Contradictorio Bunbury Quotes

#1. Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. #Quote by Oscar Wilde

#2. Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon ... I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon.
What did he die of?
Bunbury? Oh, he was exploded! #Quote by Oscar Wilde

#3. Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo. #Quote by Jack Bunbury

#4. Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I consider it morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life. #Quote by Oscar Wilde

#5. This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet. #Quote by Jack Bunbury

#6. The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down. #Quote by Jack Bunbury

#7. He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine. #Quote by Jack Bunbury

#8. A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it. #Quote by Oscar Wilde

#9. JACK
That is nonsense. If I marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, and she is the only girl I ever saw in my life that I would marry, I certainly won't want to know Bunbury.
ALGERNON
Then your wife will. You don't seem to realize, that in married life three is company and two is none.
JACK
That, my dear young friend, is the theory that the corrupt French Drama has been propounding for the last fifty years.
ALGERNON
Yes; and that the happy English home has proved in half the time. #Quote by Oscar Wilde