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Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#1. I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Milton Steinberg
#2. ANTI-ZIONISTS, last of all, exhibit a distaste for certain words. It was Thomas Hobbes who, anticipating semantics, pointed out that words are counters, not coins; that the wise man looks through them to reality. This counsel many anti-Zionists seem to have neglected. They are especially disturbed by the two nouns nationalism and commonwealth, and by the adjective political. And yet these terms on examination are not at all upsetting. #Quote by Milton Steinberg
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#3. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#4. It's only work if somebody makes you do it. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#5. Hobbes: "Whatcha doin'?"
Calvin: "Getting rich!"
Hobbes: "Really?"
Calvin: "Yep. I'm writing a self-help book! There's a huge market for this stuff."
Calvin: "First you convince people there's something wrong with them. That's easy because advertising has already conditioned people to feel insecure about their weight, looks, social status, sex appeal, and so on."
Calvin: "Next, you convince them that the problem is not their fault and that they're victims of larger forces. That's easy, because it's what people believe anyway. Nobody wants to be responsible for his own situation."
Calvin: "Finally, you convince them that with your expert advice and encouragement, they can conquer their problem and be happy."
Hobbes: "Ingenious. What problem will you help people solve?"
Calvin: "Their addiction to self-help books!"
Calvin: "My book is called, "Shut up and stop whining: How to do something with your life besides think about yourself.""
Hobbes: "You should probably wait for the advance before you buy anything."
Calvin: "The trouble is... If my program works, I won't be able to write a sequel. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#6. That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#7. Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#8. If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#9. Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan
when his dad said "Eat your peas."
Barney shouted no and ran
Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar
Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,
Cause Barney didn't tell her.
There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel
With every bite for fifty years
he was sorry he'd been cruel #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#10. When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Anthony Marra
#11. For the uninitiated, 'Calvin and Hobbes' is a daily comic strip detailing the antics of an unruly six-year-old and his misanthropic stuffed tiger. The boy, whose vocabulary is packed with more 10-dollar words than a GRE flashcard set, is named after John Calvin, the Reformation-era theologian who preached the doctrine of predestination. #Quote by Anthony Marra
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#12. I'd always enjoyed the comics more, and felt that as long as I was unemployed it would be a good chance to pursue that and see what response I could get from asyndicate, as I didn't have anything to lose at that point. So I drew up a comic strip - this was in 1980 - and sent it off and got rejected. I continued that for five years with different comic strip examples 'til finally Calvin and Hobbes came together. But it's been a long road. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#13. Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have.
I guess that makes sense. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#14. Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.
-Hobbes #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#15. My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#16. CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#17. This is where dad burried the little raccoon.
I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello.
Still ... in a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him.
What a stupid world. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#18. I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... procrastinating and rationalizing. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#19. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#20. You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#21. They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#22. It's gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, "Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy." #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#23. The best presents don't come in boxes. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#24. Calvin: Look, a dead bird!
Hobbes: It must've hit a window.
Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh ... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that ... which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
Hobbes: No doubt. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#25. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#26. [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#27. County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when ... Hello? #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#28. Calvin: Today at school, I tried to decide whether to cheat on my test or not. I wondered, is it better to do the right thing and fail ... or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed? On the one hand, undeserved success gives no satisfaction ... but on the other hand, well-deserved failure gives no satisfaction either. Of course, most everybody cheats some time or other. People always bend the rules if they think they can get away with it. Then again, that doesn't justify my cheating. Then I thought, look, cheating on one little test isn't such a big deal. It doesn't hurt anyone. But then I wondered if I was just rationalizing my unwillingness to accept the consequence of not studying. Still, in the real world, people care about success, not principles. Then again, maybe that's why the world is such a mess. What a dilemma!
Hobbes: So what did you decide?
Calvin: Nothing. I ran out of time and I had to turn in a blank paper.
Hobbes: Anymore, simply acknowledging the issue is a moral victory.
Calvin: Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#29. A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#30. The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life ... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Alex Hirsch
#31. I've always just loved drawing and loved cartoons. Growing up, I loved Disney films, I loved The Simpsons, and I was a big fan of the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes and the way that they would have weird fantasy and then down-to-earth funny character comedy. #Quote by Alex Hirsch
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#32. I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#33. Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.' ... what do you suppose that means?"
Television: " ... it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#34. Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#35. I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#36. I'm leaking brain lubricant. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#37. Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by Bill Watterson
#38. I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius. #Quote by Bill Watterson
Calvin And Hobbes Reality quotes by J.R. Ward
#39. So you must have seen the article on them today."
"Not yet, but I was just about to take a break. Gotta have my Dilbert fix."
"Is that the one about the office? I was a Calvin and Hobbes fan for years. Hated to see that stop and haven't really gotten into any of the new ones. Guess I'm behind the times."
"You like what you like. Nothing wrong with that."
"That's what my wife says." De la Cruz's eyes drifted around again. "So, a couple people said both of them came into this club last night."
"Calvin and Hobbes? One was a kid and the other a tiger. Neither would have gotten past my bouncers."

-De La Cruz & Xhex #Quote by J.R. Ward

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