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Biology Funny quotes by Jonas Salk
#1. Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:
It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. #Quote by Jonas Salk
Biology Funny quotes by George W. Bush
#2. One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. #Quote by George W. Bush
Biology Funny quotes by Charles Kuralt
#3. Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. #Quote by Charles Kuralt
Biology Funny quotes by Groucho Marx
#4. I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy #Quote by Groucho Marx
Biology Funny quotes by Laura Pritchett
#5. And isn't it funny how if one person speaks for real, then the other person can too? We just did that. We just became friends. It's just a matter of finding the right person and crossing that barrier together, almost like you're holding hands, but really you're holding the most tender place inside you. #Quote by Laura Pritchett
Biology Funny quotes by Molly Lynn Robinson
#6. It's a funny thing, really, me publishing a book.... I've had so many people tell me it was stupid or impossible or that I wouldn't never rise to such an occasion, but then -laughs- here I am: A Published Author. #Quote by Molly Lynn Robinson
Biology Funny quotes by Stephen King
#7. A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean. #Quote by Stephen King
Biology Funny quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#8. Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Biology Funny quotes by K.A. Mitchell
#9. I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. #Quote by K.A. Mitchell
Biology Funny quotes by Emily Procter
#10. It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. #Quote by Emily Procter
Biology Funny quotes by Kevin Hart
#11. The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. #Quote by Kevin Hart
Biology Funny quotes by Moira J. Moore
#12. Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself. #Quote by Moira J. Moore
Biology Funny quotes by Mitch Hedberg
#13. I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. #Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Biology Funny quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton
#14. I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal. #Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
Biology Funny quotes by Mark Twain
#15. I am only human, although I regret it. #Quote by Mark Twain
Biology Funny quotes by Steve Jones
#16. To the question of whether sharing 96% of our genetic make-up with chimps makes us 96 percent chimp; we also share about 50% of our DNA with bananas - that does not make us half bananas! #Quote by Steve Jones
Biology Funny quotes by Charles W. Waterman
#17. Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: Pick out the best parts. #Quote by Charles W. Waterman
Biology Funny quotes by Isaac Asimov
#18. The differentiation of science into its specialties is, after all, an artificial and man-made state of affairs. While the level of knowledge was still low, the division was useful and seemed natural. It was possible for a man to study astronomy or biology without reference to chemistry or physics, or for that matter to study either chemistry or physics in isolation. With time and accumulated information, however, the borders of the specialties approached, met, and finally overlapped. The- techniques of one science became meaningful and illuminating in another.

In the latter half of the nineteenth century, physical techniques made it possible to determine the chemical constitution and physical structure of stars, and the science of "astrophysics" was born. The study of the vibrations set up in the body of the earth by quakes gave rise to the study of "geophysics." 'Me study of chemical reactions through physical techniques initiated and constantly broadened the field of "physical chemistry," and the latter in turn penetrated the study of biology to produce what we now call "molecular biology. #Quote by Isaac Asimov
Biology Funny quotes by Kristen Callihan
#19. Funny thing about life, it's so easy to view it from the outside in. We can see the exact point where our friends fuck up, do the wrong thing, are blind to what's right in front of them. As in, why the fuck won't they just listen to us and take our advice instead of bumbling all over the place? We watch horror movies and know when to shout at the dumb girl who goes in the basement to investigate that noise; we revel in her stupidity, feel superior to it. If it were us, we assure ourselves, we wouldn't be so stupid. Sure we would; we just wouldn't realize the danger. Because the truth is, we're walking deaf, dumb, and blind half of the time. And even though I can tell myself this afterward, after I fuck up, it doesn't make me feel any better. Because I'm about to do a fuck up royale. With cheese. #Quote by Kristen Callihan
Biology Funny quotes by Mervyn Peake
#20. Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. #Quote by Mervyn Peake
Biology Funny quotes by Sheri S. Tepper
#21. Talk about burning the flag and he gets all choked up. Funny, so many of these guys think the country stands for the flag instead of the other way around. #Quote by Sheri S. Tepper
Biology Funny quotes by Richelle Mead
#22. Miss Melbourne?
"Yes, ma'am?"
"You might want to do something about your neck."
I was totally lost. "My neck?"
She reached into her purse and handed me a compact mirror. I opened it and
surveyed my neck, still trying to figure out what she could be talking about.
Then I saw it. A small, brownish purple bruise on the side of my neck.
"What on earth is that?" I exclaimed.
Ms. Terwilliger snorted. "Although it's been a while for me, I believe the technical term is a hickey." She paused and arched an eyebrow. "You do know what that is, don't you?"
"Of course I know!" I lowered the mirror. "But there's no way - I mean, we barely - that is - "

I have a hickey. I let Adrian Ivashkov give me a hickey.

We had another minute before we would reach my dorm, so I sent a quick text
to Adrian: "I have a hickey! You can't ever kiss me again."
I honestly hadn't expected him to be awake this early, so I was surprised to get a response: "Okay. I won't kiss you on your neck again."
So typical of him. "No! You can't ever kiss me ANYWHERE. You said you were going to keep your distance".
"I'm trying," he wrote back. "But you won't keep your distance from me." #Quote by Richelle Mead
Biology Funny quotes by Ambrose Bierce
#23. SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. #Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Biology Funny quotes by Diane Messidoro
#24. When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. #Quote by Diane Messidoro
Biology Funny quotes by Rick Riordan
#25. We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."
"Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist."
"I'm not kidding!" he protested. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Biology Funny quotes by Tom Petty
#26. It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music. #Quote by Tom Petty
Biology Funny quotes by Denis Leary
#27. Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. #Quote by Denis Leary
Biology Funny quotes by Nenia Campbell
#28. Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. #Quote by Nenia Campbell
Biology Funny quotes by Chris Rock
#29. Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. #Quote by Chris Rock
Biology Funny quotes by Nick Lane
#30. Forty years ago, at the dawn of molecular biology, the French biologist Jacques Monod wrote his famous book Chance and Necessity, which argues bleakly that the origin of life on earth was a freak accident, and that we are alone in an empty universe. The final lines of his book are close to poetry, an amalgam of science and metaphysics: The ancient covenant is in pieces; man knows at last that he is alone in the universe's unfeeling immensity, out of which he emerged only by chance. His destiny is nowhere spelled out, nor is his duty. The kingdom above or the darkness below: it is for him to choose. Since #Quote by Nick Lane
Biology Funny quotes by Michael Haneke
#31. In my film "Benny's Video," I depicted violence but I failed to say all that I had to say, so I wanted to continue the dialog and that's why I did "Funny Games." The irony is that after I shot "Funny Games," but it hadn't been released at all anywhere. #Quote by Michael Haneke
Biology Funny quotes by T.L. Martin
#32. And maybe . . . maybe he'll even get more comfortable having me around. Open up, wanna chat more, and we'll become almost friends, or -

"Hey," he grumbles from behind me, "am I paying you to stand there and stare at the wall?"

Yeah, too soon, Lou. Too soon. #Quote by T.L. Martin
Biology Funny quotes by John Lloyd
#33. You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and it's surprising. But not all surprising things are funny. #Quote by John Lloyd
Biology Funny quotes by W. Somerset Maugham
#34. Perhaps her faults and follies, the unhappiness she had suffered, were not entirely vain if she could follow the path that now she dimly discerned before her, not the path that kind funny old Waddington had spoken of that led nowhither, but the path those dear nuns at the convent followed so humbly, the path that led to peace. #Quote by W. Somerset Maugham
Biology Funny quotes by Brendan Coyle
#35. You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work. #Quote by Brendan Coyle
Biology Funny quotes by Charlie Chaplin
#36. Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough #Quote by Charlie Chaplin
Biology Funny quotes by Karen E. Olson
#37. I shook my head. "Not Interested" I said.
he straightened up. "Not interested in what?"
In you." I couldn't be more blunt.
Excuse me, miss, but I was going to ask if you would like to sign up for karaoke. #Quote by Karen E. Olson
Biology Funny quotes by Wylie Dufresne
#38. We have a funny sort of love/hate relationship with critics because, unfortunately, in the art/commerce dance that we do, they drive people to the restaurant. Regardless of sometimes how well we prepare the food, if people don't know that we're out there, if someone isn't talking about us, you guys aren't coming. #Quote by Wylie Dufresne
Biology Funny quotes by Laura Florand
#39. For some reason, he didn't want her to look back at him with rejection or reciprocal challenge. He definitely didn't want her to look at him as if she was mentally gauging her ability to kill him to defend herself. He wanted her to look at him like she looked at his chocolate, as if she was absorbing strength and happiness. And was in no hurry to leave it. It turned his heart all funny to think of being #Quote by Laura Florand
Biology Funny quotes by Melody Sohayegh
#40. I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. #Quote by Melody Sohayegh
Biology Funny quotes by Laurence J. Peter
#41. If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. #Quote by Laurence J. Peter
Biology Funny quotes by Arthur Conan Doyle
#42. Some believe what separates men from animals is our ability to reason. Others say it's language or romantic love, or opposable thumbs. Living here in this lost world, I've come to believe it is more than our biology. What truly makes us human is our unending search, our abiding desire for immortality. #Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle
Biology Funny quotes by Dana Goodyear
#43. Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage. #Quote by Dana Goodyear
Biology Funny quotes by Katt Williams
#44. My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just ... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere! #Quote by Katt Williams
Biology Funny quotes by Stephen Hawking
#45. Black holes might be useful for getting rid of garbage or even some of one's friends. #Quote by Stephen Hawking
Biology Funny quotes by Jordan Elizabeth Mierek
#46. She reminded Juliet of the parrot the shopkeeper owned. Both the woman and bird belonged in cages, preferably the same cage, so the bird could poop on all that velvet and lace. #Quote by Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

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