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Castrated Morons quotes by J.D. Salinger
#1. I'm not too sure what the name of the song was that he was playing when I came in, but whatever it was, he was really stinking it up. He was putting all these dumb, show-offy ripples in the high notes, and a lot of other very tricky stuff that gives me a pain in the ass. You should've heard the crowd, though, when he was finished. You would've puked. They went mad. They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes though I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet. Anyway, when he was finished, and everybody was clapping their heads off, old Ernie turned around on his stool and gave this very phony, humble bow. Like as if he was a helluva humble guy, besides being a terrific piano player. It was very phony - I mean him being such a big snob and all. In a funny way, though, I felt sort of sorry for him when he was finished. I don't even think he knows any more when he's playing right or not. It isn't all his fault. I partly blame all those dopes that clap their heads off - they'd foul up anybody, if you gave them a chance. #Quote by J.D. Salinger
Castrated Morons quotes by Frank Zappa
#2. The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. #Quote by Frank Zappa
Castrated Morons quotes by J.K. Rowling
#3. Harry was a hero in the Gryffindor common room that night. Daringly, Fred and George had put an Enlargement Charm on the front cover of The Quibbler and hung it on the wall, so that Harry's giant head gazed down upon the proceedings, occasionally saying things like 'THE MINISTRY ARE MORONS' and 'EAT DUNG, UMBRIDGE' in a booming voice. #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Castrated Morons quotes by Simon Cowell
#4. I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons. #Quote by Simon Cowell
Castrated Morons quotes by C.C. Hunter
#5. Della pretty much told him the same thing. And she gave him hell. The kind of hell only Della can dish out. Told him he was a piece of monkey shit and that he should go have himself castrated. #Quote by C.C. Hunter
Castrated Morons quotes by Lexxie Couper
#6. MTV used to be about music, chickpea," he'd say. "Music. Now it's about morons doing moronic things. Video didn't just kill the radio star, it damn near killed talent. You better run? You better cry, more like it. #Quote by Lexxie Couper
Castrated Morons quotes by Alfred Korzybski
#7. The reader must be reminded that it takes a good 'mind' to be 'insane'. Morons, imbeciles, and idiots are 'mentally' deficient, but could not be insane. #Quote by Alfred Korzybski
Castrated Morons quotes by Sara Shepard
#8. Before Ethan went all Incredible Hulk on Thayer's ass, the most exciting thing to happen was a spray-cheese fight some of the morons from the wrestling team got into on the back patio. #Quote by Sara Shepard
Castrated Morons quotes by Lee Child
#9. Dealing with morons ... is like teaching Hindu to a beagle. #Quote by Lee Child
Castrated Morons quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#10. Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid ... morons not included. (Apollymi) #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Castrated Morons quotes by Ann Bausum
#11. ...doctors advised intensive talk therapy, even electroshock treatment. Some gay men were castrated against their will, a procedure that removed their testicles and deadened the sex drive. Others were lobotomized, a medical practice that destroyed the connections between the frontal lobes and the thalamus of the brain, deadening just about all aspects of behavior. #Quote by Ann Bausum
Castrated Morons quotes by Jarod Kintz
#12. It's not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
Castrated Morons quotes by Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad
#13. Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds.Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture) #Quote by Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad
Castrated Morons quotes by Theodore Beale
#14. There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone. #Quote by Theodore Beale
Castrated Morons quotes by Alan W. Watts
#15. Wonder is not a disease. Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons. Is #Quote by Alan W. Watts
Castrated Morons quotes by Graham Roumieu
#16. Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bigfoot. Garlic and Crucifix also no. Fire, Pitchfork, Silver Bullet OK. Cryptonite do nothing. It not even real. Please stop sending letters asking "What you vulnerability? What Bigfoot?" Like I tell. What next me bank account number? Why not you invest time in moving out of parent basement? Maybe have sex or something. Yes I be talking to you Steve. Youuu! Stalking is a crime Steve. #Quote by Graham Roumieu
Castrated Morons quotes by Lary A. Sims
#17. There are 4 things in the world, ions ,protons, neutrons and morons! #Quote by Lary A. Sims
Castrated Morons quotes by Bill Maher
#18. New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up. #Quote by Bill Maher
Castrated Morons quotes by Alice Sebold
#19. I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. #Quote by Alice Sebold
Castrated Morons quotes by Michel Houellebecq
#20. Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing gets flushed, and everything starts to stink. #Quote by Michel Houellebecq
Castrated Morons quotes by Adelle Waldman
#21. I feel like you want to think what you're feeling is really deep, like some seriously profound existential shit. But to me, it looks like the most tired, the most average thing in the world, the guy who is all interested in a woman until the very moment when it dawns on him that he has her. Wanting only what you can't have. The affliction of shallow morons everywhere. #Quote by Adelle Waldman
Castrated Morons quotes by Carl Hiaasen
#22. My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common morons. #Quote by Carl Hiaasen
Castrated Morons quotes by Rebecca Zanetti
#23. Gentlemen?" Dr Nari Zhang appeared at the door.
Angus jumped. "Jesus." He looked down at the thick socks on her feet, which were intriguingly dainty. The new doc was way too appealing for him to be this irritated with her. Which only pissed him off more. "New rule. You keep the loud shoes on all day. No changing into socks."
She rolled her eyes. "I had hoped to talk to all three of you about the shooting yesterday. It had to have brought up difficult memories. How did everyone sleep?"
"Fantastic," West said smoothly.
"Never better," Wolfe agreed.
"Like a baby," Angus said.
Nari sighed. "You're all morons. You can take that as my professional opinion. #Quote by Rebecca Zanetti
Castrated Morons quotes by Rodman Philbrick
#24. What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. #Quote by Rodman Philbrick
Castrated Morons quotes by R.K. Narayan
#25. I am up against the system, the whole method & approach of a system of education which makes us morons, cultural morons, but efficient clerks for all your business and administrative offices. This education had reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another culture, feeding on leavings & garbage ... #Quote by R.K. Narayan
Castrated Morons quotes by Natsuo Kirino
#26. But even a nice mom and dad like this can't really sense how their child's been assaulted by commercialism ever since she was little, how she's lived in fear of being eaten alive by the morons around her. They just don't get it.
Mom always lectures me about not being afraid of getting hurt, but all she can imagine is the kind of hurt she's experienced herself. She has no idea of the threats that surround kids these days, how much we're bullied, how much hurt this causes. #Quote by Natsuo Kirino
Castrated Morons quotes by Lance Loud
#27. For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will be proven wrong when Mom and Dad remarry ... Make no mistake. This is not to emphasize the sadness of my demise but rather emphasize the love of my family and friends. #Quote by Lance Loud
Castrated Morons quotes by Dave Barry
#28. Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. #Quote by Dave Barry
Castrated Morons quotes by Alexis Carrel
#29. Moral sense is almost completely ignored by modern society. We have, in fact, suppressed its manifestations. All are imbued with irresponsibility. Those who discern good and evil, who are industrious and provident, remain poor and are looked upon as morons. The woman who has several children, who devotes herself to their education, instead of to her own career, is considered weak-minded. If a man saves a little money for his wife and the education of his children, this money is stolen from him by enterprising financiers. Or taken by the government and distributed to those who have been reduced to want by their own improvidence and the shortsightedness of manufacturers, bankers, and economists. Artists and men of science supply the community with beauty, health, and wealth. They live and die in poverty. Robbers enjoy prosperity in peace. Gangsters are protected by politicians and respected by judges. They are the heroes whom children admire at the cinema and imitate in their games. A rich man has every right. He may discard his aging wife, abandon his old mother to penury, rob those who have entrusted their money to him, without losing the consideration of his friends. ...Ministers have rationalized religion. They have destroyed its mystical basis. But they do not succeed in attracting modern men. In their half-empty churches they vainly preach a weak morality. They are content with the part of policemen, helping in the interest of the wealthy to preserve the framework of pres #Quote by Alexis Carrel
Castrated Morons quotes by Neal Shusterman
#30. You'll find in life, Caden, that many decisions are made by morons in high places. #Quote by Neal Shusterman
Castrated Morons quotes by Donald Trump, Jr.
#31. Anyone who thinks hunters are just 'bloodthirsty morons' hasn't looked into hunting. If you wait through long, cold hours in the November woods with a bow in your hands hoping a buck will show, or if you spend days walking in the African bush trailing Cape buffalo while listening to lions roar, you're sure to learn hunting isn't about killing. #Quote by Donald Trump, Jr.
Castrated Morons quotes by Jim Dodge
#32. most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days. #Quote by Jim Dodge
Castrated Morons quotes by Ziad K. Abdelnour
#33. For all the hopeful dreamers morons out there ... Stop praying for God to make things happen for you. Just make them happen. #Quote by Ziad K. Abdelnour
Castrated Morons quotes by Murong Xuecun
#34. Why is contemporary China short of works that speak directly? Because we writers cannot speak directly, or rather we can only speak in an indirect way.
Why does contemporary China lack good works that critique our current situation? Because our current situation may not be critiqued. We have not only lost the right to criticise, but the courage to do so.
Why is modern China lacking in great writers? Because all the great writers are castrated while still in the nursery. #Quote by Murong Xuecun
Castrated Morons quotes by Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
#35. The obsession with moderation is the spirit of castrated narrow-mindedness. #Quote by Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Castrated Morons quotes by Gene Simmons
#36. My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons. #Quote by Gene Simmons
Castrated Morons quotes by J.D. Salinger
#37. Sleep tight, ya morons! #Quote by J.D. Salinger
Castrated Morons quotes by Megan McCafferty
#38. High school parties exhausted me because I always felt like I was the only thinking person in a room mostly full of morons obliterating precious IQ points with every gulp of whatever booze they managed to steal out of their parents' liquor cabinets. College parties are exhausting in a diametrically opposite way. They are full of smart, funny people who are all used to being the smartest, funniest person in the room, so they spend the whole party talking over one another, overlapping and overtaking the conversation to prove that they are the smartest, funniest person in the room, if not the entire planet. #Quote by Megan McCafferty
Castrated Morons quotes by Sarah J. Maas
#39. I'm saying I want shit kept quiet." She grinned at Ruhn, showing all her white teeth, the expression more savage than amused. "I'm saying if you three morons leak any of this to your Aux buddies or drunken hookups, I am going to be very unhappy."

Honestly, Hunt would have liked nothing more than to grab some popcorn and a beer, kick back in a chair, and watch her verbally fillet these assholes. #Quote by Sarah J. Maas
Castrated Morons quotes by Dennis Etchison
#40. American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's private world so that he may lock the door behind us. If there is anyone in contemporary fiction worth watching, it is Glen Hirshberg. #Quote by Dennis Etchison
Castrated Morons quotes by Michael Shannon
#41. People are morons. I don't do any social media stuff. I have people telling me all the time, "You should do Twitter, you should do this, you should get on Facebook." Are you insane? I'm not doing any of that crap. I stay the hell off that thing. Every once in a while, I send a business email, and that's it. #Quote by Michael Shannon

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