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Candy Girl quotes by Diablo Cody
#1. Ten Best Song to Strip
1. Any hip-swiveling R&B fuckjam. This category includes The Greatest Stripping Song of All Time: "Remix to Ignition" by R. Kelly.

2. "Purple Rain" by Prince, but you have to be really theatrical about it. Arch your back like Prince himself is daubing body glitter on your abdomen. Most effective in nearly empty, pathos-ridden juice bars.

3. "Honky Tonk Woman" by the Rolling Stones. Insta-attitude. Makes even the clumsiest troglodyte strut like Anita Pallenberg. (However, the Troggs will make you look like even more of a troglodyte, so avoid if possible.)

4. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard. The Lep's shouted choruses and relentless programmed drums prove ideal for chicks who can really stomp. (Coincidence: I once saw a stripper who, like Rick Allen, had only one arm.)

5. "Amber" by 311. This fluid stoner anthem is a favorite of midnight tokers at strip joints everywhere. Mellow enough that even the most shitfaced dancer can make it through the song and back to her Graffix bong without breaking a sweat. Pass the Fritos Scoops, dude.

6. "Miserable" by Lit, but mostly because Pamela Anderson is in the video, and she's like Jesus for strippers (blonde, plastic, capable of parlaying a broken nail into a domestic battery charge, damaged liver). Alos, you can't go wrong stripping to a song that opens with the line "You make me come."

7. "Back Door Man" by The Doors. Almost too eas #Quote by Diablo Cody
Candy Girl quotes by Diablo Cody
#2. Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex. #Quote by Diablo Cody
Candy Girl quotes by Diablo Cody
#3. The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the bough. In fact, one of them looked like she'd beaten herself with a tire iron during a smallpox-induced hallucination, and the other looked like a close-up photo of a wolf spider. #Quote by Diablo Cody
Candy Girl quotes by Amie Kaufman
#4. This girl has to be some kind of spider monkey. I don't know what those are, but I know what a spider is and I know what a monkey is, and if you found some unholy way to combine the two, that's what I'd be watching right now #Quote by Amie Kaufman
Candy Girl quotes by Troy Denning
#5. There you have it. We go in General Celchu's shuttle."
"Much as I personally want you to succeed in this, I sort of have to say no. Duty and officer's oaths and all that. You understand."
"Oh, that's right." Luke turned to Wedge. "Could I trouble you to set your blaster on stun and point it at the other general?"
"No, not really."
"Please?"
Wedge sighed. "I'm not going to point a blaster at my best friend. Plus, his pilot will be obliged to jump in the way or do something equally noble and foolish. I'm not going to point a blaster at my little girl."
"Thank you, Daddy. #Quote by Troy Denning
Candy Girl quotes by John Green
#6. So God wants you to marry the girl who believed I was a Frenchman suffering from hemorrhoidal Tourette's? #Quote by John Green
Candy Girl quotes by Beth Ditto
#7. Girls are taught to sing high and pretty, like Antony, not low and from the guts like Nina Simone. But we're slowly trying to change that. There are so many things we're not told growing up, and it's our true feminist responsibility to take the truth to the people who need to hear it. #Quote by Beth Ditto
Candy Girl quotes by Jen Lancaster
#8. I had been terrified of Halloween my entire adult life. Loved it as a kid, but the minute I got out of college, there were little kids at my door demanding candy, which, No. 1, I couldn't afford, and, No. 2, if I had candy, it would be mine. #Quote by Jen Lancaster
Candy Girl quotes by Jayde Scott
#9. The flicker of a girl appeared; a tiny shape with huge, brown eyes I would never mistake, not even in death. #Quote by Jayde Scott
Candy Girl quotes by Victor Hugo
#10. A hundred francs," thought Fantine. "But in what trade can one earn a hundred sous a day?" "Come!" said she, "let us sell what is left." The unfortunate girl became a woman of the town. #Quote by Victor Hugo
Candy Girl quotes by Laurie Halse Anderson
#11. I am Outcast."
"The kids behind me laugh so loud I know they're laughing about me. I can't help myself. I turn around. It's Rachel, surrounded by a bunch of kids wearing clothes that most definitely did not come from the EastSide Mall. Rachel Bruin, my ex-best friend. She stares at something above my left ear. Words climb up my throat. This was the girl who suffered through Brownies with me, who taught me how to swim, who understood about my parents, who didn't make fun of my bedroom. If there is anyone in the entire galaxy I am dying to tell what really happened, it's Rachel. My throat burns."
"Her eyes meet mine for a second. "I hate you," she mouths silently. #Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson
Candy Girl quotes by Charlotte McKinney
#12. I'm not interested in just being the hot girl. I'm really goofy, and I love laughing, and that's such a big part of who I am. #Quote by Charlotte McKinney
Candy Girl quotes by Laurie R. King
#13. I looked sadly at my final note on the page: July. Five whole months. An eternity.

But what did it matter? Holmes and I would go ahead as we were - as we had been before I stood on a London pier and, seeing him resurrected from a fiery death, literally embraced an unexpected future. Patience, Russelll.

And yet, I was afraid. That real life would intervene. That doubts would chew at our feet, causing one or both of us to edge away from the brink. That neither of us had really meant it, and the memory of those dockside sensations would turn to threat. That my gift to him was nothing but selfish impulse of an uncertain young girl.

I felt his gaze on me, and put on a look of good cheer before raising my face. "Of course. July will do nicely-and will give us plenty of time to arrange a distraction to get your cousin and his shot-guns away from the house."

He did not reply. Under his gaze, my smile faltered a bit. "It's fine, Holmes. You have commitments in Europe next month. I have much to do in Oxford. I will be here when you get back."

Abruptly, he jumped to his feet and swept across the room to the door. I watched him thrust his long arms into the sleeves of his overcoat. "Thursday, Russell," he said, clapping his hat onto his head. "Be ready on Thursday."

"For what?" I asked, but he was gone.

For anything, knowing him. #Quote by Laurie R. King
Candy Girl quotes by Daniel Tosh
#14. Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys. #Quote by Daniel Tosh
Candy Girl quotes by Yasunari Kawabata
#15. Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a girl. Really! Can't you tell by looking at it?
"Is it mine?"
"It is not."
"Oh? Well, if it is, you needn't say so now. You can say when you feel like it. Years and years from now."
"It is not. It really is not. I haven't forgotten that I loved you, but you are not to imagine things. #Quote by Yasunari Kawabata
Candy Girl quotes by Kitty Thomas
#16. The only thing you're safe from is everyone and everything else. I can protect you from literally anything but myself.
Pray that i don't love you, Juliette. I'm scared of what will happen to you if i do - The Last Girl #Quote by Kitty Thomas
Candy Girl quotes by Julie Murphy
#17. A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. #Quote by Julie Murphy
Candy Girl quotes by Veronica Roth
#18. Sovy used to make candy for all the village kids when I was little," Jorek said. "Unfortunately, she doesn't speak Thuvhesit very well, or she'd tell you about my misdeeds herself."
"And I first met Jorek in a public bathroom. I was whistling while I"--Joy paused--"relieved myself, and Jorek decided it would be amusing to harmonize with me."
"He did not find that charming," Jorek said. #Quote by Veronica Roth
Candy Girl quotes by Nikki Giovanni
#19. I share with the painters the desire
To put a three-dimensional picture
On a one-dimensional surface

from Cotton Candy on a Rainy Day #Quote by Nikki Giovanni
Candy Girl quotes by Michele Dominguez Greene
#20. Multiple wives are required for a godly man to get into heaven, and the prophet regularly performs spiritual marriages, deciding who should be wed to whom, placing girls to be exalted in a plural marriage based on a revelation from God. Most families wait to marry their daughters until the girl begins menstruation, as childbearing is expected within the first year of matrimony. Raising up a righteous seed unto the Lord is a woman's highest calling and it is only though a husband's guidance that a woman can attain entry into the celestial kingdom. #Quote by Michele Dominguez Greene
Candy Girl quotes by Max Clifford
#21. Two or three girls go to a club and they've worked out that one player is worth 50,000 (128,000), another's worth 30,000 (77,000). That's the reality. #Quote by Max Clifford
Candy Girl quotes by Tarryn Fisher
#22. I don't want to be someone's 'girl who got away.' I want to be someone's 'girl who'd I'd never let get away. #Quote by Tarryn Fisher
Candy Girl quotes by Mariel Hemingway
#23. I use nothing but homeopathic remedies, for my girls as well. #Quote by Mariel Hemingway
Candy Girl quotes by Rush Limbaugh
#24. The Hillary Clinton story basically is this. And see how similar this sounds to the old days before the modern era of feminism raised its head. You're a girl, you're a young woman, what do you do? You go off to college. That's what she did. Why do you go? To meet your husband. That's what she did. She wouldn't be where she is if it weren't for her husband. #Quote by Rush Limbaugh
Candy Girl quotes by Scarlett Johansson
#25. For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies. #Quote by Scarlett Johansson
Candy Girl quotes by Jacques Brel
#26. The girl who I will marry will have a heart so wise that in the hollow of her eyes my heart will want to tarry. The girl who will be mine will have skin so soft and tender, and when it comes December, her skin will be my wine. #Quote by Jacques Brel
Candy Girl quotes by Rachel McAdams
#27. I've sort of heard that 'it' girl thing, but not really. Hearing it from a few people doesn't solidify it in my mind and I wouldn't know how to solidify that title. It's so elusive and what does it mean, I don't know? #Quote by Rachel McAdams
Candy Girl quotes by Aporva Kala
#28. She was finally owned up- it took death as a price for her being accepted. #Quote by Aporva Kala
Candy Girl quotes by Siobhan Vivian
#29. Forcing girls to be ashamed for doing the things that come natural to them - it's a ridiculous double standard, and we should all, frankly, tell anyone who judges us to screw off. #Quote by Siobhan Vivian
Candy Girl quotes by Leonard Cohen
#30. GOOD GERMANS

You took me to your family
You warned me well before
That your father is a fascist
And your mother is a whore

I was kind of disappointed
I was bored to elll the truth:
Your folks they're just Good Germans
but you, you're Hitler Youth

So I'm going to live in China
Where you get a better deal
Where your killer is a poet
And your comrade is a girl

-1973 #Quote by Leonard Cohen
Candy Girl quotes by Angela McPherson
#31. And I can't take the girl shit." Morpheus's face paled. "Man, her eyes leak too damn much. #Quote by Angela McPherson
Candy Girl quotes by Bella Thorne
#32. I know that some girls look up to me for certain things, like dyslexia, and that way I know that they like me for me, so it adds no pressure. #Quote by Bella Thorne
Candy Girl quotes by Amanda Lovelace
#33. she
was the
pagebound
girl.

-page to skin. #Quote by Amanda Lovelace

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