Comedy Movie Quotes

#1. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody! #Quote by Ben Stiller

#2. My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. #Quote by Lynda Barry

#3. If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles. #Quote by Carlos Mencia

#4. That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said 'But it's stupid, and it's the title of a comedy movie, and people won't take it seriously,' and I'm sure there are some people who still don't. But for the most part, people do see that we really have a quality show. #Quote by Joss Whedon

#5. I was born a poor black child. #Quote by Al Gore

#6. Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. #Quote by Bill Burr

#7. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. #Quote by Graham Chapman

#8. I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel. #Quote by Tommy Wiseau

#9. I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy. #Quote by Ben Stiller

#10. Interestingly it's when you come to the comedy, that's where a lot of the discussion is. It's like ten people sitting around talking about what is funny. "Is that funny? Is that funnier than that? Is this slightly funnier than this?" I guess that's what it's like when you're making a comedy movie as well, you just have to sit around talking seriously about the nature of comedy. #Quote by Paul W. S. Anderson

#11. I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy. #Quote by Carter Burwell

#12. Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. #Quote by Bill Hicks

#13. I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you? #Quote by Michael S. Atkinson

#14. Even though a screenplay is performed only once, unlike other forms of drama, it's still a performance in itself, and unless it's a great performance, odds are that actors will not come, and a movie will never be made. #Quote by William Monahan

#15. Comedy is inherently subversive because it turns the normal reality on its head. The art form is all about these questions and contradictions. In comedy, we're dealing with language that we all understand, but words can have a dozen other things around them that alter or affect meaning. #Quote by Paul Provenza

#16. I believe how you measure a good movie is how many times you can see it. With comedies, I like to be a producer, because comedies can get corny and go off track real fast. I'm always the 'less is more' guy when it comes to a scene. So I'ma be the one who will keep it grounded. #Quote by Ice Cube

#17. It is observable that the ladies frequent tragedies more than comedies; the reason may be, that in tragedy their sex is deified and adored, in comedy exposed and ridiculed. #Quote by Alexander Pope

#18. If it helps me in the way that if this movie is successful, I get to make more films, great, and the more films that I make and the more interest that I'm allowed to cover, the better for me and the better, hopefully, for the people who like to watch me. #Quote by Aaron Eckhart

#19. I can watch a movie and go, 'Oh, my god, that person is acting.' If you just listen to what the other person is saying, your response will always be genuine. #Quote by Kat Dennings

#20. My dad was a big fan of comedy. He wanted to be a stand-up. He loved Lenny [Bruce]. He also loved Lord Buckley and jazz and stuff. He was a hipster. My parents were kind of beatnik-y, you know, for Salt Lake City. But my humor, I think, came from wanting to disarm people before they hit me. #Quote by Judd Apatow

#21. I think what's cool about a body-switching movie is, 'The grass is always greener:' the idea that someone else has a better life than I do. #Quote by Jim Rash

#22. When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. #Quote by Don Rickles

#23. I'm a big fan of comedies and dramas, and I watch tons of movies. #Quote by Clive Owen

#24. Well, I think that you know, I threatened myself with quitting after every movie. But I think everybody does that, right? #Quote by Joaquin Phoenix

#25. I think that you can't make a movie without a script. But you also can't make movies without actors. You also can't make movies without technicians. And there has to be just one person in charge of everybody, and to me that one person is the director. #Quote by John Frankenheimer

#26. If someone gets up and walks out of the movie, it means it's really affected them. #Quote by Eli Roth

#27. My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get together, everyone's funny, quick, loud, and speaks on top of each other. It was like a great comedy school; nothing is precious. #Quote by Colman Domingo

#28. You know, you spend your childhood watching TV, assuming that at some point in the future everything you see there will one day happen to you: that you too will win a Formula One race, hop a train, foil a group of terrorists, tell someone 'Give me the gun', etc. Then you start secondary school, and suddenly everyone's asking you about your career plans and your long-term goals, and by goals they don't mean the kind you are planning to score in the FA Cup. Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will not be the rollercoaster ride you'd imagined, that the world occupied by your parents, the world of washing the dishes, going to the dentist, weekend trips to the DIY superstore to buy floor-tiles, is actually largely what people mean when they speak of 'life'. Now, with every day that passes, another door seems to close, the one marked PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN, or FIGHT EVIL ROBOT, until as the weeks go by and the doors - GET BITTEN BY SNAKE, SAVE WORLD FROM ASTEROID, DISMANTLE BOMB WITH SECONDS TO SPARE - keep closing, you begin to hear the sound as a good thing, and start closing some yourself, even ones that didn't necessarily need to be closed. #Quote by Paul Murray

#29. I really want to do a sci-fi movie. #Quote by Rohan Chand

#30. Laughter and weeping, the Greek masks of comedy and tragedy, mark the extremes of a continuous spectrum; both provide channels for the overflow of emotion; both are #Quote by Arthur Koestler

#31. I love what I do, and I don't think I'm the guy who can do, like, a movie a year and that's it. I don't know what I'd do! I've already put stuff independently on the Internet cause I'm bored! I just want to keep going! #Quote by Terry Crews

#32. The comedy in 'Star Trek' is always very subtle, if it's there at all. #Quote by Robert Duncan McNeill

#33. There's nothing like a hit movie to make you think you're one of the chosen people. It's amazing how smart we are the morning after a hit opens. #Quote by Ned Tanen

#34. Probably the most difficult things were my favorite parts. The make-up and the big fight sequence at the end of the movie were very difficult but really fun and challenging. #Quote by Scott Speedman

#35. I'd love to do a whole soundtrack to a movie. #Quote by Rita Ora

#36. It's very, very rare you find something really original and also because a lot of original stuff, most of the time has no chance, because it's so expensive to make something famous or put it in people's head that it's the one to see, it's like awareness has to be almost like at 80% or 90% if you make an expensive summer movie and that's very hard to do with anything an the White House naturally is in itself some sort of a trademark. #Quote by Roland Emmerich

#37. By the time we were done I was exhausted. I don't know how movie stars do the same scene over and over like that. It takes a lot out of you. #Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

#38. A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. #Quote by Jack Nicholson

#39. I think it's just a nerve-wracking thing to sing in a movie in general. #Quote by Brittany Snow

#40. You can either be a movie star or an actor. I'm an actor. #Quote by James Avery

#41. I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy. Making people laugh one moment and the next making them feel really uncomfortable. #Quote by Steve Coogan

#42. Liam really enjoyed a good movie. He found it restful to watch people's conversations without being expected to join in. But he always felt sort of lonesome if he didn't have someone next to him to nudge in the ribs at the good parts. #Quote by Anne Tyler

#43. I have met a lot of top chefs around the world during my travels. Each one of them has said 'Ratatouille' is their favorite movie and the only movie that truly captures what they do. #Quote by John Lasseter

#44. The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. #Quote by Mike Birbiglia

#45. What was always interesting about Thomas Harris' books is they were a wonderful hybridization of a crime thriller and a horror movie. #Quote by Bryan Fuller

#46. You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death. #Quote by Buddy Hackett

#47. It's a shame, but also for kids it's so easy now for them to download it to their phone and listen to it everywhere. If you go to Lille Eurostar station there is music playing: Why? What's the point? It's like showing someone a movie on a small crappy screen. It should be sounding good! There's a lot of noise pollution, in that sense. #Quote by Stephen Dewaele

#48. But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Australia on the plane and I thought it was my mum and it was Woody Allen just checking to see if I wanted to be in his movie. #Quote by Radha Mitchell

#49. At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in the world
the Holocaust, racism, rape, et cetera. But for the sake of comedy, and the comedian's personal sanity, this requires a certain emotional distance. It's akin to being a shrink or a social worker. you might think that the most sensitive, empathetic person would make the best social worker, but that person would end up being soup on the floor. It really takes someone strong
someone, dare I say, with a big fat wall up
to work in a pool of heartbreak all day and not want to fucking kill yourself. But adopting a persona at once ignorant and arrogant allowed me to say what I didn't mean, even preach the opposite of what I believed. For me, it was a funny way to be sincere. And like the jokes in a roast, the hope is that the genuine sentiment
maybe even a goodness underneath the joke (however brutal) transcends. #Quote by Sarah Silverman

#50. After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano. She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you're really in the presence of something. In that league there's only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It's a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you've found it. #Quote by Billy Wilder

#51. Everywhere we look, the world urges us to turn on the radio or TV, to make a phone call, to see a movie. Many of us fear, worry, that if left alone with our thoughts and feelings, we may discover that we do not make very good company for ourselves. #Quote by James O. Freedman

#52. It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!' But I was able to get my foot in the door through comedy. I'm so grateful to have the opportunity to do it. #Quote by Rachael Harris

#53. Japanese movie "Be With You" served as inspiration for "Love Box." I couldn't fill up the album with just my experiences. #Quote by Seungri

#54. The motion picture is the people's Art. #Quote by Adela Rogers St. Johns

#55. I can stand onstage all night talking to thousands of people about my most vulnerable and private feelings - like my thoughts on the last guy who was inside me, or the fact that I eat like the glutton in the movie Se7en when I'm drunk. But I really don't do as well at parties or gatherings where I feel like I am obligated to be more "social." Usually #Quote by Amy Schumer

#56. I think I'm an extremely conscientious producer and now equally as a director and it gives me the opportunity to look at the entire movie and really allow the movie to be the creative vision of the actors, the writer and myself, because I'm in charge of it from a producer and a director point of view. #Quote by Tony Krantz