Clever Beer Pong Quotes

#1. All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign! #Quote by Chace Crawford

#2. The West-march of the Walmart Held all the food in the world, Bottled beer by the boatload, Frost-kept food, milk and meat. Setting up for a siege behind barricades The Norsemen fetched food, collected clothing, Turkish trousers with flies in the front Kept closed with clever contraptions, Tiny #Quote by Neal Stephenson

#3. I've played a few times, Anna. Remember the parties?"
"Not exactly." I must have been in the bathroom during that part of the nonexistent parties, hiding out from the vomiting hot girl while Frankie completed her beer pong apprenticeship. #Quote by Sarah Ockler

#4. Satan's masterpiece of counterfeiting is the doctrine that there are only two choices, and he will show us what they are. It is true that there are only two ways, but by pointing us the way he wants us to take and then showing us a fork in that road, he convinces us that we are making the vital choice, when actually we are choosing between branches in his road. Which one we take makes little difference to him, for both lead to destruction. This is the polarization we find in the world today. Thus we have the choice between Shiz and Coriantumr-- which all the Jaredites were obliged to make. We have the choice between the wicked Lamanites (and they were that) and the equally wicked (Mormon says "more wicked") Nephites. Or between the fleshpots of Egypt and the stews of Babylon, or between the land pirates and the sea pirates of World War I, or between white supremacy and black supremacy, or between Vietnam and Cambodia, or between Bushwhachers and Jayhawkers, or between China and Russia, or between Catholic and Protestant, or between fundamentalist and atheist, or between right and left-- all of which are true rivals who hate each other. A very clever move of Satan!-- a subtlety that escapes us most of the time. So I ask Latter-day Saints, "What is your position frankly (I'd lake to take a vote here) regarding the merits of cigarettes vs. cigars, wine vs. beer, or heroin vs. LSD?" It should be apparent that you take no sides. By its nature the issue does not concern you. It is #Quote by Nibley, Hugh

#5. Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the tenacity of these clever little creatures. They are really just hungry animals looking for something to eat, and have no intention of ruining your happy hour. #Quote by Michael Dickinson

#6. I have a theory that he's not actually as stupid as he likes to act, because often he'll play the stupidity card in a really smart way . #Quote by David Clawson

#7. Beer might make a smart man dull, but coffee is worse because it can delude a dull man into thinking he's smart. #Quote by Galen Beckett

#8. If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. #Quote by Dave Mustaine

#9. These word-stringers make nothing, grow nothing, kill no enemies, catch no fish, and raise no cattle. They just take silver in exchange for words, which are free anyway. It is a clever trick, but in truth they are about as much use as priests. #Quote by Bernard Cornwell

#10. I'm fine.My father's an arse, and my mum is dying and-oh my God,I'm so pissed." St. Clair looked at me again. His eyes were glassy like black marbles. "Pissed.Pissed.Pissed."
"We know you're pissed at your dad," I said. "It's okay. You're right, he's a jerk." I mean what was I supposed to say? He just found out his mother has cancer.
"Pissed is British for 'drunk,'" Mer said.
"Oh," I said. "Well. You're definitely that, too."
Meanwhile,The Couple was fighting. "Where have you been?" Rashmi asked. "You said you'd be home three hours ago!"
Josh rolled his eyes. "Out.We've been out. Someone had to help him-"
"And you call that helping? He's completely wasted. Catatonic. And you! God,you smell like car exhaust and armpits-"
"He couldn't drink alone."
"You were supposed to be watching out for him! What if something happened?"
"Beer. Liquor. Thatsswhat happened. Don't be such a prude,Rash. #Quote by Stephanie Perkins

#11. I'm so clever, I don't understand half of the things I'm saying. #Quote by Oscar Wilde

#12. If you're trying to hide something, you wouldn't keep getting away with it for 10 years. Nobody is that clever. #Quote by Lance Armstrong

#13. Easy as pie! Clever people get tripped up most easily on just such insignificant details. The cleverer a person is, the less he suspects that he'll be tricked by something so simple. You have to trick the cleverest person with the simplest matter. #Quote by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#14. This man was so absent-mindedly clever that he could paint pictures that didn't just follow you around the room but went home with you and did the washing-up. #Quote by Terry Pratchett

#15. You ran miles and miles to find me, didn't you? You clever boy! I don't know if I should be scolding you or hugging you!" And with that, I wrapped my weak arms around my knight in furry armor. "You're the best friend a girl could ever have, Maze. I love you. #Quote by Karen Luellen

#16. It's a poor heart that never rejoices. Jane, go down to the cellar, and fetch a bottle of Upset ginger-beer. #Quote by Charles Dickens

#17. The girl has proven herself to be more clever than I would have given her credit for. Kai dragged his hand through his hair, extinguishing an unexpected spark of pride. #Quote by Marissa Meyer

#18. When did everything get so damn complicated?" "When your life became about more than just football." "You sound like Yoda." I grinned. "It's the beer. #Quote by Cambria Hebert

#19. When the head of state of family thinks first of gouging out an income, he must perforce do it through small men; and even if they are clever at their job, if one employ such inferior characters in state and family business the tilled fields will go rack swamp and ruin and edged calamities will mount up to the full.... This is the meaning of: A state does not profit by profits - Pound's translation of Confucius #Quote by Ezra Pound

#20. Real men drink liquor, Reid. Not Coors. And whatever the hell this is." He turned Wyatt's bottle around so he could see the label. "Pabst?"

Wyatt, pulled his beer away from Ash's grasp. "Fuck you. I like PBR just fine."

Ash held up his hands disarmingly. "You know who drinks PBR? Hipsters. And nobody over the age of four. #Quote by Sienna Valentine

#21. The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. #Quote by Karl Kraus

#22. Why don't we all just get a long-neck? #Quote by Hank Williams, Jr.

#23. The beer tastes better when you win #Quote by Gary Gaetti

#24. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. #Quote by Spike Milligan

#25. Modern man uses ideas and persuasion to achieve his goals; primitive man uses guns and brute force to achieve his goals! Moral and clever people choose the first method; immoral and stupid people choose the second method! #Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

#26. When she walked by the two officers, they didn't recognize her.
"Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?"
She grinned up at them with such impish mischief that they almost forgot their quest for the singer. "She is with her lover," Hannah said. "But she can always handle one or two more." She winked at them. "Go there, through that door."
She made her escape while the uniformed hobbledehoys gawked and gaped and finally burst into the dressing room where Franz, the three-hundred-pound juggling strongman, was adjusting his loincloth.
"I ought not do it," Hannah said aloud to herself as chaos erupted behind her. "I just can't seem to help myself. it is a shame, really. #Quote by Laura L. Sullivan

#27. During that long terrible ride to Munich, I finally swallowed the bitter pill of my lover's rejection and poisoned myself with it. I murdered the personality I was born with and transformed myself from a butterfly back in into a caterpillar. That night I learned to seek the shadows, to prefer silence #Quote by Edith Hahn Beer

#28. He is the very pineapple of politeness! #Quote by Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#29. She laughed, and drank more beer. Take a long trace off a short bridge, vampire. #Quote by Kresley Cole

#30. Kant ate but once a day, and drank no beer. Of this liquor, (I mean the strong black beer,) he was, indeed, the most determined enemy. If ever a man died prematurely, Kant would say - 'He has been drinking beer, I presume. #Quote by Thomas De Quincey

#31. You've become a clever man. #Quote by Richard Russo

#32. Wesley took a swig of his beer, hoping that maybe the pause might give him time enough to sort out his thoughts. "Well, I never really changed my mind," he said smoothly. "I never said no."

"I guess I just figured it was implied."
"And why is that?"

"I'm pretty sure you're way out of my league."

Wesley laughed. "I highly doubt that. I don't even know what league I'm in."

"Well that's just it. You're kind of in a league of your own. Your friends; they're both pretty flirtatious. They openly flirt with all of the waitresses but you're this serious, focused, badass that doesn't say more than he has to."

"Wow." Wesley laughed. "I sound like an asshole. #Quote by Shawn Kirsten Maravel

#33. What really destroyed Tucker Carlson, respected magazine journalist, was TV. TV exposed him as glib, smug, and not nearly as clever as he thought he was. #Quote by Alex Pareene

#34. So El Dorado is no' a man."
In a soft tone, Lucia said, "She's La Dorada, the Gilded Woman. History had it wrong.
Really wrong."
"Makes sense."
"What do you mean?"
"Say you were a conquistador, hunting for the Gilded One's gold, yet the native was clever enough to keep a tomb full of it hidden. A native - a woman native - somehow outwits you?" He shook his head. "Back in the day, I met a few gold-hungry conquistadors, and let's put it this way - the fragility of conquistador ego canna be overstated. #Quote by Kresley Cole

#35. The Jewish sages also tell us that God dances when His children defeat Him in argument, when they stand on their feet and use their minds. So questions like Anne's are worth asking. To ask them is a very fine kind of human behavior. If we keep demanding that God yield up His answers, perhaps some day we will understand them. And then we will be something more than clever apes, and we shall dance with God. #Quote by Mary Doria Russell

#36. Head full of beer, fists jammed into his empty pockets, halos of blur around the parking lot lights, yup, one more wasted evening, and even though you wanted to believe you had an infinite supply of evenings available for wasting, you didn't. #Quote by Jean Thompson

#37. Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. #Quote by Meat Loaf

#38. Only the clever hills are not jealous of the high mountains! There is no happiness in the high altitudes. #Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

#39. I let my drinking do the talking. #Quote by Humphrey Bogart