dating nor sleeping with, and then start acting so needy and nervous around her that they end up driving her away. The cure for one-itis, PUAs like to say, is to go out and have sex with a dozen other girls - and then see if this flower is still so special. #Quote by Neil Strauss
Dating quotes by Sahara Sanders
#39. If you harbor preferred principles and ways of behaving that have never brought you ANY happiness, or even much luck in your personal relationships over a number of years - this should not be taken as a sign that all women are bad or that none of them are serious, but
A SIGN THAT YOUR OWN ATTITUDE AND DATING STRATEGIES ARE FLAWED AND NOT REALLY SUCCESSFUL - and can only bring you further disappointments with women!

It seems like an elementary, easy thing to accept. Strangely, thousands of people seem, for some reason, to be unable, or stubbornly refuse, to see the truth and draw such a logical conclusion. #Quote by Sahara Sanders
Dating quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
#40. You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. #Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
Dating quotes by Margaret Way
#41. I know some women go in for excitement and danger. It must make them feel more alive. It's my professional judgment that you're a dangerous man. #Quote by Margaret Way
Dating quotes by Krista Ritchie
#42. Great, he can't read my mind. What I'd give to be dating Charles Xavier - though #Quote by Krista Ritchie
Dating quotes by Rita Rudner
#43. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. #Quote by Rita Rudner
Dating quotes by Jimmy Buffett
#44. Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. #Quote by Jimmy Buffett
Dating quotes by Sara Stark
#45. Thursday, the-night-of-the-date, comes and goes, leaving a school bus tire track across Desi's heart, fear abrading her mind until she can think of nothing except what the future will be like if something develops between her dad and Libby. #Quote by Sara Stark
Dating quotes by Joss Stirling
#46. But I've kept first of March as my birthday as I like to tease Zed about dating an older woman. And my parents wouldn't understand if I told them about the soulfinder bond and tried to change it."
"They don't know?"
"Well, I think they've picked up that there's something special between Zed and me but I'm not sure how I'd even start to explain to non-savants. I was exactly overjoyed when Zed filled me in about it all the first time."
"What did you do?"
"Thumped him with a shopping bag and told him he was a jerk."
"Ouch. #Quote by Joss Stirling
Dating quotes by Maggie Young
#47. But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they'd conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration. #Quote by Maggie Young
Dating quotes by Tim Berners-Lee
#48. The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. #Quote by Tim Berners-Lee
Dating quotes by Chanel Miller
#49. I was thankful to have Lucas. But it bothered me that having a boyfriend and being assaulted should be related, as if I alone was not enough. At the hospital, it had never occurred to me that it was important I was dating someone. I had only been thinking of me in my body. It should have been enough to say, "I did not want a stranger touching my body." It felt strange to say, "I have a boyfriend, which is why I did not want Brock touching my body." What if you were assaulted and you didn't already belong to a male? Was having a boyfriend the only way to have your autonomy respected? #Quote by Chanel Miller
Dating quotes by Natalie J. Damschroder
#50. He propped his hands on his hips, shook his head slightly and turned his gaze from the front of the building to meet her eyes, dead on. "It sounds ridiculous, but I want you to have dinner with me. Since we have an early night."
Those truths clamored louder. She shook her head.
"Why not?"
"I don't have time, Rogan." [ ... ]
"You don't have time to eat?" he asked.
Kennedy blew out a breath. "I don't have time for dating games."
"Good, neither do I."
"Then what's this?"
He let go of her and lifted his shoulders, hands out. "Flirtation?"
Something intangible popped, and the tension faded. She smiled. "I expected you to say foreplay. #Quote by Natalie J. Damschroder
Dating quotes by Jenny Lynne
#51. I take small, shallow breaths, even though my lungs are begging for more air. I feel the heat of Ten's controlled breaths against my face. As we stand there, it feels as if an electric charge is growing between us, so powerful that it would shock us if we moved even a millimeter closer together. And yet I feel like I want to. #Quote by Jenny Lynne
Dating quotes by Mae West
#52. You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. #Quote by Mae West
Dating quotes by Drake
#53. I have an urge to communicate. I think I'm a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn't talk too much. #Quote by Drake
Dating quotes by Richard A. Muller
#54. THIS book is radioactive. And so are you. Unless you are dead, in which case we can tell how long ago you died by how much of your radioactivity is left. That's what radiocarbon dating is - the measurement of the reduction of radioactivity of old bones to deduce the time of death. Alcohol is radioactive too - at least the kind we drink. Rubbing alcohol usually isn't, unless it was made organically - that is, from wood. In fact, the US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives tests wine, gin, whiskey, and vodka for radioactivity. A fifth of whiskey must emit at least 400 beta rays every minute or the drink is considered unfit for human consumption. Biofuels are radioactive. Fossil fuels are not. Of those killed by the Hiroshima atomic bomb, the best estimate is that fewer than 2% died of radiation-induced cancer. These statements are all true. They are not even disputed, at least by experts. Yet they surprise most people. #Quote by Richard A. Muller
Dating quotes by Leviak B. Kelly
#55. The Australian Aboriginal cave paintings, from this period, are the first hints of religion that humans have as proof of religious behaviour. The caves in which the paintings are found date to 50,000 years ago through forensic geology and carbon dating. Most of the images found in their religious stories and ceremonies are depicted in these caves. We also have confirmation from the aborigines themselves that these images are their religious images. These paintings also are likely to be significant evidence for linking the use of Amanita Muscaria to its use 50,000 years ago. This is because 50,000 years ago was when humanity entered Australia and also because Amanita Muscaria produces religious like experiences. #Quote by Leviak B. Kelly
Dating quotes by Hilary Grossman
#56. Disappointment is devastating, even if it's something that you didn't really expect to occur. #Quote by Hilary Grossman
Dating quotes by Simon Greenleaf
#57. The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written; some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98; but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others. #Quote by Simon Greenleaf
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#58. Some people hate being single so much that they are often the boyfriend or girlfriend of someone who they do not love. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Sam Yagan
#59. When you're thinking about building your own online dating profile, especially on OkCupid, you should go through the same steps you're thinking about when you're going out to meet someone new. You want to put your best foot forward. #Quote by Sam Yagan
Dating quotes by Anella Wetter
#60. When we feel unworthy, we feel powerless. When we feel powerless, we shrink. When we shrink, we attract a match to that energy. #Quote by Anella Wetter
Dating quotes by Kresley Cole
#61. He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. #Quote by Kresley Cole
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#62. We sometimes fall in love at last sight. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Harvey Fierstein
#63. I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well. #Quote by Harvey Fierstein
Dating quotes by Rachel Caine
#64. Meditate?" I took my head out from under the pillow, shook dark hair back from my face, and rolled over on my side to look at him. "Excuse me, but the closest I ever got to having a spiritual awakening was dating a yoga instructor. Once. #Quote by Rachel Caine
Dating quotes by Deyth Banger
#65. Now who is wrong and who is right about the dating advice? #Quote by Deyth Banger
Dating quotes by Suzanne Finnamore
#66. I know my vision is impaired and cannot be trusted with even the simplest tasks, much less dating. Not that I´ve come within talon distance of a man. #Quote by Suzanne Finnamore
Dating quotes by Richard Dawkins
#67. Luke [the gospel writer] screws up his dating by tactlessly mentioning events that historians are capable of independently checking. There was indeed a census under Governor Quirinius - a local census, not one decreed by Caesar Augustus for the Empire as a whole - but it happened too late in 6 AD, long after Herod's death. #Quote by Richard Dawkins
Dating quotes by Faith Sullivan
#68. I sort of figured we'd be dating. It makes things like sharing a room a little easier. #Quote by Faith Sullivan
Dating quotes by Terry Pratchett
#69. The students were staring at her in the manner of those who have heard of the species 'female' but have never expected to get this close to one. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Dating quotes by F.N. Manning
#70. Cal rolled his eyes. "It's simple. We're monogamous yet not committed non-platonic friends who are enjoying date-like activities together."
I raised an eyebrow. "And you think that clarifies things?"
"Well, I did. Until I said it again just now. #Quote by F.N. Manning
Dating quotes by Staci A. Welch-Bartley
#71. When things are falling apart, know they are actually falling into place. #Quote by Staci A. Welch-Bartley
Dating quotes by Debra Fileta
#72. Your longing for an intimate relationship with another person is something you were created to feel. It doesn't mean that you are unholy or that you haven't let Jesus fill your heart the way he should. It means you're human, created in the image of God, a God who loves, who connects, and who longs for relationship himself.
Jesus can never be your boyfriend or girlfriend because we was never intended to be. A significant part of your heart was designed specifically for just him, but there is a part of your heart that was designed specifically for others. #Quote by Debra Fileta
Dating quotes by Dermot Davis
#73. Women are attracted to bad boys not because they want to fall in love… we just want to ride on the backs of their motor bikes. #Quote by Dermot Davis
Dating quotes by Matshona Dhliwayo
#74. Falling in love is better than standing in hate. #Quote by Matshona Dhliwayo
Dating quotes by Kristen Roupenian
#75. And it would have been one thing, all of these suitors agreed, to have been rejected for a reason, but to be passed over simply because one was, in some vague way, not good enough - that was an unequivocal blow. #Quote by Kristen Roupenian
Dating quotes by Elizabeth Eulberg
#76. I wondered if it would've been too subtle to wear a T-shirt that said thank you for your interest, but I am no longer dating.
I knew Todd, wasn't a huge fan of reading, but he did like to stare at my shirts. #Quote by Elizabeth Eulberg
Dating quotes by Gillian Flynn
#77. The ones who are not soul-mated – the ones who have settled – are even more dismissive of my singleness: It's not that hard to find someone to marry, they say. No relationship is perfect, they say – they, who make do with dutiful sex and gassy bedtime rituals, who settle for TV as conversation, who believe that husbandly capitulation – yes, honey, okay, honey – is the same as concord. He's doing what you tell him to do because he doesn't care enough to argue, I think. Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.

Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.) And yet: Don't land me in one of those relationships where we're always pecking at each other, disguising insults as jokes, rolling our eyes and 'playfully' scrapping in front of our friends, hoping to lure them to our side of an argument they could not care less about. Those awful if only relationships: This marriage would be great if only… and you sense the if only list is a lot longer than either of them realizes.

So I know I am right not to settle, but it doesn't make me feel better as my friends pair off and I stay home on Friday night with a bottle of wine and make myself an extravagant meal and tell myself, This is perfect, as if I'm the one dating me. As I go to endless rounds of parties and b #Quote by Gillian Flynn
Dating quotes by James S.A. Corey
#78. We've all changed," he said. "By coming here. By going through the trials that we're all going through, we've all been changed. When we go back, none of us will be the people we were before. The tragedy and the loss and the sense of wonder changes what it means to be human. Do you know what I mean?" Oddly, Anna thought she did. Being a minister meant being in the middle of people's lives. Anna had counseled dating congregation members, presided over their weddings, baptized their babies, and in one heartbreaking case presided over the infant's funeral a year later. Members of the congregation included her in most of the important events of their lives. She was used to it, and mostly enjoyed the deep connection to people it brought. Charting the course of a life was making a map of the ways each event changed the person, leaving someone different on the other side. Passing through the Ring and the tragedies it had brought wouldn't leave any of them the same. #Quote by James S.A. Corey
Dating quotes by Sarah Darer Littman
#79. It's kind of freaky to send your picture over the Internet to someone you don't really know and then have to sit waiting for their judgement on how you look. Maybe that's why my aunt Penny, who got divorced two years ago, hates online dating so much. Mom's always nagging her to go back on Match.com but Aunt Penny says she'd rather have root canal work - without anesthetic. #Quote by Sarah Darer Littman
Dating quotes by Andy Samberg
#80. It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life. #Quote by Andy Samberg
Dating quotes by Grace W. Wroldson
#81. I was dating the same man over and over again, expecting a different relationship. Where's the sanity in that!? #Quote by Grace W. Wroldson
Dating quotes by Joshua Harris
#82. The joy of intimacy is the reward of commitment. #Quote by Joshua Harris
Dating quotes by Letitia Baldrige
#83. If the right man does not come along, there are many fates far worse. One is to have the wrong man come along. #Quote by Letitia Baldrige
Dating quotes by Dr. Warren Shepell
#84. Porn mainly exists to satisfy the physical needs of men. Unfortunately many young men use porn to get educated about sex. But porn is not romance, lovemaking and about an emotional connection with their girlfriend, wife, or lover. #Quote by Dr. Warren Shepell
Dating quotes by Sherman Alexie
#85. When Indian women begin the search for an Indian man, they carry a huge list of qualifications. He has to have a job. He has to be kind, intelligent, and funny. He has to dance and sing. He should know how to iron his own clothes. Braids would be nice. But as the screwed-up Indian men stagger through their lives, Indian women are forced to amend their list of qualifications. Eventually, Indian men need only to have their own teeth to get snagged. #Quote by Sherman Alexie
Dating quotes by Pella Grace
#86. My head is in a world of hurt. My apartment is trashed. At the end of today, I could either be dating the girl who saves my family's future or is going to be the ending of it. When did life get so damn complicated? #Quote by Pella Grace
Dating quotes by George W. Bush
#87. The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating. #Quote by George W. Bush
Dating quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#88. I need dating advice. Fast."
Ash arched a single brow at that. "I'm useless. I've never been on one."
The three human men turned to gape at him.
"What?" Ash asked them defensively.
Nick started laughing. "Oh man, this is priceless. Don't tell me the great Acheron is a virgin?"
Ash gave him a droll look. "Yeah, Nick. I'm lily-white. #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dating quotes by Neil Rackham
#89. The traditional selling models, methods, and techniques that most of us have been trained to use work best in small sales. For now, let me define small as a sale which can normally be completed in a single call and which involves a low dollar value. Unfortunately, these tried-and-true low-value sales techniques, most of them dating from the 1920s, don't work today. #Quote by Neil Rackham
Dating quotes by Gena Showalter
#90. Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding.
Paris to William #Quote by Gena Showalter
Dating quotes by Stephen Osborne
#91. It's just that… I'm wanting to start dating myself." I saw Gina's eyes bug out. "I don't mean dating myself. I've been doing that for ten years now. It's gotten to the point where I buy my left hand chocolates on Valentine's Day. #Quote by Stephen Osborne
Dating quotes by Gary Shteyngart
#92. What she missed most about dating men was that small, disconcerting time frame when you thought that maybe you could change them. #Quote by Gary Shteyngart
Dating quotes by Nenia Campbell
#93. If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with - and vice versa - the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Dating quotes by Stephen Richards
#94. When you love someone's everything with your everything then you truly are in love. #Quote by Stephen Richards
Dating quotes by Auliq Ice
#95. Whatever you've been doing with the girls or women your age won't cut it. #Quote by Auliq Ice
Dating quotes by Nicola Yoon
#96. He says they're not his type, but I don't really get the concept of having a type. My type is girls. All of them. Why would I limit my dating pool? #Quote by Nicola Yoon
Dating quotes by Martina Boone
#97. Her hands crept around his neck, tangling in his hair to keep him closer, even though she knew that beautiful boys with expiration dates couldn't be held, only borrowed for a time. #Quote by Martina Boone
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#98. Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Sherri Rifkin
#99. I'm not the settling-down type, I'm afraid. I think I'm cursed with a touch of Dating ADD. #Quote by Sherri Rifkin
Dating quotes by Lisa Anderson
#100. The purpose of dating is to find a suitable marriage partner. Period. #Quote by Lisa Anderson
Dating quotes by Amber Kell
#101. Just because your lover died doesn't mean you can't find another. Besides, if
you don't start dating again your parents will intervene and I've met your parents, they scare the crap out of me."
Anthony shivered at the memory of his parents'
matchmaking skills. "Last time they fixed me up with a fairy."
Steven snorted. "I thought you didn't like labels."
"No. He was an actual fairy, you know, from Faeland."
That got Steven's full attention. "What happened?"
Anthony shrugged. "Let's just say it didn't work out. #Quote by Amber Kell
Dating quotes by Garry Shandling
#102. Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. #Quote by Garry Shandling
Dating quotes by Jennifer Echols
#103. I'm dating Brandon," I told his bowed head.
"Really?" he asked without looking up.
"Yes!"
"I'll print you a wallet card to whip out every time you need to say that, so you can save your voice."
"Could you laminate it? #Quote by Jennifer Echols
Dating quotes by Lynn Coady
#104. Dating, like almost every other male-female interaction in present-day society, is based on outmoded and unequal social roles and expectations. #Quote by Lynn Coady
Dating quotes by P.K. Darling
#105. It's my Prom King, Brett. He's tapping at the window, wanting me to roll it down or to get out of the car - what an image that would be. How will I ever live that down? I can't even see myself laughing about it twenty years from now. If the neighbors walk past they'll probably report me to social services, I can hear them on the phone now, She's too lazy to even go to the bathroom, she just shits in her car. #Quote by P.K. Darling
Dating quotes by Jules Asner
#106. I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?' #Quote by Jules Asner
Dating quotes by Ashton Irwin
#107. I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time. #Quote by Ashton Irwin
Dating quotes by Washington Irving
#108. He who wins a thousand common hearts is entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero. #Quote by Washington Irving
Dating quotes by Heather O'Neill
#109. I had to admit that I had a strong tendency to date jokers. I couldn't say no to them. I would sit across from someone I was dating and try to imagine who in the entire world would date this nimrod other than me. But I always had to have a boyfriend. They distracted me from being sad. They baffled me with their stupidity. I refused to believe that finding love was difficult. #Quote by Heather O'Neill
Dating quotes by Dominic Riccitello
#110. I don't remember his face or the place we ate. I only remember how he grabbed my hand and his voice when he spoke of his dad. #Quote by Dominic Riccitello
Dating quotes by Jeffrey Eugenides
#111. It was called evolutionary biology. Under its sway, the sexes were separated again, men into hunters and women into gatherers. Nurture no longer formed us; nature did. Impulses of hominids dating from 20,000 B.C. were still controlling us. And so today on television and in magazines you get the current simplifications. Why can't men communicate? (Because they had to be quiet on the hunt.) Why do women communicate so well? (Because they had to call out to one another where the fruits and berries were.) Why can men never find things around the house? (Because they have a narrow field of vision, useful in tracking prey.) Why can women find things so easily? (Because in protecting the nest they were used to scanning a wide field.) Why can't women parallel-park? (Because low testosterone inhibits spatial ability.) Why won't men ask for directions? (Because asking for directions is a sign of weakness, and hunters never show weakness.) This is where we are today. Men and women, tired of being the same, want to be different again. #Quote by Jeffrey Eugenides
Dating quotes by Beverly Lewis
#112. If you're a good Amish girl, you're courting, you have three or four different beaus, and you go out and stay out all night. That's just their tradition. They date under the covering of night. No one knows who they're dating or seeing until two weeks before they're going to be married. It's how they've done it for 300 years. #Quote by Beverly Lewis
Dating quotes by F Scott Fitzgerald
#113. No girl can permanently bolster up a lame-duck visitor, because these day it's every girl for herself. #Quote by F Scott Fitzgerald
Dating quotes by Cassandra Clare
#114. Meliorn?" said Clary. "I've met you, haven't I? You used to go out with Isabelle Lightwood."
Meliorn was almost expressionless, but Clary could have sworn he looked ever so slightly uncomfortable. Luke shook his head. "Clary, Meliorn is a knight of the Seelie Court. It's very unlikely that he – "
"He was totally dating Isabelle," Simon said, "and she dumped him too. At least she said she was going to. Tough break, man. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Dating quotes by Richard Stallman
#115. Would a dating service on the net be 'frowned upon' ... ? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one. #Quote by Richard Stallman
Dating quotes by Susan Andersen
#116. Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man
trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go. #Quote by Susan Andersen
Dating quotes by Ami Bera
#117. Our nation is built upon a history of immigration, dating back to our first pioneers, the Pilgrims. For more than three centuries, we have welcomed generations of immigrants to our melting pot of hyphenated America: British-Americans; Italian-Americans; Irish-Americans; Jewish-Americans; Mexican-Americans; Chinese-Americans; Indian-Americans. #Quote by Ami Bera
Dating quotes by Chris Marvel
#118. Something about seeking love through social media that leaves us feeling empty. Seeking an embrace that can only be made by God leaves us fetching for attention in weak people and desolate places. #Quote by Chris Marvel
Dating quotes by Stephan Labossiere
#119. Don't let feeling lonely push you into the arms of a person who will make you miserable. #Quote by Stephan Labossiere
Dating quotes by Marshall Segal
#120. Before we begin dating, we have to develop a vision for what makes marriage worth having. Why do we even want to be married in the first place?...Marriage is worth having because you get God in your lifelong commitment to one another. Marriage is about knowing God, worshiping God, depending on God, displaying God, and being made like God....What makes marriage worth having is that you, your spouse, and those around you see more of God and his love in Jesus. #Quote by Marshall Segal
Dating quotes by Rupert Grint
#121. It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types. #Quote by Rupert Grint
Dating quotes by Piper Payne
#122. I watched him with wonder like the stars watch the moon, falling in love with every crescent, dark side, and dream. #Quote by Piper Payne
Dating quotes by Elissa Washuta
#123. Britney ends by saying, after scenes of throngs of paparazzi surrounding her car, after tearful interviews and tearless ones, after impersonations of her father and make-up artists, after she says she's not a victim of her success and tries to stay positive and hates being placed in categories, after she dances her fucking ass off to get back what she had, after she explains that she married K-Fed because she liked the idea of it (a revelation that socked me in the chest and made my dating life flash before my eyes), and after she says that "people shave their heads all the time"; after all that, she leaves me with this: "I go through life like a karate kid. #Quote by Elissa Washuta
Dating quotes by Orson Scott Card
#124. We've decided that your birthday present will be a car", said Marion.
Danny was touched. "But the thing I can't figure out is, why would I need a new car?"
"You can't very well gate a girl to the movies, Danny," Leslie replied.
"I think you're overlooking the biggest point here," said Danny. "I don't need a CAR so I can date. I need a GIRL. #Quote by Orson Scott Card
Dating quotes by John Ringo
#125. This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me. #Quote by John Ringo
Dating quotes by James Berardinelli
#126. Seventeen years after its intial release, The Empire Strikes Back is still as thrilling and involving as ever. Because of the high quality of the original product, it doesn't show a hint of dating. Neither [ Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope nor Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi ] were able to match the narrative scope of Empire , which today remains one of the finest and most rousing science fiction tales ever committed to the screen. #Quote by James Berardinelli
Dating quotes by Charlaine Harris
#127. Maybe I hadn't been a big dating success because I was a boring person, but possibly it had been because I had limited tolerance for all this preliminary maneuvering and signal reading. - Aurora #Quote by Charlaine Harris
Dating quotes by April Sinclair
#128. Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open. #Quote by April Sinclair
Dating quotes by Michelle McKinney Hammond
#129. [ ... ]patience is the weapon that forces deception to reveal itself. It is the insurance against being deceived or making wrong decisions. Some things can only be made known by waiting. God takes his time. #Quote by Michelle McKinney Hammond
Dating quotes by Sam Yagan
#130. We were intrigued by the fact that we had so much actual behavior among people on our dating site, OKCupid. #Quote by Sam Yagan
Dating quotes by J.R. Ward
#131. So why was tonight not so good?" he asked, desperate to shut himself the fuck up.
"My father. And then…well, I got stood up."
Rehv frowned so hard he actually felt a slight sting between his eyes. "For a date?"
"Yeah."
He hated the idea of her out with another male. And yet envied the motherfucker, whoever he was.
"What an ass. I'm sorry, but what an ass."
Ehlena laughed, and he loved everything about the sound, especially the way his body warmed a little more in response.
Man, to hell with a hot shower. That soft, quiet chuckle was what he needed.
"Are you smiling," he said softly.
"Yeah. I mean, I guess. How did you know?"
"Was just hoping you were."
"Well, you can be kind of charming."
Quickly, as if to cover up the compliment, she said, "The date wasn't a big deal or anything. I didn't know him that well. It was just coffee."
"But you ended the night on the phone with me. Which is so much better."
She laughed again. "Well, I won't ever know what it's like to go out with him."
"You won't?"
"I just…well, I thought about it, and I don't think dating is a good idea for me right now."
His surge of triumph was sacked when she tacked on, "With anyone."
"Hm."
"Hm? What does hm mean?"
"It means I have your phone number."
"Ah, yes, you do - " Her voice caught as he shifted around. "Wait, are you…in bed?"
"Yeah. And before you go any farther, you don't #Quote by J.R. Ward
Dating quotes by Danika Stone
#132. Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. #Quote by Danika Stone
Dating quotes by Kristen Kehoe
#133. Wow, Caitlin's dating. Caitlin's going to the movies with a boy, where it's dark." Max shook his head and patted me on the shoulder. "You know what they say, man. With boys, parents only worry about one penis, but with girls, they worry about them all."

My lungs backed up and for a minute, my vision got hazy. Giving in, I bent at the waist and breathed air in nice and slow. Jesus Christ. "Thanks, Max, that's really helpful. #Quote by Kristen Kehoe
Dating quotes by Carrie Vaughn
#134. Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?"
"Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last month?"
My jaw dropped. "What?"
"Are you going out with that Cormac guy?"
"We are talking about the same Cormac who tried to kill me on the air, yes? the guy who hunts werewolves for a living ?"
"Uh-huh."
"And you want to know if I'm dating him ? Why on earth do you think that's a good idea? #Quote by Carrie Vaughn
Dating quotes by Matshona Dhliwayo
#135. Your weight means nothing when your love is heavy.
Your height means nothing when your love is tall.
Your size means nothing when your love is wide.
Your age means nothing when your love is eternal.
Your status means nothing when your love is honorable.
Your fame means nothing when your love is glorious.
Your wealth means nothing when your love is priceless. #Quote by Matshona Dhliwayo
Dating quotes by De Philosopher DJ Kyos
#136. To lovers out there....

Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are not happily married, forgetting love was not the main reason for their marriage. #Quote by De Philosopher DJ Kyos
Dating quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert
#137. People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other's personalities. Who wouldn't? Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person. But that's not the clever trick. The really clever trick is this: Can you accept the flaws? Can you look at your partner's faults honestly and say, 'I can work around that. I can make something out of it.'? Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it's always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you. #Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
Dating quotes by Nike Thaddeus
#138. Every kind of relationship needs encouragement from both parties. Be it marriage, dating, friendship, enmity etc. #Quote by Nike Thaddeus
Dating quotes by Cristiano Ronaldo
#139. After dating for five years, my relationship with Irina Shayk has come to an end. We believed it would be best for both of us to take this step now. I wish Irina the greatest happiness. #Quote by Cristiano Ronaldo
Dating quotes by Dick Cavett
#140. The very phrase 'Oscar night' used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He always had good, strong jokes, that faultless delivery, and always a new joke about his own films' failure - once again - to be honored. #Quote by Dick Cavett
Dating quotes by Claire Cook
#141. Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world. #Quote by Claire Cook
Dating quotes by Sam Shepard
#142. When you're looking for someone, you're looking for some aspect of yourself, even if you don't know it ... What we're searching for is what we lack. #Quote by Sam Shepard
Dating quotes by Leslye Headland
#143. I want people to understand and recognize that when it comes to dating, you're not as crazy as you think you are. Everyone needs love. We need it like air or water. We just don't know how to get it. #Quote by Leslye Headland
Dating quotes by Richelle Mead
#144. Hey, he's awesome. A little unstable, but awesome. We got along great." Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. "And he's a badass in his way too. I mean, any other guy who wore scarves like that? He'd be laughed out of this school. Not Abe. He'd beat someone almost as badly as you would. In fact ... " Adrian's voice turned nervous. I gave him a surprised look.
"In fact what?"
"Well ... Abe said he liked me. But he also made it clear what he'd do to me if I ever hurt you or did anything bad." Adrian grimaced. "In fact, he described what he'd do in very graphic detail. Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic. I like the guy, but he's scary. #Quote by Richelle Mead
Dating quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#145. Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies. #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dating quotes by Bill Maher
#146. The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed. #Quote by Bill Maher
Dating quotes by Greg Behrendt
#147. Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there? #Quote by Greg Behrendt
Dating quotes by Anonymous
#148. Finding someone who reads is like dating a thousand souls #Quote by Anonymous
Dating quotes by Marilyn Suzanne Miller
#149. Dating is a social brain teaser, as it requires constantly changing ratios of intimacy and distance, an erotic mental cha-cha choreographed by chemistry, insight, and fear. #Quote by Marilyn Suzanne Miller
Dating quotes by Matshona Dhliwayo
#150. Love has no spear but conquers hearts. #Quote by Matshona Dhliwayo
Dating quotes by Clint Eastwood
#151. The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about. #Quote by Clint Eastwood
Dating quotes by Bill Maher
#152. New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working
it looks like you're playing Battleship. #Quote by Bill Maher
Dating quotes by Michelle Obama
#153. I want the young people to pay attention because, see, back when I first met Barack, we started dating, he had everything going for him. All right, ladies, listen to this. This is what I want you to be looking for. Yes, he was handsome-still is. I think so. He was charming, talented, and oh-so smart, truly. But that is not why I married him. Now, see, I want the fellas to pay attention to this. You all listening? What truly made me fall in love with Barack Obama was his character. You hear me? It was his character. It was his decency, his honesty, his compassion and conviction. #Quote by Michelle Obama
Dating quotes by Chelsea Handler
#154. The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out. #Quote by Chelsea Handler
Dating quotes by Sheryl Sandberg
#155. Personal connections lead to assignments and promotions, so it needs to be okay for men and women to spend informal time together the same way men can. A senior man and a junior man at a bar is seen as mentoring. A senior man and a junior woman at a bar can also be mentoring ... but is looks like dating. #Quote by Sheryl Sandberg
Dating quotes by Jill Shalvis
#156. I'm not defined by someone I thought I was dating, Luke, or what I do for a living. I'm not defined by what people think of me. My happiness comes from within, and I - #Quote by Jill Shalvis
Dating quotes by Kathryn Alice
#157. There's a lid for every pot.

If you don't get out much, they'll have a wreck in yard.

NOTHING will keep your soulmate from you.

You have EVERY hope for love. #Quote by Kathryn Alice
Dating quotes by Brodi Ashton
#158. I think I'll say goodnight here," Jack said.
"My dad's not so bad."
"Oh yeah,he was great...right up until the time I started dating his daughter."
I'd seen how my dad had become considerably colder toward Jack. There were little clues,like the other evening when out of nowhere he told Jack about how every football player he went to high school with had gotten fat after graduation.We'd been talking about what to make for dinner.
"Okay," I said. "Maybe next time." I leaned over to peck him on the cheek, but he grabbed my face in both of his hands and kissed me. His breath tasted like the mints the chaperones had passed out when the dance was over, and when he parted his lips against mine, I shivered, but not because of the cold. I pressed against him even more and hoped the dark inside the car obscured my dad's view.
But I knew better than to push it.As I was about to break away,Jack put his hands behind my waist and pulled me even closer,practically lifting me over the center console,so I was sitting in his lap.
I pulled back. "My dad's going to love that-"
He put his finger over my lips, cutting me off. "Please don't talk about your dad when I'm kissing you. Besides, unless he's enacted a law against it-"
"Which he may well do after tonight," I interrupted.
He smiled and then brought my face to his again for a few moments before finally releasing me.
"After that kiss,we'd better dream of the same thing tonight," he said with #Quote by Brodi Ashton
Dating quotes by M.F. Moonzajer
#159. Leaving one religion for the sake of another one is like breaking with a rapist for the sake of dating a misogynist. #Quote by M.F. Moonzajer
Dating quotes by William F. Albright
#160. We can already say emphatically that there is no longer any solid basis for dating any book of the New Testament after about A.D. 80, two full generations before the date between 130 and 150 given by the more radical New Testament critics of today. #Quote by William F. Albright
Dating quotes by Kieran Scott
#161. I wanted to puke, and from the intense paint stench that was assaulting my nasal passages. Sage wanted Gaberot, Not Tucker, not Joe, but Gabe. It was all too gross to contemplate. So of course my brain couldn't stop contemplating it.
Sage and Gabe-rot sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
We worked in silence for a few minutes while I fumed. How could she grill me about Gabe when she was already dating Mr.Perfect? If only Daniel were here to hear all of this instead of sitting back at SDH oblivious.
"So are you and Gabe, like close?" Sage asked.
Ugh!
"Very close," I said, tilting my head to one side,"Incestuous,actually. He's a fabulous kisser. #Quote by Kieran Scott
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#162. If every lover was treated like they matter - everyday; valentine's day wouldn't be so 'special. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Dominic Riccitello
#163. Old-fashioned dating still exists. You're either dating the wrong people or you are the problem. #Quote by Dominic Riccitello
Dating quotes by Barbara Demick
#164. He was polite, respectful, not daring even to hold Mi-ran's hand until they'd been dating for three years. #Quote by Barbara Demick
Dating quotes by Mallory Ortberg
#165. I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration. #Quote by Mallory Ortberg
Dating quotes by Aziz Ansari
#166. too many people spend way too much time doing the online part of online dating, not the dating part. #Quote by Aziz Ansari
Dating quotes by Hannah Simone
#167. The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre. #Quote by Hannah Simone
Dating quotes by David Foster Wallace
#168. Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move. #Quote by David Foster Wallace
Dating quotes by Emma Watson
#169. It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends! #Quote by Emma Watson
Dating quotes by Rachel Machacek
#170. The formula I've figured out: Stop being so damn picky and let go of the mental image of an ideal; talk to more strangers, because it builds confidence and helps you feel more connected; be open to every opportunity, and when you do meet someone you like, keep dating around. And there's the mother of all lessons-the one I'm still working on: follow your instincts and even if you're wrong about him (or her), you'll know better for the next time. #Quote by Rachel Machacek
Dating quotes by Wendy Liebman
#171. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. #Quote by Wendy Liebman
Dating quotes by Katie Crouch
#172. We are all somewhere else, during. #Quote by Katie Crouch
Dating quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#173. When you're in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second person did not fulfill you either. At this point, you have to choose the third person because God is getting a little tired of your inattention and indecisiveness, and is planning on sending a fourth person into your life just to slap you around with the bible for not entering the promised land. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
Dating quotes by Cassandra Clare
#174. Simon's love life was complicated, but there was a pang, just for a moment, for this woman talking graphic novels with him.
Ah, well. Tessa Gray, foxy nerd, was probably dating someone already. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
Dating quotes by Claire Cook
#175. If I didn't have a job, I might have stayed in bed until I rotted. #Quote by Claire Cook
Dating quotes by Jennifer Shirk
#176. Ah, like how Sharon Parker's bra kind of found its way into your locker?"
He leaned in, resting his elbows on the table. "Are you going to constantly bring these things up the entire time we're dating?"
"Sorry. Just using my prior knowledge to try and gauge what kind of fake boyfriend you're going to make."
"Well, if your bitterness is any indication of the kind of fake girlfriend you're going to be, I won't hold my breath for you to fake put out. #Quote by Jennifer Shirk
Dating quotes by Tim Kreider
#177. Society doesn't officially recognize friendship as an institution in the way it recognizes sexual relationships, so there's no real protocol for ending one. If you've been going out, dating, or just sleeping with someone for even a month or two an you want to stop seeing him, you're expected to have a conversation with him letting him know it and giving him some bogus explanation. This conversation is seldom pleasant, and it ranges in tone from brittle adult adult discussions in coffee shops to armed standoffs in day care centers, but once it's over, you at least know your status.

Because there's no formal etiquette for ending a friendship, most people do it in the laziest, most passive and painless way possible, by unilaterally dropping any effort to sustain it and letting the other person figure it out for themselves. #Quote by Tim Kreider
Dating quotes by Julie James
#178. First Pallas and now you," the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. "It's like I'm running a goddamn dating service around here. #Quote by Julie James
Dating quotes by Cyril Connolly
#179. Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to suffer. #Quote by Cyril Connolly
Dating quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#180. Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus. #Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating quotes by Vernon Lee
#181. There is too little courtship in the world. #Quote by Vernon Lee
Dating quotes by Susane Colasanti
#182. If a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn't tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become a relationship. If you give the guy the impression that casual is okay with you, that's all he'll ever want. Be straight with him from the start. If he gets scared and runs away, he wasn't right for you. #Quote by Susane Colasanti
Dating quotes by Carrot Top
#183. It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. #Quote by Carrot Top
Dating quotes by Nikki20038
#184. But you don"t get it. There are so many things I love about you. There's your tendency to hit me on my shoulder because you think I'm saying something stupid or annoying. When you argue with me instead of letting me have the last word. The way you love to play football and embrace it. Your love for your friends and family. Your ability to forgive is impeccable. I love how you like to read even if one of your favorite books is something my best friend had written. The way you are around me, acting like yourself without a care in the world. I could tell that when you were dating my brother, you hid yourself...I knew that and I know it wasn't you. I love how you must think that your violence can be categorized in type of real aggression disorder but it's just you. I love how you can basically eat the whole world in front of me and how you can stand by me even when I make the biggest mistakes. I wish I could spend my entire life telling you I love you because there's so many more reasons. #Quote by Nikki20038
Dating quotes by Adultxdating.ca
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Dating quotes by Josh Lanyon
#186. This is like dating. This is...weird. #Quote by Josh Lanyon
Dating quotes by Dennis Haysbert
#187. All of the directors I work with have their own unique gifts. My particular segment deals with online dating. It's a very interesting take on it, and a great observation of what goes on there. #Quote by Dennis Haysbert
Dating quotes by Rebecca Donovan
#188. What was that about? His mother is practically gushing over you. Not to mention that he's holding your hand like it's the most natural thing in the world. Forget about dating - are you having a wedding you forgot to invite me to? #Quote by Rebecca Donovan
Dating quotes by Yasmine Bleeth
#189. They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! #Quote by Yasmine Bleeth
Dating quotes by Laura Anderson Kurk
#190. Quit worrying so much about the boards and nails of your life. Focus on the stuff that lasts. He glanced through the window toward the glowing light of the kitchen where Meg and my mom were laughing about something. #Quote by Laura Anderson Kurk
Dating quotes by Paul Washer
#191. There is no such thing as biblical dating. If you're dating, I don't care who you're dating, you're out of God's will. If you're a young man and you're dating, you're out of God's will. Period. You can come talk to me about it later, you can be mad if you want. But that's just the truth. There's no such thing as recreational dating. There is biblical courtship, there is no recreational dating. #Quote by Paul Washer
Dating quotes by Rebecca Romijn
#192. Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. #Quote by Rebecca Romijn
Dating quotes by Jennifer Van Wyk
#193. I know I'm not divorced. Yet. But I'm not asking you on a date. Yet. Truth time?"
"Always."
"We're not dating but we're dating, yeah? #Quote by Jennifer Van Wyk
Dating quotes by Jennifer Crusie
#194. He won't say no, but who cares if he does? Do it. Hell, guys go through this every time they make a move on a woman, and none of them has died yet. In many cases, that is, of course, unfortunate, but rejection is definitely not lethal. Go get him. #Quote by Jennifer Crusie
Dating quotes by Chana Levitan
#195. No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly. #Quote by Chana Levitan
Dating quotes by Lisa Kleypas
#196. But when you started dating someone, you could never be sure what you were getting into. You had to give someone a chance to show you who he really was ... and believe him when he did. #Quote by Lisa Kleypas
Dating quotes by Kristi Cook
#197. Yeah, sure. You know I can't stand the sight of blood, right?"
"Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped
"Very clever. Ten points to Gryffindor. #Quote by Kristi Cook
Dating quotes by Laura Anderson Kurk
#198. Hearing my brother's words coming out of Henry, this stranger in a strange town, made me feel wild with all the loss - wild and wired with no place to put those feelings. #Quote by Laura Anderson Kurk
Dating quotes by Alessandra Stanley
#199. One of the less vaunted joys of Austen is that she is one of the greatest writers in the English language who also happened to write witty romance novels. Women enjoy the love stories in Austen the same way men read Hemingway for the hunting and fishing: it provides guiltless pleasure. #Quote by Alessandra Stanley
Dating quotes by Mike Birbiglia
#200. And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health. #Quote by Mike Birbiglia

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