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Balls quotes by Eric Jerome Dickey
#1. I heard you on the phone with her. I happened to be in your arms, and you happened to be inside of me, balls deep from what I remember, so I felt the difference, felt what you felt for her, heard how your voice changed when you talked to her. #Quote by Eric Jerome Dickey
Balls quotes by Mos Def
#2. Michael Jordan on the court is a completely different guy. If the play requires him to leap out all the way and grab the ball, that's what he'll do. He may be a completely shy, withdrawn sort of person [off the court]. #Quote by Mos Def
Balls quotes by Stan Musial
#3. I consciously memorized the speed at which every pitcher in the league threw his fastball, curve, and slider. Then, I'd pick up the speed of the ball in the first 30 feet of its flight and knew how it would move once it has crossed the plate. #Quote by Stan Musial
Balls quotes by Bette Greene
#4. A person's got to think, otherwise that person's no better than a trained seal balancing a ball on his nose. If only that seal could think, he'd know he was making a thousand children laugh. #Quote by Bette Greene
Balls quotes by Chris Isaak
#5. I don't know what people think in making record is like. But basically, I got a bunch of spaghetti and spaghetti sauce, and the whole band was staying at my house and we had a ball. #Quote by Chris Isaak
Balls quotes by Cristiano Ronaldo
#6. English fans love spectacular players like Alan Shearer and that is exactly what United have now signed. He has magic in his boots. The first thing you notice about him is that he is incredibly quick and very, very powerful for such a young man. He has great, close control and his technique is excellent. He believes he can do anything with the ball, and that confidence makes him very special indeed. #Quote by Cristiano Ronaldo
Balls quotes by Jerry Stahl
#7. Death Anyway meant "What the hell, even Hemingway sucked on a shotgun ... " Death Anyway, when you came down to it, meant why in God's name would you want to be Pre-Law, Pre-Med, or Pre-Anything, when any microbe could see that just being alive was no more than Pre-Death.( ... ) That was the world, to me. If you showed up - if you did what they told you to do - you'd still end up with your skull in bloody gauze or your balls hanging from a branch. So why bother? Nothing mattered. Death anyway ... #Quote by Jerry Stahl
Balls quotes by Stewart Cink
#8. A beginner gets so excited when he hits the ball in the air or maybe hits a nice bunker shot. A player who has won major championships doesn't get that excited about those shots anymore. It takes a lot more to excite you. The closer you get to perfection, the more difficult it becomes. That's what draws me to golf. It's such a challenge. #Quote by Stewart Cink
Balls quotes by Kurt Angle
#9. I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD! #Quote by Kurt Angle
Balls quotes by Vince McMahon
#10. I got balls the size of grapefruits! #Quote by Vince McMahon
Balls quotes by Carli Lloyd
#11. Every time I step in between those lines, I'm in the zone. If you get between me and the ball, you might get smashed a couple times. Things happen, plays happen. #Quote by Carli Lloyd
Balls quotes by Paul Pierce
#12. When you got it going, you got it going. I just keep my focus down the stretch. Thats when I want the ball. Im just not afraid to fail. #Quote by Paul Pierce
Balls quotes by Jim Butcher
#13. Wisps of arctic blue and green and purple buzzed and whirled within those sharp spikes, sending out a wild coruscation of coloured light. The aurora was mesmerizing and blinding at the same time, and little disco balls hoped that they could grow up to be half as brilliant one day. #Quote by Jim Butcher
Balls quotes by Mickey Mantle
#14. Casey didn't easily forgive a guy who got doubled up on a hit-and-run play. He didn't see any reason why the runner couldn't take a quick glance back toward the plate to make sure the ball was hit safely. #Quote by Mickey Mantle
Balls quotes by Brandon Sanderson
#15. Wouldn't tennis be way more interesting with explosive balls? #Quote by Brandon Sanderson
Balls quotes by Marisha Pessl
#16. When men desire each other, they crash together like wrecking balls, quenching their need right then and there, as if the world were about to end. #Quote by Marisha Pessl
Balls quotes by J.K. Rowling
#17. Hagrid!" said Harry loudly. "There's an owl - " "Pay him," Hagrid grunted into the sofa. "What?" "He wants payin' fer deliverin' the paper. Look in the pockets." Hagrid's coat seemed to be made of nothing but pockets - bunches of keys, slug pellets, balls of string, peppermint humbugs, teabags . . . finally, Harry pulled out a handful of strange-looking coins. "Give him five Knuts," said Hagrid sleepily. "Knuts?" "The little bronze ones." Harry counted out five little bronze coins, and the owl held out his leg so Harry could put the money into a small leather pouch tied to it. Then he flew off through #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Balls quotes by Terry Bradshaw
#18. Bottom line is, if you turn the ball over to a team that isn't as good, you then have brought them up to your level. #Quote by Terry Bradshaw
Balls quotes by Caroline Knapp
#19. If only we lived in a culture in which internal measures of satisfaction and success - a capacity for joy and caring, an ability to laugh, a sense of connection to others, a belief in social justice - were as highly valued as external measures. If only we lived in a culture that made ambition compatible with motherhood and family life, that presented models of women who were integrated and whole: strong, sexual, ambitious, cued into their own varied appetites and demands, and equipped with the freedom and resources to explore all of them. If only women felt less isolated in their frustration and fatigue, less torn between competing hungers, less compelled to keep nine balls in the air at once, and less prone to blame themselves when those balls come crashing to the floor. If only we exercised our own power, which is considerable but woefully underused; if only we defined desire on our own terms. And - painfully, truly - if only we didn't care so much about how we looked, how much we weighed, what we wore. #Quote by Caroline Knapp
Balls quotes by Milt Gross
#20. I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock. #Quote by Milt Gross
Balls quotes by Samantha Towle
#21. Suck monkey balls?" (87%) #Quote by Samantha Towle
Balls quotes by Robin Williams
#22. Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift. #Quote by Robin Williams
Balls quotes by J. C. Snead
#23. It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. #Quote by J. C. Snead
Balls quotes by Neil Gaiman
#24. Did that happen?" asked Shadow. "Did what happen, shit-for-brains?" asked Mr. Nancy. "The hall. The fire. Tiger balls. Riding the Carousel. #Quote by Neil Gaiman
Balls quotes by S. Walden
#25. This guy had balls. Well, I mean, obviously he had balls. I hope he had balls. Bailey, stop thinking about his balls. #Quote by S. Walden
Balls quotes by Pierce Brosnan
#26. I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. #Quote by Pierce Brosnan
Balls quotes by Danielle Steel
#27. You have more balls than a Christmas tree. #Quote by Danielle Steel
Balls quotes by Jay Crownover
#28. Love is a goddamn scary thing. Facing it takes brass balls, and we all know you have a pair. #Quote by Jay Crownover
Balls quotes by Bob Hope
#29. I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. #Quote by Bob Hope
Balls quotes by Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin
#30. Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. #Quote by Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin
Balls quotes by Henry Beard
#31. A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. #Quote by Henry Beard
Balls quotes by Ice Cube
#32. Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls! #Quote by Ice Cube
Balls quotes by Faith Popcorn
#33. You can trust a crystal ball about as far as you can throw it. #Quote by Faith Popcorn
Balls quotes by Terry Pratchett
#34. If you take the long view, the universe is just something small and round, like those water filled balls which produce a miniature snowstorm when you shake them. * Although, unless the ineffable plan is a lot more ineffable than it's given credit for, it does not have a giant plastic snowman at the bottom. #Quote by Terry Pratchett
Balls quotes by Tamora Pierce
#35. I'm to attend balls and banquets without my squire?" demanded Raoul, all innocence. "I can't handle things like requesting water to shave with, or getting my clothes pressed. I need Kel. #Quote by Tamora Pierce
Balls quotes by Ian Darke
#36. Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it. #Quote by Ian Darke
Balls quotes by J.C. Wickhart
#37. I always seek tranquility, but what would I do if I happened to acquire such composure? I suppose that the boredom from lack of the absurd would expand to such a great weight, I would have to run amuck and shatter it, for my own twisted freedom. Why step out of the ordinary? People have been known to go insane when faced with unfamiliar conditions for extended periods of time. So who is to say it can't go vice versa? Release the madness, release the demons. Chin high, spine erect, fists clinched, feet firm, balls out. Claim the moment, but disregard the aftermath. #Quote by J.C. Wickhart
Balls quotes by Kelly Cutrone
#38. Take the years when you're young – say, between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five, before you have a mortgage or kids or anything else that needs to be fed – and go balls out on intuition and follow your dreams. Dreams won't always take you on a straight path to destiny, but they're usually related to what your soul wants for you. They'll force you to ask yourself the hard questions, they'll kick your ass, and most importantly, they'll turn you on. #Quote by Kelly Cutrone
Balls quotes by Lisa N. Paul
#39. A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel. #Quote by Lisa N. Paul
Balls quotes by Kelley Armstrong
#40. You'd expect that as much as a samurai would expect a kick in the balls. #Quote by Kelley Armstrong
Balls quotes by Michael Gove
#41. Ed Balls keeps saying that we are committed to scrapping the EMA. I have never said this. We won't. #Quote by Michael Gove
Balls quotes by Annie Dillard
#42. I feel as though I stand at the foot of an infinitely high staircase, down which some exuberant spirit is flinging tennis ball after tennis ball, eternally, and the one thing I want in the world is a tennis ball. #Quote by Annie Dillard
Balls quotes by Christy Ring
#43. Never take your eyes off the ball - even when it's in the referee's pocket. #Quote by Christy Ring
Balls quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
#44. The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball. #Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
Balls quotes by Jon Gruden
#45. The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game. #Quote by Jon Gruden
Balls quotes by Sarah J. Maas
#46. If you don't stop feeling and start instructing, I'm going to rip out your eyes and replace them with these billiard balls. #Quote by Sarah J. Maas
Balls quotes by Theodore Roosevelt
#47. Give a man a soccer ball, he plays for a moment. Teach a man to play soccer, he plays for a life time. #Quote by Theodore Roosevelt
Balls quotes by Michael Crichton
#48. All right," Malcolm said. "Let's go back to the beginning." He paused, staring at the ceiling. "Physics has had great success at describing certain kinds of behavior: planets in orbit, spacecraft going to the moon, pendulums and springs and rolling balls, that sort of thing. The regular movement of objects. These are described by what are called linear equations, and mathematicians can solve those equations easily. We've been doing it for hundreds of years." "Okay," Gennaro said. "But there is another kind of behavior, which physics handles badly. For example, anything to do with turbulence. Water coming out of a spout. Air moving over an airplane wing. Weather. Blood flowing through the heart. Turbulent events are described by nonlinear equations. They're hard to solve - in fact, they're usually impossible to solve. So physics has never understood this whole class of events. Until about ten years ago. The new theory that describes them is called chaos theory. #Quote by Michael Crichton
Balls quotes by Demetri Martin
#49. I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate? #Quote by Demetri Martin
Balls quotes by Andrew Lang
#50. I am the batsman and the bat, / I am the bowler and the ball, / The umpire, the pavilion cat, / The roller, pitch, and stumps, and all. #Quote by Andrew Lang
Balls quotes by J.K. Rowling
#51. Andrew returned to his contemplation of the dirty window with an ache in his heart and in his balls. #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Balls quotes by Don Meyer
#52. If I cover my head with my hands, it means deny the ball to the opponent's ball handler. #Quote by Don Meyer
Balls quotes by Kristen Ashley
#53. I get you're scared and I know why. But if I didn't have somethin' to offer that I'm gonna bust my balls to make good, somethin' I know in my gut you want, same as me, this would be goin' a whole lot differently. I haven't earned it, baby. I don't even fuckin' deserve it. But I gotta ask you to trust me anyway."
"Okay," she whispered, straight up, right there, no hesitation.
Jesus. That felt good. #Quote by Kristen Ashley
Balls quotes by Don Yaeger
#54. With a tennis racket strapped tightly to her hiking pack, Martina Navratilova began her ascent of Mount Kilimanjaro. The tennis legend had visions of celebrating at the summit of Africa's highest peak by hitting a couple balls to see how far they might fly in the thin air at 19,341 feet. #Quote by Don Yaeger
Balls quotes by Rumi
#55. Do you think I know what I'm doing? That for one breath or half-breath I belong to myself? As much as a pen knows what it's writing, or the ball can guess where it's going next. #Quote by Rumi
Balls quotes by Mark Lawrenson
#56. If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with - if you keep it out, it's not a goal. #Quote by Mark Lawrenson
Balls quotes by Joe Scarborough
#57. If Washington continues to fumble issues like taking care of the debt, getting the troops home, and rebuilding our economy, my wife and I may sit down and say, 'These are critical things and maybe we need to get back in the ball.' #Quote by Joe Scarborough
Balls quotes by Pete Wentz
#58. Soccer presented no challenge to me. Playing felt like breathing: I always had a magical connection to the ball. But it didn't feel like an adventure. Music was more of a challenge and, in the end, felt more interesting. #Quote by Pete Wentz
Balls quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#59. Okay," I sighed, interrupting before a battle of wills erupted. "So we will have to scout the wall first. We can-Apollo!"
The god looked up. In his hands, the Newton balls knocked off of each other once more. "What?" he asked.
"What?" I shot him an annoyed look. "Seriously. Have you've never seen a Newton's Cradle before? Every time you move the first ball, it's going to move the rest of the balls."
"No." His gaze dipped to the cradle. "Gravity is cool."
"Oh my gods," I moaned, slumping in my seat. "My brain hurts."
Apollo let go of the silver ball once more, and then placed the cradle on the edge of Marcus' desk. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Balls quotes by Raine Miller
#60. I know, sweetie. But I've seen you with him. I've seen how he looks at you. Maybe this is the big one. You won't know unless you try." She touched my face. "I'm happy for you, and I think you've got to go with a little leap of faith here. So far Mr. Blackstone is on my good list. If that should change or if he hurts one smooth hair on your innocent head, then his pretty-boy balls are gonna be transformed into a set of Klik-Klaks. And please tell him I said that. #Quote by Raine Miller
Balls quotes by Neil Patrick Harris
#61. I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure. #Quote by Neil Patrick Harris
Balls quotes by Rudyard Kipling
#62. Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets. #Quote by Rudyard Kipling
Balls quotes by Jenny Mollen
#63. My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight. #Quote by Jenny Mollen
Balls quotes by Adam Schlesinger
#64. It's always been my philosophy to keep a lot of balls in the air. With music, most things don't pan out, so you try to increase your odds by being involved with a million things at once. #Quote by Adam Schlesinger
Balls quotes by Marjorie M. Liu
#65. I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we've been having. First handcuffs, and
now this? Way more kinky than I expected."
"Please," M'cal said. "Do not talk."
"You like the strong and silent type, huh?"
"If you do not shut up, I will kill you with my voice."
"I love it when you talk dirty."
"Fine. Which would you prefer to lose first? Your soul or your testicles?"
"You know, you're just a bit obsessed with chopping off balls. Do you have issues with your masculinity? #Quote by Marjorie M. Liu
Balls quotes by Sarah Jessica Parker
#66. I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it. #Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker
Balls quotes by Harry Redknapp
#67. David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them #Quote by Harry Redknapp
Balls quotes by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#68. It is astonishing to realize that until Galileo performed his experiments on the acceleration of gravity in the early seventeenth century, nobody questioned Aristotle's falling balls. Nobody said, Show Me! #Quote by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Balls quotes by Sebastien De Castell
#69. I'm a woman, kid. You probably haven't met one before, coming as you do from this backward place, but it's like a man only smarter and with bigger balls. #Quote by Sebastien De Castell
Balls quotes by A.E. Via
#70. Fuuuuuck," Furi voiced in a throaty whine, causing Syn's balls to draw up. "Mmmm." Syn pulled out further and looked down between them at his slick cock, glistening in the warm glow of the candles. He drove back in with a little more force and Furi yelled his name. "Jesus," Syn whispered. "I wanna last all night for you Furious, but you feel too fuckin' good baby." "Make #Quote by A.E. Via
Balls quotes by Tzvetan Todorov
#71. Every individual is multicultural; cultures are not monolithic islands but criss-crossed alluvial plains. Individual identity stems from the encounter of multiple collective identities within one and the same person; each of our various affiliations contributes to the formation of the unique creature that we are. Human beings are not all similar, or entirely different; they are all plural within themselves, and share their constitutive traits with very varied groups, combining them in an individual way. The cohabitation of different types of belonging within each one of us does not in general cause any problems- and this ought , in turn, to arouse admiration: like a juggler, we keep all the balls of our identity in the air at once, with the greatest ease!
Individual identity results from the interweaving of several collective identities; it is not alone in this respect. What is the origin of the culture of a human group? The reply- paradoxically- is that it comes from previous cultures. A new culture arises from the encounter between several smaller cultures, or from the decomposition of a bigger culture, or from interaction with neighboring culture. There is never a human life prior to the advent of culture. #Quote by Tzvetan Todorov
Balls quotes by David Limbaugh
#72. Obama is a human wrecking ball single-handedly destroying our economy and bankrupting the nation. #Quote by David Limbaugh
Balls quotes by Amy Sumida
#73. In real life, Snow White stays dead and Rapunzel grows old, alone in her tower. In real life, you gotta have enough sense to stay away from ugly bitches offering you shiny apples and have enough balls to cut off your own hair and use it as a ladder if needs be. In real life, you gotta save yourself and the only happy endings are the ones paid for in massage parlors. #Quote by Amy Sumida
Balls quotes by Bill Walton
#74. When you intercept the ball with your stomach, that is great defense #Quote by Bill Walton
Balls quotes by Steven Rinella
#75. The remainder of the lion... was still in my freezer that spring when I happened to turn up at the Rock Creek Lodge. This bar... is regionally famous for its annual Testicle Festival, a liquor-filled carnival where ranchers, hippies, loggers, bikers, and college kids get together in September in order to get drunk, shed clothes, dance, and occasionally fight... But on this day the Testicle Festival was still a half year away, and the bar was mostly empty except for a plastic bag of hamburger buns and an electric roasting pan that was filled with chipped meat and a tangy barbecue sauce. I was well into my third sandwich... when the owner of the place came out and asked how I liked the cougar meat. ...When I left the bar, the man called after me to announce a slogan that he'd just thought of: "Rock Creek Lodge: Balls in the fall, pussy in the spring! #Quote by Steven Rinella
Balls quotes by Barbara Kingsolver
#76. So one time when I was working in this motel one of the toilets leaked and I had to replace the flapper ball. Here's what it said on the package; I kept it till I knew it by heart: 'Please Note. Parts are included for all installations, but no installation requires all of the parts.' That's kind of my philosophy about men. I don't think there's an installation out there that could use all my parts. #Quote by Barbara Kingsolver
Balls quotes by Christopher Moore
#77. Tucker Case did not play golf. He'd tried it once, and although he'd enjoyed the drinking and driving the little electric car into the lake, he just didn't get the appeal. It seemed - and he'd examined the game closely because his father had loved it - an awful lot like a bunch of rich white guys in goofy clothing walking around on an absurdly large lawn hitting absurdly small white balls with crooked sticks. #Quote by Christopher Moore
Balls quotes by Tiger Woods
#78. It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed to longer drivers, bigger heads with hotter faces and lighter shafts. The problem is, the harder you hit it, the more control you lose. #Quote by Tiger Woods
Balls quotes by Tim McCarver
#79. Something to keep in mind - it's raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls. #Quote by Tim McCarver
Balls quotes by Matt Keough
#80. It's like you came to a controversy and a ball game breaks out. #Quote by Matt Keough
Balls quotes by Samantha Sotto
#81. A kiss can be dreadfully terrifying for the males of our species, I'm afraid." Rose said knowingly. "Sex is easy. All they really need is a few good thrusts. But when they kiss, they open themselves up and let you in. And that, my dear, makes some men's balls shrink to the size of raisins."
Shelley snorted with laughter.
Dex strode up to her. "Did someone say raisins? I'm starving."
"You might try asking Max for some," Shelley said. "I'm sure he has at least two. #Quote by Samantha Sotto
Balls quotes by Ryne Sandberg
#82. I got into pro ball at 18 and played until I was almost 39, non-stop. #Quote by Ryne Sandberg
Balls quotes by Karen Marie Moning
#83. Life fucks you anonymously. It doesn't want to know your name, doesn't give a shit about your station. The terrain never stops shifting. One minute you think you've got the world by the balls, the next minute you don't know where the fuck the world's balls are. #Quote by Karen Marie Moning
Balls quotes by Felix Alba-Juez
#84. After some cogitation, it is difficult not to agree with Herman Bondi (1919 - 2005), who in his book 'Relativity and Common Sense' says:
... The surprising thing, surely, is that molecules in a gas behave so much as billiard balls, not that electrons behave so little like billiard balls. #Quote by Felix Alba-Juez
Balls quotes by John Green
#85. Anyway, my dad didn't go to college, and he's rich as balls. Colin wondered just how rich balls were, #Quote by John Green
Balls quotes by Jon Stewart
#86. New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack. #Quote by Jon Stewart
Balls quotes by Eve O. Schaub
#87. I began the process of cutting up my random fabrics into strips. Of course, I chose easy things first, items that didn't' hurt me very much to cut up: torn sheets. A flannel nightgown so tattered it could never be worn again, one of Steve's worn-out t-shirts, couch upholstery.

The resulting balls of fabric yarn that I wound together after cutting astounded me. They were gorgeous--each one prettier than the last, which made me braver.

I took some photographs. And I heaved a sigh. Things in me were changing, I could feel many months focusing on Stuff, Stuff, STUFF had made me bolder. What's the worst that could happen? I thought to myself. It reminded me of the day I finally, after ten years of kicking and screaming, took that first half pill [for OCD]. To someone else it might be no big deal, but to me? It felt like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. #Quote by Eve O. Schaub
Balls quotes by Vicktor Alexander
#88. And lose my cock, balls and prostate? Are you kidding me? Honey, I'm still all man. I'm just a man with decoration, Tommy had explained before turning with a flounce and practically floating out of the room in his heels. #Quote by Vicktor Alexander
Balls quotes by Christine Warren
#89. You're a fairy? sure, Tinker bell. pull the other leg while your at it."
"you see? that's the problem with mortals. we leave your world for a couple of thousand years and everyone either forgets all about us, or they reduce us to little glowing balls of tutu clad cheer"
-Corinne D'Alessandro &Luc Macanaw
Not your ordinary faerie tale #Quote by Christine Warren
Balls quotes by Rachel Van Dyken
#90. Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it? #Quote by Rachel Van Dyken
Balls quotes by Michael Owen
#91. The longer my career has gone, the more I seem to score ... It's experience and age and knowing where the ball's going to be. #Quote by Michael Owen
Balls quotes by Emma Chase
#92. The Queen has me by the balls - and I'm going to have to bleach my brain for even completing that thought - but besides that, I still have time. #Quote by Emma Chase
Balls quotes by Chris Rock
#93. I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend. #Quote by Chris Rock
Balls quotes by Rick Yancey
#94. He drops into the room, landing on the balls of his feet like a cat. I'm in his arms in the time it takes to say 'I love you,' which he does, stroking my hair, whispering my name and the words, 'My mayfly. #Quote by Rick Yancey
Balls quotes by C.J. Roberts
#95. I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don't understand skinny jeans for men. Who wants to walk around with their balls in a vise? #Quote by C.J. Roberts
Balls quotes by Kathryn Smith
#96. You'd have a better time without me." It wasn't a direct refusal.
She folded her arms beneath the swell of her lovely bosom. "No, I won't. And I don't understand how you can expect me to face the gossips on my own."
"I don't expect you to do anything. You seem to be the one with the expectations." Oh, yes, this was good. Getting defensive was so manly of him.
"Is it wrong of me to expect you to act like a husband?"
"Plenty of husbands do not attend balls with their wives."
"Yes, but those wives generally find someone to keep them company later."
Heat rushed to Grey's cheeks as the meaning of her words struck him. "Are you planning to take a lover, Rose?"
"Of course not." Rose regarded him as though he were a bothersome child. "I just want you to come with me. You are a duke, for heaven's sake. You can tell them all to go to hell and get away with it. You have nothing to be afraid of."
She couldn't seem to get further than that. She thought he was afraid. That he was a coward. That stung. No, that pissed him off. But how could he make her understand?
"I'm not afraid of them, Rose." Not really. "I just don't want to be around those people. I don't like them."
"You can't dislike all of them." All her disdain was missing was a good eye-rolling. #Quote by Kathryn Smith
Balls quotes by Sigrid Undset
#97. I rolled myself up into a tight ball of resistance and it was thus that I went through my school years. #Quote by Sigrid Undset
Balls quotes by Jon Stewart
#98. Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?' ... #Quote by Jon Stewart
Balls quotes by Gary McCord
#99. In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there. #Quote by Gary McCord
Balls quotes by Plautus
#100. The gods play games with men as balls #Quote by Plautus
Balls quotes by Max Beerbohm
#101. Some people are born to lift heavy weights,
some are born to juggle golden balls. #Quote by Max Beerbohm
Balls quotes by Suzanne Collins
#102. I know I'll never marry, never risk bringing a child into the world. Because if there's one thing being a victor doesn't guarantee, it's our children's safety. My kids' names would go right into the reaping balls with everyone else's. And I swear I'll never let that happen. #Quote by Suzanne Collins
Balls quotes by Vida Blue
#103. It's easy, man. I just take the ball and throw. Hard! It's a God-given talent! No one can teach it to you. They either hit it or they don't. #Quote by Vida Blue
Balls quotes by Anne Bishop
#104. Let me see if I understand this," Jaenelle said.
"You and Falonar have decided to go your own ways," Jaenelle said with a patience that made Surreal wary.
She shrugged. "It was a mutual decision." The bastard.
"Uh-huh. So you packed your bags..."
"It was his eyrie," Surreal cut in. "I certainly didn't want to live there." And I didn't want to watch him courting Nurian in ways he never thought to court me.
"...and left Ebon Rih without telling Lucivar."
"Who would have strung Falonar up by the heels"... or by the balls, which might have been interesting to watch... "before having a little chat."
"No," Jaenelle said, "he would have waited for Chaosti to show up, and then he would have strung Falonar up by the heels." She paused. "Maybe by the heels."
Which just confirmed why Surreal had slipped away from Ebon Rih before Lucivar had time to notice. As the Warlord Prince of Ebon Rih dealing with a Warlord Prince who was his second-in-command, Lucivar would have been nasty and explosive. Chaosti, the Warlord Prince of the Dea al Mon and a kinsman on her mother's side, would have approached Falonar with the protective viciousness that made Warlord Princes such a deadly facet of Blood society.
Dealing with the male relatives she'd acquired since coming to Kaeleer was so much fun.
"And you entered the Hall through one of the side doors to avoid seeing Daemon, who's working in his study and would have met you before you got #Quote by Anne Bishop
Balls quotes by Andre Holland
#105. The surgeries were the hardest scenes for me because it's literally balancing so many balls in the air, at the same time, and each surgery is different. #Quote by Andre Holland
Balls quotes by Sid Gillman
#106. When the passer's back foot hit the ground on his setup, I wanted the ball gone. If no one was open, if he had to buy time, I wanted him to bounce in place. And then I only wanted him scrambling as a last resort. When you bounce, you maintain your balance. When you start moving, you create an unnatural position for yourself. I want everything to be natural. #Quote by Sid Gillman
Balls quotes by Jim Gaffigan
#107. You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! #Quote by Jim Gaffigan
Balls quotes by Andrew McCutchen
#108. I don't really look at myself as a power hitter. I look at myself as someone who drives the ball to the gaps, hits line drives. #Quote by Andrew McCutchen
Balls quotes by Gore Verbinski
#109. The curse is an incredible set of blue balls. #Quote by Gore Verbinski
Balls quotes by Kristen Ashley
#110. Heart and soul, gut and balls, I love you. There's no one I'd rather hold. Not until I'm eighty. Not until the day I die. #Quote by Kristen Ashley
Balls quotes by Tony Kushner
#111. I write everything with fountain pens. I don't know why. I've done it since I was bar mitzvahed. I was given a fountain pen, a Parker fountain pen, and I loved it, and I've never liked writing anything with pencils or ball-points. #Quote by Tony Kushner
Balls quotes by Zac Young
#112. There is something curiously therapeutic about bars when everything has silenced: when the laughter halts, the glasses no longer clank together, pool balls stop rolling; when the cigarettes are all packed, and the regulars have dwindled away to beat the sunrise. #Quote by Zac Young
Balls quotes by Louisa Edwards
#113. Winslow bounced over on the balls of his feet, clearly not experiencing any sort of crash. 'Aren't your guys nervous? I'm nervous as all hell.'
'There's nothing to be nervous about,' Beck said, joining them. 'Nerves are only useful when they can spur you on to work harder, faster, better. Once the work is done, they become pointless. #Quote by Louisa Edwards
Balls quotes by Judd Apatow
#114. I really think more about being honest and truthful about feelings and how people behave for the movies that I direct, but I also love movies like Zohan and Anchorman, just balls to the wall, how much can you make people laugh in one 90 minute period. #Quote by Judd Apatow
Balls quotes by Sam Snead
#115. But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. #Quote by Sam Snead
Balls quotes by Priest Holmes
#116. Chess is a time game, it's a game of patience. That pretty much defines how I run the ball. #Quote by Priest Holmes
Balls quotes by Ed Balls
#117. I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1. #Quote by Ed Balls
Balls quotes by Peter Cook
#118. Playing rugby at school I once fell on a loose ball and, through ignorance and fear, held on despite a fierce pummelling. After that it took me months to convince my team-mates I was a coward. #Quote by Peter Cook
Balls quotes by Dwight Yorke
#119. It's very hard to dismantle the ball off Wayne Rooney #Quote by Dwight Yorke
Balls quotes by Jasper Carrott
#120. I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure. #Quote by Jasper Carrott
Balls quotes by Jim Carrey
#121. I'm a perfectionist, so i'm never satisfied with myself. i've always been psychotic about that kind of stuff
in a good way. i'm very disciplined. like the food and the whole thing, i'm always looking to "how can i eventually just turn into a ball of light and fly off the planet?". until that happens and God basically pull the blinds back, i will not be satisfied ... if i found out that if i ate pine nuts for the next month i could see God, i'd be eating pine nuts. #Quote by Jim Carrey
Balls quotes by Rose Dewallvin
#122. Yes, sir. I will get fucking lost somewhere. If you can't find me in a few days, you can bet that I'm balls deep in some pussy." I smile and leave the room. #Quote by Rose Dewallvin
Balls quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout
#123. I called up Andrew, Adam's twin and the Thompson brother who matched me in temperament and personality. In other words, we were fucking balls of sunshine. #Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Balls quotes by David Ortiz
#124. I'm a guy that people look at me not only as a guy that hit the ball. #Quote by David Ortiz
Balls quotes by Greg Hogben
#125. After repeating almost everything I said, I excused my
accent and told them that I knew I spoke like I had plums in my mouth.
I then had to explain that was a British expression, as their faces read as
though I was saying I'd had their brother-in-law's balls on my tongue. #Quote by Greg Hogben
Balls quotes by Stacy Borel
#126. Jesus Christ, Ky, you scared me to death! I thought you were like those crazy people you see on TV who trap realtors, then kill them."
"You paint a vivid picture. Glad to know you're able to take care of yourself when you come in contact with one of those crazy people," he said from the floor. "Are you going to just stand there, or are you going to come help me up?"
"Oh, shut up," I said, while I moved toward him. "I'm trying to calm down my racing heart here. I couldn't give two shits about your balls at the moment.
"Nice. Would you at least rub them? They need to know you still love them. #Quote by Stacy Borel
Balls quotes by Doug Harvey
#127. Balls and strikes are the basic tenet to everything in baseball. From the perspective of hitting, pitching, offense and defense, it's all about the strike zone and how the battle is waged there between the pitcher and hitter. #Quote by Doug Harvey
Balls quotes by Nicki Minaj
#128. He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo #Quote by Nicki Minaj
Balls quotes by Gena Showalter
#129. Anya, the minor goddess of Anarchy? A woman who had more balls than most men - because she'd cut them off the guys stupid enough to get in her way and kept them as souvenirs. #Quote by Gena Showalter
Balls quotes by Mickey Rooney
#130. I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years. #Quote by Mickey Rooney
Balls quotes by Jennifer Crusie
#131. I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table.
"Pretty much. She seduced me."
"Yeah, right," Wes said. "She said, 'Please fix the kitchen drain,' and you interpreted that
"She said, 'Fuck me.' " Phin put two balls on the table and picked up his cue. "I interpreted that to mean she wanted sex."
"Oh." Wes picked up his cue. "That would have been my call, too." He squinted at the table. "Why would she have said that?"
"On a guess? Because she wanted sex. #Quote by Jennifer Crusie
Balls quotes by Richard Prince
#132. The problem with art is, it's not like the game of golf where you put the ball in the hole. There's no umpire; there's no judge. There are no rules. It's one of its problems. But it's also one of the great things about art. It becomes a question of what lasts. #Quote by Richard Prince
Balls quotes by Lauren Oliver
#133. Alex, please."
He balls his fists. "Stop saying my name. You don't know me anymore."
"I do know you." I'm still crying, swallowing back spasms in my throat, struggling to breathe. This is a nightmare and I will wake up. This is a monster-story, and he has come back to me a terror-creation, patched together, broken and hateful, and I will wake up and he will be here, and whole, and mine again. I find his hands, lace my fingers through his even as he tries to pull away. "It's me, Alex. Lena. Your Lena. Remember? Remember 37 Brooks, and the blanket we used to keep in the backyard - "
"Don't," he says. His voice breaks on the word.
"And I always beat you in Scrabble," I say. I have to keep talking, and keep him here, and make him remember. "Because you always let me win. And remember how we had a picnic one time, and the only thing we could find from the store was canned spaghetti and some green beans? And you said to mix them - "
"And we did, and it wasn't bad. We ate the whole stupid can, we were so hungry. And when it started to get dark you pointed to the sky, and told me there was a star for every thing you loved about me." I'm gasping, feeling as though I am about to drown; I'm reaching for him blindly, grabbing at his collar.
"Stop." He grabs my shoulders. His face is an inch from mine but unrecognizable: a gross, contorted mask. "Just stop. No more. It's done, okay? That's all done now."
"Alex, please - "
"Stop!" His v #Quote by Lauren Oliver
Balls quotes by Steve Merrick
#134. Ok is there anyone here who isn't injured?" She let the silence last a bit longer theatrically, then laughed. "Why are we still here?" Nods of confusion and one derisory snort later she laughed again. "Ok are we or are we not frakking commonwealth soldiers? Have we or have we not survived repeated balls ups throughout all of our careers." One wolf whistle and a lot of nods. "Are we going to give up. #Quote by Steve Merrick
Balls quotes by Clive Barker
#135. Before she could look to find a wound he had control of the vision once again, but like a juggler attempting to hold too many balls in the air catching one meant loosing another. #Quote by Clive Barker
Balls quotes by Alex Caan
#136. Zain poured skimmed milk over Weetabix, throwing in a handful of cashew nuts to add flavour. A glass of grapefruit juice to go with it, and green tea. He tried to avoid caffeine. Maybe the green pills were loaded with it, anyway. Alligator balls, snake venom and caffeine. He #Quote by Alex Caan
Balls quotes by Cari Silverwood
#137. Her legs might tremble but she'd said what she had to. Maybe because she knew this would get harder to do the longer she was here. Soon, if he had his way, and she was afraid he would, she would lose her courage. She would cherish this time –a memory of when she still had balls. #Quote by Cari Silverwood
Balls quotes by Hank Moody
#138. Once upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That's when Hollywood came knocking at my back door. As soon as I cashed that check, I wrapped my lips around the mighty erection that is the film industry and sucked hard, just like a good whore should. Unfortunately, I had to be taught not to orphan the balls. #Quote by Hank Moody
Balls quotes by Willie Stargell
#139. I'm always amazed when a pitcher becomes angry at a hitter for hitting a home run off him. When I strike out, I don't get angry at the pitcher, I get angry at myself. I would think that if a pitcher threw up a home run ball, he should be angry at himself. #Quote by Willie Stargell
Balls quotes by Chuck Tanner
#140. Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger. #Quote by Chuck Tanner
Balls quotes by A.E. Via
#141. I promise you, I'm going to spend every one of those forty-eight hours buried balls deep in your tight ass." "Fuck #Quote by A.E. Via
Balls quotes by Cath Crowley
#142. I ask, 'Do you think Dylan's telling the truth?'
Daisy checks her face in a little mirror, then hands it to Jazz. 'You want me to find out?'
'Let's not ruin it by calling them liars.'
' ... I won't ruin it. I've got this special way of getting the truth out of Dylan.'
'How?' I ask.
'I kick him in the balls.'
'That's pretty special. #Quote by Cath Crowley
Balls quotes by Jose Bautista
#143. I was getting ready way too late and the ball was beating me to the strike zone.? #Quote by Jose Bautista
Balls quotes by Peyton Manning
#144. It's kind of boring to me if teams never throw the ball. #Quote by Peyton Manning
Balls quotes by Miranda July
#145. Look at the sky: that is for you. Look at each person's face as you pass them on the street: those faces are for you. And the street itself, and the ground under the street, and the ball of fire underneath the ground: all these things are for you. #Quote by Miranda July
Balls quotes by Ian Holloway
#146. My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman ... she would be spending all night with Berbatov. #Quote by Ian Holloway
Balls quotes by Leisa Rayven
#147. my balls are bluer than the entire cast of Avatar #Quote by Leisa Rayven
Balls quotes by Madeleine L'Engle
#148. Below them the town was laid out in harsh angular patterns. The houses in the outskirts were all exactly alike, small square boxes painted gray. Each had a small, rectangular plot of lawn in front, with a straight line of dull-looking flowers edging the path to the door. Meg had a feeling that if she could count the flowers there would be exactly the same number for each house. In front of all the houses children were playing. Some were skipping rope, some were bouncing balls. Meg felt vaguely that something was wrong with their play. It seemed exactly like children playing around any housing development at home, and yet there was something different about it. She looked at Calvin, and saw that he, too, was puzzled. #Quote by Madeleine L'Engle
Balls quotes by Tommy Lasorda
#149. My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it. #Quote by Tommy Lasorda
Balls quotes by Shelley Jackson
#150. Nobody can remember when the sperm became large enough to see, but we agree on this: once that point was reached, every generation topped the last. They went from guppy to goldfish, and before long they could frighten a schnauzer, and not much later even Great Danes made way for them....
Sperm are ancient creatures, single-minded as coelacanths. They are drawn to the sun, the moon, and dots and disks of all descriptions, including periods, stop signs, and stars. They worship at nail heads, doorknobs and tennis balls. More than one life has been saved by a penny tossed in the air. #Quote by Shelley Jackson
Balls quotes by J.M. Colail
#151. Good luck on your test."
"I'm gonna ace it for sure!" I said, rolling to Wesley's side of the
bed and pulling the sheet up.
"Don't I know it," he smiled, and then slapped the doorframe. "Oh
yeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I'm
on my way now. #Quote by J.M. Colail
Balls quotes by Mariam Petrosyan
#152. There were other things too, something resembling soggy cotton balls, and something else, like clumps of tangled hair, and all of that inhabited the noxious grass, ate it, crawled in it, intoxicated by its vapors, gave birth, and died, turning into muck. It was all grass, if you stopped to think about it, all flesh was as grass and nothing more. Blind #Quote by Mariam Petrosyan
Balls quotes by Spike Walker
#153. You know, Susey," he said, "they ruined a hell of a man when they cut the balls off you!" O'Malley never was one to tiptoe around a thing. #Quote by Spike Walker
Balls quotes by Leonardo DiCaprio
#154. I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did. #Quote by Leonardo DiCaprio
Balls quotes by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#155. Asteroids are craggy chunks of rock. Comets are balls of dirt, ice, and frozen gases. And meteors are, quite simply, whatever falls through and burns up in Earth's atmosphere from outer space. Asteroids #Quote by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Balls quotes by James Madison
#156. I love the summer ... the warm weather, hangin out with friends, and swimmin in the warm water ... but most importantly grabin a glove and a ball and playin some softball in the heat. #Quote by James Madison
Balls quotes by Grover Cleveland
#157. What do you imagine the American people would think of me if I wasted my time going to the ball game? #Quote by Grover Cleveland
Balls quotes by Hilary Mantel
#158. By the hairy balls of Jesus #Quote by Hilary Mantel
Balls quotes by Delicious David
#159. Embracing you against the chest,
Pressing dicks in each other,
Sucking your pinkish lips
Titillating balls with love
Kissing your body with my dick
Pressing against the tightest hole of your ass
Making you suck my dick with utmost pleasure
Inebriating in youthfulness
Soaking in desire of sex
Sucking dick in the fun
Oh! My Ethan, come,
Satisfy the thirst of my masculinity
Make every evening flavorsome and young nights colorful #Quote by Delicious David
Balls quotes by Ray Nitschke
#160. Hit the ball carrier harder than he hits you. #Quote by Ray Nitschke
Balls quotes by Bob Hope
#161. One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever. #Quote by Bob Hope
Balls quotes by Beryl Dov
#162. Return America to the Native Americans!
I'm all for returnin' America to the Native Americans.
No siree bub, I'm not talking about them
featherhead Indians with the casinos.
Fuck them greedy mixed breed tomahawk chuckers.
I'm talking about the real Native Americans ~
a proud people who came from a tiny mountainous region in Siberia
that walked across the ice 13,000 years ago to get here
and probably froze their balls off.

Native Americans,
whatever's left of y'allz,
take my country...please.
You deserve it ~
but on one condition:

You name the country Texas
and all the Christian white folk here get to have
our own friggin' casinos. #Quote by Beryl Dov
Balls quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#163. What galls you most, old man? The fact that I betrayed you, or the fact that I had the balls to set it right when you didn't? (Ravyn) #Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Balls quotes by Kresley Cole
#164. I know that look." Jack shook his head ruefully. "Doan worry; she'll
give you your balls back as soon as she's done getting her way. #Quote by Kresley Cole
Balls quotes by J.K. Rowling
#165. They collected balls #Quote by J.K. Rowling
Balls quotes by Jeffrey Katzenberg
#166. If you go running, you put on sneakers. When you go bowling, you take your personal bowling balls with you. In much the same fashion, it won't be long before you have your special sunglasses to take to the movie theater. #Quote by Jeffrey Katzenberg
Balls quotes by Clive James
#167. Snooker is just chess with balls. #Quote by Clive James
Balls quotes by Avery Flynn
#168. When it's the two of us and that pussy of yours is soft, swollen, and wet, I'll be the one in control. I'll have you wherever and whenever I want - in my bed, on my desk, on the floor right now if I want to. I'm going to own that sexy body of yours so thoroughly that you're going to beg for my cock, because it's going to be the only thing in the world that you want. And once I'm buried balls deep in you and you are filled with me, I'm going to make you come apart in the best way possible. Do you understand? #Quote by Avery Flynn
Balls quotes by Diana Duncan
#169. Don't ever 'influence' me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press 'chop. #Quote by Diana Duncan
Balls quotes by Melina Marchetta
#170. If he goes for my nose again, I fink I'll hang him up by his little balls,' one of the Guard said, getting to his feet. Froi tried to ignore the mockery.
'Nothing little about me,' he grunted. 'Don't take my word for it, Hindley. Ask your wife. She seemed happy last night, you know, with the size and all. #Quote by Melina Marchetta
Balls quotes by A.E. Via
#171. The room was silent, just the low murmur of Sports Center coming from the television. Ruxs' eyes were on the sports announcers but he wasn't listening to them. He could feel Green's strong presence. It called to him. He heard him rustling in his chair and turned to look in his direction. Green was still reclined all the way back. He was looking at the TV, his eyes heavy, one hand down inside his lounge pants. Ruxs could see his hand moving. Oh my God. Ruxs had an urge to rub his own aching balls. Shit. Poor things. They'd been sorely neglected for months. He #Quote by A.E. Via
Balls quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
#172. It occurred to me one evening, as I sat by myself in Al's patio, that a man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long. I'd been doing it for ten years and I had a feeling that my reserve was running low. #Quote by Hunter S. Thompson
Balls quotes by Jean Findlay
#173. The Dean of St Pauls talks absolute balls, The Dean of Westminster showed his to a spinster The Dean of Oswestry frisks girls in the vestry The Bishop of Birmingham buggers boys while confirming 'em, The Bishop of Norwich makes them come in his porridge, The Dean of West Ham smears their bottoms with jam. #Quote by Jean Findlay
Balls quotes by Adrienne Wilder
#174. Chase closed his cell phone. Why the hell did he feel like he'd just been kicked in the balls? To
Seven he said, "Is he always like that?"
Seven smiled, but it wasn't happy. "He was worse when he was alive. #Quote by Adrienne Wilder
Balls quotes by Carol Bartz
#175. I have a belief that life isn't about balance, because balance is perfection Rather, it's about catching the ball before it hits the floor. #Quote by Carol Bartz
Balls quotes by John McGraw
#176. The way to get a ball past (Honus) Wagner is to hit it eight feet over his head. #Quote by John McGraw
Balls quotes by Christina Lauren
#177. I saw how he looked at you when he came in here Monday. He'd let you carry his balls around in your pocket. #Quote by Christina Lauren
Balls quotes by Mercy Celeste
#178. I dreamed about you too," he said softly, letting his smile go dreamy as he watched the blood drain from the bigger man's face. "I fantasized about cutting off your balls and feeding them to you." "Fuck you, Levi." There was laughter in his voice. "Oh wait, I already did," he said as he walked away. His gym bag slung over his shoulder, whistling the rival school's fight song. #Quote by Mercy Celeste
Balls quotes by Peyton Manning
#179. I am stronger than I was last year. I am throwing the ball better now in May of 2013 than I did in May of 2012 - significantly better. I got better throughout the season. #Quote by Peyton Manning
Balls quotes by Ron Atkinson
#180. You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball. #Quote by Ron Atkinson
Balls quotes by Charlie N. Holmberg
#181. Emery was kneeling outside "gardening" when Ceony and Langston stepped through the illusion that masked the paper magician's house. He had positioned himself outside the curving garden of meticulously crafted paper flowers, and seemed to be replacing all the red, tulip-shaped flower heads with blue, lily-shaped ones. Fennel chewed on the discarded spells as Emery worked, crumpling them in his paper mouth and then spitting the balls into an overturned trash receptacle. #Quote by Charlie N. Holmberg
Balls quotes by Lord Byron
#182. I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one's partners in the waltz of this world -not much remembered when the ball is over. #Quote by Lord Byron
Balls quotes by Richard Bachman
#183. You're on, Ted," I told him. "Your big chance, boy. Don't blow it. Folks, this kid is going to dance his balls off before your very eyes. #Quote by Richard Bachman
Balls quotes by Susan Mallery
#184. That's what women specialize in-demanding every scrap of humanity we have. Our hearts, our souls and our balls. You can fight it, my friend, but I've learned it's a whole lot smarter to hand it all over quietly. They're going to win in the end and if you resist, you only end up having to beg more. #Quote by Susan Mallery
Balls quotes by Jill Shalvis
#185. Life was short, so grab it by the balls and run. #Quote by Jill Shalvis
Balls quotes by Aleksandar Hemon
#186. If you have information you've got the world by the balls. But we have to convert information into knowledge in order to make it humanly useful. #Quote by Aleksandar Hemon
Balls quotes by Casey Stengel
#187. We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings! #Quote by Casey Stengel
Balls quotes by Jess Glynne
#188. My nan tells me to eat her fish balls and not drink alcohol. I'd rather have the fish balls. #Quote by Jess Glynne
Balls quotes by Alan Shepard
#189. Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn. #Quote by Alan Shepard
Balls quotes by D. B. Sweeney
#190. It's especially gratifying to have done a film like 'Eight Men Out' because it's hard not to have fun when there are so many bats and balls around. #Quote by D. B. Sweeney
Balls quotes by Hope Solo
#191. I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys. #Quote by Hope Solo
Balls quotes by R.L. Mathewson
#192. In his opinion if a man didn't have the balls to make a move he didn't deserve the woman he desired. #Quote by R.L. Mathewson
Balls quotes by Solange Nicole
#193. It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries. #Quote by Solange Nicole
Balls quotes by Shannon Stacey
#194. Ryan: Lady, I ain't a boomerang. You throw me away again, I'm not coming back.
Lauren:You call me lady in that tone again, it's your balls that won't be coming back. #Quote by Shannon Stacey
Balls quotes by Whitney Cummings
#195. Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? #Quote by Whitney Cummings
Balls quotes by Simone Elkeles
#196. Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). #Quote by Simone Elkeles
Balls quotes by Eve Langlais
#197. Chloe is waiting for me." A sneer twisted his lips. "Always rushing off to please your female. You keep claiming it's because she's taken your heart, but if you ask me, I think she's got your balls. #Quote by Eve Langlais
Balls quotes by Sachin Tendulkar
#198. I never played with a runner in my entire life, even in schools, because only I know where the ball is going and how hard, when I hit the ball, something my runner will never know about. #Quote by Sachin Tendulkar
Balls quotes by Jeffrey Toobin
#199. In public at least, Roberts himself purports to have a different view of the Court than his conservative sponsors. "Judges are like umpires," he said at his confirmation hearing. "Umpires don't make the rules; they apply them." Elsewhere, Roberts has often said, "Judges are not politicians." None of this is true. Supreme Court justices are nothing at all like baseball umpires. It is folly to pretend that the awesome work of interpreting the Constitution, and thus defining the rights and obligations of American citizenship, is akin to performing the rote […] task of calling balls and strikes. When it comes to the core of the Court's work, determining the contemporary meaning of the Constitution, it is ideology, not craft or skill, that controls the outcome of cases. #Quote by Jeffrey Toobin
Balls quotes by Henry Cooper
#200. There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it? #Quote by Henry Cooper

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