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Clancys Potato quotes by Tyra Banks
#1. I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. #Quote by Tyra Banks
Clancys Potato quotes by W.S. Gilbert
#2. Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
languid spleen,
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a
not-too-French French bean! #Quote by W.S. Gilbert
Clancys Potato quotes by Aaron Sorkin
#3. The greater fool is actually an economic term. It's a patsy. For the rest of us to profit, we need a greater fool - someone who will buy long and sell short. Most people spend their life trying not to be the greater fool; we toss him the hot potato, we dive for his seat when the music stops. The greater fool is someone with the perfect blend of self-delusion and ego to think that he can succeed where others have failed. This whole country was made by greater fools. #Quote by Aaron Sorkin
Clancys Potato quotes by Bill Cosby
#4. I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath. #Quote by Bill Cosby
Clancys Potato quotes by Matisyahu
#5. What is it to keep kosher? Is it eating kosher potato chips? Kosher is a bigger idea. I think it's about being healthy. But according to some people, it's about not eating this food because it's forbidden by the Jewish law. My view of the halachah changed a little bit. The laws are there hopefully to be a tool. #Quote by Matisyahu
Clancys Potato quotes by Charles Heiser
#6. The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed as vegetables - roots (carrot and beet), stems (Irish potato and asparagus), leaves (spinach and lettuce), leaf stalk (celery and Swiss chard), bracts (globe artichoke), flower stalks and buds (broccoli and cauliflower), fruits (tomato and squash), seeds (beans), and even the petals (Yucca and pumpkin). #Quote by Charles Heiser
Clancys Potato quotes by Seamus Heaney
#7. Late August, given heavy rain and sun
For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.
At first, just one, a glossy purple clot
Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.
You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet
Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it
Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for
Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger
Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots
Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.
Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills
We trekked and picked until the cans were full,
Until the tinkling bottom had been covered
With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned
Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered
With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.

We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.
But when the bath was filled we found a fur,
A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.
The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush
The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.
I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair
That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.
Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not. #Quote by Seamus Heaney
Clancys Potato quotes by Andrew Payne
#8. Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium. #Quote by Andrew Payne
Clancys Potato quotes by Edward Rutherfurd
#9. For the increase in the number of my Brennan cousins," Conall remarked dryly, "we must thank the potato. #Quote by Edward Rutherfurd
Clancys Potato quotes by Kevin Hart
#10. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. #Quote by Kevin Hart
Clancys Potato quotes by Kerstin Gier
#11. To cut a long story short, coaching by Charlotte and Mr. Giordano was even worse than I'd expected. That was mainly because they were trying to teach me everything at the same time. While I was struggling to learn the steps of the minuet (rigged out in a hooped skirt with cherry-red stripes, not very chic worn with my school uniform blouse, which was the color of mashed potato), I was also supposed to be learning how greatly the political opinions of the Whigs and the Tories differed, how to hold a fan, and the difference between "Your Highness," "Your Royal Highness," "Your Serene Highness," and even "Your Illustrious Highness." After only an hour plus seventeen different ways of opening a fan, I had a splitting headache, and I couldn't tell left from right. My attempt to lighten the atmosphere with a little joke - "Couldn't we stop for a rest? I'm totally, serenely, illustriously exhausted" - went down like a lead balloon.
"This is not funny," said Giordano in nasal tones. "Stupid girl. #Quote by Kerstin Gier
Clancys Potato quotes by Sibylla Matilde
#12. This is Ireland, Fliss. We've got about every type of potato dish in existence. We've got hash browns. #Quote by Sibylla Matilde
Clancys Potato quotes by George Carlin
#13. The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone. #Quote by George Carlin
Clancys Potato quotes by Roger Ebert
#14. Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of the real thing, but your insides fill up with synthetic runny stuff. #Quote by Roger Ebert
Clancys Potato quotes by Karl Pilkington
#15. Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! #Quote by Karl Pilkington
Clancys Potato quotes by Gretchen Rubin
#16. Most people enjoy 'potato-chip news' from time to time - to track a presidential election or the Oscars. However, some are particularly drawn to material that makes them feel shocked, frightened, insecure, or indignant, and that's what potato-chip news often provides. #Quote by Gretchen Rubin
Clancys Potato quotes by Autumn Doughton
#17. I like her in my shirt and think she could wear a potato sack and still look dead sexy. But I keep that detail to myself because sometimes the truth is a kamikaze mission: there's no coming back from it. #Quote by Autumn Doughton
Clancys Potato quotes by Amy E. Reichert
#18. They spent the next hour nibbling their way through the food stalls, sharing spiral-cut potatoes, pork sandwiches, and cream puffs. They found a table in one of the many shaded beer gardens, and Lou retrieved some ice-cold Summer Shandys to go with their food. The beer had a light lemon edge that offset the malt, making it an ideal hot-summer-day drink. The potato spirals, long twirls coated in bright orange cheese, combined the thin crispiness of a potato chip with a French fry. And the cream puffs... The size of a hamburger on steroids, the two pate a choux ends showcased almost two cups of whipped cream- light, fluffy, and fresh. #Quote by Amy E. Reichert
Clancys Potato quotes by Lemony Snicket
#19. It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else, it can make you want to scream. But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us, whether you are an electric form of decoration, peppermint-scented sweet, a source of timber, or a potato pancake. #Quote by Lemony Snicket
Clancys Potato quotes by Tom Robbins
#20. What was that sound? That rustling noise? It could be heard in the icy North, where there was not one leaf left upon one tree, it could be heard in the South, where the crinoline skirts lay deep in the mothballs, as still and quiet as wool. It could be heard from sea to shining sea, o'er purple mountains' majesty and upon the fruited plain. What was it? Why, it was the rustle of thousands of bags of potato chips being pulled from supermarket racks; it was the rustle of plastic bags being filled with beer and soda pop and quarts of hard liquor; it was the rustle of newspaper pages fanning as readers turned eagerly to the sports section; it was the rustle of currency changing hands as tickets were scalped for forty times their face value and two hundred and seventy million dollars were waged upon one or the other of two professional football teams. It was the rustle of Super Bowl week ... #Quote by Tom Robbins
Clancys Potato quotes by Kristin Cashore
#21. She pulled the hood over the girl's ears and fastened it tight. Biterblue looked like a potato sack, a small, shivering potato sack with empty eyes and a knife. #Quote by Kristin Cashore
Clancys Potato quotes by Kym Petrie
#22. The Fairy Godmother surveyed the Princess's bedroom. It was littered with the remains of chocolate bars, potato chips, and ice cream containers. She swept cheesy crumbs off the bed and sat softly beside the grieving girl. The Princess's face was puffy and streaked with mascara. #Quote by Kym Petrie
Clancys Potato quotes by Andy Weir
#23. I'll spend the rest of the evening enjoying a potato. And by "enjoying" I mean "hating so much I want to kill people. #Quote by Andy Weir
Clancys Potato quotes by Jarod Kintz
#24. To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here's mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Clancys Potato quotes by Jill Conner Browne
#25. We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in vitro, it was clearly on purpose. I've got to tell you, we were all pretty happy that we hadn't done this and also none of us had ever considered it. Nor had we considered pulling out all our teeth with pliers or slamming our fingers in the car door repeatedly just to see what it feels like. #Quote by Jill Conner Browne
Clancys Potato quotes by Martha Stewart
#26. I am often asked the question: 'What is your favorite type of food?' Although I always answer Japanese, the real response should be and is pierogi, the delectable Polish dumplings that my mother, Big Martha, made so well in many incarnations: potato, sweet cabbage, blueberry, peach, plum, and apricot. #Quote by Martha Stewart
Clancys Potato quotes by Lauren   James
#27. I cannot believe you formed this plan," Clove said. "No one else would think of this but you."
"That's true; I am very clever!" Ella wriggled next to Clove, peering.
"That is the opposite of what I meant."
Ella sighed. "Clove, please recognize the negative energy you are bringing into this space."
"WE'RE IN A POTATO CART!"
Ella shushed her. "I do everything for a reason. Just because you do not know that reason, does not make it silly."
"Sometimes the reason is that you make bad choices," Clove muttered. #Quote by Lauren James
Clancys Potato quotes by Vincent Van Gogh
#28. The cure for him would be to take a good long look at some potato plants, which have lately had such a deep and distinctive colour and tone, instead of driving himself mad looking at pieces of yellow satin and gold leather. #Quote by Vincent Van Gogh
Clancys Potato quotes by Christina Jones
#29. Boil potatoes before peeling If you love mashed potatoes like I do, but hate peeling spuds, then don't. Try this little trick instead. Rinse the potatoes but don't peel. Boil them the appropriate time, and when they are done, drain the whole potatoes and put them into a bath of ice water. The peel will come right off, grab potato with both hands and twist. Watch the peel slip right off like magic. #Quote by Christina Jones
Clancys Potato quotes by Robinne Lee
#30. I think aging is hard for everyone." Amara swiped a red bliss potato with crème fraîche and caviar off a passing tray. "But it's definitely harder for women. And I think even more so for beautiful women. Because if so much of your identity and your value is tied up in your looks and how the world responds to your physical appearance, what do you do when that changes? How do you see yourself then? Who do you become? #Quote by Robinne Lee
Clancys Potato quotes by Sonja Lyubomirsky
#31. No one in our society needs to be told that exercise is good for us. Whether you are overweight or have a chronic illness or are a slim couch potato, you've probably heard or read this dictum countless times throughout your life. But has anyone told you-indeed, guaranteed you-that regular physical activity will make you happier? I swear by it. #Quote by Sonja Lyubomirsky
Clancys Potato quotes by Keith Block
#32. avoid refined carbohydrates: white sugar, honey, high-fructose corn syrup, cookies, cakes, pastries, white bread, crackers, potato chips, french fries, commercial waffles, candy, donuts, and many dry breakfast cereals (juice-sweetened cereals listing whole grains as a primary ingredient are okay, but those with added sugar, evaporated cane juice, or honey are likely to raise your levels of tumor-fueling blood sugar and insulin). Instead, emphasize whole grains such as those above, as well as complex carbs such as vegetables, legumes, beans, and fresh fruit. If you crave something sweet, try dried fruit, rice syrup, barley malt, agave, kiwi sweetener, stevia, FruitSource, or maple syrup. #Quote by Keith Block
Clancys Potato quotes by Colum McCann
#33. When I was seventeen I had a body that Adam woulda dropped Eve for. Hot-potato time. It was prime, no lie. Nothing in the wrong place. I had legs a hundred miles long and a booty to die for. Adam woulda said to Eve, "Eve, I'm leaving you, honey," and Jesus himself woulda been in the background saying, "Adam, you're one lucky motherfucker. #Quote by Colum McCann
Clancys Potato quotes by Joseph Beuys
#34. Art alone makes life possible – this is how radically I should like to formulate it. I would say that without art man is inconceivable in physiological terms… I would say man does not consist only of chemical processes, but also of metaphysical occurrences. The provocateur of the chemical processes is located outside the world. Man is only truly alive when he realizes he is a creative, artistic being… Even the act of peeling a potato can be a work of art if it is a conscious act. #Quote by Joseph Beuys
Clancys Potato quotes by Andy Weir
#35. In other news, It's seven sols till the harvest, and I still haven't prepared. For starters, I need to make a hoe. Also, I need to make an outdoor shed for the potatoes. I can't just pile them up outside. The next major storm would cause The Great Martian Potato Migration. #Quote by Andy Weir
Clancys Potato quotes by Joris-Karl Huysmans
#36. Now God refused to come down to earth in the form of potato-flour; that was an undeniable, indisputable fact. #Quote by Joris-Karl Huysmans
Clancys Potato quotes by Mikhail Baryshnikov
#37. Love is not like a potato--you can't throw it out the window. #Quote by Mikhail Baryshnikov
Clancys Potato quotes by Andy Weir
#38. But after a morning potato and Vicodin, I was feeling much better. #Quote by Andy Weir
Clancys Potato quotes by Rashers Tierney
#39. The typical Irish peasant ate about 10 pounds of potatoes each day and soon towered in physical size over their rural English equivalents who mainly ate bread. #Quote by Rashers Tierney
Clancys Potato quotes by Jeff Dunham
#40. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. #Quote by Jeff Dunham
Clancys Potato quotes by Neal Stephenson
#41. You know," said Jack, "I was a King for a while in Hindoostan, and my subjects would get worked up into a lather about a potato, which to them was worth as much as a treasure-chest. At first I'd want to know everything about the potato in question, and I would take a large stake in the matter, but towards the end of my reign - "
Here Jack rolled his eyes, as Frenchmen frequently did during encounters with Englishmen. Leroy seemed to take his meaning very clearly. "It is the same with every King. #Quote by Neal Stephenson

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